We are employed at /b/ Corp.We react to others by their number.Singles = regular
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
We are employed at /b/ Corp.
We react to others by their number.
Singles = regular employees
Dubs = manager
Trips = CEO
Quads = owner
We are broke. Any ideas?
>>681614599
Kill the Jews, they are a leech of money.
>>681614599
have you see bill,boss ?
Negro cock
>>681614483
Mail boy coming through!
Post room is busy today!
>>681614910
got anything for me today?
>>681614599
nosir, nothing since our last quarterly meeting
>>681615061
Sorry Jeff, the FBI siezed all your post. Something about corporate espionage.
Who has the fucking coffee filters? I'm about to go ape shit in this motherfucker?!?!
>>681615137
god damnit not again, i had to deal with this shit last week! who's running this show, a bunch of nignogs?
nigger nogs
>>681615218
don't you fucking remember we got a keurig system last month? keep up with the times.
quints
TRUMP
>>681614483
Requesting additional resources in the human trafficking department
Can we turn up the thermostat I'm a slut who wears nothing to work but I'm oh so cold. If not I'm sueing for sexism in the workplace.
Guten Tag.
>>681615617
No can do, all personnel are all busy in the break room fapping the feminine penises.
>>681615286
Well I'm not your boss or anything but maybe if you stopped trying to sell our companies secrets, his wouldn't happen so often.
Also, your not being very subtle. Posting "Selling /b/ Corp super top secret blueprints and designs" on Facebook is a bit much.
>>681614483
but its a public company jack ass
>>681615822
You're fired
Back to work you maggots
Them bathrooms best be clean you plebs
>>681614599
Ur the fuckin manager u tell us .i say meth lab though
>>681615822
look, i know your my manager and all but i have kids to feed and the current budget cuts aren't getting me enough money anymore. what the fuck do you expect me to do, sell drugs? i'm white, that shit won't work because i don't look like a wigger.
>>681615955
Yes sir!
Scrubbing oh rubber ducky!!
>>681614599
child fighting ring?
I'm hired as..
Your all fired. Get the fuck out her here fags.
>>681615980
well tell tony to stop wiping his shit all over the walls!
>>681614483
Rolling for quads. I want to be An Hiro!
You're all fired.
>>681616100
fuck you richard, you're just a manager!
im back from my fap break
Alright team, I think the best thing for our company would be to sell stock out to our competitors...
>>681616100
Fuck my phone, almost perfect.
>>681615822
>>681615989
Oh fuck, I didn't realise i got a promotion to Mail Room Manager.
Jeff, I dont give a fuck about your kids.
Get the fuck out, your no longer employed by /b/. I am terminating your contract, effective immediately.
>>681616190
at least wipe your dick off, it smeared all over the front of your pants you gross faggot
Everyone is fired
>>681616176
OH YEAH? How about now?!
What should we do in order to make /b/ great again?
>>681616264
what the fuck!! shouldn't this have to go through the boss first or some shit? screw you, i'm going to take a shit in your desk before i leave
>>681616356
suck my dick richard, still can't do shit so make yourself useful
Treat me gud plz
What if i get quints or sexts?
We should close the site.
>>681616359
sprinkle some crack on it?
Fuckin Rollin
Leeeets go
>>681616307
its going to be in a lot moar places if you keep mirin
>>681614483
You're all fired.
>>681616359
Make a post about this post posting about that post.
???
Profit?
Umm, yeah... I'm going to need those TPS reports
General Counsel reporting in
Come on guys, get back to work, we need banana pictures!!!
>>681616544
i'm sorry massa managuh imma good nigga
>>681614483
Hi everyone, how's it going?
fired, all of you
>>681616393
Take a shit, see what I care. I'll eat it then shit it back out onto your kids when I murder them. At least then, you will have less mouths to feed.
>>681616588
he's a manager, seems legit
>>681616679
hey jerry, hows the misses been, oh shit here comes our boss
Dialer here. I say we kill the fat one.
>>681616722
you know... you have a good point there. guess that's why you're a manager and i'm a jobless bum now.
What's the product again?
>>681616544
promotion party. time to make bank /b/ros
Perhaps we can get people to post nothing but bait threads 24/7, and reap the comments, and pageviews, of idiots trying to correct retards?
>>681616679
eh, so so. i just got back from my gap break and imagined my grandma and for some reason my dick got harder so now i'm feeling pretty ashamed of myself.
how has your day been?
>>681616454
Fuck you Dick, I'm not the one that has to find a new job. BEHOLD, read it and weep!
I've been working here for 35 years.
go back to work
the lunch room is out of toaster strudels.
Rolling for a friend
Ah god...Who the fuck fapped in the coffee?
>>681617080
Rolling for myself
>>681616818
That's the Attitude we need here at /b/ Corp. Your hired!
>>681616968
Thats unfortunate
Yeah I'm going to go ahead and shirk and nap
>>681617136
not me, mines on my pants
ROLLING NIGGERS
>>681614483
shit
>>681617344
DUBS CHECKEM
>>681617344
Rolling for what you fucking retard
Small cuck
>>681617287
Fucking bateman!
>>681617152
fuck yeah!
Fuck
Ehhhhh, sorry OP in gnna have to let you go... sooo yeeaahhhh.
sup cunts. new business plan. hookers and cocaine!
>>681617613
see, this is why you're not a manager frank.
>>681614599
>>681615822
>>681615933
>>681615955
>>681616100
>>681616500
>>681616544
>>681616588
>>681616722
>>681617344
shit ton of managers where the fuck are all the higher ups???!!!
hey
>>681617773
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>681614483
ayyy b0ss
>>681617613
after hours frank after hours
Gonna have to weed some managers out. Tripzzzz
>>681617773
You rang?
>>681614483
ROLLING. DO WORK BITCHES.
Can someone help me with this task?
>>681617894
you know he won't listen, that's why his wife left him.
>>681617989
No, you're a peon
kek youre all fired
>>681617989
didn't you go through basic training? looks like we have a newfag here guys, kek
Poop balls
Ayyyy lmao
>>681614483
Anyone see John last night? Dude knows how to party.
Asians
Respect My aythoratah
Hg
>>681618050
FUCK OFF
no time to explain help me fake my own death and i'll give you a promotion
>>681614483
I want that ceo job /b/tards
Suck me
>>681618135
is it weird to wonder how he got mustard on his dick?
>>681618135
get back to work faggot
>>681618188
Oh bigmans on campus
Lol ceo here i come
>>681618238
nobody wants to suck your dusty nutsack jonathan
>>681618214
Fuck this shit rerawl this till i get CEO
Hello, I'm the new secretary, ms hazel trapps, can someone please show me to my desk?
Let's sell rip off Katrina's and Rosetta stone japanese at the local anime club meetings.
>>681618310
Fuck need that CEO pay
>>681614483
I need those TPS reports
Gentlemen, I thought i told you all we are having a buisness meeting at our usual spot.
Going for at least manager
>>681618340
someones due for a promotion
Get back to work, maggots.
>>681618370
too bad, you're fired
hello
Check'em boiz
