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because i'm not roe jogan

same reason I don't have pets

Because I like my life and don't want to ruin it with these pests.

>>681542001

is that dude wearing a fucking girdle?

Id rather play cs and pc games from the last decade than be a human being I guess

>>681542001
Really bad investment

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>>681542001

Had a wife, till she cheated on me and left me for some redneck trucker. Treated her like a queen, and that was what i got in return.

word of advice, never get married..especially in this modern times. women hold all the cards and most women I've met just wanna slut around. They lie and say they want commitment but they only like the chase, once they have someone committed to them they start looking elsewhere.

>>681543443
;_;

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>>681542001
>Why aren't you having kids or a wife?
>Stock photo of guy and his family

>>681543443
we are here for you bro

I have both. Love them and I get a lot from it, but you give up a lot as well. Make sure you're clear about wanting it before jumping into it, there's no shame in refusing to, in my opinion.

>>681543682
You don't know who that is?

>>681542001
because kids are a pain in the ass, and being with one person is dumb as fuck.

>>681542001
> Onnit
> Thats O N N I T
> It's not snakeoil I swear
> Moon landing is definetly fishy and probaly fake
> Next weekend I am going to hunt bigfoot

>>681544651
i don't either

Because I want to have money.

>>681544651

should we know or care?

>inb4 you live under a rock.

had a wife
getting divorced

Got a wife and three kids.
>AMA

>>681544803
this..

And because people accept it as a normal thing to do..

>>681545175
edgy nonconformist over here

>>681542001
are you kidding. 4chan users are either too young ( early 20's) or too fucked up to have a wife and kids

>>681542001
>implying I can even get a gf, or like provide for myself

>Married a girl with a feminine penis
>Been trying to make her pregnant but nothing is working.
>Please halp.

>>681542001
But I just got a 17 year old pregnant? Turns 18 on Tuesday so it's ok.

>>681543443
>they only like the chase,
what chase? asking for sex isn't a chase

>>681542001
more pics of joe rogan's wife plz

>>681543443

Your mistake - you idolized her instead of making her idolize you.

It's not difficult ppl, just don't put pussy on a pedistal and remember you can walk away anytime and get laid in less than a week if you really tried.. Just remember She has to believe that even if it aint true for some of you sad anons.

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If I dont have a wife then I can do whatever i want whenever I want and have sex with different woman in the process.

If I don't have kids then they wont be subject to the ball of shit this world has become

tldr I could die tomorrow and it would only affect a handful of people

I have a wife but were not having kids because that would actually require her to have sex with me and not be a fucking frigid bitch. Shit, she wouldn't even collect the sperm to have kids cause for all she knows I might get off on that and GOD FUCKING FORBID THAT SHIT HAPPENS...

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>>681542001
Because I don't want to be poor and clean up shit and vomit and hear baby crying and screaming. I would actually like to enjoy life with my girlfriend and do stuff without having to worry about kids.

>>681544803
so says the guy who will never spread his genes

>>681545250
I don't conform to being called an edgy nonconformist faggot

>>681546614
so fuck? you think it matters all the much?

you actually WANT humanity to spread throughout the universe??

>>681546988
nice dubz

>>681546696
lol, no, i mean why the fuck do people actually follow their parents footsteps/ideals/traditions and expect better results?

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>>681546614

1. I'm too young (24)
2. I have other stuff I want to do with my life before I even consider that
3. I too afraid to talk to women

>>681547111
nice trips!

>>681542972
+1

What a shitty youth I had. Won't give examples because I always get "it's your fault/kill yourself faggot" replies.

>>681547488
nice dubz calling the trips

>>681547419
1 and 2 are kind of the same, come to think of it

>>681542001
I have both. It's actually awesome. Sure, people say kids ruin your life, and they kind of do in a way - the life you had before is ruined. However you get a whole new life in its place. For me anyway the new life is way better and more fulfilling.

>>681542289
This. All I want near me is a doge. I'm wwaayy too happy to go throwing it away on something like that.

>>681547869
honest answer right there

>>681545995
your attitude is why I'm never going to marry

>>681547111
I just masterbated to those trips dude.
Good job.

>>681545275
How's your summer vacation going?

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>>681547869

Yea, all the things you used to love are ripped away from you and then are replaced by a momentary happiness.. and then it goes down hill again.

>>681542001
This dude looks pretty fucking miserable you can guess why

>>681542001
those kids sure look like their father.

