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heres your bump

How many years til I die? am I dieing or is it all in my head?

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>>681553591
Thank you! Here's a bucket in return. May it serve you as well as it has this shrine all these years.

Will I fuck an Asian or black girl in the future?

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>>681553750
I don't usually do this, but... just this once.

>takes out a phone
>browses for a few minutes

Hmm.. according to this, you have 3454 Days, 7 hours, 30 minutes, and 5 seconds left to live.

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>>681553967
I mean, if you try, you can make the odds of that 100%, you know? Do you really need a fortune for that?

What will happen to me tomorrow?

>>681554199
Really? not even ten years? any idea how?

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>>681554494
If I had your name, I might be able to make sense of it. There's a lot of power in a name.

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>>681554448
What do you want to happen to you tomorrow?

>>681554704
Initials are ADD

>>681554780
My life to get much better~

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>>681554833
>Lucky keywords: "Red", "59".

Red... that can only mean it'll be violent. Does the number 59 have any significance to you?

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>>681553591
I really really wonder how protective that gear actually is in case of crash...

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>>681555137
>clap clap

That's for getting me to read the whole thing.

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>>681555209
Well then you've gotta make it happen, Anonymous. What's wrong with your life now?

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>>681556608
Look at all those leaves...

BELL!

>>681555666
Well. people referred to me as Satan as a teen. last name Damon. devils trips confirm. red. 59... No significance I can think of.

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>>681557510
Well, you still have 10 years and some change to figure it out. It'll make sense to you when the time comes.

Sorry I can't be more specific than that, but my fortune telling is usually geared toward luck within the specific year. I tried something new for you this time but I'm not very happy with the amount of information I was able to give you.

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Bowled a 149 today. Feels good. Also got sleeping dogs.

>>681557847
Riddle me this. would lifestyle changes alter the timeline?

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>>681557982
Ooh! That's about the same as my best score ever if I had to guess. I've only been once in a great while, though.

Can I sleep forever?

>>681558139
.....Oh.... 59 is a prime number.... in 10 years I will be a prime number age....

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>>681558139
Certainly. The prediction is based on what will happen if you do nothing at all or live life by the default attitude that you have.

>>681558272
>The Situation ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "13".
Whatever it is, it's gonna be... extremely good. Blue is often associated with depth and stability. It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom, confidence, intelligence, faith, truth, and heaven. Blue is considered beneficial to the mind and body.

Make of that what you will.

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>>681558374
Sleep's over rated. Go out and ride instead!

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>>681558452
...well, that's as good an explanation for 59 as I can think of.

>>681558601
Trips of joy.

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>>681557053
I'm taking the day off!
Gotta polish my Phalanx statue!

>>681558274
It's my best score ever, so yey.

>>681558374
It's called dying. So yeah, you can.

>>681558605
But I like sleeping, and I feel like that I should just sleep forever and ever and ever

>>681558817
Dammit. trips have failed me. but you have not, op. cheers.

>>681558870
I don't that I've got my permit to die yet..

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>>681558601
So you know about different symbolism stuff huh? Well you are a shrine maiden after all. Don't mean to brag but I know a lot about symbolism also. Just glad to see somebody who is interested in that also.

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>>681556067
according to the comments on the vid its from the armor is made from Styrofoam so probably not protective at all

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>>681558998
I'm probably not as experienced with it as you. I started looking into it so that I could give people better interpretations for the colors and words that come up in their fortunes.

But it is interesting. Do you put any stock in numerology at all? That's an area I haven't touched.

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>>681559101
Shame, that'd be kick ass if it was from hard plastic like most actual riding armors are. Wear that thing all day every day!

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>sighs heavily and stands up with the help of a nearby broom

I gueeeesssss I can do it again for once...

What should I eat the next time I can afford a proper meal?

