I'm not american.

>>681548080
this

>>681548080
/thread

Video explains why

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROv0h-JjEg

I don't care for politics, but I feel like our candidates are embarrassments this round.

>>681547988
I am anon, next Tuesday in fact

>>681547988
Because I don't need to, he's gonna win. Also, I'm a felon

>>681547988
i dot like his fake hair

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How can I masturbate if I'm out voting?
Use your fucking head, OP.

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>>681548513
Because you dont give a fuck

Thats why
>>681548590

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GftcVbxNyao

>>681547988
He's insecure about his small hands. I'll be damned if I vote for an insecure president.

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>>681547988
Because I'm Canadian. If I were American, I'd totally vote for him. FUCK BERNIE SANDERS! FUCK COMMUNISM!

>>681547988

I like how america is not taking the election seriously at all. I mean, Donald Trump could be their next president. What the fuck are you doing america?

>>681548376
If you're not on parole anymore you can vote

>>681548737
More secure than all the others

Of course I'm voting for him

>>681547988
Because the last time America was great a Clinton was in the White House.

Dont worry OP a good majority of this board is voting for daddy

>>681549106
Yea and China got all our advanced top secret missile technology in exchange for money

>>681548776
>76
>patriotic as fuck

What are we doing? Not taking the election seriously. I'm glad I'm going to college in the fall because I'll only have 5 years left here until I depart for the sweet freedom that is anywhere else in the West.

>>681548740
i think bernie is actually the worst canadite ever what even are trumps economic standpoints

As a minority, i'm not sure if i should or not.

>>681548080
This
Just thought I'd jump in and have my say about something that's really none of my fucking business

>>681549343
Who cares? You honestly think a nation would sell their best plans?

>Make secret missile tech
>Make better secret missile tech
>Sell old tech
>????
>Profit!

>>681549568
What kind of minority are you faggot? At least vote for Trump, if you do that you'll feel better

Cause it's April you dimwit.

>>681549769
I'm black

>>681547988

Stupid question, why are you voting *for* Stump?

>>681549944
What a waste of dubble dubs.

>>681548740
Is this bait?

>>681549698
Alot of people want the Clintons either thrown in prison or fed to starving North Korean dogs. Personally I'm partial to the dogs because North Korea has nukes now because of the fucking clintons

Hillary is an absolute ghoul. She's basically the incarnation of satan himself

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>>681550399
Socialism has failed, it will always fail. Get over it.

>>681550559
And trump is a comedian, an entertainer. Putting him forth as the penultimate American will make america even more of an international joke, not great.

>>681548376
What did you do, Anon?

>>681550748
Communist Bernie or gangster Hillary (Boss Tweed back from the dead), pick one

I'll vote for Trump

>>681550858
Why don't you flip a coin, take a risk and see what happens?

>>681550858
>Democracy in action
>First president not raised and inducted in a political family, the first one we know all about his life and background
>Self-funded
>Not beholden to anyone
>Talks straight without the bullshit political speak
>Obama uses enchanced interrogation techniques.... okay, I'm okay with that it's justified sometimes
>Trump uses waterboarding and more... Jesus christ what a sick fuck he wants to waterboard all muslims and mexicans.

>>681551188
Literally how I got the AIDS.

>>681551346
Yes, he's entertaining and likeable. Because he's an entertainer. You don't hire the mentally challenged janitor of McDonalds to perform open heart surgery.

>>681551346
Its high time we got back into waterboarding, my liberal faggot friend. We are America, not Eurofucked

>>681548080
This.

>>681550748
Yeah, sure...
But what does that have to do with communism?

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Proof that Trump knows how to please black cock and is the king of cucks.

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>>681547988
But OP, I already did.

>>681551607
No, you don't. Well spotted, I hope you do cast a vote. What you do is you vote with who you agree with, who you earnestly research and believe will do the best for yourself and your own people.

People like Trump, he does not fuck around, he has proven himself to be something of a business man, he runs a successful business and can raise the correct managers to run and maintain assets, much like a Command in Chief or Head of State.

His policies of the military, the economy and unabashed self-interest are appealing to the tax payers who have been milked dry for several decades.

That is appealing to us that have worked most of life, we do not want the students to fuck around through college, to make poor choices and get away without fault, to have their mistakes wiped clean, ours were not and it made the country stronger for it. We worked to pay our debt off, we worked hard to provide for a family.

