the <TITANIC> cannot sink

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I'll get things started.

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Update.

>>681599509
kek

>>681599509
\thread
We're done here

I was thinking of taking electrical engineering.

forever outcast

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I got another one fresh from the MSpaint.

>>681600274
Nursing and medicine should go on top.
Pediatric gynocologist should go on bottom. Lol

>>681600274
Dentist should also go on the bottom. That weird guy should include line cooks over the age of 25. Restraunt manager as degenerate. Kek.

>>681600274
Shouldn't Feminist stuff go on level 1 for casual scum and everythign else get moved down one level? That shit is easy, it's almost impossible to fail as lnog as you toe the party line.

Can someone put animation up there for me? I want to see where my major ends up.

>>681600689
I agree, post number six hundred eighty one million, Five hundred ninety eight thousand, two hundred ninety eight. I totally concur!
>>681600274
Get a life, put dentist and restraunt managers at the very bottom

>>681600940
You don't get a spot because you will most likely never get a job. Faggot. Go draw some shit in your skin with a knife bitch boy

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>>681600469
Update 4.

>>681601194
>pediatric gynecologist

jesus fuck my sides

>>681601159
Fair point, I still would like to see where it ends up though. If you hadn't noticed there are people who animate as a job in the world so just because I won't get a job doesn't mean it shouldn't be included.

>>681601194
DENTIST FAGGOT DENTIST!
I'd say astronauts are fucking degenerates, all they ever do is good for a joy ride then hop around the moon a minute like a bunch of little yippies and act like they've done something for science. We've all seen the footage people, it's just Niel and buzz jerking off on the moon.

Put theoretical mathematics into the jaded outcast

>>681601194
>>681600274
>>681599509
>>681598640
>implying there's anything wrong with law
Have fun when your employer orders you to train your new poointheloo/chink replacement.

>>681601470
I hear abunch of excuses for why your not chewing on a shotgun. Worthless faggot, get a job as a busboy and live your meaningless life walking home because you can't afford a car. Then you get to draw a flowery field with animated ponies fucking, now doesn't that sound nice? Because that's where your life is fucking going whether you like it or not.

>>681601422
Lol shit was funny. Checkum

>>681601194
School bus driver as hardcore lol

>>681598640
>architech
kill yourself

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>>681601905
I don't understand why your so against animation there bud. Just because you have difficulty drawing a straight line even with the help from a ruler doesn't mean my life sucks.

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Don't forget religious studies

>>681601194
Highschool gym teacher right next as outcast lol

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>>681600940

5.

>>681601767
its a safe job just one that most people will hate you for, also your not immune to the coming cultural enrichment either just wait.

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>>681602319
I fucking love you. Thank you.

>>681602302
Dude I can totally draw a straight line. I'll shave one in your moms hairy puss right now pal

>>681602257
I second their suicide

>>681602403
WHATS THAT MAN

>>681602517
That's a good one, tell me a few more from the book of 5th grade insults.

>>681602319
add computer science in there somewhere

>>681602795
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

>>681602795
Mr T's chains are not made of gold, they are actually made of curium, one of the heaviest elements in existence. They were put there by the CIA to slow him down, and you're lucky they do, fool.

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>>681602937
>>681602312
>>681601766
6.

>>681601767
>majoring in law
>being a cuck
It's almost like putting two fucking mirrors face to face

>>681602795
Google doesn't allow you to search for Mr. T because it knows you don't find Mr. T, he finds you.

>>681602985
This one is alright
>>681603093
I like this one though

>>681602795
Mr. T invented the I.Q. testing system so he could more accurately pity fools.

>>681599509
Geoligist and astronomy deserve to be way lower, only people with no friends do those

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>>681602937
>>681602312
>>681601766
7. Wrong pics used last one.

>>681603313
Mr. T has such a strong understanding of the English language that he can use the word "pity" as a preposition, adverb and a conjunction in a single sentence.