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>>681559616
yeah i'd get a suit of that and a bike just to go riding around in it oh and heres the vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_bHioelV6A

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>>681559416
Sorry I don't know much about numerology off the top of my head but I have a book that may explain a bit about that.

I got a book for symbolism. It has it for colors, animals, plants, religious symbols and so on and can tell the history of each.

I even got two old demonology books, one which tells you how to summon spirits but I never tried it myself. yet. So if you need to know anything right now let me know so I can look through it.

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>>681560464
Curry. Why can't you afford a proper meal though?

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>>681560464
Something with as many different nutrients as possible, I guess. I can recommend a cheap and healthy cooking blog for you if you'd like.

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>>681560464
Thick steak and baked potatoes

>>681560924
Curry does sound nice. I'll keep that in my mind.
I'm currently living only on benefits which aren't much, so the few last days of each month are rougher than the rest.

>>681560991
That could be helpful for the future!

>>681561115
I'll keep that one in my mind as well.

What's the name of the girl I will end up with? Also will I actually lose weight this time

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>>681560868
Oh wow, that sounds pretty handy. I should pick up some things like that at some point too. If anything stumps me, I'll be sure to ask, but you're also welcome to give your interpretations to any that I do too.

The important thing is that the interpretation is useful to the person asking for it, after all. For now, though. Can you tell me what it might mean if I read someone's luck and their lucky keyword is "Void"? I get that one a lot...

>>681561245
It's called Budget Bytes. It's ran by a girl named Beth who puts a lot of research into the actual cost of the ingredients per recipe she uses, so that you can make wholesome meals for $3 and less sometimes. And it's all using real food, no junk.

Her black bean quesadillas are out of this world.

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>>681561245
Curry is great, and a great way of making something good out of cheap cuts of meat. That said, I tend to end up spending quite a lot of money when making one. Blame my expensive taste and tendency to cook them from scratch.

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>>681560683
>2015 Ninja 650
Wheelies when?

>>681562022
Looks like a decent site to me - bookmarked
Thank you!

>>681562324
Last time I made curry I ate it for four days. Then I became worried that it would go bad.

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>>681562649
Cook lots and freeze some! It's what I do sometimes, and I've heard that it's actually meant to taste better after having been frozen for a while.

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>>681562353
idk but heres the same dude doing wheelies on a different bike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3pLuP4lqP8

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>>681562975
It was too tasty, I wanted to eat it all immediately.

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>>681562022
I don't have symbolism for just words but I will give my interpretation.

Void is usually nothing. Empty space. So void in your readings could be nothing of interest, nothing will happen, the person could be feeling "empty", do nothing. I really don't know the context to give a clear guess.

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>>681563301
You can reheat it the next day, it's just best to freeze it to make sure it doesn't go bad. Like put it in some kind of container in portions.

>>681563727
I'd better do that the next time I make curry.
Or awfully lot of food in general.

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>>681562649
No problem! It's helped me out a lot over the years; I'm usually on a budget too. So I hope it helps! A lot of her stuff can be easily made in big batches ahead of time and portion-frozen, too.

>>681563404
That's what I figured. Most of the lucky keywords are either colors, or words that have to do with aspects of life like "career," "friend," "social," "money."

When I get void, it's hard to know what to tell someone.

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>>681563119
Willies! I need to get an enduro and learn how to do them. Wonder how much it would take to make armor just like that out of actual material rather than styrofoam.

>>681564195
Sadly it's not 100% accurate for me, considering that I live in EU, but it's gonna be close enough.

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>>681564195
Given that it has to do with aspects of life I would have to guess nothing of interest will happen giving the current life path they are going down.

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>>681564157
It's what I always used to do when I was just cooking for myself, it helps things last.

>>681564259
Something something teach you how to do willies something something...

>>681564686
I'll keep that in my mind.

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>>681564621
That's as good an explanation as I've ever heard. I'll probably lean toward that interpretation from now on. Thank you!