>>681542001
the word wife still turns me off. I would have kids, but I'd only get married if my partner really wanted to.

>>681548154

double samefag dubs not beat trips? 88 + 88 >/ 111?

>>681548337
Sorry if it hasn't worked out for you man, but it has for me. I still do basically everything I want to, and the things I can't do any more (fucking different girls, drinking every night) actually hold no appeal any more.

>>681545995
Leave her if you lose everything it's your fucking fault for trusting her and not making her sign a prenup

>>681542001
being 23 i don't want a wife, or kids. perhaps when i'm in my late 30s early 40s i might consider settling down with someone, as i don't want to be lonely when i retire. but for now, who doesn't like being free to do what you want when you want, to have flings with different women and generally enjoy your youth?

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>>681548642
You would only go against what you believe and turns you off if your partner told you too? lololol dude, don't worry, u gonna have both and regret it with that attitude.

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>>681549320
what I mean is that marriage is something that I recognise it probably has value, but I have some issues I'd need to kind of figure out for myself to be able to do it. Like a kind of errested development.

>>681542001
the guy is obviously a raging homo in denial.

>>681549819
and anyway wife is just a word. words change their meanings over time it's not really something worth fighting either.

>>681550019
how so anon?

>>681542001
my have had her tubes tied due to a prolonged illness.

>>681550019
no man, I've tried it. It never worked for me. I really wanted it to work, but I just don't like cock *enough*. and I like girls way way more.

Because I don't have money

>>681550059
what value does marriage actually have for a guy?

>>681550186
that said girls with cocks are something special.

>>681550297
I don't know. I'm literally autistic so it's in my list of "shit humans do that makes NO SENSE but just fucking go with it"

The elusive rogan wife. good for him. Like that guy

>>681550297
A false sense of happiness that goes away pretty quick and is replaced with a drop lingering regret

>>681550516
oh my god I watched that movie high and the fucking subtext was beyond all belief. I literally do not know whether to believe it.

>>681542001
>be me
>married 8 years
>3 kids ages 11 8 and 1
>work 60+ hours per week
>no money
>almost no food
>always fighting with wife over money

Why would anyone get married and have kids? /b/ i beg you, dont be stupid like me. Dont get married. Dont have kids. Its so much cheaper if you dont.

>>681550422
Humanz? don't stoop to their level...
be an H+ and get past that shit.

>>681549819

man you are a sad sad man. er boy*

>>681550186
Ahh sorry no the guy in the picture. It's more about what you love and not what you like. When you like something you're tolerating it and when you love something well you fucking love it. I just hear all the time guys going on "oh yeahh chillin with my bros" or "Ohh I love you bro!". Bro this and bro that, basically it's a code word for I'm in love with this guy but in denial about it.

>>681550669
see this. as a human, I see too many stories like this to think that marriage is anything to step into without further research.

>>681550669
sounds like you're going to have a short love with a long divorce with a couple of kids of course they don't mean anything...

>>681550660
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, guy.

>>681550669
getting Vis cut on may 20th

>>681550815
Anon, heed my warning. Dont do it.

Because it's a waste of time and money that I could spend on mysef. Instead of feeding faggotjr here I could fly to Europe and instead of having an annoying money hungry wife I could bang foreign broads for days fuck the married lifestyle

>>681550945

Then amputating second to furthest finger on left hand

>>681550878
It wouldnt be so bad if my wife found a job and helped pay the bills.

>>681550669
>3 kids

There's your problem. Setting aside the whole selfishly-contributing-to-overpopulation thing, don't tell me you didn't know how expensive the third one would be after having been through it twice already.

I have one and no plans for more. I get by just fine with an average job and my wife still studying and barely earning.

>>681550810
you just have to be able to seperate sexual love from human empathic love-- like "understanding" someone, because sexual love is blatantly irrational, the whole point is that we have something in us that makes us go to irrational lengths to get laid. Sometimes you have to ignore it, and that sucks.

/b/ have kids to fuel the next gen of /b/ but dont have wife.

>>681550669
You're a fucking idiot. Why have 3 and make yourself a slave to money

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>>681551121
Im not>>681551121
But you mean this one right?

Im ugly and undesirable.. No friends or hobbies, low income. Sure i could settle for a fucking retarded shit whore wife that will raise my children like shit and who will have me pay for child support while she sucks a cokehead's dick. Or I could stay alone till im old enough to kill myself.

>>681551235
3rd was an accident... Or unplanned...

You know whqt i mean

>>681548131
glad I could be of service.

