Kia Ora whanau

Dunners reporting, bruh

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Wellington-sama reporting for duty.

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>Christchurch

Reporting as always

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>>681613404
>Christchurch

Ex New Plymouth reproting

>>681613915
Not 4chinfaymoose tonight?

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>>681613404
Marton On the piss again

>>681613980
>Ex New Plymouth

So did you move away from New Plymouth or die there?

>>681614028
Feelin pretty shit

>>681614109
Ah, that sucks mate.

>>681614095
I died there so I moved away

Are the mongrel mob still a proper thing or have they faded?

Why are IDs even gone?

>>681614305
Mongrel Mob ain't shit, I run this country now. Anywhere there's crime I get my share. And people know to fear the name of Spindly Kevin.

>>681614410
You enjoy your share bud. Also take a A+ for grammar ;)

>>681614226
Aye

probably wont hang around tonight..

>>681614582
If that's disrespect you better watch out. Spindly Kevin has legs like pipe cleaners, and an itchy trigger finger.

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>>681613404

>>681614749
Mongrel hammer checkin in faggot. You better check that typing finger before ya lose it kiddo

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>>681614725

Dunners reporting.

>>681613566
Hey, mate. You gone all cultural on us?
>>681613889
Evening. You 'right?
>>681614725
Hey babes. If you're still about, take care.

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>>681615383
Would've figured this would be super unnecessary, but it's actually pretty quite for once. I like it.

>>681615539
Quiet*

Great shame to family now, must commit sudoku.

>>681615363
You fuckers gonna do Haka?

>>681615363
Bloody oaths I have, mate
How's it?

>>681615539
It's comfy

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auckland blotters, 2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com

No deliveries tonight tho friendos.

>>681615648
I'm sure as hell not, but he might. I dunno how far gone he is, could be all moko'd up by now.
>>681615784
Fuarkin' strewtharoo, cobber. Footy, VB, I reckon.
Yeah, alright. Nought much happened today, but cooked dinner which was nice. How about you?
>>681615796
It is, and I can go between here and there without missing anything.

>>681615846
Reported to the Australian government kiddo

>>681616010
guess im goin back home then huh.

any of you fuckers ever had a sheep get into your weed bush?

fucking neighbours pet sheep got into my back yard started munching on my only weed plant

fucking stupid sheep

>>681616101
damn right you stinky abbo

>>681615961
Multi-cultural up in this bitch
Ay sounds good
Nah I didn't do anything really, slept all day. Couldn't sleep last night for some reason

the new zealand accent is so fucking ugly its honestly disgusting

not even tryin to be a dick but NZL accent is ugliest in the world IMO, i honestly cringe when i hear it ;/

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R I T A N O N

>>681616635
100% same as aussie IMO. fucking cringe

>>681616635
atleast we dont sound like stupid americans

>>681616720
Welcome back, my good friend Rita!

>>681616532
What's the occasion?
Was meke as, bro!
Fair enough, man. Nothing days are good when you don't have 'em every day. Know the feel, sucks. Reckon you'll be 'right tonight though?
>>681616720
Hey, mate! How are ya?

>>681616635
better than being a kaffer

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>>681617139
Thanks man! :)

>>681617157
Dunners! I'm good man, how are you today?

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Girl I know

/r/ycvHKq

>>681617744
nice and empty

>>681617377
Yeah, alright. Been up to much?

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>>681617904
I did absolutely nothing today! haha. Yourself?

Where da dunedin nudes at?

>>681618008
Sounds like a good day! I did bugger all too.
Made spaghetti bolognese this evening though. Correctly.

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posted in another thread, might as well post here
welly checkin in

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For Tonk-san. One of two.

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>>681619028
Two of two.

>>681618710
Correctly? Oh, so you made a rita-style bolognese? Good on you dunners, i'm proud! :)

>>681619057
Where's three of two?

>>681619207
No, I made the correct-style bolognese <3
>>681619222
If there was ever a three of two, those trips would've unlocked it. I'll go looking.

>>681619010
Live in the middle of town?

>>681619010
Kelleigh?

>>681614092
Louise?

remuera checkin

where's Mr Tanks?

>>681613404
palmerston is so shit help

>>681619910
yes i do
though i probably shouldn't say that to a stranger on the internet, huh?

>>681620718
You've narrowed it down to a couple hundred houses. I guess I could start knocking one by one.

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Wow not a complete shitposting thread tonight

>>681621010
doesn't sound worth it

>>681619010

You weren't up in Auckland for Danny Brown last week were you?

>>681621158
nope.