>>681551607

We elected Obama, ...Sooooo

>>681551752
Yes, we do. You misread my post, enhanced techniques are waterboarding, stress positions, sleep deprivation. All that changes is the name, presentation.

Essentially, all that chances is the pitch. The sale. The sell of the idea.

That is all that has ever mattered.

>>681552637
You are a mug.

>>681547988
Trump is a racist, his tax policy is bullshit and he calls poor people "losers."

>>681551607
The president is a figurehead.

The perfect role for an entertainer like Donald Trump or Ronald Reagan.

>>681552884
I am? Thankfully, I'm also a man so... fuck yeah. Bring on the Trump.

>>681552350
>Implying you avoid chocolate covered ice cream bars because you're afraid of the black cock.

>>681553166
Funny how the President is a "figurehead" until someone like Bush gets in there and fucks shit up to the tune of trillions

and then you faggots probably also think Obama spends too much, so no

The President has a shitload of power, and you know it.

>>681547988
I am voting for Trump, because he will be better for America than Shillary.

>>681553727
No one blames Bush for those decisions.
That was all Dick Cheney, Rumsfeld..etc

Bush's weakness was looking like a moron at foreign events. Figurehead.

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>>681547988
HIS NAME IS DRUMPF LOL DRUMPFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>681553873
This is the simplest and best answer I've ever heard from anywhere ever

>>681554036
I'm ordering a trump hat tomorrow to show my support for making america great again

What are you going to do about it?

Fuck Drumf! May he die.

>>681554033
yeah well actually we do blame Bush because he was the leader (or the "Decider" as he so derply put it) and what's worse is he went along with it.

>>681554033
>Figurehead
keep trying to redefine reality faggot

>>681553727
You have no fucking idea how government works.

Also, if you want to whine about "trillions," you have to start with Obama. He's blown more money than any other president ever. Ever.

Democrats used to complain that Bush's budgets had several hundred billions in deficit spending for several years. Obama's approach $1 trillion ANNUALLY.

>>681554036
>Make Obama Click-whistle-spear-rock-get-in-pot again!

>>681554217
You think Obama's a decider?
100% of his presidency was written and approved by the Democratic party and its major financial supporters.

For the first time ever 2 candidates, Trump and Sanders, are actually running unapproved by their party leadership. If Hillary wins the status quo of corrupt government wins.

I'm not even American but please, vote for this guy.
Maybe, maybe he'll wreck the US enough to make the world a better and peaceful place.
Please vote for him and make the world great again :-)

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>>681549944
If you were a true American, as a nigger you would kill yourself. Our society would be better off.

>>681548513
it's real

>>681554195
I took out a loan so I could continue donating to Bernie but since it looks like he's going to support Hillary now I'll just spend the rest on Drumpf hats. The only reason Trump is still winning is because the message hasn't spread far enough that his family name used to be Drumpf!!!

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>>681554275
Hi guys!

I totally orchestrated the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

It was all me! The decider one and only.

>>681548740
Doesn't matter.

Sander is dropping out.

tell-tale signs, link related: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/sanders-campaign-begins-laying-off-staff-222552

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>>681549944
Is that all you have?

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>>681554392
>Also, if you want to whine about "trillions," you have to start with Obama. He's blown more money than any other president ever. Ever.

Actually I'm well aware shit costs money.

Like cleaning up 8 years of failed Bush policy.

The point is Bush sent that shit into motion, and we're nearly 18 trillion in debt because of his so-called "fiscal responsibility."

And I'm guessing you're going to be a faggot about that too, that somehow Obama is shit-tons worse

>>681554897
You took out *cough* a loan..

...for Bernie Sanders?

Fucking hell

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>>681547988
If it's open to Independents, then I'll vote. This last Super Tuesday wasn't open to Independents so I couldn't vote but I didn't really need to since he swept the state I live in.

>>681554600
>You think Obama's a decider?
No I don't think Obama is an arrogant petulant dipshit like Bush was

also the fact is that Obama pretty much got what he wanted, even with his overly compromising approach

>>681554897
This is bait, no unemployed student could get a loan from a bank. The only way you got money is from mommy and daddy.

>>68155460
Obama had the message I wanted to vote for

McCain not so much

yes it was really that simple

Don't live in a trailer. Don't have a front porch. Don't use a top load washing machine. What I'm trying to say is.... I'm not poor white trash.

>>681555367
I took out a loan from daddy
he owns a dealership

>>681547988
for the same reason why I'm not voting for Donald Duck.

