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What is the stupidest name you've ever heard? For me it's
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What is the stupidest name you've ever heard? For me it's Maisie.
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Whatever your name is
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>>681549576
/thread
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>>681549085
moot
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>>681549085
most of the faggy names parents name their sons these days
>Noah
>Liam
>Colton
>Aiden
>Logan
>Connor

many more
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>>681549085

One I've heard of but never met them was Rose Apple, the most stupid I've ever come across face to face was some kids with hipster parents that named their son Ashley and their daughter Steven.
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>>681549085
>What is the stupidest name you've ever heard?
Bob Hope
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>Colton
Holy fuck that's awful...
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>>681549085
Muhammed
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>>681549085
Op really hates GOT chick.
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>>681549085
>Tanner
I fucking despise that name.
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>>681549085
La-quisha
La-Schonne

other nigger names in general.
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dongus
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anything with a double letter

Aaron for example. Fuck you Aaron.
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>>681550133
>>681550200
>>681550455
checked
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When I was a pizza delivery driver I worked with a black girl named Hurricane. Also went to highschool with two black girls named America and Malaysia. There was also a Hispanic girl who spoke no English named Yosmelly. As far as shitty names: Peyton, Clayton, Hunter, Ellie, Beth.
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>>681550455
How do you feel about Aron?
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guys names

Todd
Blake
Blair
Brentt
Blain
Taylor
Tyler
Jordan
Flinn
Tucker
Cody
Dylan
Cameron

Fuck everyone with these names
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>>681550622
Aron is perfectly fine
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Delbert
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>>681550617
>Peyton
>Brayden
added to the list of names so shitty I immediately hate anyone who has them
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>>681550796
that's not a real name...is it?
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Bartholemew
Dick
Mathias
Jeremiah
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Benedict
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Joshua, It sounds like a Bangladashi drug dealer
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Honestly if you have a name you should kill yourself
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>>681549085
Jesus, I mean what fucking nigger lover would name their kid that. Fucking hebrew jews
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>>681550995
this. and fuck robert downey jr He's a cunt.
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Contemporary white teenage girl names.
>Kayla
>Kyla
>caitelynne
>twyla
>miley
>taelynn
Anything that has that I and L coupling. It infuriates me and I don't know why.
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I once met a dwarf girl whose parents were foreign and had never heard the word "midget." They named her Bridget.
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>>681551182
everyone with a name on that list should be locked into portable toilets and set on fire.
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Any and all possible combinations of this.
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>>681549085
Why has this been shitting up my catalog for 3 days now?!
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>>681551333
roll
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>>681551333
Nice trips.
Rolling.
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>>681551333
K3k
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>>681550071
Did someone insult you/your son's name?
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>>681549933
>>681550133
>>681550200
>>681550455
>>681550622
>>681551088
>>681551333
>>681551622

is this is get thread now?
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Mason
Connor
Bryceton
Madison
Brayden
Kayden
Aiden
Kairi
Kalene
Sophie
Any nigger name
Blake
Alexis
Alexia
Alex
Alec
Sebastian

I fucking hate everyone
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>>681551686
>Implying he has a son
>Implying anyone has even had sex with him willingly
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>>681549085
Long time since I've seen anyone post Sammy.
I duno stupid names. Just bumping your thread for posting Sammy.
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Fuck hayden jaden cayden anything that ends with a den. And skyler? What the fuck man....
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Prince
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Keith is a stupid fucking name.
Fuck Keith.
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>>681551698
Fuck. It looks like I inadvertently turned it into one. I wasn't even trying for trips.
Git yo nigga name befo dey all gone.
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>>681549085

I'll give anyone 1 million Ebucks if they can guess how you pronounce this name.

La-uh
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>>681551871
I'm pissed now
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>'I was bullied at these people are on my to-kill list' the thread.
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>>681552189
Ladasha
This is old, faggot.
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>>681552321

cuz the dash don't be silent!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
faggot
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There's a retarded black girl in my class named jamasea
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>>681552189
Like laura, silent r
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>>681552423
Autism
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Yet to see my name posted on this thread. Feels good
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Family friend had a son recently, named him cooper

Like wtf, Cooper sounds like a nickname you'd give to a kid, like Robbie, or something, not a name an actual like grown ass professional man would have

Setting up your son for failure right out the cunt.
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>>681552656

stop talking about my name like that
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>>681552656
Rape young Cooper.
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>>681552441
There's a retarded black girl named Jamasea in everyone's class anon.
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>>681552656
Cooper doesn't even sound like a kid name. It's more like a dog name.
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>>681552448

Nigga! Its "La DASH uh" cuz the dash don't be silent
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Gonzalo
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>>681552855

I bet you're like a mechanic or a tow truck driver or some other greasy job aren't you?
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Connor. Literally every person I know named Connor is autistic.
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One of my family members had a son. first name Bruce middle name Wayne not joking they still don't understand why everyone thinks it's so funny. I wish there was some sort of proof I could show you.
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>>681549085
Chad is the stupidest name I've ever heard.
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Chas Cooper.
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4chan
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>>681553066

I operate a truck stop gloryhole and sell weed on the side.
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>>681553547