>>681621126
A brief glimmer of the good threads shining through the recent pile of shitty ones. It's good to see it.

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>>681621126
[shitposts generically]

>>681619010
I know those tits well

>>681621411
ive never posted a photo of them online and nobody but me has seen them in person

>>681621142
Nah, I guess not. What anime are you in to?

You have a window

>>681621640
no anime
i like cartoons though

>>681621693
Such as?

West auckland reporting in. Enjoying a durry in my black jeans and singlet. Bros working on his v8. Blasting metallica, cracking a woody

>>681621852
archer, family guy, south park, steven universe, adventure time, regular show, etc

How does one use the darknet? I have no idea about VPNs or anything like that but I want LSD and mushies.

But no police.

What do, little lads?

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Wellington Reporting in.

I work with some major fucking dumbasses

>>681622042
Nice. Watching the new season of Archer yet?

>>681622098
Retail, huh? Want me to write a professional looking complaint about them?

>>681622171
WAIT ITS OUT?
fuck yes now ive got more things to procrastinate with
also gonna get me the 60$ heavy rain + beyond for ps4 so i can waste more of my time

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>>681622045
You can find mushies pretty easily yourself bro, Just gotta make sure you get the right kind.

Pic related: Psilocybin Subaeruginosa

>>681621944
Fuckin' oath, cunt.

>>681622309
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Archer-Season-7
Happy fapping.

>>681622362
Ja but there isn't any grow guides for NZ shrooms and I'd like to have a steady supply.

>>681622236
Nah, IT.

But thanks :)

>>681622383
<3

>>681622522
You're a fucking retard mate.
Go on shroomery, find a grow tek, use a spore syringe.
It's pretty basic.

What's rfb mean?

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>Live in shitty flat
>Indian family in flat below mine take my bin + recycling bin by accident (I'm assuming they can't count, hence misreading the mailbox number on the side)
>Take theirs so I have something to put my rubbish in for the next week, plan to exchange back next week
>Rubbish day comes, they take my bins back with them again instead of theirs
>Weeks pass, they keep beating me to the collect the bins and continuously take the wrong ones
>One week I notice that they've finally taken their bins back instead of mine
>Go to finally retrieve mine from the curb
>Red one is missing
>Look around the neighborhood for it
>Go have a look at theirs, its their original bins
>Indian Lady comes out
>Tells me "If you try and take other people's bins, you can get charged y'know?"
>Try to explain to her that I'm just looking for mine which is missing, I'm not taking hers
>She doesn't seem convinced.
>mfw She took my bins first cause she's illiterate and is now scolding me for "attempting to take hers"
>Kind of sarcastically brush her off and walk away

Why the FUCK didn't I just swap them at the start bros? Or at least knock on their door and tell them they had taken the wrong bins. Why am I such an aspie? :(

>>681623159
Rod Frew Block.

But nah, it's a fuccboi Skyline thing. If you hear it, walk the other way.

>>681620622
It's a beautiful oasis

>>681623291
Like are R fucking B or some shit? Why is there even an f

>>681622886
I have, retard, and there are no PF-teks for the type of shrooms we get in NZ, only for psilocybe cubensis.

>>681623637
And, like I said, I want LSD thus asking about darknet, kill two birds with one stone.

>>681623554
Yeah, in all seriousness, RB is just the manufacturer code for the engine.
R-fucken-B is just some G shit that all the Fanga Stan's yell for some stupid reason.

>>681623210
simple, peel the sticker of her red bin and replce with yours. That way the curry cunt cant do shit sides wipe it with her left hand

>>681623686
You realise that you can grow subs with the same tek right?
Also, there's plenty of information around regarding transplanting subs into your own woodchips, and then watering them and harvesting them all through the season.
In regards to LSD, I wouldn't bother with darknet tbh. Go to a gym and start asking around, there's usually a few druggos through gyms and they can hook you up.

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< 8 > She hurted me plenty. Time to pay her back /b/. This includes all her nude videos cause I love you guys. http://bty.link/361 Do note that I will remove it in a few minutes.

>>681619010
Moar pls

>>681624053
>Go to a gym and start asking around, there's usually a few druggos through gyms and they can hook you up.
>tfw lift at the hospital gym

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>>681624459
And again for effect.

>>681623780
Shot bro, sick of cunts yelling it out haha

>>681625069
Oh, mate. I own a Skyline. I am beyond sick of it, and the reputation, and everything. Fuckin' hell.

Also, we one-hundy tonight, and it wasn't even shitposting. GG.

>>681625162
What, and with that we're dead? Fuark...

How many erections have you boys had today?

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G'night, kiwis.

Any hb nudz