>>681543742
being able to survive long winters

never being cold

>>681543742
Don't have to watch what your fat worthless ass eats.

>>681543742
Free go karts at the grocery store

You get one of those nifty little motorized karts.

>>681543742
You can use a scooter at supermarkets

>>681543870
but always hot
is it worth it?

>>681543742
Women have actually curves!

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better drifts in mario kart

It's less likely you will get blown away by a strong wind or hurricane or something.

>>681543742

People move to give you double seats on a bus

>>681543927
>>681543954
>>681543984
I wish there was a home depot/Sam's club style store that had motorized carts for everyone

Maybe even a snack bar themed like a pit stop that you could drive in and out of

>>681543742
Fucking a nasty BBW in her ass is my fetish

>>681543742
Can float better

>>681544206
But the wind will hit more of you since you are bigger.

If you get lost with no food, you will avoid starvation for a longer period

Nobody asks you to go run with them.

can crush your opponents beneath your immense girth.

People have to stab extra hard to get to vital organs

not going to get raped

built-in kevlar

>>681543742
We were meant to float

>>681544023
id rather sweat than shiver. but no i dont think being fat is worth it. one pro to a whole list of cons

>>681543848
Kek

Be treated like a god or a goddess by Amazonian or Congo tribes before being eaten

>>681543742
No one expect you can do anything.
So it allows you to do nothing.

There is no mystery. You know every one else thinks your pathetic.

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>>681543742

You get automatic sympathy from Social Justice Warriors, everyone tries to help you get in better shape, people who hate you are considered superficial automatically, you can get disabled parking permits, you will last longer during a holocaust or famine, and Odette Delacroix wants to eat your ass.

Instant american disguise

>>681543742
Everyone knows I'm there. They would have something to tell me all the time so I would not be so lonely.

Can't be kidnapped, too much effort

Harder to kidnap

>>681544424
I sink like a rock. Luckily, swimming is easy.

Im 280 6'3 and its great
Not too fat
I get a nice workout with every activity and i have more nutrients to build muscle with

>>681543742

Constant supply of cheese and lint in your bellybutton

>>681543742
u can feed more cannibals with it

>>681543742
you survive starvation longer + resist to cold

exept that, i don't think there are much more

serial killers leave you alone

doubly so if you're black

Being slightly overweight is simply healthy
Depending on diet of course

None. I'm 53 and my life is over.

>>681545186
Benefit is: food makes you happy

They're slower and provide more meat

>>681545180

[CITATION NEEDED]

>>681543742
That fat land whale could survive a nuclear Holocaust

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>>681543742
>can use disabled parking
>gets to drive the motor cart around in the supermarket

>>681544246
This is the American fucking dream.
Euro trash will hate on this, same with liberal hipsters, but fuck, that's a great fucking idea.

>>681544819
Calories is one nutrient, which is in abundance in the modern world, seeing how you've managed to accumulate so much in the form of adipose.

>>681543742
all you can eat specials

>>681545323
I dont cite my work
If you were educated enough you would know
Plus it makes sense if youve got the capacity to work that stuff out

>>681543742

Survive injuries better.

>outweighed (lol) by receiving more injuries and medical illnesses

If you want legitimate benefits of weight, look at sumo

Sumo wrestling.

>>681543742
Can float easier.
Less likely to be raped.
Greater respect within the feminist community

>>681545500
If it were healthy it wouldn't be considered "overweight" in medicine.

You could feed an entire family with one

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You can chub n tuck

Higher pain tolerance

>>681545745
you could feed an entire family to one

Die at a younger age, no worries about dementia. Tends to be more comfortable with the idea of compromise and settling, we're not attractive, we're not going to get the best mates, fuck it find someone you like. This fits in the theme of generally more comfortable with just having a shittier life, no need to be in the fast lane or stress your life out, just relax and enjoy the ride... Maybe it's shorter, but it's fun while you're on it.

