>>681613287
ok man, first things first


is your son hot?

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>>681613287
nice b8

Youre the parent of your son, not us. Now teach him not to ever go on this website by fucking him up the ass.

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Show dat nasty pussy grandma or die. We mean business.

>>681613287
If your son is not very smart get a program that blocks the site. Make yourself the administrator so only you can download and delete programs. You could also ask 4chan to ban your ip

This board is 18 and up. It's your job to keep your kid off of sites like this. Take responsibility lady.

@ 681613630

Firstly - it's you're. Second - your vulgarity does not impress me.

>>681614038
This stupid bitch.

You and your son go die

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Check em

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>>681614038

>>681614038


We are the hacker known as 4chan. Haven't you seen CNN?

>>681614038
>681613630
Yeah, he totally could have gone harder on that with MUCH more detail. In fact, please elaborate, anon.

The real question, and only way we can help you, is how many daughters do you have?

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>>681614038
Awh fuck guys i want this to be real. Are you real? I mean is this post serious?

>>681614390
It can't be. This is /b/. We all just want something to be happening.

>>681613287
use his phone and post naked pictures of young girls so he gets banned. then he can never come back. since u dont wanna be posting child porn then you should think of something similar?

>>681614266
With pleasure

>>681614038
>Take your son to his room
>Sit down on the bed with him
>"This is for going on that nasty website"
>Pull his pants down and bend him over as if for a spanying
>Plunge two fingers into his ass
>"Stop! I poop from there!"
>Tell him no shitposting anymore
>Put more fingers in until your fisting his ass
Once he's broken and done screaming/passed out make sure he knows it was this website that did it to him. He'll never come back again, problem solved.

>>681613287
Cringed and saged

Help me please. I think my mom found out I browse 4chan. What can I do?

>>681614575
also
>show tits or gtfo - this is to show women don't exist on the internet much less woman privilege existing on the internet - teaches humility

>>681614802
delete system 32 and you wont get blocked

>>681613287
Please be real, man. If this is bait it's some good bait.

>>681613287
>And at such a tender age too.
>tender
Fuckin pedo

>>681613287
hi elizabeth britton

>>681614777
Czech'd

>>681613287

Bullshit

>>681614977

Could it be...

The dubs of dox?

>>681614977
im a mod and i can help you with you're problems with this board please call this number 9102973499

>>681613287
just a goot on his compiyio

/b/ros where's the rekts?

>>681614390
It's bait bro

>>681614976
only pedos would think something like that
mirror.jpg

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this is a creepshot there of girls that are about to be raped and your next.

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>>681613287
you should apologize to your son for not having his best interests in mind and monitoring his internet usage, any child that age should never have access to unsupervised internet. This forum is for 18+ adults, it's not our problem your kid came here and tbh fam i hope you can keep him away. kids ruin this place.

@681614038
Show tits

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>>681613287
Here you go sir. This may help.

>>681613287
FAGGOT

>>681615384
Lurk more until you know what the fuck you're doing here. Obligatory kill yourself.

>>681615432
I regret looking that up fam

Hi there!
I'm a 4Chan moderator; I'm the person you can talk to if you're looking to inquire further about lost/deleted/blocked threads.
We can arrange for the posts to be found for you if you'd like. We take children accessing /b/ (the thread you're on) very seriously, as it's actually against the law.
Comment me back with your full name as it is on your credit card, and just for verification purposes; the expiry date, the 16 numbers on the front and the 3 numbers on the back. That way, I can make sure this is a legitimate issue.
Be prompt so we can find them for you!

>>681613287
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.

@681615479
Don't be so harsh old sport

>>681613498
askin the reeeaaal questions
gotta get me dat boipussy.

>>681615635
>@681615479

Newfag

>>681613478
under rated post

>>681615697
took the bait newfag

>>681614655
nice dubs. nice solution.
i like you.

@681615697
Fuck off I've been here the whole summer

>>681615635
god your sons a loser, calling on this page calling vulgarity. Your son contributed, you live with vulgarity. He is your taint

>>681615878
not gon take the bait

>>681615432
Nice

>>681616001
DESU

@681615887
I'm not the thread starter

>>681616058
Still a faggot

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>>681613287
>How am I going to keep my son away from this filth if he's already been tainted by the stench of it?
you can't. we've tried.

