you have a dick

what do you do for a living?

why are women such whores?

what brought you to 4chan?
nice tits, btw.

Very nice nipples

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>>681563954
>except for more pictures or nudes
Nice trolling.

>>681563954
Do you eat your periode, like i eat my cum?

>>681563954
can you not hold a piece of paper right?

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>>681563954
what country you in?

Looks like a baby hand holding that paper

>>681564129
student for now but i hope to work at cartoon network or disney in the near future.

>>681564129
bumping for this

>>681563954
how old are you? your hand looks really wrinkly

>>681563954
>except for more pics or nudes

youve eliminated the only possible thing a cumdumpster is useful for

see yourself out asap

>>681563954
Why is there caution tape on your time stamp? Also, shoe on head please

What are your favorite hobbies?

>>681563954
Do you think women are more stupid than men?
men masterrace!

>>681563954
What does a female orgasm feel like?

more pictures and nudes or gtfo.

Could you mirror the picture?

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>>681563954
How many pairs of shoes do you own?

>>681563954
What's your education?

>>681564171
because those women are sluts.
>>681564228
i came from the videos ive watched on youtube but i've been lurking for a long time. i occasionally post but most of my threads either never get much attention except for that other one where i asked people to rate me.

>>681564507
Like a spasm, thats why women dont like to get an orgasm.

>>681564381
RIP

>>681563954
Femanon, from your chest and stomach, you look a lot like my gf. Please don't be her femanon.

you’re voting hillary or trump?

Do women like to blow dicks off?

>>681563954
How many Sharpies can you fit up your bum?

>>681563954
Do you like having your pussy licked and sucked on? Would you want to have a slave that just did that for you whenever you wanted it? If not, why? Pretty much any guy would want to have a woman around to be their personal cocksucker once or twice a day. Why aren't women like that too? Are you?

>>681564732
LOL no, you should see a doctor

>>681564283
well i just dont want to take pictures of myself. >>681564324
no never but i have tasted cum. its so weird... why does it change flavor everytime i taste it? i've only swallowed my bf cum so its from the same guy everytime.
>>681564341
i wanted to hold it in a way so that you could see my nips properly.

what was the biggest dick you ever put in your pussy

>>681563954
Do you like your tits or do you want a penis instead of them?

>>681563954
>(except for more pictures or nudes)
You do realize this thread will die very fast right?

>>681564732
Male orgasm are spasms too.

Do you feel better now that you posted your tits online?

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>>681565074
Well you have to post your feet so, get to snappin

what do you like on guys?

>>681565156
>Male orgasm are spasms too.
No their are like gunshots *boom boom boom (with farting noises)

>>681563954
Congratulations, you may be the first femanon to correctly start a thread.

Get the fuck in here, you are most welcome.

>>681563954
What's the sluttiest thing you've done?

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>>681565310

>>681565327
You're an idiot. First? Are you trying to be cute?

>>681563954
Post tits again without timestamp, don't be a faggot, OP.

>>681563954
Is mayonaisse an instrument?

>>681565074
Depends on the diet and physical condition (sick, working out) of the guy, those factors mainly..
also this, i dont know why but it's a nice question >>681564683

THOSES BEAUTIFUL BOOBS *.* MORE ?

>>681564365
the one with beavers
>>681564425
18
>>681564456
because i used that paper previously for a art project. and i will get the shoe on my head. sorry it will a pink sandal tho

>>681564507
Like bags of sand

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Would you fuck this dick?

>>681563954
do you spit or swallow?
how big are your feets?
does breaking a nail ruin your whole day?

>>681565074
>why does it change flavor everytime i taste it
Maybe because a million children dont have the same taste! Or because your bf is cheating and its the flavor of the pussy of another cunt?!

Nice tits.

>>681565566
post tits along with shoe hard nips if poss

>>681563954
have you ever considered selling your dirty cummy panties? If I was a woman I'd do that for sure, easy money

>>681565566
Ooooooo - a Caunck with nice boobs!!

>>681565566
A pink sandal is a shoe to me. So let's see it

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>>681564456
this is the only picture i can post.

by the way everybody i might have to go soon.

Do you enjoy this attention on /b?

>>681564958
answer this OP

>>681565924
How about a full body shot before you go?

Please?

>>681563954
If i kill your boyfriend, can i be your bf? Its just like in nature.

>>681565570
Nope. I don't think anyone would fuck your puny tictac you call a dick

>>681565310
Under rated post.

Don't be stupid, share

>>681565924
Just tits OP, please...

>>681565924
confirmed trap. that hairline was receding pre-hormones.

