When are mods going to do something about YLYL threads? We all know that bananas have ruining YLYL threads for 18+ months at this point and it's fucking cancer. However, lately, YLYL have become indistinguishable from any other thread on /b/ because of how much shitposting is going on.
Is it too much to ask for a YLYL thread that isn't 100% concentrated cancer? I wouldn't even mind so much except that no matter how many forced memes get posted in YLYL threads, THE BANANA IS STILL FUCKING THERE IN THE MIDST OF IT! MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!
hahah,great thread
Banana
>>681597598
It's quite unfortunate OP, but there's nothing we can do aside from ignoring it
>>681598313
heh
What's with the banana images anyway? Who is posting them in every ylyl? Did plebbit or dumblr finally snap?
>>681598313
hey, you fuck off mr. bobandy. fuck you
>>681597598
I know what you mean, but..
You got some issues OP, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little
But OP why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
With love from
desu.
FUCK YOU BANANAFUCKER. STOP POSTING THIS OVERUSED, UNFUNNY FUCKING IMAGE. FUCKING AUTISTS THINKING THEY'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY. JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NEGLECTED AND NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD SPEND ALL YOUR TIME POSTING NAKED FUCKING BANANAS ON THE INTERNET.
SERIOUSLY STOP POSTING THIS UNFUNNY SHIT. IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BANANA PEOPLE DON'T TAKE YLYL THREADS SERIOUS ANYMORE
>>681598313
Frig off
>>681598313
Onion ring large fries there mr. gravy? Fuck off
>>681599323
I really like this picture.
>>681598899
Dem dub dubs is nice.
>>681598313
Fuck off randy.
>>681598969
Samefag as the banana poster. You banana people truly are pathetic. The entire thread is banana fuckers.
>>681599422
Dubs checked
>>681598969
Everyone has their own motives, me? I just really really really like to piss off others.
>>681598910
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking 4chan? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
i don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore
are the banana guy and the desu guy trying to out-shitpost each other, or are they just reveling in the fact that YLYL threads are somehow being ruined? i haven't enjoyed a YLYL in at least a fucking week.
>>681598910
damn anon, that was poetic. you should consider being a bitchy famous white rapper with immaculate flow.
>>681597598
This thread No.681592149
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>681598969
Hi everybody!
Quints pls
Jews are mods Hence trap threads and nigger threads always at the top all day
>>681599595
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
the real problem is all the fucking porn.
i come for shit posting
>>681600276
Agreed. I saw 10-13 queens of /b/ threads the other day.
They have there own boards for camwhores. but no.
The come to /b/ for the traffic load.
They were entirely full of bump posts, and little content.
At least when I spam, you get a belly full of pasta and a pretty picture.
>>681599595
>>681600623
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>681599595
>Newfags getting this upset over bananas and anime dolls
>>681598873
retarded 13-20 y/o dipshits who actualy keep folders of this shit in thier computer and take the time to captcha it x300 times in evrey ylyl thread.
>mentions bananas in YLYL
>expects change
Heard someone was asking for banana
>>681600814
...Well done. You did it again, anon. You posted the fucking Desu picture. "HAHAHA LOL DESU" you whisper to yourself as you type it into the comment field. Do you feel like you've acomplished something today? Do you feel like you've done something progressive with your sad, lonely, condemned life? I can practically smell your disgusting, damp, sweaty, shit-hole of a basement. Look at you fucking giggling like a little fat bitch as you rotate your obese rolled neck to the side and catch a glimpse of your oily, greasy hairy, bloated face in your other monitor. You wipe the sweat off of your forehead and you stare intensely into your beady little bloodshot crusty eyes as you snap back into reality and reminisce of the days when you used to get bullied at school for being a fat, weird, disgusting virgin. Your neck beard tickling your shirtless bulging body as it whisps accross your titties when you look back at your other monitor. You hear your mother shout down the basement stairs "Anon! Your dinner is ready!" You quickly close the mlp board as you wipe the dried, cheesy semen off of your fat stubby fingers and your keyboard. You brush the cookie crumbs of off your stretchmarked pale stomach and you turn to get your fluttershy t-shirt that is 3 sizes too small for you and your fedora with mlp badges on it. And then, just before you go upstairs and disgrace your parents by forcing them to look at what their "Son" has become, you look back at your hillarious DESU post and you let out a smirk as your lips break the gravy and cheese coated seal and you tell yourself "I'll get them again tomorrow, kek." Yeah, that's right, you actually say "kek" because you're such a retarded fucking autistic waste of space and you should feel sorry for your parents for having to put up with their overweight, mlp watching, embarrassing, unhygienic, repulsive, failure of a son.
