enjoy your life as a corporate slave

>>681579572
Gender Studies

Nothing university is a scam its fucking worthless

>>681579883
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>>681579987
>gender studies SJW detected

>>681580194
>KEK GENDER STUDIES SO ORIGINAL

Finance

>>681580306
>im butthurt that I got a worthless degree and up to my eyeballs in debt

>>681580437
>i'm so original I repeat the same thing over and oveR

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>>681579572
Finance at the MBA level

>>681580644
Did my M.A. in Mathematics

do your MBA in Finance if you're too retarded to do real math

>>681579682
And what are you doing with your life then?

>>681579572
it depends what you want to do man.

Finance you can either work on wall street, or be a financial planner
Accountants generally go into either corporate accounting or get their cpa
CIS, im assuming is Computer Information systems, aka soft Information technology aka instead of programming all day you deal with data bases and raw data more.

>>681579572
>Non meme answer incoming.

Finance and Accounting are great majors, but too many people major in them meaning that the chance of getting a job with either of those degrees is very slim unless you've got a really good record in regards to work experience and internships.

CIS would honestly be your best bet, as it is a good major with a lot of flexibility in terms of employment opportunities, and doesn't have as many people majoring in said field. A general rule of thumb is that mainly any CIS or Computer Science degree will usually be a good choice.

>>681580862
Freelance
I work at home, take work when I want and can live anywhere in the world

>>681579572
I got a B.S. in CIS graduated 2006. Found job within 3 months in education management CIS. Make $60k/year today, nice house, car. It's nice work and pay but the hours are insanely long and i wonder if i should've done something else with my life when i'm spending more time at work than home it seems.

from your options, if i could go back i'd choose finance

Actuarial science is what the elite do. The rest do math and finance or worse.

>>681580558
>1000s of reposted content on /b/
>picks gender studies as his post to take a stand for.

100% confirmed women/gender studies major.
And no, its not just a "meme" its valuable information to prevent retards from picking this dumbshit waste of money garbage major.

>>681579572
Biochemistry

Anthropology

Mathematics. Everything else is a waste of money

>>681581199
I'm pointing out how dumb and unoriginal you are. I don't give a shit about the particular degree. I think we have the logical ability of a Trump voter here.

>>681581131
what type of freelance?

Do what you love.

>>681579682
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>>681581388
I'm an assassin

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>>681579572
dubs

>>681581550
Fresh pasta

>>681581604
rolling

>>681579572
It really doesn't matter, especially after a few years

>>681581370
ohhh ok, so you aren't a gender studies major, you're just a dumb cunt SJW.

You obviously do care since you defended it so heavily and typed in all caps because those 2 words you saw on your screen made you so upset.

>>681579572
Accounting. If you want to have fun in life, WOO

>>681581370
God, I do hope trump becomes president so I can jack off thinking about how upset you'll be

>>681581775
yeah i hear tax season is a blast for you guys

>>681580752
See who earns more

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>>681579572

Can't speak much about CIS, but you can do really well in a wide range of areas with a finance degree.

Worst case, you don't like the work and you walk away knowing how to handle your own money damn well.

Source: I'm a personal financial planner/portfolio manager for high net worth individuals. 26 y/o.

>>681581131
>Freelance
>Unemployed

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Grubert is best major.

Engineering if you want to eat while having a job that's not horrible.

where my math niggas at

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>STEM fields

Electrical Engineering. Just graduated and got set up with a job that pays 60k. Shit's cash.

How about STEM fields? Try a more difficult major if you want return on your investment.

>>681579572
CIS, then accounting, then finance

>>681581388
sex worker

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>>681581370
>Trump voter burn
>mfw

Math, everything else is half-assed.
Start with logic, then set theory and topology, after that go for measure theory, functional analysis and then you'll be able to spread your wings and go for anything you want

>>681579572
Management Information Systems. Fresh college grad making 80k a year, telling CS majors to make me shit. Feelsgoodman

>>681579572
that ass

I graduated with a degree in feminism.

And now I'm homeless. Luckily the bus station has wifi

>>681583469
this guy knows

Engineering... Get a real degree

>>681583579
Agreed. Play your cards right and CIS can rule over CS majors in the engineering world.

>>681583402
By far the best presidential choice given the options.

Unless you're planning on going to school post bachelor's math is a waste of money.

>>681579572
Medicine

>>681579572
if tuition is free, and its your thing, major in philosophy. specialize in formal/symbolic logic and deductive reasoning. pick up soft skills in computer programming, economics, finance, and management. read up on social psychology as a side interest.

Once you finish college you can literally pursue any field of business or technology that you desire. and if you want to go to grad school, can further specialize in one of your soft skills.

i argue for this because philosophy and logic are the only skills that are absolutely central to each field of human understanding, and can find the widest application.

i majored in philosophy and have a job in technology. i can easily swing between data analysis, software engineering, and project management because of my degree choice.

>>681583579
post paycheck
or else be branded a liar on the internet

>>681579987
im fuckin dyin man

>>681580752
>M.A.
>A.

Not a true math scholar are you? :^)

>>681584653
Bad advice

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>>681581249

Underrated post. Pharmaceutical Chemistry major here, chemistry is where the money's at.

Pic related, it's soon to be me while the rest of you fags delude yourselves thinking IT will still really be relevant within 15-25 years

>>681582191
ZOZZLE
Just look up the median income for mathematicians
They are basically employable everywhere
If you can do Math or Physics at the master's level or higher, you can handle anything
This guy can work as an actuary and roast your ass with his wealth

Anyhting STEM

Risking it with physics and EE
Trying to become the few and the proud: Quantum Computer Engineer
Probably die poor though :^(

>>681585843
Most ceo's are likely to have an MBA in finance

>>681584653
>specialize in symbolic/formal logic and deductive reasoning

lol someone on your level fails to see the confounding variable. someone in philosophy tends to already have enough fluid intelligence and deductive reasoning to handle all problems anyway, it's not necessarily this degree choice

if anything, people with lower G should pick one thing, not philosophy, and major in it

>>681579572
Math. You can do anything you want with a Math major.

>>681586407
>being this fallacious with stats
this may be true, however, the most fair thing to do is find the expected value of income for each quintile, n-tile etc., and see which has the highest income based on the probability of you making it into that percentile. youll see that highest return in the long run is less than a mathematicians
obviously youre not a number so have your coworkers rate your level of ability.

>>681585541
many chemists just go into lab technician jobs, getting stuff ready to test for serious scientists

>>681579572
All are great choices if you plan on killing yourself later in life.

And by later, I mean in 5 years.

Any Texas fags here?
Studying in Computer Engineering.

>>681588578
CE FAG not from texas though

>>681587037
firm believer that if you spend your time effectively you can elevate your intelligence and skill. stupidity and ignorance are not set in stone

>>681585532
ignore it then pleb