stop acting like an edgy faggot for some weak bait

nobody is going to encourage you to kill a kitten you fucking waste of space

>>681565481
Trips say you kill yourself faggot. Give it to an animal selter, asshole

reported utter faggotry.

>>681565857
This
Stop being an edgy faggot and get out of the basement

>>681565481
poor little miew miew

>>681565481
If that's how you feel about animals then just off yourself you edgelord

>>681565481
ill take one

>>681565481
new fag.

>>681565481
/b/ fucking loves cats, don't fucking push it retard

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Wow. /b/ got soft. Kill the little fuckers with gasoline + matches.

>>681565481
THIS IS DOOM MUSIC STOP

>>681565481
Suck start a shotgun you edgy little shit

Don't you fucking dare you piece of shit I don't care if it's bait that's not funny Jesus fuck

no one cares

My trips say to shove the whole kitten up your ass

fuck off you edgy prick

Trips and you have to eat it whole

>>681566255

/b/ has always loved cats, newfag.

>>681566255
Going soft =/= not being edgelords

>>681565481
just do it and post it already, dont keep us waiting too long

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NEDMNEDM

Btw, I work with lab mice, easy way to kill small animals is to break their necks by pulling, a cardiac puncture is ok too. technically you should give them ketamine ip first.

You don't fuck with cats here, its basically the only thing you don't fuck with.

how bout you skin em and make some kitten mittens

>>681565481
Purify it with fire if trips

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>>681565481
But animals don't have souls so Jesus approved this

>>681566826
That and cheese pizza

doo eeet

>>681566889
Fml

>>681566889
Shidddd 3 close 5 me

>>681566949
One mote timr fire

>>681566826
>>681566926
newfags

>>681566889
FUCK

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>>681565481
>He's the edgelord /b/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

>>681565481
prepare for the backlash. there are some serious cat people on here.

This is what the big bad /b/ is all about? You could at least come up with a better word than, "edgy"

>>681566889
PREPARE THE FLAMES

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>>681567172
You mean a bunch of butthurt reddit newfags
pic related

Just sell the kittens asshole. They didn't do shit to you

>>681565481
Why don't you keep the kitten and kill the old hag, you fag? How did your cat get knocked up in the first place?

>>681567349
Because killing helpless newborn animals is funny to you?

In 10 minutes after you kill that cat you pet will be devastated you may feel guilty and no one in this thread will feel anything you should find those cats a nice shelter and move on

>>681567349
I'm a bit unclear on how not wanting an animal to die makes someone a butthurt redditor

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>>681565481
What are you waiting for fagzy

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>>681567430
they showed up uninvited, bust out the oil barrel

>>681565481
the blender is calling muh nigga

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>>681567595
you missed the keyword. Hint: {[(NEWFAG)]}

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>>681567529

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>>681567595
Moral fagzy clicked wrong thread

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ITT: newfags calling people newfags to hide the fact their newfags.

And /b/ generally goes after cat-killers with a vengeance, you know. Been an unspoken rule of this place.

>pic obv unrelated

>>681565481
Look for a rekt thread and dump it there

>>681565481
stick one in your anus and post results, pic or it didn't happen applies here

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>>681565481
two words........... SPACE PROGRAM!

leave the little cutie alone. ASSHOLE

Their mother literally ignored them minutes after they were all born. No one wants cats, shelters are not the best option for any animal, they will most likely die.

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>>681565481
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.gif

Just sell them for like $100 each and say they're a special breed or something; people always buy into that shit.

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>>681566255
>I fell for the "hate machine" meme

Go buy some firecrackers and see what happens when you stick it in their asses &set them off

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>>681565481
The humain way is to first wait untill they are asleep as they do in the course of the day. You may have to do them individually over days. to get warm water, so it is confortable, when it falls back to sleep half in and half out the water put it under, hold it gentilly by just behing the neck. Hold it under for five whole minuts after the death yawns, as its sympithetic nerve system may kick in after the first two minuts for it to attempt breathing again. Do it right.

>>681567928
two words.........
FUCK YOU!

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>>681567928
4chan space program, God speed kitty cat

>>681565481
give them away, you inbred redneck faggot

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Kill them already you fucking beta. While you're at it, kill yourself too.

I like your sense of humor

>>681568183
Rolling for this

The fact that they are the children of a domesticated cat makes all the difference for me.

>>681565481
you're literally worse than a nigger
I genuinely hope your whole family is tortured and killed by a group of angry niggers.

>>681568655
Someone needs to lurk a bit longer...(you)

kill yourself instead

>>681568799
oh no little kittens, better threaten the intelligent life with death and rape

>>681565481

You don't have the balls to sacrifice one and summon for the ancient one from his slumber

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>>681565481
I kill kittens all the time, need something to catch my cum after I'm done jerking off n they're so damn soft

You'd seriously wish death upon someone who kills an animal?

>>681565481
I'll adopt them all

>>681565481
Kill yourself

>>681565481
Skin them. Make cute booties for your other cat with its babies, maybe make the fifth one into a hat.

>>681568799
>Checkin your dubs
>#agreed.

You fucking do it you little edgelord bastard, I will find and fucking make you a new face, tear you a new asshole, etc. Then feed you to my cat. :3

>>681568913
>intelligent
don't flatter yourself cuck

Cthulu save these kittens and send to shelter

>>681569103
You could've atleast tried bud.

>>681568913
>intelligent
>publicly posts animal abuse threats
>on a place known for ruining animal abuser's lives, no less.

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If trips I kill myself

>>681569104
You wouldn't? What's the actual difference between killing a defenceless, innocent being, be it a cat or a human? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>681566255
>newfag detected

Pen up a cat in a steel chamber, along with the a Geiger counter, and a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small, that perhaps in the course of the hour one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none. make sure there is no direct interference by the cat. If an atom is released, the counter tube discharges and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid.

Check in an hour to see if the cat is alive or dead.

Just look at that warm soft pussy.....just the right size to be good and tight as my rock hard cock rips its open as I fuck the life it......

>>681567071
>newfag

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>>681569218

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>>681569218
>>681569252
>>681569318
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>681565953
Shelters usually end up putting animals to sleep anyways, I'd give them to a local pet store, at least then they have a lot chance of dying.

>>681568913
>intelligent
since when were niggers intelligent?