/g/fur: brogramming edition
all non hackers gtfo
pic related its me hacking the mainframe
>>681625712
don't hax me bro
>>681625927
nah mate
already hacked you
webm related.
>when the hack was just right
>>681625712
fuck on me slut give me your cummies
>>681626097
now that's a spicy meme
I'm working on a python program, parsing entries from some HTML and displaying them in an organized manner
>>681625467
Honestly, I can't tell if we are even speaking english anymore...
>>681626312
cummies are not 4 sale gurl.
>>681626325
yea well im just hacking all the mainframes because im a REAL hacker
pic related im hacking
>>681626505
omelete du fromage
>>681626522
y-yeah... but I have a 2k monitor. s-suck it....
>>681626522
Why do you ruin me
>>681626581
i will suck nothing
>>681626589
ok fine ill give you some
do u want it in webm form
>>681625712
There's no escape!
>>681626736
You broke my heart soz :[
>>681626522
I agree with the filename, that is quiet meme
>>681626854
n0
pls ill give you the webms
fucking australians
>>681626915
gotta meme hard.
otherwise what is the point?
>>681626984
I hope you do tho qt I need it
>>681626984
you have a point
>>681627005
i got u bro
dont worry fam
shall i post them on skype or here
>>681627047
i always have a point
>>681627209
just this one time
>>681627209
Whereever you prefer :3333
>>681627209
Whats your skype?
>>681627257
nah i have points quite a lot
what's the point of memeing hard if you dont have a point?
>>681627287
better skype them because this is meant to be a fur thread or some bullshit like that
only 2d dicks allowed here
>>681627365
is a secret
>>681627452
I'd suck that 2d cuck
>>681627452
your point is only valid sometimes
>>681627528
ur a 2d cuck
>>681627551
its always valid
>>681627630
bloody wish I was maybe?????
I don't know suck my doggo dongo prob
Oh wait I'm a cat?
Like a white tiger????
Ah fuck it, nothing matters in furry so I have a dog dick now sweeeeet.
>>681627698
calm down
all that matters is you have the webms now
>>681627768
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :3 Ilove
>>681627630
again, only sometimes
>>681627802
gay ;^)
>>681627810
all the time
>>681627939
that look like my thing only 12 years old
>>681627939
fine, never
>>681625712
are you god?
>>681628050
u look like a gay
>>681628307
rude
don't speak to me or my son ever again
>>681628542
yee
Why aren't you programming with Finnick, /g/fur?
>>681628569
i m ur gay
>>681628718
damn i got too many gay
where i gonna keep them all
>>681628594
I sent a Finnick plushie to my bf
>>681628827
Finnick is best innick
>>681628926
>>681629156
hnnng
The ear fluffs are a nice touch
>>681629209
I wanted to send him something cute for his birthday, so I thought it would be good since we watched Zootopia together.
>>681629274
Cute. Who is he, if I might ask? Anyone from here?
>>681629327
he's having relationship problems its best not to talk about it
>>681629327
Frosh
pic related - me and him
reo im gonna keep u in my shed ok
>>681629379
What are you even talking about?
>>681629417
Aww
>>681629430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u9gt9hesHw
>>681629541
id better not say anymore incase i get someone in trouble ;^)
>>681629417
:3, cute
>>681629600
Whatever you say won't really have an impact since you're just another random anon
>>681629751
this, tbh
>>681629751
or am i? ;^)
anyway
i wont say anything about your bf. i dont wana get him in trouble.
bye bye honey!
<3
>>681629876
>>681629430
I'm deffo down for that
>>681629876
This definitely isn't the worst blatant attempt at trying to get me riled up for no reason
>>681630030
okay then but only if you put shrimps on the barbie
>>681630087
Gotta say it had me laffin' out lawd
>>681630087
but honey, you can pretend all you want. but we both know what frosh is like.
anyway
i wont say anymore. i should really close the thread now
>>681630201
>>681628827
Did you give it a SPH?
>>681630608
No.
He can do that himself if he really wants to.
>>681630688
That is not what you do.
You give it a SPH, fuck it and cum inside it, then send it to him.
>>681630944
That's kinda gross.