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>>681564259
no clue but it'd probably be cheaper than getting one commissioned

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>>681564686
I know the physics and such behind them, but I'm not risking my street bike to learn.
>>681565434
Oh by far.

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>>681566067
It was a joke based on another definition of willies. I'm upset that my attempt to go for such a shitty joke missed completely.

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>>681565292
No problem. Also I been here long enough but never asked for a reading myself. I usually do tarot cards if I want to find out but I want one done by you. Name is Kye. That is not a typo.

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>radiates l-love

when will I stop being depressed and overrun with anxiety?

>>681566672
>Kye has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "37".
That's an interesting name, then! Is there a story behind it?

Anyway, cyan and turquoise seem to be interchangeable as far as I can tell. If that's wrong, please correct it! Turquoise is the color of communication, self awareness and initiative. Turquoise has more to do with feeling and creative expression than with rational thought. Bright blues like cyan and turquoise make us want to get outside in the fresh air-- just think of the waters in the Caribbean.

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>>681566272
W-W-WILLIES JEEP

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>>681566272
I'm dense, don't judge me!

>>681553427
I'm planning on starting a band once our drummer is free. Do you think we have a chance to succeed?

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>>681567616
Sadly, this isn't something a fortune is best suited for...

If it's very severe, it's possible that you'll need professional help overcoming it. Minor depression and anxiety can be remedied along, but it's hard to do so on your own if you don't know the thought patterns that are making those things happen to begin with.

Can I have a fortune telling for the next month?

Can I get a fortune reading 2huanon

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>>681567834
I'm judging myself too, for going for the low hanging fruit.

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>>681567960
What's the name of your band? I can't say if you'll succeed in the long run since that could happen anytime. It's a matter of how willing you are to work to keep it going even if it means doing so at a loss.

But I can at least tell you how things will go this year.

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>>681568294
I'll have you guys right up, I just need you to either provide or make up a name to associate with your fortune.

is my husband cheating on me?

>inb4 tits or GTFO

>>681568730
My name is Jouni.

>>681568792

See >>681568730

>>681568533
The name we're going for is Not Safe For Jesus. I'm heavily influenced by fuck off metal like Dinninger Escape Plan (and the lead guitarist), our other guitarist is heavily influenced by grunge, especially Nirvana, and our drummer is in to math rock like The Fall of Troy. So lots of sarcasm and rhythmatic riffs.

Should I leave my girlfriend of 11 months for another girl?
Current gf wants to save everything for marriage and is always in a bad mood.
Other girl carries a good attitude everywhere, but i haven't seen her sad/mad/anything yet. She could be totally insane and I might not know it.
wat do.

>>681568930
Elizabeth

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>>681567639
My father heard that name from a grocery clerk I believe and liked it. Funny you mention water as I was told my name means water.

Anyway thanks for the reading.

>>681568934
>Dinniger

Fuck my sausage fingers. DILLINGER Escape Plan.

>>681568730
Initials are fm

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>>681568917
>Jouni has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "13".
Violet is associated with the imagination, intuition, spirtuality. It seems like you'll need wisdom to get through the days ahead. If you're not very wise, yourself, you should seek out people with more life experience to rely on.

>>681568934
>Not Safe For Jesus has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "35".
Well, you're off to a good start! Black obscures me from any real details... it's pretty much the color of mystery, the unknown. But at least you know the unknown isn't something to fear this year!

Also, I can't really imagine how that's gonna sound. Come back by when you have some stuff recorded and let us hear it!

>>681570084
My goal is to have a bandcamp account set up with three songs by the end of the year. Here's hopin!

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>>681570084
>very bad luck
Ouch. That sounds wonderful.
I do need more imagination and such though. I've been stuck when it comes to drawing and everything.

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>>681569132
Well, it doesn't really sound like your current relationship is a very happy one. Can you really see yourself marrying her? If not, go ahead and cut your losses now.

Whether or not New Girl works out, you'll probably pat yourself on the back later on.