Typical
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Malte
Sören
Sönke
Jonas-Pasqual
Korbinian
Tobias-Justus
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James
Christopher
Kevin
Levi
Byron
John
Thomas
Doug
Phillip
Jeffery
William
Steven
Ralph
Peter
Arthur
Quincy
Robert
All can suck a fuck
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>>681553886
sören
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Muhammad. Pretty much ever other sand nigger name can go into that pot too.
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>>681552146
I'm not that bad anon, what's yours
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>>681554419
Dies
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>>681551333
Rawl
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Tolentino.
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>>681554282
Scott
Nicholas
David
Marshall
Tracey
Donald
Walker
Francis
Richard
Pablo
Carter
Beauregard
George
Patrick
Fredrick
Ringo
Penis
Walter
Theodore
Gregory
Andre
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>>681551333
reoll
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>>681551333
Roll for your trips.
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Jews
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>>681549085
Jude
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Beyonce
Rihanna
Mark
Mike
Jim
Jimmy
James
Jews did 9/11
Rachelle
Chantele
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Hazel
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>>681551333
Trips
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Shit
Piss
Cunt
Twat
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits
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>>681555589
Negro
Black
African American
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>>681555589
You were so close...

>>681555555
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Rider
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Ralph. It sounds like someone throwing up.
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Reed.... my name
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>>681550971
>Dick

Seriously, who in the fuck would name their kid "Dick"
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oedipus rex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96umP9MVz5I

pic related
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>>681550455
Literally every fucker I met named Aaron was a complete ballsack. One I used to work with, niggerest whiteboi you've ever seen. He would literally go so far as to get a pigment darkening procedure if he could. Got fired for drinking on the job too.
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>>681550726
Stealing jokes from George Carlin now?
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>>681556637
lmao haahahah
this should be a meme
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>>681549915
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My name is Hunter
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Elliot

I honestly dislike my name, its a name that no one can take seriously
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>>681556484
It comes from Richard, dumbfuck.
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>>681557389
hello rodger
you gonna kill some more people?
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>>681557518
my point exactly
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>>681557389
a supreme gentleman name
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>>681557634
anyway you should either change your last name to rodger or change elliot into anything else
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Bart.
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Wow, I'm thankful that I got a really great name (Nathan). Everyone here seems to be self hating faggots.
BTW Fredrick has to be the worst name ever.
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Nathan.
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My name is julianna. Roast my name?
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>>681558784
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My name is Jason.
thats fine
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Vincent Andrew and Nathan are all faglord names what a bunch of poosy bois
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>>681558088
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>>681559112
so close to trips
so close
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feminism
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>>681549085
every nigger name
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>>681551333
roll
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>this thread
>not exclusively naming nigger names
>thefuck.jpg

But if I had to name a white name, it would be nathan, aka Nathaniel. People with this name are almost exclusively weeaboo basement dwelling faggots.
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Im a guy and my nickname is sherri which is pretty gay
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>>681559335
here you go faggot
>>681555247
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>>681551333
Roll for Nelquokwon Washington
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>>681559365
Whats your actual name? Stacy? I hate people who name their sons stacy.
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>>681551333
you guys are so inmature
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>>681551333
>>681549933
how
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>>681559365
Know a girl named Kimothy
Like Timothy
But Kim. Chin up.
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>>681551333
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black people have some stupid names.
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>>681550114
This guy gets it
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>>681549085
What's your name
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>>681552189
n e w f a g
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>>681549933
fuck you. my nephew is named Aiden.
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You don't salute with you left hand, retard!
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>>681554472
Keith detected
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How's Elijah? I'm not jewish or a nigger...

Is it autistic?
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Beth and Bertha.
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>>681552146
Keith is the name of my gay grandfather who while closeted became the step dad of my dad and abused him and his mom verbally and phisically and then pretended it never happened.

Fuck anyone named keith.
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>>681549933
Kek my friends son is named Connor.
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>>681551333
make me a nigger daddy
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>>681550455

The fuck I do to you?
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>>681551333
roll
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Phaydra. The fuck kind of name is that?
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>>681551333
Rollin
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>>681551333
Rolling
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>>681559555
Fuck you perikwon Washington
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Gertrude.
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>>681549085
Kiefer. Just moving my mouth to pronounce it pains me.
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>>681551333
Roll
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Carl.
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>>681551333
Roll
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>>681549085

Barack
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>>681551333
Sure
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Vagina (pronounced vajeena)
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Pipiska.
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Barbara.
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Danielle
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>>681551333
rollando
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I'm not American so I won't mention any I know cause it means nothing to people here. My sister's kid is named after a river though and is the only one with that name in the world probably.

However, for English names: of course niggers are ridiculous, but I can't stand first names that sound like last names. Like wtf kind of name is 'Channing'?
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>>681558458
You call that great? It's awful.
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>>681551333
roll
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>>681551333
ROLL ROLL MOTHERFUCKER
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>khaleesi

i was at story time with my 15 month old son last week and there as a 2 year old girl fucking named that. it was all i could do to limit myself to an eyeroll when i read her nametag.

>inb4 le ebin wife's son maymay
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>>681551871
nigger names.
yeah they're fucking bad.
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>>681552189
hello new friend
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