>>681631104
I find it erotic
What's SPH? Special Penis Handler?
>>681631104
Casual.
>>681631188
Strategically placed hole. I had to look it up.
>>681631188
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sph
>>681631104
wat r u CASUL?
>>681631256
>>681631261
Huh. Learn something new every day.
Thred's ded baby
Do I smell people?
>>681632507
You smell uuuuuuuuuuuu
>>681632507
You smell cummies.
That's like.. half of a person I guess.
>>681632507
You smell uguuuu
>>681632534
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
sup?
>>681632673
wat
>>681632688
Y-you too
>>681635376
Everything is wrong with spiders.
>We will no longer surrender this country, or its people, to the false song of globalism.
My nipples are erect.
>>681635993
Lackadaisy is cool.
>>681636102
So is the revival of American nationalism. God bless America.
>>681636179
Agreed.
We must preserve whatever culture we have left and not let the third world countries destroy our values in the name of "tolerance"
>>681636403
You're my kind of degenerate furry homosexual, anon.
>>681636458
Thanks.
Although I never bought into the "degenerate" thing when it comes to sexual perversion and whatnot.
I feel the west, with it's major triumphs in peace and creating a free society, should indulge a little as we deserve it.
Behind closed doors only however; as we should be proud enough to never let it affect our decency.
>>681636898
Oh I agree I just love calling people degenerates, the hypocrisy tickles me. I only consider the title valid when applied to those purveyors of publicized pseudopornography at pride parades and the like, those sorts ought to be pariahs again.
>>681637053
But SF, asking people to have self-respect is intolerant.
>>681637285
Correct, and it's about time we learned to be a little intolerant again. Want to go on a gay bash with me?
>>681628926
Bow down to your superior ottsels
>>681637420
Sure I'll bring Clint along.
>>681637562
Who am I talking to anyway?
>>681637615
Katz
>>681635576
no u
>>681637747
You still post here?
Hell, you still exist?
Are you and dallas still a thing? I don't think I've talked to you in like 3 years good lord.
>>681637807
Yes, but as anon.
Yes.
And yes.
>>681638034
Adorable. How's life?
>>681638087
Life goes.
I actually gotta head to work right now.
I'll catch up with ya later. Should be able to find you on steam.
>>681638241
It does.
>not shitposting from work
I'm also flabbergasted you still have me on steam. Later.
>>681638318
Later.
And I probably don't. But I can probably find you.
>>681625712
What keyboard is that?
>>681638399
Dallas has me, it's straightforward from there.
< 14 > https://www.dropbox.com/s/x7dlb3llwkiwjsl/0000.zip?dl=1
anyone got some herms laying around ?
>>681638641
Absolutely not, they're on their goddamn feet working like any other decent American at this hour.
>>681638712
;_;
>>681638924
Or in my case on my butt working since loloffice job. Point is, no layabouts here.
DERP
>>681639016
should be working with uni work. to tired of being at uni early writing papers about security stuff
>>681639270
hell gote
hello*
>>681639327
Yeah I've got papers to write but I'm shitposting at work instead rofl
>>681639426
I'm not a nazi I swear
>>681639489
I did nazi that coming
>>681639681
Behind the desk?
>>681639743
Wherever you like, darling.
>>681639803
Please keep it behind the desk.
>>681639863
Keep your shirt on too, do your best to act casual.
>>681639909
Nooo, quit sexualizing me!!
>>681639991
Sexualizing the gote is kinda my thing.
>>681640250
But that gote is different
>>681640421
It is but I'm not picky.
>>681640594
resistance, harder, etc
I request more cats, especially Rocky.
>>681640681
what's up
>>681640846
The sky.
>>681640980
Unless you're australian, then the sky's down. Didn't think of that did you you insensitive jackass?
Morning
>>681641570
Good morning, good moooorning~
We've talked the whole night through
What a quality thread.
To lurk more or to do productive stuff-that is the question.
>>681642053
If you're someone I know and like, stay here. If you're not, drown yourself; that is the most productive thing.
>>681641660
I just woke from my insomnia sleep. Cant seem to stay asleep. How are you?
