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Pweepawuh to die foolish peepul

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>>681551457
Agent rodolfo

Bio: after years of being a mini tard he got let and chest implants as that was all he could afford and now is an MI5 agent for the queen of Austria.

He enjoys anime and eastern European rap music

>>681551960
Damn! Rodolfo brutally killed Max with his own tard strength and he is now jerking of to a picture of Hatsune miku. Looks like we'll get security to escort him to the contenders room

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>>681552395

> Statement from rodolfo

"I had my cup of Earl Grey before starting because it gives me a spotty chest and a slippery exterior if I throw it on me while hot.

I am happy to participate as long as I can finish by 7:30 for my meeting with the clergy about the dozens of people I killed at my mother's barbecue when they said her coleslaw tasted like she burst her pustules into it"

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Mervin "Fangs" McGee

Raised by wolves can bite through 3/4in steel cable. Will violently attack anyone who whistles. Can only communicate by grunt screaming.

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Name: Job Bilkers

Bio: suffers from extreme retardation. Eats dirt and masturbates in public

>>681553183
damn! close fight

>>681553183
Damn! That was a close match but Job ended up being the victor. He was just inches away from getting his jugular bitten off by Marvin. Jobs will now be put in the contender room to fight the next few winners.

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> goes by the name Ivana
> spending most of her life in hot water has destroyed her pain receptors
> can take a harder punch than your average living potato
> packs a cheap penknife and throws disposable lighters

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Travis

Likes:
- beer, it's good for you
- his Elvis memorabilia collection
- slam poetry

>>681553794
Travis the moonstar cannot be defeated.

>>681553794
Damn! That was almost too painful too watch, Travis in a drunken stupor just picks up poor little Ivana by her vegetable feet and smashes her to a pulp while yelling retarded obsceneties. Congratulations Travis you will move on with the other contenders.

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We Wuz
-Can steal bikes at daylight
-likes KFC and watermelons
-easly distracted by KFC and watermelon

>>681554296
>>681553794
nig reigns supreme

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Scotty "whut powuh" Davison
The seed of his mother and her first cousin he was raised by his grandma for two years until she died and he went out to find his way in the world.
After seventeen years of hanging out with white power gangs he has achieved ultimate hate for the nigger breed. His greatest power is his ability to scream racial slurs in public.

>>681554296
Good ol' white days are over

>>681553180

10/10

>>681554507
No We Wuz is still waiting for his next challenge. Travis, Job and Rodolfo are qualified for the champion ships. Think of this as the entry rounds

>>681554296
Im fucking crying

>>681554296
Damn! We Wuz looks like he didnt even break a sweat with Scotty. Scotty may have tried enraging the retarded nigger with racist obscenities to get him to attack and miss but unfortunately the niggers punch connects and puts scotty into a fatal seizure. Congrats We Wuz you qualify for the championships.

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>>681551457
Op:
The strongest retard in all of known universe. It's said that he once beat 4 tardy wranglers to death with his hello kitty safety helmet.

>>681555219
weak m8

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by day he is Clarp Tent
By other day he is Super Tard

>>681555219
Damn! Looks like Op barely won that matchup. if it wasnt for Clarps tents insane retardation mannerisms he wouldnt have missed that rock crushing punch and would have been able to avoid OP's Death bear hug. Congrats OP you are moving on to championships

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>>681554296
gold

The Padodo Dragon
-likes bugs
-claims he isn't retarded

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Greg Menglebag

Bio - A quiet tard specialist, he can hide anywhere, works for S.A.C. Short for Special Athiest Corporation

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Karko tho Endless.

Once a normal fetus, after a horrible experiment gone wrong in the jungles of the Congo he became something more, or less human. Spends his time wondering the streets looking for his creator.

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Team jackpot

Always wins the medals. Leader wears ceremonial faux leopard velvet blanket.

>>681556175
Damn! looks like Greg used his olastic bag mask and suffocated the shit outta Gold asian boy. Congratulations Greg you are moving to championships

>>681556588
Well shit! Team Ceremonial just gangbeat the shit outta Karko, The leader of the team jackpot was smart enough to decieve Karko into thinking he was his long lost creator only to have his friends beat Karko to death with bath towels and flipflops. Congrats Team Jackpot you are moving on to champion ships!