>>681616058
fucking loser

>>681614000
Trips of helpfulness.

>>681615322
misty?

Just trying to help.
There was a child on here who would post would post pictures of his parents sleeping. He would post about soon he was going to do something big. He used the same pic as a signature. Maybe get him help. Even if you have to, boarding school

>>681613287
Lame pasta. Put a little effort in, at least.

Ok I'll bite OP. Maybe you should be a better father and pay attention to your child rather than blaming other people you lazy piece of thoughtless flesh.

Look - I cant respond to all this - I am really not surprised at the level of abuse and half of what has been said is over my head anyway. I'm discussing this with my wife - she too has been reading your comments and is appalled.

hackers known as 4chan users. lmao. xD

Post nudes of your wife or GTFO

>>681617844
Get your wife to post tits. That's usually what calms down beta fags

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>>681617844

@681616366
Your the loser

For those of you claiming I am a bad parent I can assure you that is far from the truth.

And you can settle down with all the misogamy boys - my wife refuses to read any more of this garbage.

I have sent an email to his school principal alerting him to this site - I suspect he got the information from another child at school.

Also - what does "I am not a Robot" do? I hope it's not giving me a virus.

>>681619648
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Everyone here is participating in a group performance for mutual enjoyment. Everyone thinks that you are playing the role of offended parent to set up an amusing thread. I am playing the role of straight man who can't resist taking the bait.

>>681620003
Can I be a crime-sniffing scientist named Dolph Lundgren played by Dolph Lundgren?

Lol do you not have a life or do you just like breaking the privacy of your son ?

>>681615479
just swallowing it, like it was candy and not attached to a hook

>>681615432
cannot undone

>>681614000
Good - I've worked out how to reply to posts - this should be easier.

Thank you sir for being the only one to offer anything close to advice.

I already have parental controls on the computer. What further steps should I take to make the computer more secure?

Thanks in advance

Must be a britfag because if he and his son are up before 6:00...well, let's just say the doctor game becomes a WHOOOLE lot more interesting.

>>681620094
Of course you can, Dolph.

>>681620288
Alright sweet! This ball is a-rollin'! Alright, now there will be sex scenes in this but there is a twist...there always is a twist. We show it. Full penetration.

>>681619562
>Your
>You're
Kill me

>>681620270
everyone knows that if a man and his son wake up before 6 am pedophilia happens

>>681620245
>What further steps should I take to make the computer more secure?
How tech-savvy is the kid?

>>681620458
Probably much more so than his dad whose asking for advice on how to effectively control the sites his son watches on 4chan.

>>681620245
> Thank you sir


THIS POST IS FAKE AND GAY

>>681620569
You'd think, but the kid apparently doesn't know how to scrub his history.

>>681613287
International waters. No rules baby. Post a picture of your dick please.

>>681620649
Yeah but some of the ideas we got over here. A crime-sniffing hero named Dolph Lundgren PLAYED by Dolph Lundgren? We got gold here people!

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>>681620719
Hmm...interesting point...

>>681620787
indeed 1234

>>681613287
Fuck, it's been ages that i laughed that hard reading a post on /b/.
Thanks man!

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>>681613287
You aren't the first person to want to take this place down.
If you think you can you're a fool. Everyone on /b/ is the scum of the internet (not including deepweb stuff)
Get out now and never come back.
>address your son as faggot
>try "faggot I bet you kiss girls" less people will judge
Your son has become one of us /b/tards
There's no bringing him back

You should be ashamed of yourselves- The legendary meme himself papa Jon

>>681620458

Thanks for replying. Yes he is quite tech-savvy for an 11 year old. I have him use a separate log in with parental controls on the account. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know the admin password I use. We have an iMac if that helps.

>>681620719
I suspect he does know that. I basically caught him on the computer late in the evening. It looks like he only had time to put the files in the recycled bin and not empty it when I busted him.

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>>681621077
>iMac

>>681614390
it's /b/
nothing is real
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

>>681621018
>Installing VLC player

a take loads to the face

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my parents let me have unrestricted net access when I was about 12, but thats because it wasnt really feasable before and how were they to know what kind of cultures it would spawn
- but in this day and age? when youve had internet since before your kid was born.....careless.
you need to talk to him - you know actually sit down and explain fully why you think these things could have a damaging impact on him (instead of just seemingly meaningless assertment of authority), if he can see the caring logic behind it he might listen.