>>681642336
Peachy, darling, just wonderful. I managed to consume a full 6 hours of sleep last night despite the FLAGRANT misbehavior of my roommates. Insomnia is not my affliction really I've got more of a van winkle issue.
And I just can't leave my bed, unless motivated by something delicious, intense stress or really beautiful day.
I need to make it less comfy, somehow.
>>681642832
Do you not have a job or school or something
>>681642445
I understand. Survived 3 years of that from college.
>>681643102
I can't be too mad they kept me from choking to death on vomit on my 21st. Man I should eat breakfast.
>>681643184
Go grab some. Tis the most important meal.
>>681643656
I can't, I'm at work, and that's also not true. Turns out it doesn't matter which meal(s) you skip.
>>681643720
I cant skip a meal. Still need a month of weight training to go.
>>681643924
Are you trying to get big or something? Wouldn't have expected that from your images.
How is this thread still alive
>>681642895
School being really light atm, only on weekends. Trying to lrn Java for future value and getting gudder at video games.
Should go make some breakfast as well.
>>681644393
Blame SF
>>681643977
Yea, I needed to shed some weight off and gain muscle. Not to ripped just want nice definition
>>681644393
I'm a fucking necromancer.
>>681644469
whoever you are you better be gitting gud at either dark souls or melee or both
>>681644506
Ah of course. Still if weight loss remains one of the objectives not eating occasionally isn't such a bad idea.
>>681644469
I don't want to blame anyone, I am just suprised
>>681644606
Sustaining one's life is not necromancy
But still, if you are a necromancer, are threads the only thing you can bring back from the realm of the dead?
>>681644845
Yes, I am not a very talented necromancer.
>>681644606
The not eating part is bad. Its what you eat. Lots and lots of chicken, fish, rice, and greens. Even though i tend to have a few cheat meals. Hard to be healthy xD
>>681644606
I git gud at 1 and 2. Delaying purchase of 3 right now. Maybe until they release DLC or something.
>>681644927
Some things are better left on the other side.
>>681644927
Once you know how to ressurect one's hope for better future come find me
>>681645105
It's both, sweetheart. Count calories.
>>681645112
2 is a shitty game though 3 is mechanically the best in the series. Go buy it.
>>681645155
Oh that one's easy. Just requires MAGA.
>>681645224
What's a MAGA?
>>681645416
Make America Great Again, of course. Once you're on board that train your hope for the future will be revitalized like never before.
hi boys
>>681645480
I don't even live in America
>>681645530
Hello
>>681645651
Oh that's unfortunate, you're out of luck if that's the case. Have you considered moving?
>>681645651
hihi
>>681625712
Can I please be your property?
>>681645224
I know. Why I have alot of fruit to keep me goin
>>681645530
Hi
>>681645953
Nooooo :<
>>681646035
I'm more of a veggie guy, only fond of fruit in juice form mostly.
>>681646052
Raus, untermensch.
>>681646035
hihi :3
>>681645717
I believe that moving won't sort a lot of my problems and may even create a lot of new ones. So no, I haven't really considered it.
>>681646127
Please have mercy!
And only German I know are Rammstein lyrics :c
hi guys
i uploaded my collection because why not. barring futa,mlp,scat and gore,i've got like 10 gb of fur & normal hentai
https mega.nz/#F!ok9RFbKK!Yihjiio3zgdP1rtGxKnMjA
>>681646313
Everyone in the world is better in America. I don't know what your problems are but I guarantee America will give you the freedom to fix them.
>>681646364
Good, if weird, taste, really. I can't handle too much rammstein at any one time myself.
>>681645739
That picture has always been one of the hottest pics ever.
>>681646127
As long as i have my protien and steamed greens im good
>>681646302
How are you?
>>681646466
But you can handle me just fine! >.<
>>681646564
I could use some goddamn steamed greens. Dining on temple's campus is abysmally unhealthy.
>>681646601
Respect yourself at least a little bit for christ's sake.
>>681646466
Freedom is something that can be only acquired from within. If you are not in jail that is.
>>681646545
I love it
>>681646564
Good, wby?
>>681646648
I can't :D like seriously, you're the coolest person I've ever stalked :D
>>681646779
No I think you literally don't know what freedom means if you think that. Tell me what country you live in and I'll tell you why you're not free.
