>>681611509
I fapped while listening to this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461821145784.webm

masturbated under a bridge

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this one time I went to the store and I picked up a candy bar

and then I walked out with it

Creampied my girl in a bealls fitting room

not a candy bar! lmao. i wanna hear some real fucked shit. i wanna share mine too for those who're interested

>>681611940
For future reference OP, the way you start a thread is by first contributing your story. Don't wait for people to say they're interested, etc - chances are that if your story's good, then people will reply to the thread.
Anyway, this thread is kill

i apologize, im occasionally a lurker but rarely post. i guess id say my most fucked story is masturbating in my uncles bathroom while my 2 younger girl cousins were trying to come in. while i got off on hoping they would walk in and see me

Posted pics of gf and watched what people said they'd do to her while wanking

thats pretty hot m8. ive thought of doing the same b4

>>681612425
don't apologize on /b/ you pussy

>>681614303
God damnit are you just replying to thin air?

Bleach is the answer

fapped to traps for 2 years until I found out that most of them were actually men and those who weren't were scientifically classified as men anyways. my mind clicked and I realized I was watching gay porn. I was like 14 at the time... hit me hard...

traps are the sexiest things on the planet imo. i became obsessed with porn around 12, downloading the nastiest stuff i could find

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>>681611509
Spyed on my girlfriend while she was in the shower... i know im a terrible person

Got my new gf drunk one night and while fucking talked her into trying anal. She let me pound and cum in it. She said I was the first but I could tell she's done it before

>>681611509
one time i had consensual sex in the missionary position

none of these are as nasty as i predicted, still great tho!!!

>>681611509
found my mom's nudes and now fap to them all the time

Choked my girlfriend while dry-fucking and cumming in her ass.

I've done some fucked up shit in general, but that's the only real perverted thing. Aside from using some white trash chick for sex and dumping her the moment my gf came into my life.

>>681615852
pics or it didnt happen

>>681615645
absolute madman

>>681611509
considered going on 4chan.. thank god i didnt do it

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>>681611509

looked through the files of my ex's dad and found her mom's nudes, put them on my usb stick and took them back home

too bad her body wasn't nice so I deleted them

>tfw gf cheated on me and I could've destroyed her life with her own and her mom's nudes

whatever I suppose

Lied to the FBI on 4chan when they made a confession thread.

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>>681611509
Everyone in this thread are pleb tier perverts.

I have done some truly depraved shit. I won't share because OP is a faggot and didn't contribute.

>>681616417

holy shit, lovely tits and sexy body

>>681616510

share cuz i love you <3

>>681616510
I have jerked to some truly depraved shit, idk if that counts

>>681616610
like what?

>>681616444
checked

>>681611509
Probably purposely rubbing up against a girl's ass in a crowded area. Grazed my dick right across it. She was wearing leggings, shit was so cash. Happened more than once too.

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>>681616596
>be me
>meet married woman online
>find out she has huge psychological issues
>completely dependant
> seduce her make her fall in love with me
>fall in love back fly across the country to see her
>she has two kids oh shit.jpg make her leave her husband and come live with me
>get an apartment
>get pneumonia
>she leaves me while im sick
> recover get out of hospital
> black mail her with naked pictures videos
>make her come see me in my apartment
>treat her like shit threaten to call social services on her
>have my own personal sex slave
> beat the shit out of her rape her on a daily basis
>turns out she likes it all along mfw
>send pictures to her husband when im done
>tell him she continued the relationship with me
>fly back to my country
>apparently i started a shit storm life is unbearable for her with her husband now
>she begs me to take her back
>take her back, continue online relationship
>get more naked pictures and videos
>plan to move her to my country organize passport for her and her children
>make her tell her husband she's leaving him
when he gets home from work while i secretly listen from skype
>breakup with her next day
>send new videos and pictures to her husband
>block her on everything never speak to her again

This is what a bitch gets for leaving me out to dry when i fly across the country take her of her and her kids spend a shit ton of money only to get left and cucked while im in hospital.

>>681617208
Sorry not country continent.

>>681617208
Anyone interested in the pics / videos?

>>681617449
No ?I shall take my leave then, truly a failed thread.

took my sister's v-card when she was 14.

I masturbated on the clock once, it was a slow day.
Went into the bathroom
Brought my own lube and everything, browsed through my phone's porn reserve
Came buckets on the floor.

>>681617449

hell yes

>>681617614

details??????

>>681617745

finally let me put it in. usually she'd just let me rub the head at the entrance of her vagina. then she'd be like "dont go in" and I'd just settle for that. then one night she didnt, and I just went for it. finally popped.

>>681618027

thats fuckin hot, any pics of sis??

>>681618289

i've posted them before. you may have seen them already. dont know if i should.

>>681618359

do it

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>>681618622

moar..?

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>>681619136

Let my girl fart in my mouth.

>>681619188

she has great legs

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>>681619249

those are old pics, but yeah, she still has them.

When I was 7 I put my dick in my sister in law

>>681619363

i dont think you can do that with a tiny wiener.

Dressed up in full trap mode and cammed for an evening w/ a few toys. Other than that, not much.

>>681619458

faggot detected.

Dry humped my cousin, touched tits ass, got as close as I coulld to her tits with my elbows rubbed em on em feelsgoodman

>>681619508
Correct.