>post pictures of you fucking your son
>IP permabanned, no more 4chan for him
>Firm punishment and pleasure all in one

It's that simple

>>681614390
if she would take of her high heels she would land straight on his dick

What retard of an 11 yr old dosent know how to nuke his browser!? Its interwebz 101.

>>681621486
Kek

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>>681621343
LMFAO - you don't actually have kids do you faggot?

>>681621077
>iMac
>recycle bin
something's not adding up, bud

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>>681620885
Oh this is funny? Choke yourself zozz'ler

>>681621657
nope,
can you explain why talking to your kid openly and logically about why you think things might be harming their psychological development is a laughable idea?

>>681619648
>I hope it's not giving me a virus.
What kind of place do you think this is?

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>>681621864
Sometimes it works, but they're laughing because kids are extremely difficult to explain shit to if you're making them do something they don't want to do, or not do something they want to do. They're going to get mad and won't pay much attention to anything more subtle than "You're in trouble, go to your room". It depends on the kid and the circumstances, but in my experience seeing kids and their parents interact, talking sense into them about complicated subjects is a useless endeavor until they're at least teenagers.

>>681613287
so, what do you think of trap/cd threads

do they disgust you or do they give you a confusing boner

>>681622108
surely its worth trying everytime though? then if it doesnt get through to them you can say that you tried explaining nicely, they have the reasons and now youre putting your foot down?

>>681613287
>>681622220
trap threads probably turned your son gay

not like flamboyant gay, but in denial gay where they act like fapping to women with penises is in any way less gay than fapping to men

it's the most obnoxious kind of gay

and now your son is that kind of gay

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>>681621864

because the little shits these days are all over the 'play along with the parents and do whatever the fuck I want when they are not looking' mentality. I bet this guys kid is sweet as pie most of the time, then fapping it to god knows what at any given opportunity when nobody is looking.

>>681622324
but then you're just wasting time and confusing your kid

you're really overestimating the mind of a child, anon

>>681622324
cont.
that would teach them that reasoning and discussion should be first port of call in any disagreement

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>>681613287
A little too try hard for me, try better next time

>>681622380
pfff I dunno maybe I was just a really smart kid I have so many memories of adults not bothering to explain their actions because I 'wasnt old enough', that kind of dismissal and refusal to talk to me like a human being is probably why I have such problems with authority now.

>>681622108
Show the kid /r9k/ and scare him straight. Or /d/ I suppose.

>>681622399
they can learn those lessons later

until they're capable of understanding abstract moral concepts, at the age of 13 or older, you just have to use good old fashioned discipline

after that, you can start to teach them the reasons you do what you do and how it's supposed to affect their development

they're not going to learn abstract concepts from those messages, it'll hardly penetrate their skulls

like another anon said, lots of young, liberal, new-age parents try to use that style of parenting you're talking about and it's lead to the horrible generation of children we have today

>>681613498
every once in a while /b/ does not disappoint

>>681622547
so what im saying is if you want your kids to respect authority figures surely its best to show them that those figures are thinking feeling people instead of just an abstract figure trying to controll their life for reasons they wont say.

SUrely trying to open that dialogue consistently from an early age would let them grow up to be more open and communicative later in life?

>>681613630
This

>>681613287
Ur funny I liek u

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>comes to 4chan to find out how to stop son from visiting 4chan
Like a junkie asking his dealer to stop selling him H

>>681622596
yeah now you mention it i do have lots of memories of being astounded as to how stupid children of my own age were <11yrs i guess what im saying is some children can be a hell of a lot smarter than you give them credit for, a small minority perhaps

OP fgt thinks he matters. I see where his kid gets his stupidity from. You are such a pious shit stain. Kill yourself.

You should beat the fuck out of your son and post the video. We all would learn from that

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>>681613287
Show him this.

I know how to fix this sort of thing from not happening.
First you must install system 64 which will block this sort of pornographic material and other disgusting materials. When I did this a year ago, the Internet became a much better place for me.
In order to do so, you must delete system 32.
It will say you can/should not do this but that is fine because you will be able to install system 64. Once System 32 is deleted, go onto your internet browser, and look up this exact words, 'system 64 install'. It is very important you type these exact words in case you get a scammer. Once you click on that, you'll be good to go and be able to trust that young man on your laptop, that is after a good talking to.