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Name: Maxwell stroker biggins

Bio:grew up in small town in Canada loves masterbating into his own shoes and wearing them around the house, starts every conversation with "what did u have for breakfest" and enjoys gently slapping his balls sack while painting pictures of dogs. is related to travis >>681553794

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John "meatface" Wilson

Bio: self-proclaimed best hax0r on the deep web, he spends his days in his mom's basem- underground fortress "hacking" into shit errywer
His ultimate combo move is threatening to hack the enemy but never following through because they're "not worth his time"

>>681557417
HAXED TO DETHE! 2COOL4SKOOL! MLG! MLG! MLG! MLG!

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Bio: Chris "Hercules" Spencer has severe brain damage from not utilizing headgear in highschool wrestling practice. Strengths: Can take really hard hits to the face.

>>681557438
Damn! That fight was fairly fast, John uses his extreme haxor skills to fuck up with Maxwells brainwaves and causing him to go full potato vegetable mode and now he just lays there salivating on the floor and shitting himself continously. Congrats John the Haxor you are moving on to championships... but be weary Travis is now fueled with anger so be prepared.

>>681553180
Pirana Pete

>>681558120
DUHBUHL KEEEL
WOOOOOT
I REXED YO BOOTAYS! I IS SO BIG! I AM HAXOWE! FEAR ME, MAINSTREAMERS!
LEL

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Radical Larry
i don't think there is need for presentations

>>681558516
Woah there little fella, you have yet to prove yourself. Your challenger has yet to arrive

>>681558691
I FOUGHT THEM BOTH... AND I FOUGHT THE MONSTER WITHIN ME! YOU JUST LIKE MAINSTREAM SHIT, I LIKE THE GOOD THINGS! I AM THE MEMER PRO! I AM STRONGER... THAN.. (YELLS LOUDLY WITH MULTIPLE VOICE CRACKS) YOOUUUUUOUUUUUUUU!

>>681558687
Damn! That fight was something I did not expect! At first Chris is roughening up Larry with his brute retard strength and it looked like Chris had the upper hand for a second but then Radical larry sticks his fingers up his ass and takes out a glowing green ooze which he wipes on Chris causing him to slowly die from radiation poisoning. Congrats Larry you are also moving on to championships!

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Buff Biff the Savage Racist enters the arena

Can only say two words: No, and Nigger
He likes to watch Holocaust Documentaries and trains day and night to beat up dirty Jews

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Flying Suzie

She can launch herself at her enemy's exceeding 400 mps. When she isn't fighting criminals against the tard race she enjoys making cookies out of her own feces.

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Jimmy "lampboy" rustle

Bio: Perpetually sexually aroused. Can only be turned off when he sees a lamp.

>>681559986
Damn! That was quite the showdown. Buff Biff didnt stand a chance against Suzie as she flew circles around him while shitting feces shaped cookies which bombarded poor Biff. Biff may have died in a burial of feces but he can now be buried like a jew in the holocaust camps. Congratulations Suzie you are moving on to champion ships!

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Anthony DroppedAsBaby

Bio. Specializes in failing to be an OF nigguh, but has the lack of Vocabulary skills to be one. Pretends to be a Special Ops Operative, and likes to carry knives he will never use

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The Shrieker
>Must be contained in a sound proof lock box at all times, as his retard wailing can dismember and crush limbs.

>Shits himself continuously when in an enraged state.

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Ming-A-Ling DingDong

Bio: Can't do math like most Asians, but she can run fast.. probably.

>>681561422
Damn! Anthony sure fucked up jimmy! While Jimmys pure lust for horniness distracted him from seeing anthonys knives hidden in his pocket, he runs towards him with a sharpened pebble only to have himself stabbed in the gut by Anthony. Congrats Anthony you are going to championhips.

Alright guys the last fight is on the way! after the winner qualifies the champion ships will be under way!

>>681561931
>>681562187

DingDong takes the win, what a champ!

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>>681562187
Now there's something you dont see every day
Asians usually abort defects like that before they are born

>>681562187
Damn! Ding dong just trampled the shrieker.... well tbh that was the fastest match i've seen all day. Congrats DingDong you are now qualified for champion ships.

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Larry:

Enjoys dryhumping his "handy glasses" and using his semen as hair gel.

Best tard screech in northern Rhode Island.

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Stacy "Thick Thighs and Cross Eyes" Masterson.

Lures unsuspecting horn dogs into her retard vagina only to drain them of their semen.
The more semen she drains, the more powerful she becomes.
After mating her victims live with the public shame and financial burden of raising tard children.
Enjoys cucking.

>>681562771
Larry fucks up Stacy Masterson, oh my god!