>>681598298
Liberal arts at level 1

>>681599509
safe to assume you won't be majoring in anything with that spelling.

bumping for biology on level 2

>>681602985
>>681603093
>>681603223
>>681603360
>>681603453
Thank you so much, I hope you have a nice night. These got some good laughs. I'm going to go back to lurking.

>>681603313
When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

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>>681599509
Where does mr.T go...?
>Pic related, it's Mr.T

>>681603616
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

How about audio engineering?

>>681604048
How about the fact Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.

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>>681603424

Mechanical engineering somewhere at 2/3, probably lower 2.

so biotechnology?
am i a degenerate?

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>>681604048
8. Looks like this thing is reaching it's limit.

>>681604496
Mr.T can help with that image limit

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Paleoanthropology
And put astronomy and organismal biology somewhere I'm interested in what you fags think for once/s

>>681604496
it is no where near limit.

Arts, film studies, english letters, space biology, civil engineer, filosofy, nuclear engineer

>>681605490
Make arts 'fine arts' too

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This is fact.

>>681605490
>Space biology
Use the proper term for astrobiology please if you are a native English speaker and especially if you are American

>>681605817
Im not srry for that

>>681605700
>Life Sciences.

What a gay category. Can't be more interesting and specific. Your list is more shit tier than anything on this list.

>>681605954
You don't have to be.

>>681605700
>history is lower than gender studies

well thats fucking depressing

Gastronomy

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>>681605700
Where is Pataphysics? Don't tell me thats shit tier?

>>681606065
Biology: The study of life :^)

>>681606224
Right? I'm prehistory and I even think that sucks. Maybe because I'm even lower lol

>>681606416
Yeah but life is more interesting and nuanced than just one category. The list is pleb tier in it's understanding of scientific fields.

>>681606465
I think they're just in the same tier according to this list. The order their listed in doesn't necessarily matter.

>>681606585
I keep saying tier cause of the stupid thing. Fuck me.

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>>681606416
>>681605817
>>681605490
9.

>>681598298
Wouldn't getting a college degree at all put you into the casual scum category?

>>681606346
I'm afraid so, my friend

>>681606625
>>681606625
I see. When is OP gonna post the good iceberg list again?

>>681606689
Mind explaining why the fuck biology is under casual scum?

>>681606689
Based OP.
You made my night. Your list is just and true. Best thread here I've honestly been visited in at least a month. I'd stick around but the semester is not over yet.
See you in the Summer!

>>681606970
Because it's not specific enough. Get specific and you will see that shit fall to jaded at record speeds.

Example: Scatology

>>681607340
OP please put scatology in there I will wait.

>>681606970
Because why major in Biology?

As a mech engineering major, I am definitely a jaded outcast. Wouldn't say it's the norm though, my life just sucks.

>>681606780
Do casual scum study animal health through scat, or the shape of neanderthal pelvis' birth canal, or the light from distant stars?

>casual scum
Education
Literature
Social Services
Liberal Arts
>Degenerate
Protective Services
Psychology

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>>681607640
I'll add it just above Electrical Engineering
>>681607401

>>681602319
What's wrong with animation? I know people being scouted to work at disney for that shit

What about Forestry?

Bless you OP for>>681607401
You can be sure I saved this. >>681607978
Good night!

Where would Journalism go? Like not the film student in the coffee shop with the macbook air writing a screenplay no one will see and eating 67 avocados kinda Journalist, or the buzzfeed kinda journalist, I mean real news kinda stuff. Like writing for say time magazine or the new york times, or maybe doing war correspondent journalism or something.

>>681608256
oh and >inb4 whistleblower
I am not an autist nor am I wikileaks

Puppetry, viticulture and enology, Egyptology

>>681598298
I'm definitely a fucking lvl 4 on this one

gotta add some
>>681607978

Aeronautical Engineering
Category Theory
Astronautics
Pyrotechnics
Biologist
Chemist

>>681608957
Alien tier
Puppetry and egyptology
Hardcore
Viticulture and enology

>>681605700
>implying I won't be rolling in millions by the time I'm 30 on Wall Street with my finance degree
Have fun competing with chinks and tech support with your memey engineering degree or your over saturated CS degree

>>681609122
>thinks wallstreet isnt dependent on engieering

>>681605700
because you know, most entry level wall street jobs don't specify, finance, econ, or english majors as preferred.