>>681646806
I'm not even the person you replied to originally, shitbird.
>>681646937
Shitbird/10
>>681646999
Indeed. Garrote yourself posthaste.
>>681647071
No clue what are you saying, but shitbird is top
>>681647214
You have the tools to expand your woefully inadequate lexicon right in front of you.
>>681646937
I can tell I am not free anyway. My mind is a cage.
>>681647332
why do you feel it neccessary to avatarfag
>>681646782
Doin okay. Just trying to eat healthy. Prepare for a upcoming con
>>681647511
A cage constructed in no small part by your environment. Of course there are changes you could make to yourself that would begin to tear down the bars but you can't do it all alone.
>>681647576
I don't.
>>681647332
Do I? Why are you so vile?
>>681647779
Yes, sweetheart. Try google. Or duckduckgo if you're a particularly rancid hipster.
I'm fabulous.
>>681647630
I have no one I'd like to ask for support.
A change of environment sure will help, but moving to another coutry is too much.
>>681647882
I did hence the vile remark :3
Anyhow, do riechst so gut.
>>681647959
Moving, but not to America? That's just halfassing it really.
>>681647983
Is english not your first language or something? How did you not know the word "vile"?
In any case that would be my conditioner.
>>681647628
I hope you have fun at it :3
>>681648277
I should start to moving to my own apartment at least. But even that would be hard enough.
>>681648277
Well, it is not actually. However I don't recall not knowing the word 'vile'.
>>681648415
Where do you live now, with your parents or something?
>>681648456
You're forgiven. What's your native language?
>>681648522
Yes.
>>681648705
Why's that a problem? If you're employed or in school it's just economically responsible.
>>681648287
Gonna be my first con. Hopfully I can meet with someone :F
>>681648522
Not sure if I should tell you that to be honest. You seem like one sinister guy :D A little bit of offense.
It's a Slavic language I can tell you that much.
>>681648774
I can't stay here forever. I will finish the uni in a few years and I will have to find a job and start living all by myself.
Plus, living with other people is too much pressure sometimes.
>>681648962
I'll take that as a compliment. I'm really not sinister, I'm a jingoistic homosexual with a fetish for animal people and an obsessive love of freedom and the American way. Completely harmless, really. Anyway assuming your language is spoken by more than 800 people on earth it's not going to be an identifying characteristic.
>>681649142
You save money by staying with your parents through university and even with a job for some time.
Done work see you precious, fragile little things in a minute.
>>681649196
You are absolutely correct, that is why I opted to give you only that information. And thanks I guess; learned what jingoism is.
>>681649196
Omg dude you sound like such a tool. I bet you sit at your computer with a thesaurus to show off your giant vocab. Probably to make up for your small dick.
>>681649497
I'm a natural educator.
>>681649537
Man I haven't been accused of that in awhile. No, I speak like this naturally, it's one of my registers, but you're right my penis is mediocre at best. Oh well.
>>681650730
hi doge
>>681648672
FUCK i love his comics
>>681651078
hey subby
>>681651431
I haven't played enough melee recently.
>>681651506
at least theres plenty of melee to watch these days. You think yung lef is taking that canada tournament?
how do I play melee without having anyone to play it with?
>>681651603
Absolutely not. He hasn't had top level practice in FAR too long. This doesn't mean he couldn't beat armada (who he plays with regularly anyway) or m2k (who has mental issues) or mango (who's a moron) but he 100% can't beat hbox right now. Hbox is ascendant at the moment and leffen doesn't have the puff practice.
>>681651686
Netplay, or just practice dank tech skill.
>>681651686
a gamecube controller adapter for your pc + gamecube controller + dolphin
>>681651785
i want to believe in my fuccboi though. He has the right attitude
>>681651785
hm, guess I'll do that, or just play 4 online
>>681651929
Hungrybox is too dangerous at the moment. I'm pretty sure Prince Abu won't be there, incidentally, and his attendance has literally been the determining factor in 6/6 recent tournaments. He's there, hbox loses; he's not, hbox wins.
>>681651975
No, do not play 4. Wrong.