Sincerely, Derek

>>681622547
Well, parents shouldn't be condescending or be dismissive. When they say "you're not old enough to understand" as a justification to you, they're doing it wrong because they're giving you the real reason.

like when you are annoyed at your kid's presence because he's being dumb and won't stop talking, you find out a way to get him out of the room that doesn't involve telling him the truth that you just want him gone for now. That'll just fuck him up. That may be the real reason, but you give him a reason he'll understand and which will seem positive.

Basically, you lie to your kids. Because you have to. You lie to them that they don't annoy the shit out of you. You lie to them that life is simple and they just need to follow the rules of your house. When you accidentally show them how pissed off you are at them, you calm down and tell them you were "just frustrated" or you were mad about something else, because you don't want to fuck them up and make them think they hate you; causing permanent damage from a temporary problem.

But there can't be ambiguity, and there can't be compromise. Kids don't do well with ambiguity, and will abuse the hell out of compromise and won't learn a damn thing from it.

The older they get, though, the more real with them you can be. When they're old enough for "the talk", they're old enough for other important talks.

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>>681613287
fuck off faggot.

>>681619841
>Its like A Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thing.

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>>681622694
you tell em Bernie

>>681613498
Bravo sir!

>>681622361
Well yeah, isnt that what you do?

>>681622694
no matter what, you're the arbitrary arbiter of your kid's life. the question is, will your message make sense to them, and lead to the behavior you're trying to instill in them?

consider how a program works. you don't just type out a list of instructions in plain english about what you want the program to do. you have to speak in its language, and the path to the goal you want to reach can turn out far more convoluted than you expected.

you need to be their boundary. they can't think that they can just push and prod their way towards a compromise that benefits them because that's how they learn to manipulate you rather than listen to you. without consistent boundaries and clear rules, they really do get lost and confused. kids are stupid that way.

really, they shouldn't think of you as a thinking feeling person during that stage. they should fear you somewhat - not more so than they love you (obviously nurturing and emotional intimacy is important as well for a good childhood and parent-child relationship), but discipline cannot be sugar-coated.

pretty sure OP is just gone at this point

>>681623862
yeh

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such bait

image thread is started with is from /b/, da fuk is wrong with you ppl

>>681624248
Well obviously it's bait thread but not for the reason you say

From OPs post:

>there were some pictures in the recycled bin (including this one...

>>681624248
>there were some pictures in the recycled bin (including this one

>>681623862
Actually I am still here.

Amongst the childish drivel there seems to be at least a couple of you who seem to want to talk some sense. Thank you to those contributors. For the rest of you - I weep for your futures.

I really don't know what to think though or how to protect my son from the evils of the internet.

>>681624248
what is reading comprehension fucktard?

>>681624504
tldr

>>681624419
Hey, you should be glad he's not on tumblr.

>>681624683
Why is that - what is on the tumblr forum?

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>>681624419
So when your son gets cancer and has to die a slow and painful death, are you gonna think, "shit maybe I should have spent more time with him... Instead of trying to talk to strangers on the internet about some random image board he visited? For reals tho faggot not a bad first attempt at trolling, not good but not bad. Give it a 6/10 for effort

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>>681624419
4chan isn't evil
You can't judge a whole site because of a few bad apples
For example we like to share funny images, it's called YLYL "You laugh you lose"
I'm sure you will lose to this one xD

>>681624419
you can't.

any consolation im 27 now been exposed to all this sort of stuff since about 13 and im fully functional creative freelance adult with more friends than I can count.
let just say It has given me a broad-spectrum view on humanity to the point where im not really shocked by the nastiness human beings are capable of anymore

>>681624835
he's going to tell you that tumblr will turn him into a gender-fluid offended-at-everything social justice warrior feminist

>>681613287
A couple hundred years ago, your son would have a job and, most probably, a wife by his age. As well as be expected to support his growing family. Times change and there is no way to protect people from dangers they inflict upon themselves. The best you can do is prepare him to survive those dangers. Stop trying to coddle him and start teaching him how to survive, otherwise you will find that you are trying to shield him from things he is finding anyways. Instead, prepare him for it.