>>681565749
go here if you want to be capped and blackmailed

>>681565924
Thank you. No you don't have to go soon, believe me.

What the fuck made you decide to buy a sandal like that? It's horrible

>>681565924
>>681565678

>>681566182
This is what I was thinking too
Its a tarp guys

>>681564466
i love to draw and play video games.
>>681564483
not really. i think both genders are pretty stupid honestly.
>>681564507
convulsions and strange movements as a relief flows thru body but i havent really experienced a "real one" yet. i dont make it "rain" when i orgasm tho so i think there might be something wrong with me.
>>681564683
like 4 or 5

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>>681565924
If your boyfriend punches you for your thread and pics, i will find him and kill him for you!!!

Nobody touches a OC-cunt!

>>681565924
Hi Miranda

Do you get horny by looking at a dick?

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>>681564703
>I came from the videos I watched on YouTube
what videos you newfaggot

>>681564852
what is the first letter of her name??? and i swear to god if yours startes with x... then... uh... hi!

>>681566480
How old are you?

>>681566422
you come across as boring and empty. Do you have any personality other than 'I'm a girl'?

>>681563954
If you're in the 541 let's Snapchat. 3==D

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>>681566422
>not really. i think both genders are pretty stupid honestly.
You seems very clever...you have my internet-respect.

>>681566798
Oregon yo!

>>681564958
1. i love both. not sure if ive been suck on properly by my bf tho... i want him to do it so bad.
2.no cause i dont like the idea of slavery
3. because some women dont enjoy. i am tho, because id do anything formy bf but i think i'd get tired of it after a time if he didnt please me back.

>>681566954
Eugene here, faggot.

>>681566480
Hell yes

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>>681563954
Give us more Pics

>>681566120
uh... i guess so
>>681565570
ew no
>>681566182
are you a idiot? i just have it up in a pnytail.

>>681565924
Would you let me fuck and cum in your bum bum?

Do you like a hard cock up your ass ?

>>681564732

>Women don't like to get orgasms

and this, you beta fucks, is why you should never believe the shit on this site. Maybe OP is a frigid barren statue of a cunt, but most women actually have nerve endings that work.

Sorry to hear you dislike sexual pleasure.

>>681567353
I have a ponytail fetish. I like to pull on them While I bang the girl doggystyle. Please post your ponytail

Less talk MORE PICS!!

>>681564919
>>681564732

She doesn't enjoy orgasms, so I'll guess that's a no.

>>681567353
What part of Canada do you live in?

>>681567353
kek
hair surgeon here, that is early stage male pattern baldness.

That ponytail might hide it for a couple more years but after that you'll need my help.

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Which abomination do you prefer fem-anon?

>>681567364
Maybe
>>681567423
I think so

>>681567690
The cold part

>>681566706
i do but im trying to hide stuff that would lead any of my guy friends to identify me since they go on 4chan often so i water down my questions while trying to be as honest as possible. >>681566480
not really. i get horny when touched or kissed. i find dicks kind of gross looking but i love them inside of me.

>>681567207
Hello from the Rose Quarter MAX Station /b/ro.

>>681567759
Ooooh number 1 all the way. Oh god yes give it to me right now I'm sooooooo hot and wet

>>681567806
Give us your Kik

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How bad did your father molest you to have you desperately seeking b/tards affectionate texts to gain any sense of self worth?


>Image related to OP's sense of self worth and cunt

>>681568129
Lol

>>681563954
>except for more pictures or nudes

I.. well.... I have nothing to ask at this time.

>>681567759
the fuck happened to 11

>>681568055
He is called the "Clitdigger"...

>>681567806
>>681567820
hi, why are you answering the questions for me?

>>681567690
i live in french land
>>681567759
the ones that are as normal as possible so 8 and 9

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>>681568238
Herpes.

>>681568129
He molested me soo soooo bad. So bad it felt good

>>681568129
He didn't, but my brother did

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>>681568272
>the ones that are as normal as possible so 8 and 9
So you dont like horsedicks? What a shame for a fem-anon!!!

>>681567829
you have successfully hidden your identity to the point that you seem a bland uninteresting blob.

'I like dicks and play a video game' does not a good thread make

>>681568272
Montreal?

>>681568272
>hi, why are you answering the questions for me?
hi, why are you answering the questions for me?

>>681568417
Is your mom a lesbian?

>>681568272
Show us your poutine !

>>681568129
he didnt beat e at all. i did this because i just like 4chan and i see guys going around like "i just had sex. ama" so i thought i could try. originally i was going to make a thread about how i had sex with my bf but i realised that everyody would ask for pics so i said "fuck it. i'll just say im a girl and post my boobs. this way, they wont ask for it."

