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ITT: Autistic Internet Celebrities
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>>681547439
hes not, hes awesome and has a huge dick
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>>681547439
Who is that? Provide some context, please.
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>>681548262
He's petty, egotistical and thoroughly cringe to behold.
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>>681548262
Seriously are you mike
Because fuck you
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I like him
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>>681548793
u jealous cus my dick is huge and im famous
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>>681547439
miney crafta
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>>681548906
I like all humans unless they are purposely bad or evil
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>>681549034
A little bit...
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>2016
>not having autism
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>>681547439

Mike : This game was much better on Snes because I am a huge fag who can't accept that the console wars I grew up with are long gone.

James : yeah always better on Snes this genre we're currently talking about.
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>>681549390
Butt hurt Genesis fag detected
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>>681549390
holy shit, genesis fags still exist? i thought they died off years ago!
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Did anyone see the new video with James Mike and alphaomegasin fucking fag fest
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Surprised leafy hasn't been mentioned yet
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That guy is fucking dumb. They were playing sim city or some shit and the avgn was placing roundabouts. The idiot called them 'circles'.
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This sack of autistic rambling stuttering shit
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>>681549709
>>681549857
ay u!
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yea u!
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FUK U
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>>681551004
name?
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>>681552009
alphaomegasin
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>>681551667
The only thing Genesis was better at was making edgy commercials
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>>681547439
I liked AVGN a lot growing up. I kind of dislike Mike. I've watched a lot of his solo stuff, but he's kind of a dick with group projects. Every time James gives an opinion on something, if Mike disagrees, he talks about it like his opinion is wrong.

If he realizes he treats differing opinions like incorrect facts and adjusts his personality accordingly, I think he'll be a much better entity online.

Kind of reminds me of Jontron. Great solo content creator, but a dick to his friends on camera. Not even a dick in a funny way, just kind of cringy.

I don't fully hate him. That one factor is a big turn off because it makes me cringe. But other than that, he's pretty cool. Provides a lot of great insight to the games he plays and is very intuitive when it comes to critiquing the designs of them.
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>>681552222
CHECK THOSE FUCKING QUADS
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>>681552222
quads have spoken
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>>681552150
i'm blast processing yer mum right now you cheeky cunt
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>>681552222
That's actually a really in depth critique of his character, anon. Where the fuck did that come from? Also check them dub dubs
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>>681552222
Quads is right.
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>>681551004
Alphaomegacringe, he curses way too much. Not saying im offended but does he have to say fuck after every word? Most of his content is really cringey, its just him yelling at a camera for 10-15 mins.
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>>681547439
Pics of his juicy cock?
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This fucking retard, god I hate him
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>>681552724
I know maybe if he got to the fucking point instead of rambling about nonsense for 3 minutes trying to be funny, he'd be OK
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this manlet piece of shit
he is a really nice guy but I cant stand him
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>>681547439
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>>681552222
AVGN is a fucking faggot. How can you watch it? He sounds like a mad 12 year old.
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I don't hate Mike as much as I used to

When I first found Cinemassacer, I hated seeing him in a video as just himself. But after a wile he started to grow on me. I agree, he seemed really arrogant and tried to talk down James but I feel lately he has calmed down a lot. I actually like watching James and Mike's Monday videos now. But I can see exactly where people come from when they dislike him.
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>>681553321
that's the joke neofag
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>>681553321
I started watching him when I was like 16. I don't really like the "poopy butt hole shit stick" humor. He's got a great sense of humor, but the potty mouth shit is just part of the character.

I liked the potty mouth stuff more when I was a kid, but now I can appreciate the humor in the structure of his videos because I'm so used to the personality.
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>>681551004
Holy shit I hate they over pompous asshat. I wanna beat the hell out of that twat.
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>>681553393
I'll have to check him out. He might have realized his problem. I've not been watching the James and Mike videos for a while. Thanks for the heads up, /b/ro.
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>>681551004
Look at how far apart his eyes are autist confirmed
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chuggaconroy
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Here's an actual autistic youtube celeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jtprzXdkxM

8:00-9:15 is gold
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>>681553670

No problem. I am not going to promise that he is all absolved of the problem. He can still seem cocky at times but I generally feel he is not being as much as a asshat. Maybe James told him to STFU and remember no one would give a shit about him if not for his AVGN character.
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Jordan and Dan from the Creatures
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How the fuck has no one said MatPat yet, that autistic faggot pisses the shit out of me. That and he's weeaboo friend, fuck if i remember his name though. No idea how Ronnie puts up with that shit.
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>>681551004
This guy is literally Jesus Christ during his emo years
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>>681553225
I wish i had his job

>Play games for free
>Give obnoxious overexaggerated reactions
>Periodically cry on camera and tell your fans you care about them even though he really cares about the money, let's be real now
>repeat
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Pat the NES punk needs to go. He has got issues.
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>>681553996

Wolly ot Wully? I think is the friends name. I don't remember, I only saw their Bloodborne videos and even then I gave up on them and just waited for A German Spy to do his.
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>>681553996
I dont trust him
he seems like he is hiding something
it must be his face, he is too handsome

I think he is gay or at least on the spectrum
(spectrum like in a rainbow)
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>>681554151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TWLmAlNIkE
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How about the greatest autistic YouTube star ever

https://youtu.be/gjcCSwThvuM
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>>681554106
yeah being a lets player is the best job in the world
you get hate from everyone over 12 and not autistic tho
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>>681554151
what? all he does now is podcasts
he's fine
>he was on the verge of a mental breakdown on the last punk episodes tho, but that's past
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>>681554389