>>681554765
yeah wreck the world for "peace"
nice bit of faggot logic there

>>681555452
Mods

>>681555458
He won't be a candidate in the general election?

>>681554905
wow faggot I didn't ask you to express your major butthurt over this

Bush was a huge part of the process get over it

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>>681555069

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/28/us/politics/bernie-sanders-campaign.html?_r=0

Bern victims in meltdown.

>>681555555

wow, just missed it.

All I really want to know is how he expects to pay off our deficit with his proposed tax plan.

Does someone have any analysis on how that is supposed to work? From what I've seen it will cut the federal revenue significantly, but he's made no mention of cutting any large federally funded programs like Social Security, Medicare, or the military.

Genuinely curious.

>>681552944
No.
Who cares. The president doesn't control tax policy.
And they usually are and also who cares?

>>681555551
No, they are both cartoon caricatures of real things , and they are both quacks.

>>681555591
faggot

>>681555591
>wishful thinking.

Doesn't mean that he's dropping out.

>>681547988
Because im twelve

>>681556045
>who cares?
pretty much sums up your reasons for voting Trump

>>681553727
Considering Obama doubled our debt is say they do. But only when congress lets them.

>>681547988
I'm pro civil rights.

>>681556192
>doubled our debt

Paying for Bush's wars, and financial collapse.


faggot.

>>681547988
Because we need to ban guns in this country. Hillary is the only candidate with a path to getting that done.

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>>681547988
The NY Times is warming up...

what's up indiana!!

>>681547988
I´ll vote for Björn Höcke!
>>681548080
This!

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>>681551346
>we know all about his life and background
Funny then how he never brings up ripping people of in real estate deals, or providing business to the Gambino crime family.

What we do know is that he's extremely narcissistic and is easily triggered into the most petty bitch fests imaginable.

>>681556119
Did you get berned? It means his staff have a greatly reduced workload dropping nearly half your workforce that is mean to be working to get you elected to office?

I good treatment for a bern victim is applying a cold, cool truth of Trump. Though it should be taken carefully, as some effeminate types can not handle the Trump.

>>681556418
Trump is so done. They will utterly destroy him before he can even get the nomination.

>>681556192
well then I hope you're not the anon saying Presidents are figureheads

because Reagan and Bush2 alone did a fuckton of damage to this country pushing their respective agendas
yes I know they had help

>>681556401
She won't do shit.

>>681556185
If I wanted a candidate that promised to steal my money and give it to poor people(see losers) I would have voted for sanders.

>>681556755
Clinton will get background checks expanded and close the gun show loop hole

>>681556868
oh I see you're one of those "taxes are theft" dipshits

everyone point and laugh at this faggot

>>681556401
Americans like guns enough that a massacre a year is an acceptable cost. No one is going to ban guns.

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>>681556576
Why would he bring them up you retard?

>>681556868
shut up faggot
you're voting Trump one way or the other

>>681556876
Also an all out assault weapons ban, and heavy restrictions on handguns and guns that aren't used for hunting.

>>681556868
>implying you have money

lmao

>>681556960
Look at how many Europe has, it's hilarious. Look at European total per captia and then laugh, laugh at all the dead European childrens.

Fucking love guns.

>>681555452
Reported

>>681556960
"A" massacre a year? "A"?

Try 5 per year average. Time for them to get something done about this.

>>681556982
I thought he was a honest all american, anon. Paragon of integrity. He got nuffin to hide.

>>681557239
There's only like one newsworthy one a year.

If it doesn't make national news it doesn't count.

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>>681557239
Yeah banning guns would stop all shootings just like banning drugs prevents people from using them. Oh wait.

>>681556322
I thought Clinton was responsible in the long term for the housing market bubble and consequential crash bc forced subprime mortgages. What about promising to end the wars? Obama just keeps perpetuating all that shit when all that would've been needed was to get out. I bet next you'll tell me that seal team six flew Obama personally into the safe house to kill Bin Laden?

>>681557359
There were a few in 2015. San Bernardino, and 2 schools.

>>681557061
When you say assault weapons you mean a fully-automatic or select fire weapon. Both of these are currently banned.

Your modern sporting rifle, the SBR (Scary Black Rifle) is an excellent rifle for hunting, they can be accurate, affordable, ergonomic and most of all safe. Either in 5.56 or one of many 7.62.

Any pistol can be used for hunting, your .22 is great for vermin and snakes, your larger ones, 44 Mag, 50 A.E are a must for hunting bear and bigger game when a misplaced shot can send the prey screaming towards you.