Just for shits and gigs,

We had tons of sex when we met. I was very clear (translated blunt) that I expected the level of sex to stay constant. It waned to an occasional 1 fuck every one and a half months on average(and I'm being fucking generous). We've talked about it, I've made genuine changes to what I now see where bullshit reasons and still no increase. Its always an excuse. Now its just not feeling good EVERYFUCKINGNIGHT so she can't have sex. Even me insinuating anything remotely close to sex is fucking an argument waiting to happen.

Regardless, glad I could help your life not become mine.

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>>681545275
>4chan users are either too young ( early 20's)
Prove it
>too fucked up to have a wife and kids
Not all of us act the way we do on the internet (anonymously) in public or with others. Now get off this site, you cancerous newfag

>>681542001

tried it. feels bad man.

>>681542001

Because when a rich fit celeb like Rogan has to settle for a 6/10, I don't stand a chance.

>>681551547
Retard . Get fucking sterilised or it will happen again

>>681545389
kek

>>681551488
You're me

>>681551348
>You're a fucking idiot

I know. And its too late for me. Thats why im telling my tale. So other anons dont fall into the same trap.

I'm 22 and a 20 year old Mormon girl like me. Good wife material but I cant believe in sky fairy's. + no sex before marriage when ideally I would wait 3-4 years is a deal breaker.

Otherwise most girls are ugly or have shit personality's/basic bitchs / only care what you have to give them not what they bring to the table ( usually a min wage job and drama) .

So yeah I just focus on career and bang escorts

>>681551488
You should fuck a prostitute every now and again. It really helps your self esteem to have a hot girl let you have her body.

>>681551725
>6/10
It's like you think going after his wife will summon him cause he's mentioned 4chan a few times.
> i like him too

>>681551617
The way you type makes me feel like you're the newest newfag on this board

>>681551739
After the baby was born she got cut, burned and tied.

Im about to lose my privacy. Sorry /b/ but i have to close this tab.

>>681551816

No idea what the fuck I just read here.

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>>681542001
Because I don't want to lead a menial life like the rest of those cucks, OP. I don't want to work juest to provide for some little pests. I want to enjoy my life. Besides, my gf is keeping me happy enough

>>681551559
You don't seem to pay very much attention to your wife and what she needs.

Male culture is pretty fucked up these days and it's like they don't even know it's actually getting them laid less.

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Have kids and wife. All kids going to full ride college on scholarship avg $73k/yr. Winning at spreading my genes to propagate to more success and influence. Enjoy your games. Try "Lower My GPA IV", I heard it's awesome!

I have a kid on the way, don't plan to marry the girl though.

>>681551843
Doesn't having to pay them take all the gloss off that though? No judgement - never paid for it (with money anyway) and genuinely curious.

because I'm FUKgly, and I would treat a bitch like my slave... no takers yet...

>>681551843
>let you
Your fucking boss let you have a rented hole with your salary. Self esteem should come from accomplishment; not poor investments.

But yeah, nobody fucking marry until women stop being welfare sluts and decide to keep families together

I don't ever meet women that want to actually date, when I ask them they want to fuck on the first date and then they complain to their girlfriends that I sucked and wasn't into it (of the ones introduced via friends)

Gee I wonder why, I've been just cutting contact with people if they do this now. One night stands do not make me feel good about myself, at all

Whatever reason/s they don't want to actually spend time with me, I'll probably never be able to fix so I'm stuck here being sexless and lonely for the foreseeable future

>>681542001
Wife.. i could get one, but I'm too lazy. . Kids - I don't want to make suffer from this thing called life another person.

>>681542001
because i'm not a drone. and joe rogan is gay.

>>681552020
male culture lol. it's like they think girls are aliens or something.

>>681545409
Storytime, anon.

>>681542001
because is so fucking expensive and im a poorfag who have to live with her mother because i can't afford a place to live

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>>681542001
Working on it. I want 4 beautiful white children.

>>681542001
I do. Shits ok, no complaints.

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>>681552173
That's the spirit! Cause your genes to spread without your parenting. I'm sure everything will turn out great! lolol

>>681552496
Nobody said he wasn't going to take care of it, I assume he just doesn't want to get fucked in the case of a divorce.

>>681551559
Drop her sorry ass and move to another state dickhead if you really are this unhappy do the sensible thing and divorce

>>681542001
Because any children born today are guaranteed to suffer. Odds of a major war or pandemic are through the roof with climate change increasing.