>>681599903
completely legitimately made me lose
>>681599595
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
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>>681600511
Would be wonderful if you could post this in furry tthreads instead
>>681601195
Desunigger?
>>681600789
FUCK YOU DESUFUCKER. STOP POSTING THIS OVERUSED, UNFUNNY FUCKING IMAGE. FUCKING AUTISTS THINKING THEY'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY. JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NEGLECTED AND NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD SPEND ALL YOUR TIME POSTING DESU ON THE INTERNET.
SERIOUSLY STOP POSTING THIS UNFUNNY SHIT. IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR DESU PEOPLE DON'T TAKE YLYL THREADS SERIOUS ANYMORE
>>681598969
Lol because people like you get rustled
>>681601128
More banana desu>>681600695
>>681597598
>not hitting up wsg or gif for your lulz
it's like you've never been here before.
I believe that Desu, much like Pepe is back. She has the power of grayskull.
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>>681601884
HI HO DESU
AWAY!
>>681601906
Are you an oldfag?
>>681601026
>>681601906
On our next episode of Dragonball Super...
>>681602050
Could it really be OG Desunigger?
>>681600856
kek
>>681602212
If dubs summon moot
>>681599999
>>681601170
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "ylyl" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>681602212
>you will never understand our love.
Once upon a Desu...
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>>681598899
frig off rick.
>>681602537
>>681602436
IT'S MUTHERFUCKING OG DESUNIGGER
>>681600856
>>681602635
I'm fucking ecstatic to see you aswell.
You get to check you Flutterrape one shots yet?
They'd make great "shit"post material.
>>681602309
hello there, lurker here. it seems that you're having a bit of a fuss over some shenanigans. never fear, for i hold the key to a solution. shut. the fuck. up. C: see, if you ignore them, they get bored and find a new thing to spam everyone with, but at least they change it up a little. so shush your damn face okay? *goes back into the shadows*
>>681602851
FUCK YOU BANANAFUCKER. STOP POSTING THIS OVERUSED, UNFUNNY FUCKING IMAGE. FUCKING AUTISTS THINKING THEY'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY. JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NEGLECTED AND NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD SPEND ALL YOUR TIME POSTING NAKED FUCKING BANANAS ON THE INTERNET.
SERIOUSLY STOP POSTING THIS UNFUNNY SHIT. IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BANANA PEOPLE DON'T TAKE YLYL THREADS SERIOUS ANYMORE
Jesus christ.
>>681603056
Do you both talk irl?
>>681603122
hello there, lurker here. it seems that you're having a bit of a fuss over some shenanigans. never fear, for i hold the key to a solution. shut. the fuck. up. C: see, if you ignore them, they get bored and find a new thing to spam everyone with, but at least they change it up a little. so shush your damn face okay? *goes back into the shadows*
>>681603056
No, I got the BEST shitposting material, Chickun Arise
>>681603216
lol, no.
Just recognize each-other posting habits.
It's called lurk moar.
>>681603429
Fa sho
it's time to be a again cancer
>>681603429
Was more meaning do you both plan this together.
>>681603568
Fucking saved.
If you know of mlpa you should go there.
>>681603730
Nah. Just happens when we cross paths.
Ylyl is a cancer thread. Bananas in a Ylyl thread is fighting cancer with cancer.
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>>681603840
I will, but in the mean time we should find a proper thread to infect
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>>681603993
You both should become cancer friends.
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>>681591982
LET'S DO THIS BBY
>>681604554
How are you not banned?
Man i fucking love /b/ all the cancer reunited together in a single thread sadly it needs moar bananas.
>>681605537
FUCK YOU BANANAFUCKER. STOP POSTING THIS OVERUSED, UNFUNNY FUCKING IMAGE. FUCKING AUTISTS THINKING THEY'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY. JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NEGLECTED AND NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD SPEND ALL YOUR TIME POSTING NAKED FUCKING BANANAS ON THE INTERNET.
SERIOUSLY STOP POSTING THIS UNFUNNY SHIT. IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BANANA PEOPLE DON'T TAKE YLYL THREADS SERIOUS ANYMORE
>>681597876
Mfw I agree with OP and I actually lost on first post
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>>681604706
You can't someone who posts content.
>>681597598
Either you bait'ed the fuck out of the banana fags,
Or you're a new friend.
Either way, /b/ is dead.
>>681604818
Lost.
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