>>681619458
i lovee you lol. i love camming for pervy ppl

>>681619523

i feel like youre lying :'(

>>681619697
Too bad I'm not :( rubbed her thighs, went on for a lil while until I grabbbed her ass with a handful and she told me to stop. Guess thats where she drew the line. Still trying to fuck her to this day

>>681619837

thats still sexy as hell. how old were you two?

12

>>681615645
You sick fuck. I bet it was for the sole purpose of procreation too you fucking pervert.

>>681620178

nice. how old are you now? i wish i had that experience with one of my girl cousins

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>>681611509

I took a potato chip and ATE IT!

>Be me 11
>Cousin comes for weekend
>Cousin is fun
>Cousin is also 11
>We play pillow forts
> Cousin gets curious
>Cousin asks to see my cock
>I pull down my pants to show her my hard cock
>She pulls down her pants and shows me her pussy
> She feels how hard i am and giggles
> we both end up husband and wife
> Cousin gets naked ans starts rubbing her body all over mine
> I get naked and start feeling her small ass and tits
>I rub my cock along her body and shes laying there pulling my arms towards her pussy
> i rub so much i come, first time cumming... scares me
> i stop touching her and put my clothes back on.
>Cousin is now super hot and her little sister tried to get in with me.
Still so clear in my mind

>>681620806

you sir, are the winrar

I fucked 2 coworkers of mine at the same time when we all got drunk at the mexican girl's house. I convinced them that i wouldnt make them pay for the booze if i got a double bj. The mexican one let me suck on her tits and fuck her while the white girl sat on my face and i ate her out.

>>681621192

brool story co.

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>>681621192
This was the white girl. I tried getting a pic of the mexi but she blocked me on fb after that night. What a bitch.

>>681621728

youre one lucky s'm'biatch

>>681611509
Got this cute alcoholic/party girl in my building extremely drunk and fucked her in every hole for a couple hours.

>>681622163
Ended up having to clean up some vomit and shit off my bed but it was worth it.

>>681620806 weebfag

eat out a dogs pussy

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>>681623472

really? tell me about it;)

I paid a milf prostitute to roleplay as my mother while I fucked her.

>>681611509
I posted a banana in a YLYL thread

>>681623800

sounds pretty tame.

was she fat like your mother too?

>>681623717
was home alone and at the time i was a virgin so i ate my dogs pussy because i wasted to know what it tastes like

>>681623943
My mom's not fat but she had the milf appearance. I know it's tame but it makes my dick rockhard.

>>681624189

why not just fuck your mom for the real thing?

nothing compares to that.

>>681624311
I know it'll never happen. Prostitutes are good enough

Jacked it in a Military Hospital Bathroom.

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>>681624446

go to the doctor and tell him/her you cant sleep.

he'll give you some strong stuff and put that shit in your mom's food.

grope at your leisure after.

>trust me.

>>681624579
Did you try it? How was it

>>681624579

ambiens not sumtin to fuck with lmaooo. sure made me horny tho

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>>681621925

>>681624834

easy as fuck. i fapped while i fondled her breasts. came in my hand and regret sort of set in. but two days later i did it again.

>>681624861

yeah. i just used one. worked better than i expected.

>>681624953
Sounds hot. Do you think she'll wake up if I lick her pussy

Molested my ex in her sleep when we were broken up but still staying together. Fingered her asshole during one of those sessions :)

>>681616760
Tile patterns

>>681614428
Refering to nothing as thin air
>Pro tip
You are just as autistic
If you actually applied logic and looked at the post above his and how its 1 minute apart hes referring to the post my gf anon.
Or hes samefagging and forgot to reply to his own post.
Either way kill yourself

>>681625320

i dont know. never tried that. probably though cause you have to take off her pants.

I broke both my arms the whem my parents were gone for two weeks so my sister would be forced to help me go to the bathroom and clean myself in the shower. At first she was weirded out and would look away but then after some time i would catch her taking peaks. The first time was when she was sneaking a peak at the reflection in the mirror. After some time she stopped caring and would help me without looking away. I will never forget the first time she did not look away. I stood in front of the toilet and waited for her to pull down my sweat pants and boxers. She pulled them down and looked from the side. I did not know she was watching until she let out a ummm....this is awkward.....I have never seen a guy pee before. At that very moment I let out a big stream of pee into the toilet and she watched every drip without looking away. I wiggled my hips to get the last drops then had her pull my pants back up. Low and behold I had a half chubby sticking out that caused her to say ahem...umm well let me know when you need help again I will be in my room. My parents actually commended her on what a good sis she was for taking care of me. This went on for like 12 days with the other 2 days getting my cast setup. She even invited her friend over for a sleep over and that ended up being a real fun time. I had a huge stiffy and it would not go away. She pulled my pants down with her friend in view and they both watched my boner pee. Her friends eyes and mouth were wide open. After I could here them talking about it in my sister's room. Allot of omg's with giggles...I could here her friend mention how big I was and that I was the first dick she has ever seen in person. It was a once in a lifetime experience.

>>681611509
My bf made me dress up in girls clothes inside a public restroom and then made me cum on the toilet seat and clean it off with my mouth.

I ate 12 cans of ravioli in one sitting

>>681611509
i took pictures of a womans feet at the beach with out her knowing

>>681626836
Sorry man but you lost me at the part where you peed with your boner
Shits impossible with Broken arms without someone touching it and you would have said that you faggot King

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>>681611509
I had sex with Mari.