Well that is all folks all other entries will be asked kindly to try again in the 23rd retard gladiator games

>>681563399
We done with the illegal fights ?

Motherfuckers should stop trying to type for Op and let him do his thing, you parasite cunts.

>>681563331
Maybe in the 23rd Retard Gladiator Games

>>681563541
Ming-A-Ling's manager here, are we going to have a championship?

>>681563541
We Wuz's gang leader here the champ needs a free kfc meal !

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Bring it!

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Jenna "Gulpy" Lancer

Bio: Jenna seems to harbor some kind of dimension altering quantum field in her stomach. She swallows anything whole that she gets into her mouth. Once her unsteady gaze is settled, it is too late for the dinner.

Okay will the Winners please kindly show up with your retards.

Agent Rodolfo

Job Bilkers

Travis

OP

Greg

John Meatface

Radical Larry

Suzie

Anthony

DingDong

Also before you post your retards you may equip them with any melee weapons. Firearms and explosives are not allowed.

>>681563679
Larry's Stepmom here, we NEED a championship to decide this.

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Name: Autismo, the King of Autists
Special ability: Unlimited 'Tism Works
Bio: He rules the games world and pretty much every single imageboard. He's also a pro dubsman so check 'em.

>>681563977
DingDong's manager here,
I'll equip my retard with a hammer.

>>681564457
Dont forget a picture of your retard. It makes it easier to identify

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name: tard fieri
special ability: can weld any nearby metallic objects into the shape of a frying pan and bash opponent over the head with it. if left to own resources, will an hero with a frying pan.,

>>681564639
sorry fellow retard trainer

>>681554296
God damn funny shit

>>681564290
Damn! You look promising maybe you may destroy the competition in the next retard games! Goodluck

>>681563977
WTH where is We Wuz ?

"Angry Apple" Melvin

Bio: long distance running; has trouble with shoelaces; will stop running to pet dogs.

>>681564675
Damn! You look promising maybe you may destroy the competition in the next retard games! Goodluck

Leonard "Meep" Wiggins

>eats pencils
>can breathe underwater

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Jeff Daniels
Has 2 pubes
Yellow

>>681563977
wheres Larry?

>>681564966
Oh shit gotta fix that

>>681563977
MEATFACE THE HAXER HEAR
I GET A PURPLE RUBBERY DILDO
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD I'LL DO WITH MY STARTEGIE! (Can't post same pic)

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Autismus Safespace, Emperor of the Autists
Bio: The best at call of duty and will stop at nothing to receive the worlds most flavorful tendies.

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Anthony's Manager here, I equipped my retard with a 3 inch Vibrating dildo Duct Taped To a Metal pole update i recharged my retard with a Vape he's ready to go

Okay will the Winners please kindly show up with your retards.

Agent Rodolfo

Job Bilkers

Travis

We Wuz

OP

Greg

John Meatface

Radical Larry

Suzie

Anthony

DingDong

Also before you post your retards you may equip them with any melee weapons. Firearms and explosives are not allowed.

It may seem that some of the owners have abandoned their retards... If your retard isnt claimed we will carry on without them into the champion ship. oh and post a pic of them so we know its you.

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Rufus Flapps

Hits head instead of drum only 40% of the time
Take shits in the shape of turtles
IQ proven to be equal to that of a toadstool

>>681565631
wheres larry from the end.

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Name: Aster the Aborted

After being removed from his biological mother and placed into a trash compactor, it quickly became apparent that this piece of medical waste had some astounding abilities. Being endowed with severe microscopically and psychic/telekinetic powers, Aster can manipulate the I.Q.s of those around him. The first recorded instance of this was him giving everyone in the hospital he was extracted in severe and permanent autism.

His powers include but are not limited to:

>giving people autism
>duplicating any chromosome in any person any person an arbitrary number of times
>shitting himself repeatedly

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name: Sandy McSpillnigger
bio: This bitch is just so fucking good at spilling shit.
abilities: Can throw boiling water, acid, and shit out of her tray.

>>681565631
yo, my retard didt even fight.>>681557417

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>>681565631
Mine is ready to go in. Her weapon is a carrot laced with poison. I know made MS paint skills I got.

>>681565789
Larry didnt make it. The entry rounds finished, he may qualify for the next retard gladiator games

>>681565955
I win faggot

>>681565631
Thats better thanks op , gang wont mug you for this

>>681566057
Anthony's armed with his vibrating disco pole and ready to go

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His name is hork

>>681565990
your retard died to john meatface

>>681566230
fuck.