>>681542001
Reasons for:
1. must mindlessly obey muh biological instinct cause I'm the simplest of fuckin animals
2. I'm human so I love humans so humans are great so more humans is better. How many? As many as we want. Jesus will provide more food and fresh water and arable land.

Reasons against:
...too many to list.

>>681552117

"Male Culture" You spring that idea out of your ass?

You mean your idea of what you perceive the males that you fucking observe have fucked up ideals because they don't match your own?

I've screwed twice as many girls as years i've been breathing, paid for none and I know the secret is nothing to do with showing girls attention - quite the opposite. Get a girl attracted then walk away.

>>681552020
He found a girl that was wife material but he didn't want to convert and she won't spread her legs unless she's married so instead he fucks prostitutes and doesn't worry about anything else

>>681552182
yknow I thought it might, but it totally doesn't. as long as you genuinely lust over her. the asian girl I had spoke broken english and was emotionally closed off to a degree that I never thought was even possible during sex. She complimented me and though everything she said was true I still couldn't tell if she meant it. But she was fucking tight, gave me the best head I ever had (lol irony) and she let use her body to come and it was awesome. Then she got a phone call and bullied me into leaving 15 minutes early. But yeah, self-esteem.

>>681552127

You realize that your fucking economy is fueled by poverty you dick? you spreading good genes means nothing if one of your kids doesn't fix the world.. just another meat pile.

>>681552286
you sound like you wish you were having more sex than you are having. denial is hard to ignore once you know it's there.

>>681542224
/thread

>>681545995
Starting hiding your assets and get ready to jettison her frigid ass into space. Buy expensive guitars and other items (which have a good resale value) and slowly liquidate them a year or more after the divorce.

>>681552973
lol. yep. you understand exactly.

>>681552117
Holy Fucking Shit. I think you just won life. You answered the question correct. It's all been my fault. Damn eyes must be going dead. Just like my memory where I was also clear who I am pre marriage is who I will be post marriage. If you don't like it then cool, move the fuck on. Not my fault you thought I could be changed and I didn't. But hey, your ability to make such an all encompassing observation based on extremely limited information must make you a professional of some sort. Shit, whats your paypal so I can pay you for the next fucking spring of wisdom to gush out of your fucking eye and teeth caddy.

>>681542001
Because I have been programmed to reject the family life and having kids by hollywood, the news media and pop culture.

>>681553481
that's a lot of anger. do you know where it's coming from?

Wow, thats mrs rogan? He won

>>681552644
Trust me, it's in the works. I'm mid pre-med degree. Just wanna finish that out. I'm 3.5 years in so not much more left. She's got that long to get her shit together. No amount of self harm threats or suicide threats can change that.

>>681552117
Doesn't sound like she's paying all the much attention to him or worry about his needs. It's a two way street there fella.

>>681553838
given what he said they probably don't communicate at all.

>>681553594
My mother not hugging me enough as a child or some shit. Anything else "doc"?

>>681553799
Absolutely dump her ass BEFORE MEDICAL SCHOOL. If she's there after, you can bet that every dime you'll make in the future, half will go to her, possibly for the rest of her life (seriously, some states will order alimony for life). Get out ASAP.

>>681553138
That actually sounds really grim to me.

>>681553991
We used to bring up all our issues. We still do, except any issues I have related to sex. We can still talk like adults when she thinks I'm being mean and I explain what I meant and why I said what I did and I apologize regardless. But sex has become a fight starter just from the implication. The last time I had the energy to broach that topic it was three fucking days before I gave up and apologized (for what I can't even imagine)

>>681554141
Would it have been sad if you mother never hugged you?

Wife: Because I won't compromise and refuse to settle

Kids: 1) they're fucking annoying, 2) they're fucking expensive, 3) Wouldn't wish the shit lurking in my genes on anyone.

>>681554390
yeah that's my point in a way. so many disappointing aspects but still awesome. I was surprised.

>>681554438
This is the last answer to this line of questioning I'm willing to give.

Not in the least. If she had no affection for me at all I don't beleive that would have been an issue for me past the age of 10.

>>681542001
because i'm 19

>>681554403
That sounds like it really sucks. I had a girlfriend who was sensitive to the most ridiculous bullshit and nothing I could do would stop her from losing her shit at me when I did something that triggered her. It drove me fucking insane.

>>681552454
More nazi sluts please.

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>>681542001
>being shorter than your wife
how fucking embarasing

>>681545409
Please, for the sake of the human race, make her abort it.