>>681652071
hbox is single handedly ruining melee
>>681652071
idk I liked the little I played of it, feels like a waste of $60 to get a controller adapter for my computer
>>681652161
I think what's ruining melee is the other gods' inability to play catchup. Mango shouldn't be getting bodied by him. m2k should not be making pants on head retarded decisions like playing fox and sheik against armada after his marth fucking gives him the thirty.
>>681652224
Smash 4 is terrible, melee is the pinnacle of the genre.
>>681652273
leffen will saves us mark my words
>>681652494
I hope so. Armada and hungrybox are getting extremely boring.
I wanted to have faith in hax$ but ;_;
oh wait prince abu is totally going to EGLX get fucked hbox
>>681652556
riip he went too hard for his own good. A part of melee is dead until he comes back if ever
>>681652672
Hax didn't really overexert himself he's just had terrible, terrible luck.
>>681652596
neat. I bet hbox hates him with a passion
>>681652750
he'd probably suffer from the same problem mango does against puff. Just going too HAM for his own good
>>681653011
yeah his recent encounters with hungrybox haven't gone too well.
>>681653058
btw do you really support trump?
>>681653214
He's a bona fide American nationalist who makes progressive fascists piss themselves, and his elder son loves guns more than I do. Of course I support him.
>>681653393
I personally think he's a meme candidate
>>681653654
That word has lost almost all meaning. The memes are pretty alright but that's secondary and I don't think you're informed enough to make an actual criticism here.
>>681653393
>implying Trump isn't a fascist
You for fans should stay out of /pol/ discussions
>>681653792
You're right but still he doesnt seem very suitable for the job. its as if Gordon Ramsay became the prime minister of the UK.
>>681654004
I didn't realize the guy who wants to EXTEND CC RECIPROCITY TO THE ENTIRE COUNTRY was a fascist.
>>681654034
Elaborate inna next thread.
>>681654075
No, the guy who is trying to turn an entire race of people into the enemy is a fascist. lrn2politicalterms
>>681654329
Fascism isn't racism, and I'm not sure which race you're referring to there, actually, since last I checked Trump has no problem with any race.
>>681654443
Fascism is state sponsored racism you dumbfuck. No wonder you support Trump, you don't know dick
>>681654443
>BUILD A WALL
>THEY'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT
>>681654696
That's very literally not what fascism is. Do you know who mussolini is? The original fascist? Fascism is the idea that government and the people serve to maintain the state. It has nothing to do with race whatsoever. If you define your state according to ethnic constraints and your state is a fascist one then it is both fascist and racist, but one doesn't require the other.
>>681654722
Mexico is a country, not a race.
>>681654866
fas·cism
ˈfaSHˌizəm/Submit
noun
noun: fascism; noun: Fascism; plural noun: Fascisms
an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.
synonyms: authoritarianism, totalitarianism, dictatorship, despotism, autocracy; More
Nazism, rightism;
nationalism, xenophobia, racism, anti-Semitism;
jingoism, isolationism;
See how racism is in the definition of the word?
>>681655113
Those are related words, they're not part of the definition. Fascism IS authoritarian nationalism, correct. It's not racism. In any case, we've gotten away from Trump here, who is a nationalist but not even vaguely authoritarian.
>>681654866
>Mexico is a country, not a race
Whose indigenous population is considered Hispanic for the purposes of the US Census and in the eyes of the majority of Americans.
Trump is courting racism when he talks about building that wall.
>>681655465
You devalue the word racism when you extend its definition to reasonable domestic protectionism. And I'm hispanic.
>>681655308
Uhhhh Trump is nothing but authoritarian.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trump-the-authoritarians-candidate-of-choice/2016/03/04/2840f798-e15c-11e5-9c36-e1902f6b6571_story.html
>>681655704
That wapo article is extremely misleading. Psychological authoritarianism is the idea that people want a strong leader in their lives (in lower level social interactions we call this "daddy issues"); it makes sense for a decent volume of Trump's supporters, but it doesn't manifest as authoritarian policy. Trump's actual policy is manifestly libertarian re guns, health care, taxes, etc. He is only controlling regarding international affairs which is protectionist, not authoritarian, since it acts on behalf of the citizenry rather than at the expense of the citizenry.