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>>681612259
>2
lost.
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>>681612230
Lost
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>>681612996
Opzoeke die handel
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>>681612908
lost
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>>681612259
Oc btw
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>>681612996
kanker mooi
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>>681613616
Hey hey heyy! No u cant do that to a good name m8
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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
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>>681612908
hey facebook
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>>681612230
>>681612259
top <readFilename>
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>>681613874
roll
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>>681613834
>>681613910
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "ylyl" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
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>>681614418
I don't wanna be no white knight
reroll
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>>681614463
Dear 681614463

You got some issues 681614463 , I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little

But .681614463 why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you

Love from,
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>>681614874
lool
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>>681614874
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>>681613602
the way that pic is spammed with shit tons of reaction pics reminds me of actual shitty sitcoms that abuse laugh tracks to make you laugh.
whoever the fuck did that should kill themselves.
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>>681615882
>>681615896
>>681615915
Welcome back Phil desu.
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>>681615984
ty desu
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>>681615801

Hahahaha, serves those dipshits right

I mean, it's sad for the grandfather, but that whats you get with that "HUR DUR SEMPIR FUDGE TOUGH GUYS!!"
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>>681612230
what's up minot bro
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>>681612230
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
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>>681612908
lost so hard
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>>681613724

>those eyes

but those TITS, GODDAMN
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>>681616254
lol
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>>681613832
Hey hey heyy! You can´t post here until you lurk moar new fag.
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>>681613322
Oh god he's gonna "end him rightly" with that unscrewable pommel
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>>681615395
>>681615395
>kek
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>>681616280
>>681616333
>>681616450
FUCK YOU BANANAFUCKER. STOP POSTING THIS OVERUSED, UNFUNNY FUCKING IMAGE. FUCKING AUTISTS THINKING THEY'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY. JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NEGLECTED AND NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD SPEND ALL YOUR TIME POSTING NAKED FUCKING BANANAS ON THE INTERNET.

SERIOUSLY STOP POSTING THIS UNFUNNY SHIT. IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BANANA PEOPLE DON'T TAKE YLYL THREADS SERIOUS ANYMORE
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why do people spam these threads?
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>>681616280

wut?
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>>681615395
lost
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>>681615429
http://www.xvideos.com/video4214962/amazing_atheist
moar
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>>681616420
>unscrewable pommel
kek

pass thy spear to thy other hand first tho
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>>681615395
got me
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>>681612259
Savage and lost
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>>681613724
>dont share the same postcode
Kek!
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>>681616962
lost
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>>681616118
no lip ninja turtle lookin ass nigga hahahahahaha
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>>681616962
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>>681616962
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holy sheet it worked!
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>>681617238
>>681617241
wut
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>>681615395 fuck
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>>681616962

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>>681613379
Fkn lost
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>>681617436
cobgratz
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>>681616962
>>681617436
Fuck you. It didn't work
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I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
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>>681617514
[alt+255][alt+255][alt+30]
[enter]
[alt+30][alt+32][alt+30]
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>>681612259
fuckin lost
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>>681613874
roll
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>>681616531
One happy-go-lucky individual is often the culprit.
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>>681612230
>>681612230
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>>681616962

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>>681612259
can someone explain this to me?
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>>681616962
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>>681618007
0/10
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>>681614688
fuck me i have a 9gag tier sense of humor

lost hard to this one
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Ylyl virgin edition, fuck you this shit is weak as fuck.
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>>681613341
Didn't know this was a cringe thread.
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>>681613616

that's not an appropriate snare mic.
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>>681617622
>>681617650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcMjzTpgBu0
the cringe is REAL
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>>681616962
The G[me
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>>681613602
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>>681618007
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not a native English speaker or something

OP is messaging a girl that he found on a dating application/website

she is hugging a cow

he asks her "what's up with the cow?"

she says "lol it's my pet"

and then he says "why's she holding you around the neck?"

which means he was talking to the cow (animal) this whole time, not the girl

asking the animal why the cow (the girl in the picture) has her arms around her

TL;DR he is calling the fat girl a cow
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>>681615590
>Libcuckshill pls go.
:^)
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>>681618414
          ,..: :ー、........__
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>>681618408
You lost
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>>681613874
Roll
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>>681616962

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No Pepe pls no kil
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>>681618847
how about doggo?
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>>681613724
That was cold... fuck'n kek
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>>681612996
wat een paarden bek heeft ze echt vet lelijk
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holy fuck
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This now a "nederdraad" thread


Kanker
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>>681614839
In memory of snippy
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>>681619539
Fuck off, kaaskop
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>>681613874
Raul
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>>681613724
Is this the actress from Splice?
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>>681618408
Listen, dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k when it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.
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Wat a thread guyz! Hard not 2 looose
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>>681612996
Wat de kanker
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>>681620081

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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>>681615801
similar story
>be me
>at gf's family's house for christmas
>learn from places that a solid handshake is a good first impression
>meet her uncle, go to shake his hand
>he starts shaking, I match his strength
>he has a fucking death grip, but I squeeze harder
>he squeezes harder
>neither of us are even shaking, just gripping each other's hands as hard as we can while looking each other dead in the eye
>finally we both shake down and release
>he lets out a stern "well all right then"
>walks away
Still have no idea what the fuck happened.
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>>681616962
>people still the ALT + trick still works

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>>681620260
same here, prepare for awkward handshakes for the rest of your life, haven't had a normal handshake in years now
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>>681616120
looks more like The Thing from Fantastic 4
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>>681613910
Heey whoreson is back
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>>681614064
Whoreson
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>>681620610
Mad 12year old is back.
Fucker I never left, where you been?
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>>681615984
Whoreson desu
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>>681620765
context
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>>681616497
Whoreson
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>>681620890
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
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>>681617116
Whoreson
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>>681618400
Anyone got a source?
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>>681620947
Mountain of greentext
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Whoreson
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>>681618483
Whoreson
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>>681615934
kek
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>>681616074
Well, I've certainly had my phil for the day
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>>681620780
>I'm not one of the derailers, but I am a major shit talker and shitposter. I say the meanest thing I can think of to people and giggle at the thought thst I may have just upset someone. I turn the edginess up to 11 for no good reason at all. And everyone in the real world knows me as normal, polite, friendly, and shucks, just an all around good feller. It's /b/. /b/ brings out the cunt in some people.
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>>681620770
Im not mad you whoreson, I can shitpost too if I want to. Your whore of a mother doesn't own 4chan and even if she did then I'd just have to pay her 1 dollar to post.
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lost
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>>681621502
You mad??
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>>681621532
What? I call you ass blasted 12 year old and you call me whoreson. I thought that was our thing?
You are likely to hurt someones feelings if you carry on like that.
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>>681618400
She loks like a mii, like on the wii.
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Whoreson
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>>681613874
This was better with the paint jpeg.

Still rollin'
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>>681613874
rollin
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heres the webm
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>>681615801
Pretentious military faggots
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>>681613527
This kinda happened

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade
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...holy fuck, I'm finished with /b/, i can triforce now!

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K2W2ii?
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>4chan
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Hot
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roll

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>>681618251
This guy fuckin rules. Have you seen his documentary? Its so full of cringe and white trashiness.
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rolling
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>>681622807
I think you're wrong here

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that fucking smacking noise he makes w/his mouth.
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add me on instagram aj42088 if you want dick pictures, I take requests ,
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story?? or fake??
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not(gay, gore, lowbrow, pornographic etc.) this is actually shock material for this place.
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You got more of These ????
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https://youtu.be/CvhchxHUCA0
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