>>681568498
hi, why are you answering the questions for me?

>>681567820
Area code?

>>681568417
SHARPIE IN THE POOPER OR GTFO!

Have u ever taken a sharpie to the pooper?

>>681568656
1337

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Ok at weekend i will meet a female and she want to blow me...how can i pleasure her thread-queen?

>>681563954
Got a Kik?

>>681568520
Why u ask? >>681568716
No

Are you going to MUTEK? Osheaga? Fantasia?

>>681568638
hi, why are you questioning my answers to questions for me?

>>681568789
By calling the biggest blackest nigger you can find and having him fuck you in your gay ass. Bitches love that shit

>>681568765
That isn't my area code. I won't tell what it's

>>681566422
>orgasm
My wife never had an orgasm until she was 45. Now when she cums it's almost too intense for her. She cries for 45 minutes and is worthless for at least 90 minutes - like she's literally stoned out of her mind. Life is good.

>>681563954
If I had a fap to you would you be flattered?

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>>681568961
>Why u ask?
>"ask a femanon anything. "

... women...

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>>681569010
k-k-keked

>>681569212
I kinda would like that

>>681563954
What would you compare period cramps to pain wise?

>>681563954
What's your favorite food, OP?

>>681569277
Sorry I'm not that smart and no, she isn't

>>681569459
>>681569212
This is not OP responding

>>681568417
>>681568335
>>681568498
so many fakes

>>681568466
no
>>681568438
a horse's dick would kill me if i got fucked by one
>>681568464
well at least they wont kno i posted nudes on 4chan

>>681569623
Cum

>>681569700
Sorry to hear that.

>>681569751
>a horse's dick would kill me if i got fucked by one
First you have to try before you judge...

>>681565570
Who's Dick is that?

>>681570307
Hillary Clintons.

>>681568789
ok this is very important. identify the clitorus and touch, rub, and generally stimulate it til shes wet and finger her ooooorrrr just lick ad suck on it. i prefer being eaten out but she might be different. >>681568867
no sorry
>>681569212
if i were younger i'd be creeped out but now, yes. im flattered :)
>>681569623
SUSHI I LOVE SUSHI

>>681563954

What metal is used to recover copper from a solution of copper sulphate?

>>681570467
/thread

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>>681570403
>ok this is very important. identify the clitorus and touch, rub, and generally stimulate it til shes wet and finger her ooooorrrr just lick ad suck on it. i prefer being eaten out but she might be different.
Thx anon...i hope she gets wet at least.

>>681570399
Her Dick looks a lot like mine then lol

>>681569277
who ever you were replying to wasting me.

>>681569176
holy crap sex with her must be terrible D:

>>681563954
do you prefer cut or uncut dicks?
and what size dick is a good size?

I only like to eat pussy and jerk off, cause I'm fucked up. I post ads on CL looking for women to sit on my face and grind, I've gone down and just ate pussy out for almost 3 hours once. How fucked up am I?

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>>681570467
Ask God...he know everything. Or google...google knows quiet everything too.

>>681567806
Maybe? I'll take that as a yes. Now let me see your cute bum bum

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Do women enjoy to get raped?

>>681570693
youre welcome. btw use lube. it hurts being fingered with out it. also idk for most girls, but i cant feel when i cum so the girl might not know when shes wet unless she touches >>681570467
i have no clue. im gonna say iron. iron is a reliable metal so i am just gonna say thats the answers just in case it is. pretty sure im wrong tho.

>>681568438
Deutschfaden-Schwuchtel detektiert.

>>681571202
Correct.


How many valence electrons does the element Au have?

>>681571202
I think your bf is penetrating you wrong whe he hurts you while fingering! He should get killed!!!

>>681570403
Okay, I'll fap for you if you post another shot of your perfectly - shaped breasts. They're amazing.

>>681570734
No but seriously I think it might be my Dick lol

>>681571449
Der Deutschland-faden ist generell langweilig und voller Scheiße... wen wunderts also.

>>681563954
More tits

>>681570785
i dont know. uncut is pretty great. ive only ever had 1 bf tho (and i still have him) and his dick is 6 inches so thats a good size i assume. but honestly i dont think the size matters that much.
>>681570944
you are tame compared to other people i know... >>681571199
i dont think anybody with out a rape fetish enjoys being raped.

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>>681571688
>i dont think anybody with out a rape fetish enjoys being raped.

>>681571202
>it hurts being fingered without lube
>i cant feel when i cum

confirmed bait guys, nobody is that clueless about the female body

Do women like to kiss and touch other women, because its fun?