Youll die sooner which is good cuz no one will fuck ur ugly ass and is why you are fat in the first place.
Next time though,just use a gun you are hurting my eyes.

>>681543742
A fat person would be able to win a fight against a skinny skeleton person.

>>681545694
You are correct
I was using overweight as most people think of overweight

>>681543742
You can sustain more people in a Donner Party situation.
Still eating the vegans first though, they'd starve to death anyways.

Die sooner

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>>681544639
Underrated post

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>>681543742
1: Being fat has always through out history as a sign of wealth.
2: It show you're not ashamed of what you are with confidence.
3: The aboved mentioned are two things women want in a man, confidence and wealth.

>>681543742
I suppose the obvious one: a fat person would survive longer without food

>>681544324
Under rated
>swiming with fit buddies at a dam
>swim across lake with them
>they struggle to swim back and are tired as fuck
>casually float back while getting a gut tan
Plebs

>>681545974

Incorrect.

I would just ascend a flight of stairs.

Chubby chasers who'd normally be way out of your league.

>>681546442
You think of fat people weird
I know this is a joke, but it has to make sense

>>681544246
Stop it pls.

>>681546549
This
This
This
Im a big hairy oaf and some women just like it

>>681545759
This nigga looks like a white aziz ansari

>>681545507
>survive injuries better
Maybe bashes, slashes and stabs but being fat makes surgery a lot more risky

>>681545500
full retard fatty alert

>>681544624
>be anon
>see a cool pic
>save the thumbnail because I'm an autistic fat fuck
>suck dick

>>681543742
Cam go your whole life without seeing your sorry excuse for a dick

>>681546890
This shows your intelligence

I don't feel like there is a plus honestly, aside from girls that go for the Teddy bear type of guy. They are also usually big though not that I have a problem with that

>>681544023

fatty here, not worth it. at least for those who like the cold.

summer in Florida sucks cock as a fatty

>>681547132
It depends on who you are already
Im fat and tall but my genes bro
The muscle development
The calves man
The calves

>>681543742
It's easier to be tired from simple tasks such as walking.

>>681543742
I think we all want to eat what we want all the time, some people who do this end up fat, some of those people deliberately change their habits to be not fat. Because some people think fat is gross. It can be, but I don't think it has to be. It's okay to be fat. Mic drop.

>>681547113

literally every study shows health improves all around when you lose weight, as long as your not skeleton level. you are legitimately retarded.

8/10 got me to respond

>>681547365
If youre inactive youll have trouble with walking

>>681546320
Slightly overweight but fit enough to kill a man is one thing
Being 400lbs of blubber is insane, for both genders

You burn more calories for the same amount of work.

If you have diabetes, you can get free shoes.

>>681543742

It's easier to lose weight.

>>681547410
I used to have this denialistic urge to say I wanted to eat "healthy" when I really didn't give a shit about my health I just wanted to be skinny. I used to weigh myself daily, naked of course, clothes introduce too much interference in the data. I used to love watching the evolving graph of my weight loss as I just got hotter and more people would look at me in public. It was great.

>>681547359
My frame is big so I feel that if I lost weight the right way I'd fill in real nice. Takes time though and I feel like I'd want to see results fast. I was doing real good before I started my new job, but I've slowly started crawling back.

Dying faster

>>681547529
>>uses more energy for the same movement

OP asked for advantages anon

>>681547410
You havent looked at any studies before 5 minutes ago probably
Whereas I have
And what you're saying and how you're saying it tells me you dont know how to think properly

>>681543742

you can kill people by simply letting yourself fall on them

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>>681543742
Not having to live through the Economic collapse

Your deadweight protests are unrivaled.

>>681547910
Different anon here. You shouldn't get so butthurt over the truth

>>681543742
The victim complex might help you in life

>>681548025
Brilliance

No leftovers

>>681548138
I just said to you i think youre lying about even looking at any studies

>>681543742
Fat people have more estrogen which means they can go longer without cumming.

>>681548676
Wait really?

>>681543742

sucking my own dick