So your balance is either too shitty, or you can't find a board physically strong enough to withstand the load long enough for you to understand it's for recreational use.

Idk man, serves the purpose of making 16yr old pro skaters rich as fuck well enough.

>>681612007
Sk8rFaG found
>LeL

>>681612226
sad obese faggot found

Too lazy to find a pic but those hover boards that niggers have been going crazy buying lately

>>681612226
Someone got picked on by the skaters. ill admit now its fucking cancer and a nigger activity, but during my time it was cool

>>681611802
Tech deck nigga

>>681612226
>Lel
holy mother of reddit/14 year old

Do you look like boogie2988 inrl? People who hate on physical activity usually are out of shape.

>>681612509
How is it cancer compared to then

Skateboarders have active fun and progressively accumulate pussy on the side

>>681612526
Hurrr hurrr muh galaxy!! Needs to be as big as a fucking tablet so I can play my nerdy ass games on it.
I hate anything with an apple on it because i'm an autistic fucking neckbeard faggot.
Also OP, if you didn't skate or bike growing up, you're a loser who was probably picked on.

>>681611802
Dude fuck off, skateboards are far from useless. Theres much less important things

>>681612735
>sooooo cancer dude
>its only cool to sit in front of your computer all day

>>681611802
>I was too much of a little bitch to ride them.
It's okay OP, just stick to hoverboards like a nigger.

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>10 replies
>no "OP"
>mfw

>>681611802
Tech decks really are stupid

>>681612735
I bmx. If people on this site try saying it's a teenage activity, I just remember that they usually hate their lives and complain all day on how they are a virgin still.

>>681612794
Apple products are overpriced
>poor fag
It's called being wise with your money and not buying something because of presentation

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>>681612464

Yeah, hoverboards are lame.

Boosted boards, the electric skateboard, seem interesting though.

YouTube vlogger, Casey Neistat, seems to have fun on his...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekg1qV-3nIQ

>>681612794
lmao at my school literally all the skaters were the ones that got picked on

>>681612911
BMX looks dangerous as fuck even compared to skating.
Much more momentum and you a massive piece of metal trying to kill you if shit goes wrong.
Skating you just bail n roll

>>681613005

(See 5:10 in the video.)

>>681611802
yeah but by your argument all music, games, recreation are useless inventions

>>681612817
I've actually used em as handtrucks/Dollys/wheeled luggage before. And once as a Crawler to get under the old danger ranger. Wasn't great at that though.

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>>681612794
You little raging cuck

>>681612794
h@h@ this nigga be apple gayboi KEK
git a life kiddo, i'll fuk u up )

>>681612644
that was quick

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Linux

>>681613045
Was that your fantasy while you were wearing your naruto ninja cloak.
"all these skater fags getting picked on, muahahahahaha".
Okay, loser.

>>681613045
Probably cuz they sucked dick at skating....

>>681613193

OK, that's just fucking funny!

>>681611802
OP pushes mongo

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>>681611802

>>681613116
>>681613129
Because you fucking losers on this site constantly talk shit about apple and have no real argument. Shitty fucking galaxy phones you all praise that get viruses, shitty overpriced pc's you build with all these useless parts in them that get viruses. You don't need all the power you put into your garbage computer to play those gay little waifu simulators.

>>681613176
Well then you're probably just stupid

>>681613045
probably because they didn't know how to read

>>681612817
>Far from useless
You can kick for 10 hours straight and as soon as you stop putting in force, you'll come to a stop in about 15-30 feet. Ridiculous amount of effort for the results you get. Useless.

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>>681611802

>>681613406
Yeah! You can play gay little waifu simulators on Mac too!

>>681613643
not on a long board

>>681611802

>Can turn a concrete wasteland (city) into a playground
>Useless

Learn to skate new-anon-friend.

>>681613643
They aren't created for transportation. It's an activity. Doing tricks is fun.

>>681613671
This

>>681613766
>They aren't created for transportation
Then why the fuck are there wheels on it?

Fuck that, skateboarding helped me not go full social retard
I learned some tricks, made some friends, got off the plat league of legends account, now I might get shot by a cop one day because I don't seem like a complete house nigger

>>681612911
I use to bmx gotta say its a tennagwr activity because that's when you have the time and energy for it. Now with a job n shit I can't find the time to recover if I eat shit. Unlike when I was unemployed and able to take a day from stressing my body. Bmx is still sick tho

>>681613966
So if I literally just said they are designed for doing tricks, grinding, etc. how would they fucking move if they didn't have wheels.
You just need some good parts to watch son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgthb2pQCaQ

>>681613966
there are wheels on my hot wheels car from 1st grade. if i tried to 'transport' using this because it has wheels, i would probably question whether or not i was lobotomized in my sleep

>>681614152
But it is a replica of a car, no? Cars are not made for transportation?