>>681571688
I'm calling bullshit till I see pussy with timestamp

Why are you an attention whore?

>>681571063
Die selbe deutsche Schwuchtel?
Mal im Ernst, benutzt du immer die selben 5 Bilder?

>>681571939
Because her boyfriend is obviously a fag who cant even penetrate her right...she needs a real nigger!

>>681563954
are you cancer?

>>681572181
HA NIGGER!

>>681572169
Scheinbar hast dus auf mich abgesehen...ficken?

>>681571688
Can I have your bfs number so I can tell him you showed your tits to strangers on the net? I'm just fucking with you, I want to call him so he can shove his cock down my throat

>>681563954
Are you a male with abnormally large breasts?

>>681571537
no my bf just goes too hard on the clit... he rubs so fast and intensily that later on in the day when i touch myself it hurts instead of feels good....
>>681571467
i learned this all in french... i didnt memorise the periodic table so i dont know. im going to guess 4 or 6 though.

>>681571576
>>681571634
you guys are nice but i dont think its a good idea. i need to sleep soon and it takes a while to activte the cam. also i'd be breaking the rules i made

>>681572181
or she's post op and therefore cant experience a real orgasm and has no natural lubrication.

guess which I'm voting for.

>>681572394
Yes. Yes I am. Would you like to suck my cock?

>>681572436
just use your mic to record a vocaroo of you moaning
>just say oh anon, don't stop, i'm gonna cum

>>681572436
Incorrect.

What kind of chemical bond is a bond in with two atoms share one or more pairs of electrons?

>>681572457
Or she doesnt have a bf...because she is only on 4chan and has no social life...
fem-anon is obviously a faggot.

>>681572831
Bond...James Bond

>>681572831
A double dildo you fucking nerd-fag!

>>681572336
my bf knows i already did this once. i reserve myself to him but i consider 4chan i close friend of mine who's slightly retarded but still very close friend so its the only place other than my bf that has my nudes (and 4chan has only 2 and he has tons). i'll tell him you like his dick tho. >>681572394
no. my clit is tiny so pretend it would be a mirco-penis is out of the question too. like seriously its less them o.5 cm

>>681572436
You don't set the rules here bitch. Post more tits or GTFO

How do tits feel?

>>681573171
how close a friend, i'm on here everyday, at least an hour, that close? or are you a try hard spring fag

>>681573171
Show it to me. I can't picture what 0.5cm is

>>681563954
Do girls like to give blowjobs?

>>681573621
Is it too big for you?`

>>681573789
I don't know. Need to see it first

>>681571939
>>681572181
ok guys i need to confess something... im not a sex pro. i TECHNICALLY havent lost my virginity yet but my bf ripped my hymen 2 DAYS AGO when he was fingering me. i dont have much experience but everything i've been saying is from what ive been doing with my bf and from my experiences, i have never felt myself cum (but ive gotten wet sometimes but not much) and fingering hurts with out lube...

>>681572457
so yeah i gues this guy is right

>>681572969
but i love this guy's response tho. it would be so true to me 3 years ago XD

>>681572436
Don't post face. That's okay. And just send from your phone. It's that easy. I would greatly enjoy it.

>>681574097
Shut up bitch and show your tits. You good for nothing whore

>>681574327
/thread

>>681574097
>but ive gotten wet sometimes but not much) and fingering hurts with out lube...
Tell your bf: If he hurts you, i will hurt him! No lube, he has to improve his skills to pleasure you... and try to cum more! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

>>681574097
Can we please get another boob shot? Just for a goodnight fap?

>>681563954
why do humans exist

>>681563954

Here is a sexy question for ya!

If a group of atoms all have the same number of protons but have different numbers of neutrons they are called what?

>>681563954
is god real?

>>681566871
cuck.

>>681574527
Dis whiteknight topkek

>>681574527
cuck faggot.

>>681574637
Women needs more love, men less - thats real equalaty!!!

>>681574097
jesus christ, where would i meet a girl like you, i'd love to have a virgin /b/tard gf like me, i wouldn't want to date a normie because i just don't know if i'd be comfortable with her knowing what a perv i am
>help a faggot out op

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>>681574527
(m'lady)

what an awful thread

Have you ever sneeze and your flow go out without control?