>>681569230
>Elizabeth has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "78".
Hmmm.. well, you wouldn't consider him cheating to be "normal" luck for you, would you? See here >>681570084 for my explanation of violet, but to answer your question directly, I think not.

>>681569323
Ahh, I see. No problem!

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>>681570314
Looking forward to it! Hiroyuki-sama willing, I'll still be doing this by then.

>>681570789
Ahh, you're an artist, then? Me too! What kinds of things used to inspire you?

>>681569581
If initials arent enough, I suppose you can use rafael

>>681571084
Eh, I wouldn't call myself an artist, but I guess it's not too far away.
Nature and more or less bizarre things inspired me, but now I'm just stuck. No idea what to do.

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I would love to stay longer but I got to go. Also the winds of change is coming so I'm not sure if I would be a regular here anymore but I will probably make some threads.

Anyway you all have a nice week.

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>>681571115
Sorry, sorry.

>Rafael ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "30".
...you in a relationship?

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>>681571412
Aww. Well, we'll miss you if you're not around, but I wish you the best of luck with all your pursuits!

Goodnight!

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>>681571436
>bad luck
That explains a lot, not in a relationship but I kind of feel like getting into one before I hit 30. Guess I wont have luck with that this year though. Anything else you can tell me?

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>>681571775
Paradoxically, while love is the area you're having trouble with, it's also the lucky keyword that's the key to remedying your abysmal luck.

You need a LOT of love in your life. A lot. And as Prince once said, when you need something to change in your life, you gotta start with the man you're looking at in the mirror, or something like that.

Note that love doesn't only mean romantic love. You need to fill your life up with self-love, brotherhood, familial bonds, and even just love for mankind. Seek out any way you can to do that. Do it till you burst! And you won't suffer the terrible fate of a wizard at age 30.

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I never asked how everyone was doing today!

How is everyone?

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>>681572330
Im not a virgin or anything though, but I understand what you're saying. Guess I'll work on myself then, I've been told that im too harsh/blunt and need to learn to hold back on a few things. And nah, I think its strictly in terms of being in love, its been a while since I've felt that way. Thanks bro

Fortune please, initials tsp

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>>681572387
Woke up kinda late, mowed the lawn. Thing works amazing since the tune up! Had to gas up the moped, god I was trying to pull the clutch and shift the whole time and it was jarring. Thing also feels like it's made of plastic.

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>>681572387
bit annoyed, back of my chair broke so i gotta use a shitty one until i can get a new one tomorrow

Will I be successful as a nurse in two years?

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>>681572915
>T.S.P. ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "65".

Here >>681558601 is my interpretation of Blue, for you.

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>>681553427
Well guys, it's over. I found out some information the night before last and ended it. She's alive, but if she's safe is another question. As it turns out, there were three other guys during our time together. One near the beginning, a former bf (not the same one), One of my old friends from highschool (the one who was filling me in during our fight, turns out he didn't know we were a thing, or even knew each other until after he had done it), and the current guy, who, I found out she is currently staying with, some druggie loser. I don't know why she isn't responding, but I do know this, she cut out both her best friend of 16 years and highschoolbro along with me and a bunch of others, and the room mate of the guy she's with is her best friends abusive ex.

I found out and ended it, Told her I'd be there if she really needed me, but other than that we're through as a relationship, and through as friends. I'm really worried guys, I fear she's headed down a dark path, one that could leave her a single mom, drug addict, prostitute or dead, or perhaps a combination. I've decided to try and find someone new, but I hope its sooner rather than later

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>>681573939
>Nurse ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "37".
Your fortune yells yes through a very loud amplifier.

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>>681574423
Take some time to recover and reflect on your actions in this scenario. In the end, it was her actions and not yours that ended up being the really unfortunate ones, but there's nothing else you can do for her now.

You made the offer, and since you're probably understandably upset with her, that was an honorable thing for you to do.