Most useless invention?
ops dick!

>>681611802
At uni, those guys are the worse. Always crashing into people or jumping off and letting the board fuck up their ankles.

They'll be in the middle of an open sidewalk and just swerving back and forth like a faggot trying to take up as much space as possible. If it doesn't have brakes don't ride it.

>>681614255
yes, it's a 2 inch replica. it isn't the car itself. cars are definitely made for transportation, 2 inch replicas of cars aren't

>>681614138
That does make sense actually. Because I broke my wrist a month ago and couldn't take off. It was 4 days of pure hell due to pain.

>>681613406
So exactly how much porn did you watch that you we're ravaged so hard by viruses that you had to switch to apple for life? Its really not that hard to throw together decent security. You can be upset about paying out the ass for similar hardware and a different OS, but most of the people you're talking to are competent enough to actually keep their systems in line.

>>681614447
Doesn't look like one to me
>>681612226
Op seems to say it isn't

>>681613643
by your logic- shoes are the most useless invention. If you stop putting in force you'll stop immediately.
You're almost too stupid to function.

>>681612794
>apple products
>actual slave labor
>shit working condition
>miners can't hold a candle to apple factories
>instead of improving conditions apple installs suicide nets at their dormitories
>instead of improving conditions, like increasing pay, apple has workers sign anti-suicide pledges, like 'murrika has people sign permission to background check

don't buy apple products. their sales are already down 13%.

the new GS7 is smaller. so i got an actual tablet to use at home

>>681613966
roller chairs
fridges
your mom after she lost her foot.
>These are things I wouldn't ride

>>681614827
Lol do they really have anti suicide pledges?

>>681615012
pretty sure they also have nets surrounding the buildings so if they jump they spring back to their station

>>681613338

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high heels
fake finger nails
lipstick
finger nail polish


i've never thought this shit made girls more attractive. in fact, if a girl wears any of this shit, i am probably not going to find her as attractive as i otherwise would.

computer keyboard lights
3d movies
captcha(i don't know if it's uselss but it's inconvenient)
external harddrives with power supplies(when usb-powered external harddrives exist)

>>681612644
>skateboarding
>excersize
Those two things do not go hand in hand.

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>>681615323
anon, you're a trolling faggot

skaterfags damage public property and they also engage in a sport that could possibly injure them. world would be a better place if skating never existed

>>681611802
OP, although you are not an invention, you are at least the 2nd worst thing ever created

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>>681611802
DSM

>>681611802
I wanted to respond by stating that this is low quality bait, but judging by all the newfags biting, i'd say it's pretty decent quality

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i don't why asians still use these. is it due to cultural pride or something? they can't admit that this is stupid invention. spoon and fork are clearly the superior eating utensils

>>681611802
skateboards are for faggots

>>681615746

i don't know why*

>>681615295
Captcha actually serves a purpose. I agree on pretty much everything else. Especially the nails. I fucking HATE long nails

>>681612007
That's a finger skateboard not a real skateboard dumbass

>>681613406
you're obviously a retarded nigger

>>681615478
>they also engage in a sport that could possibly injure them

Sooo like the vast majority of physical sports

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>>681612794
>2016
>taking pictures with a potato

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>Pic related

im an indian btw

>>681615746
you wouldnt go back to forks or spoons if you knew how to use them.

>>681615634
/thread

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>>681615917

>vast majority of sports involve the risk of something similar to falling on cement

ok sure buddy. The risk of getting injured while skateboarding far outweighs the risk of getting injured while kicking a fucking ball.

>>681616162

i wouldn't outlaw skating though because i think skateboarding fags deserve to get hurt for choosing a stupid hobby

>>681614827
And where do you think your gs7 is built?

>>681612911
Bmx bro here.
Academy Aspire

I'm 20 and damn, even though I've got a good job at a local vidya store. It's nice to come home, and then just listen to music while going for a ride.

>>681615295
I never understood the deal with lipstick, has never made a girl appear more attractive imo

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any high-priced car. a car should be for transportation and not for show. I would be fine with one company making just one kind of car.
tattooes(putting something on your body that you will regret later because your sense of aesthetics change over time)
burkas and all muslim wear. It really has no purpose other than to hide women from men. In my opinion, that makes it all useless.
flavored condoms(does a woman really give a man a fellatio while a condom is on his dick?)