>>681572969
FUCK I ONLY KNOW THE ANSWER IN FRENCH AND ITS ON THE TIP OF MY TOUGNE. i'll get back to you on that....
>>681573448
i visite at least once a day for a hour at a time. my favorite board is /b/ but i also like /co/ for its steven universe threads. i wish to be a part of one one day.
>>681573621
ok i didnt mesure my vagine so 0.5cm isnt accurate buuuuuut its very small and wouldnt be mesurable in inches.
>>681573755
it depends. some do, some dont. it depends who your giving it too and how youre feeling. in my experience, i love to pleasure my boyfriend and make him orgams and cum in my mouth but when i do it i hate the feeling of bobbing your head back and forth and the jaw pains. :/ its a mixed bag for me
>>681573361
like sacs of flesh with pokey things sticking out. i love it when my bf sucks on my tits. it doesnt feel like much but it turns me on so much~~~

>>681574994
> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>681575121
>FRENCH
the fail of linguistics. i literally hate this language!!!

>>681575183
But 4chan IS truth!

whats your kik ;) Kappa

>>681575121
Show me your clit. TImestamp it too

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>>681575121
iv'e often wondered how commonly two regulars on b/ talk and never know here, it's my calling card, i'm the only one who posts this

Do you like to post private pictures? If you don't, why?

>>681575672
There are only 2 persons in 1 thread...its the rule of the two. Only a YOU and a ME!

>>681574994
the best place to find virgin \b\tards is \b\.

makes sense when you think about it.

>>681563954
Too much talking not enough pics. Full frontal nude OP. Don't be another faggot

>>681575888
...not really. because everybody here is a faggot and sucks dick!

>>681574527
uh thank you but you hurting my bf is not needed. anyways wise sir, tell me, how does one cum more? i seriously want to know....
>>681574547
to destroy the planet earth with their waste and pollutions.
>>681574555
i like you science guy! is it always the same person asking the atome related questions? well if yes, you're cool. and as for you're question, i am going to say a molecule... but i may be wrong... a molecule can also be composed of multiple of the same atome... i am not in a enriched science class.
>>681574826
even if i am a women, i find tumblr's "GIVE WOMEN MORE THEN MEN!" mentality sickning. i can go on and on about how much i have feminazies but thats for another time.
>>681574994
i wish i could help you out... but i dont know. all the dating websites are just for sex and full of normies. i wish finding the right people was easier but im sure you'll make it.

>>681575888
but you can't talk to a /b/tard in person, in the realm of the internet we are all gender less race less ageless trolls, lying for dumb b8 as we see fit
>and i'm looking for a wet hole, only the females come with self lubricating features

>>681563954
Nice tits.

Question: My wife is very hesitant when it comes to her exploring her sexually self. I rarely get BJs and she doesn't even touch herself. How do I get a legit "classy" lady to start to be more kink?

>>681576131
>>681576484
I've fucked two girls I first talked to on /b/.

not virgins at that point but nice girls.

>>681563954
you're underage faggot

>>681574599
uh that answer verys from person to person but i am unsure myself. mostly leaning to a "no" tho. >>681575099
idk what u mean by "flow go" but yes i have sneezed.
>>681575783
what kind of pictures do you mean by private and post to what exacly?
>>681575888
1. you're a genius. 2. TRIIIIIIIIPS!!!!

>>681574555
Isotopes. Basic useless high school science knowledge

>>681576332
>how does one cum more? i seriously want to know....
...more masturbation

>>681576543
>How do I get a legit "classy" lady to start to be more kink?
you'd probably want to ask a classy lady rather than OP.

>>681576332
how'd you find your bf? or did he find you, also a little advice, masturbate more, how can you expect him to make you cum if your not even good at it, don't be afraid to direct him either, if he's uncomfortable being directed by a girl he's prolly got some sort of anxiety about his ability in bed

>>681575099
Kek, would happen to my ex. 10/10 disgusting

This thread went to shit a long time ago. This bitch ain't showing any tits

>>681576332
>to destroy the planet earth with their waste and pollutions
This is kind of unfair...we are just lonely organic robots without a master, so we act like kids and destroy everything because its fun and the world is boring.

>>681577027
Noted but wouldn't hurt to hear her out as well.

>>681576332
Incorrect.

You have given two incorrect answers.

Game Over.

Score: 1

>>681576662
story, iv'only ever seen the beginning of on /b/ hook up
>and of course never found out how it ended

>>681576543
ohohohoho you've got a hard case on your hands my friend! im sorry, a unexperienced younging like me so is also hesitant about exploring sexuality cant really help you with that. i only started doing it to please my bf but without him i would never do anything of the sort. go ask more mature people.

ok everybody. i think my time to depart is coming soon... i will post my tits for you all. not my vagina tho cause im sort of on my period right now... so all you need to do for me to post more pictures is to get dubs and trips.