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>>681608148
>>681608998

11. Looks like we got ourselves a pretty decent Iceberg here. If I don't post anymore later, it's been a goodnight gents.

>>681609229
hint, the guys that make the most money aren't the engineers, its the guys with connections and who aren't complete autists

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>>681609374
mfw no philosophy

Someone add Librarian studies where they feel it's appropriate.

>>681609229
>thinks the engineers make anywhere near the figures of sales and finance bros

>>681609456
Truth.

Tesla vs Edison.

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>>681609483
12.

>>681605700
>Kinesiology mid tier
Fucking KEK

>>681609966
Nice double dubs, could you add journalism somewhere on there?

>>681605700
4th year god tier major reporting in.

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>>681610148
I added Journalism to Level 1. I'm convinced the most successful/passionate Journalists out there don't even need a Journalism degree to do what they do best.

>>681610746
Well thank you a whole fucking lot, yo. I mean I figured it'd prolly be lower due to "creativity" or whatever and the large increase in faggots writing shit and the decrease in quality of journalistic data, such as newspapers or sites and magazines, but there does seem to be a point where if someone can break through that shit they can be really successful. Thanks bro

>>681605700
>Philosophy, History and Classics shit tier
Fuck off

>>681606689
Why is Latin so far down?

>>681611122
What do you expect to do with those? Teach?

>>681611211
Holy fuck off by one

But because it is like the "beginnings of language" and as an english/journalism major I guess that is kinda true to an extent, but its all the fedora fags thinking that learning latin will earn them points with the ladies and make them sophisticated. Shit I don't know what I am talking about because I took like 10 adderall and 4-7 pills for depression and I hotboxed my room for three days straight and I am literally fucking about to start a blog and wrote out a life story but like yeah take that as an answer you twittleburgler

>>681610746
Philology where?

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>>681611580
>Philology is the study of language in written historical sources; it is a combination of literary criticism, history, and linguistics.

ABANDON SHIP

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>>681611630
15. It hurts me to do this because my Philosophy instructor was actually a pretty cool guy.

>>681611956
How about adding Languages somewhere there anon?

>>681611956
I said philology, not philosophy

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>>681612269

Is chemical engineering with jaded outcast coolguy

>>681612269
Don't get picky bitch be patient, nobody really knows philology anyway.
>>681612212
kek philology

>>681612608
Right anon I haven't seen that

>>681612692
I haven't seen an asian pussy in two years but I still suck the fuck outta them cigarettes like a preteen with a bowl cut haircut who thinks nirvana is a brand of clothing

>>681612212
I'm not familiar enough with Languages Major. Do Language Majors work at the UN?

>>681612894
Language majors shit their pants and jerk off onto 1000 year old preserved tree bark

>>681612517
Biomedical engineering

Psychology

>>681604496
>religious studies
>casual scum
what

>>681603616
And that's how you deal with trolls, folks.

>>681609539
>thinks top dogs are sales and finance
>engineers make up the largest portion of company owners
fact check

>>681609122
>wet dreams of wall street
>finance degree
your attempts are laughable

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>>681605700
I study computer sciences in Germany. I don't know how it is in the usa, but here it's basically a a form of engineering.

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>>681613479
16.

>>681609122
If you're good and passionate at what you do, you'll probably succeed. Just as true for an investor as it is a programmer.

>>681606689
>film studies
Fuck!

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>>681613268
17.

management?

>>681614735
Thread is a little slow, but I gotta thank you for the time and effort you put into this. It's pretty cool mate. Have a nice morning yo

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>>681615486
Goodnight ya'll, this was a good one.

>>681604392
why do you have comp. sci and programming as two different majors?