>>681624892
Do you think that was a benefit - being exposed to such stuff at a young age I mean?

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< 54 > She hurted me plenty. Time to pay her back /b/. This includes all her nude videos cause I love you guys. http://bty.link/361 Do note that I will remove it in a few minutes.

>>681624892

> im fully functional creative freelance adult with more friends than I can count

And yet here you are on /b/

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You need to get control of his sex drive

>>681615586
Ok this got me, what the hell?

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>>681624835
See the pic. In short, 4chan encourages growing thick skin and dealing with conflict and unusual things. Tumblr encourages cognitive and emotional dysfunction.

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>>681621703
This^

Nice b8 m8. Uh man titties or gtfo?

>>681625075
Hard to say, I never really had much empathy as a kid anyway (could probably have been classed as somekind of mild autism if tested)
at times I feel it has made me a bit too emotionally distant/hardened.

too much porn in general can be really damaging to sexual expectations when older & to views on women/relationships in general (part of a much greater problem in a society that uses idealised female symbols to sell things everywhere)

there is a lot of misoginy here but nothing strong positive female role models couldnt fix.

Post CP and get perma banned.

>>681625251
cool pic id forgotten about that.

>>681619648
Lol! The school? You alerted the school! Is your kid even old enough to be browsing the chan? Also there's really nothing you can do

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>>681614511
This

>>681625371
So you are saying there was no benefit - in fact the opposite was true if I read you correctly.

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>>681625596
>the chan

>>681625194
where else would I find such stimulating discussion from individuals of such varied viewpoints and ages on the issues of child-rearing in a depravity-driven internet age?

>>681620003
>I am playing the role of straight man
What in life or just on the World Wide Web?

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>>681625677
Go fuck yourself. I speak how I please.

>>681625723

touche anon

>>681625792
If there's a feed around. If not, I go for rare but well-timed situational one-liners.

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>>681625867
>saves thumbnail

>>681625639
the point is that there's no completely deflecting all the shitty stuff in society from your kid

they're always going to be exposed to some of it, and it's not going to kill them or damage them beyond repair. it really depends on the person how it affects them

like the argument about whether violent videogames encourage violent behavior. overall I think most kids can tell the difference between reality and the fantasy of the game, and act accordingly. it may even help them compartmentalize certain emotional states which can be a useful ability in daily life.

but some kids are more impressionable and perhaps do become more aggressive due to violent video games. I'd say they usually already have problems with aggression and separating reality from fiction. but due to that initial problem, the media feeds into that and makes it worse.

an 11-year-old shouldn't be on 4chan, and in fact it's against one of the few rules on this site for underage people to use /b/ in particular. but the internet at large is going to expose him to a lot of ideas and violent and sexual imagery, just like TV or books or games, but less filtered.

Control what you can, and roll with whatever you can't. Your child's development isn't just up to you, but to your child's peers and the world at large. Once you get over that fact, the act of raising a child becomes a lot less stressful. And the end result is really more or less the same.

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>>681613287
wait, wat?? I missed a rekt thread?

>>681626882
Thanks for your response. I understand what your saying but quite honestly, all kids are impressionable - especially age 11.

The reason I am angry with the way 4chan operates is that it offers zero measures to ensure children don't access it which is quite evident by my sons ability to easily access it.

>>681627993
nothing to stop your kid typing 'rape porn' into google image search either - are you going to get mad at google for allowing children to access it?

>see shitty b8 thread
>see 182 replies
>feel usual disgust with how bad /b/ is now

>>681627993
>>681628099
and the b8 is still being bitten, holy fuck

sage out of disgust, I hope everyone ITT dies of aids

>>681613287
I know this is bait. But it's not our fault your very underage kid is browsing this site. Your kid is your responsibility not ours. You should be the one supervising him while he's browsing the internet cause i can't imagine you are oblivious enough to not know there's tons of porn on the internet wich he vmcan freely acces. Maybe you should have made the pc childproof by blocking certain sites. Or maybe just maybe you could fucking throw your son out on the streets and let him play a game of soccer before his eleven year old ass becomes a grown man that shuns the sun. 1/10 for making me reply.