If you are scared of them, then should you ever see one or have one pointed at one, go tell an adult.

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>>681556876
>"gunshow loophole"
>"assualt weapons" ban
>restricting handguns

>implying you'll see even a 1/50 of these things
>implying you know anything about guns to begin with

>>681557581
Was Can't Dodge the Rodge in 2015?

Because he's a retard.

>>681557581
San Bernardio wasn't a gun issue, it was a Muslim issue.

If guns had been banned, they would have reverted to their default method of bombs.

Stop being such a faggot.

>>681556322
That doesnt make any sense. Troop pullout started near the end of Bush. How does debt keep growing. And Obama was getting us out completely, right? So what's left to pay?

Oh, unless Obama realized that what he was campaigning on was idiotic and that it didn't make sense in the real world. Thanks for getting us out of Iraq Obama.

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>>681557527
>Bush got us into a bunch
>Obongo didnt get us out of it

Bush is the bigger fuck up, but that doesn't mean Obongo is blameless.

>>681557581
B-but anon, in San Bernardino the AR's they used were perfectly legal under California law.

>>681556754
No. I'm not. They do have power. But not like the media portrays and almost anything significant needs congress to be involved. Almost

>>681557892
It was guns you pleb. What the fuck do you think killed those people?

They just happened to be Muslim, but had no ties to any terrorist groups.

Project much?

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>>681558068
Ban all guns
problem solved

>>681547988
Because I'm not registered to vote and I also don't like Donny.

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>>681557239
Murder is already illegal faggot. You gonna make it 'super-duper illegal'?

The US ain't like cucks in UK or Australia, who rely on the US to secure their faggot asses and allow themselves to be disarmed.

>>681556956
No. I'm not. We need taxes to maintain our country. What I don't need is the govt forcing me to provide the opportunity for a straight C high schooler to drop out of college after his first semester on my dime.

>>681557012
I'll let you in on a little secret. I already have.

Trump supporter logic:
1. Call everyone else cucks.
2. Literally cannot wait to watch their country get fucked.

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indiana fags you need to get out and vote on tuesday
vote for this glorious man. kasich and cruz are chumps and losers respectively.

if you are a bernie fag then just gas yourself

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>>681558224
I've handled hundreds of guns without going on a rampage once, but I a Muslim once and ended up jihadist 72 people.

Islam, not even once.

>>681558224
Wrong it was Muslim terrorism.

Gun thing was just Obama damage control because he couldn't bring himself to say "Islamic terrorism" because "muh religion of peace"

>>681558268

Ban all guns and all you ban are legal guns. The same atrocities will be committed with illegal guns.

>>681558268
The government gonna give up their guns too?

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>>681558519
>if you are a bernie fag then just gas yourself

Why the hate towards bernie fans? Shouldnt you be tryign to bring them over to your side now that he's dropped out?

Come on man, try and stay on script.

>>681557123
More than your fedora tipping ass. And I earned every bit of it through hard work and determination. It makes me sick to my stomach to think that even one penny of my earnings has the potential to fund a failure of a child who thinks college might be a good idea sorta till it gets too hard and he just goes back to selling dope till his fire ass mixtape gets recorded.

>>681558224
I'm with this guy. It was robot guns wot done it.

>>681556876
There literally is no such thing. At least not what they're describing it as

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>>681558530

>DURKA DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD

>>681558268
>germany, france, and scandinavia have more civilian firearms than ukraine
Obvious BS

>>681558569
>>681558638
Once all the guns are gone, people will settle their differences with polite argument. I can't understand why you republitards are so obsessed with your boom sticks. Are you compensating for a micropenis?

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BUT TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE NEWS HEADLINES?!

>>681547988
Because MEXICO is not going to pay for it.

>>681558569
That was the joke

>>681558720
>since he's dropped out
are you retarded? bern cuck lost a long time ago but he hasn't dropped out.

the best thing he could do for trump is to fuck the DNC up the butt and run independent. he won't do that though

>>681549106
exactly.

>>681558568

You sir are a special kind of stupid. It was deemed workplace gun violence, because the FBI could not find any definitive links to ISIS, Al-Qaeda etc.

Nice Islamophobic projection there faggot.

Go suck Trump's dick. He depends on racists like you to rise up.

>>681559050
oh believe me, they will pay.
and it just got 10ft HIGHER

>>681559014
Hitler actually meant business. Trump is just jerking himself off.

>>681559195
lol the cartel will get to him first tbh