>>681616162
Shift those posts a little further because that's not what you said. If your we're going to argue the types of injuries, start with that instead of having to save face. Care to bring up how helmets aren't requires for recreational activities too?

>Skateboarding. More than 66,000 children ages 5 to 14 were treated in hospital emergency rooms for skateboarding-related injuries.

>Soccer. About 88,000 children ages 5 to 14 were treated in hospital emergency rooms for soccer-related injuries.

>Football. Almost 215,000 children ages 5 to 14 were treated in hospital emergency rooms for football-related injuries.

>Basketball. More than 170,000 children ages 5 to 14 were treated in hospital emergency rooms for basketball-related injuries.

>Baseball and softball. Nearly 110,000 children ages 5 to 14 were treated in hospital emergency rooms for baseball-related injuries. Baseball also has the highest fatality rate among sports for children ages 5 to 14, with three to four children dying from baseball injuries each year.

>>681612666
monster redbull njyah huston type of cancer, i suppose

>>681616162

i need definitely a SAUCE

>>681618292

miyawaki sakura photobook documentary

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Like every 2nd post itt is a bait, man this is great.

>>681615295
Lmao fuckin neckbeards acting like women wear that shit for you, girls put on all that nonsense for themselves and more specifically because they were originally conditioned by previous generations style passing down to do it now its just the media forcing it into their subconscious, besides the ones who actually do enjoy wearing it for themselves

>>681612007
Fuck off. The only reason you care is because you couldn't find anything better to do than stand on a board with wheels.

>>681613558
Let me just spend a week making the wifi work because i have nothing else to do with my life.
Fuck off linuxfag

>>681618653
Better than shitposting.

And landing a trick gives good feels.

>>681612644
>I push myself around on a board of wood.
>Look at how fit I am.
This is all coming from a guy on /b/.

>>681611802
use to love tec deks grade 9 german id hold x to flip out

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Oh god these triggered dipshit kids that are "2kool4skool"...
I didn't think things were this bad.

>>681613176
I guess we'll just forget the internet along with it.

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>>681618811
By your logic you're fat too?

And riding a board 5 hours a day gives nice legg muscles to kick your sorry face in.

>>681615522
first being? your mom?

>>681618792
Not landing the trick gives everyone else good feels. Guess I underestimated skateboards.

>>681618961
Nah, I'm a skinny nerd who spends all his time on the computer. I never implied that everyone here was fat. That was your claim.

Sticking to the point of the thread, sex toys for men are for the most part fucking pointless. I was born with sex toys at the end of my arms, the fuck do I need a fleshlight for.

>>681619291
Fleshlights suck. It's a cold, sad experience that makes you wish for the real thing more than having nothing at all.

>>681620043
Yeah, and my hands do a perfectly fine job. Plus, clean up is a breeze.

>>681612226
fatass found

>>681612007
Hahahaha absolutely butthurt skater child detected.

you have to be 18 to post on /b/

>>681618811
Balancing is really good for your core tbh
But you need to skate for miles to get good results which most people don't

Plus longboards are better

>>681613643
That's why I switched to downhill longboarding when I was 17, realised the same thing. Not I can't kick flip the 41" deck. But I can reach the same speeds as a car with one push down a hill.

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Litttterally this hole fekin lgbt shit trigerd me

>>681620435
I'd rather be swimming or climbing for better all around results without dealing with every little crack in the street.

>>681611802
My two cents

Skating to me was a way of life, everyday we busted out of school as soon as possible just to hit the park and then our favorite street spots. We never cared about filming or being "cool" all that we new is it was fun and nothing felt better then trying a trick over and over and finally conquering it. Now I work and go to college and skating has fallen to the wayside but for the most part I just see rich white faggots with expensive ass clothes, shoes, and decks that do stupid "old school" footplant bullshit and ride long boards. Skating used to be about doing anything you set your mind to and not being afraid to brake the rules or get hurt or pulling off a trick in a no skating area but all that is gone now it's just not what I remember it to be at least..

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Niggers

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>>681621144

Jealous much white boy?

>>681621205
I would pay to see who actually made this post. Would probably make me laugh enough to easily be worth it.

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Dubbdubbs must be true

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>>681615946

>>681622164
Classic

>>681613347
Probably rides goofy mongo, op youre an abomination