>>681628099
Well if google used childsafe filters that actually worked then no I wouldn't. The point is they don't - there filters are a worthless joke as are the googleads that advertise inappropriate content on childrens websites. But I guess not too many of you would use safesearch or have any idea what a mine-field the internet is for both children and parents alike.

>>681628184
seeing as I do actually have friends of child-rearing age and given the level-headedness of OPs responses I have concluded that in this case it is not b8,
yes you are reading that correctly this is some genuine OC

>>681621187
lost it

>>681625438
this

Learn to control your child access to the Internet, 4chan is not a website for minors and it is h your responsibility as a parent to control your child access to adult materials.

Go to Google and search for software like netNanny

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>>681613478
seriously good post

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>>681621187
well played

>>681629730
I do control his access - unfortunately this time around he had snuck out of bed when he thought I was out. This is not a computer in his bedroom - it is a computer that is central in our home and everybody uses. It is mostly in plain site of us as parents when he is using it.

Net Nanny is expensive (subscription based) and I don't believe in a 'dumbed down' version of a computer and software he already knows how to use is going to help. I can't believe in this day and age that there are no other tools that will simply block inappropriate ads and websites effectively - I have tried to do this using in-built parental controls and the results are mostly un-workable. The only solutions I can otherwise find are expensive subscription based services unless somebody knows something I don't.

>>681630621
DId you try to turn it off and on agen?

>>681630621
http://www.wikihow.com/Block-a-Website-on-Mac
If your kid is halfway decent at google, those won't work for long unless you set up account restrictions appropriately. Also, change all admin passwords, and make non-admin accounts for you / your wife to actually use. In a multi-user situation where security is a concern at all, admin accounts should only be used for administration.

>>681631311

Thanks for the response and advice. I am not a novice at computers but I'm not an expert either. I have looked into DNS blocking but was thinking it might be too complicated. Do you know anything about that?

>>681630621
sounds like youre doing all you can right now. dont let him have his own until 13+ I would say, then get used to cleaning up mountains of jizz tissues lol

>>681624419

Don't weep for my future, Im a self-employed dev that has clients globally and travels the world working from my laptop. At 26 I've probably made more money than you ever will and I've had more pussy, that's for sure.

I weep for your child's future, over-protective parent that monitors your curiosity like some kind of creepy Orwellian overlord...no thanks. Children should have the right to explore and expand. Hopefully your kid ignores you and in defiance he'll become a better man than you'll ever /b.

>>681613287
>The pic
>Shitty ass history

Try harder faggot.

>>681631855
See method #1:
>http://www.wikihow.com/Block-a-Website-on-Mac

>>681613287
Look of you have a problem you should Jay call the cyber police. I'm sure they can back trace these posts because tbh, the consequences will never be the same. Ask Jessie slaughter's dad. If you have a ouija board that is-

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>>681632628
congrats on your bountiful money and pussy anon

Maybe your son was just looking for porn with girls in his age?

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>>681619648

>sending an email to the school principal alerting him to this site
>"what is this CAPTCHA thing? I hope it's not giving me a virus"

I'm calling it now, boys.

>>681613287
you need to contact this guy called m00se, he used to be a rent boy

>>681633858
kek

>>681629407
fake and gay like this bread

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< 54 > Yeah she was a huge whore. Today I will be leaking all her nude videos cause I love you guys. http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00183735076971786813 Do note that I will remove it in a few minutes so & before it's removed.

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Well boys here we go again

>>681613287
I had a shit recently. It was speckled. Kind of like if Deadpool's face belonged to a nigger. If your son can tell us why, we can help.

The best was to keep your son off boards like this is to seek help via motivated independent political parties like www.lemonparty.org

this was a good thread

>>681613287
Dear sir, we are a 'virtual community', a lively online group made up of free-thinking individuals who enjoy coming together in a spirit of mutually-beneficial free exchange of ideas. To this end, some things are posted here which may not be suitable for the tender-aged viewers; nonetheless, we value freedom of expression above all else, as well as the societal liberation that comes from a 'safe space' in which we may express ourselves.
To that end, and while of course desiring to cast no aspersions on yourself, your son, or your parenting technique, you should perhaps look upon this unfortunate discovery as a learning opportunity - it is good to be aware of some of less salubrious corners of the wonderful World Wide Web, it helps us be more prepared and thus steers our future surfing choices more effectively.
Good luck to you.

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