Yeah but even in real life you get hate by people for no good reason anyways. Mostly if you are white. God forbid you exists. So might as well get paid to play games then doing some shit job you never really wanted.
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How the fuck has no one said Moviebob yet?
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>>681553996
That fucking weeboo goomba
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Nah, he has a girlfriend so he's at least bi. She's kinda hot too. Why she decided to date a cancer faggot ill never know.
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>>681554562
I would be a lets player in a heartbeat if I knew I was going to be succesful

I hate every other letsplayer in the world and with reasons

they are cancer and found a way to exploit little kids lack of apreciation of quality content and youtube payment policies

they are the reason people like oney and egoraptor stopped making animations

and instead of hellbenders and the awesome series we get 30 min of pure indegestible shit everyday
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>>681553996
I fucking like his shit. It's pretty solid conceptually. Don't like the shitty little jokes every three seconds, but he seems to do it ironically/
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>>681555179
>Implying that Hellbenders and the awesome series aren't the worst things on YouTube
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Could you explain why? His info is flawed (and sometimes blatantly wrong) His conclusions are bullshit too. Example: He uses pseudoscience and "'''''Connections'''''' between the series a lot. Not trying to be a prick but i mean
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>>681555246
people change bro
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Not to be a dick, but could you explain why? He uses pseudoscience, faulty (and sometimes wrong info) a lot, and uses """"""""""connections between series"""""""""" alot
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10 inch dick
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>>681555134
Lord Karnage is cool af
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I mean he used to be good before he became a sellout. Not like a ehh he advertises sellout, like a full blown one.
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>>681553996
So I know he's married to a woman but MatPat is EXACTLY my type of guy.
Id love to hear that voice groan as I pound his ass.

All the fucking homo.
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>>681552222
He's still a fucking retard.
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What are you thoughts on this girl?

She autistic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGVtK2_5UYk
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>>681547439

I'm pretty sure Dan ryckert has legit autism. poor dude can't pick up on social queues to save his life
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>>681553716
I'd say he's a pretty humble guy compared to a lot of other LP'ers on there. He's been doing it for a really long time. I remember discovering him in his Super Mario Sunshine days.
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>le coughing internet vigilante jew
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>>681555134
His voice and completely retarded emphasising are the most annoying. The reviews are mostly shit too, though.
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>>681553996
Retarded post bitching about someone being retarded.
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>>681551004
If there's anyone who overreacts to video game news its this guy.
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Try not to cut yourself on that edge, Coldsteel
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>>681551004
He's an edgelord faggot
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>>681547439
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>>681553225

As someone who knew him personally when he first started out pre-youtube money, he is really a piece of shit. Not all that nice, just makes a video of himself crying every few months to make himself seem like he gives a fuck about his fans.
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>>681559470
Sounds like a normal person to me
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I'd imagine he's on the spectrum
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>>681547439
Isn't it easier to list ones that aren't autistic?
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>>681559866
Check'd
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>>681559470
How was a piece of shit, you got any stories?
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>>681559470
>>681561528
I second this.
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>>681561528

TL;DR, I was the Markiplier Gustapo. Maybe I should tell my story on Tumblr.

As one of the community leaders from 15,000 subscribers to about 6 million, I handled numerous girls that he had fucked around with and gotten nudes from only to ignore them and block them/ban them from his Twitch back when he did constant streams. I have always considered coming out with my stories of being an insider and main person handling all of the "behind closed doors" dirty shit that he did to people to get where he was and one of about 8 or 9 people who helped create him and set him up on his path. He had 2 or 3 others doing all of his editing, he never handled that or any of his fan "interactions" we answered messages as him, we sent e-mails as him and we basically WERE "Markiplier" and we ran his "Markiplites Unite" Facebook fanpage and Tumblr back when those were the main sources of his communication.

Since that Tobuscus thing, I have been considering a detailing of my 2 years spent as "the bad guy" and main person handling all of the bans on his Twitch and silencing all of the people who wanted to expose him by convincing them that they should be the bigger person and walk away.

I'm no longer in any way, shape or form part of the community and the rest of the fake people who I called friends at once are no longer in touch. There's no reason why I shouldn't say anything nor is there any real possible backlash I couldn't handle.
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I hate Markiplier. I hate JonTron. I hate that motherfucker PeanutButterGamer. I hate LeafyisHere. I hate pretty much anyone who has been on GameGrumps. I hate PewDiePie. I hate Mike Matei. I hate youtube culture.

And above all, I HATE DarksydePhil.
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>>681563214
Damn, sounds believable, do you have any proof? Also whats Tobuscus?
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>>681549110
You're gonna have a bad time.
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All of them.
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Motherfucker mike got that long schlong
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>>681564007

I still have access to contact the girls and people that I was inclined to convince to stay quiet, I did it of my own free will because I believed in the man himself. But I can live with my decisions. I'm just sad it turned out that as an aspiring content creator at the time, my fanbase was attributed to being part of his community and with my standing went my viewership and now he is YouTube Demigod status.

I left the community of my own volition as well, the proof I have is of who I am and is littered all over YouTube of his old streams and in old screenshots of the first time he went shirtless on stream. Of which I recorded and used on my own channel to gain even more subs and viewership myself. No homo, just wanted YouTube revenue.
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literally
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Anyone watch game historian?
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Jacob Sartorious
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>>681548262
He is the reason I don't watch that channel anymore
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>>681550392
i was about to call you out on the fact that you called James "the avgn" when you're clearly talking about a "James and Mike Mondays" video, but then i remembered that nitpicking faggots are petty scum
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