you are fucked

its chickenpox. dont fuck chickens. try quicksilver.

>>681534277
Legit aids. Not even kidding. Sorry /b/ro

its a terrible dick anyway what are you worried about

>>681534277
u has cansur from /b/

>>681534277
you don't even have to ask, you already know its herpes

Thrush or AIDS.

Definitely AIDS

Enjoy them AIDS

>>681534277
Go to a real doctor.

fungus

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>>681534277
>didn't use a condom

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>681534277
That doesnt happen over night. Thats a previous lay, you have issues, or youre just OP being a faggot and posting some poor fucks dick.

Either way, see a doctor.

>>681534277
herps, good luck with that op

>>681534277
look like scabbies

>>681534277
aids sorry man im a doctor

herpes for life from a bar skank
the fuck did you expect from a whore?

>>681534277
Looks just like an infection from a dirty pussy

>>681534277
Medfag here...if they are itchy, it could just be scabies(easily treated), if they become puss filled, congrats, you have herpes.

Scabies maybe. Does it itch?

>>681534277
Nice socks bro

Also, you prolly got that waaaay before that girl, did you fuck anything else in the past few weeks? Might have been just the friction from fucking the latest hoe that irritated w4e it is.

>>681534697
Kek

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>>681534277


Sorry, bro.

Have your boyfriend check his Anus for the same infection! Stat.

>>681534277

I believe the medical term is "micro penis"

judging by your faggot clothing, you deserved it

>>681534911
If you are a medfag can you answer this? I fucked this nasty bar slut 9 years ago a few times. A few days later I had like a sore spot kinda like a zit (just one) on my dick. I freaked but it went away and I always though it was just like an ingrown hair (I had just started shaving my pubes). What do you think it could have been??

It doesn't matter what it is right now. What matters is that you obviously have something and you need to see a doctor and have it diagnosed.

I'm fairly certain that the doctor will tell you that you have AIDS, I'm sorry.

>>681535327
Want to add I have never had anything like that since.

>>681534916
Op here, no itchy. No puss

>>681534277
i don't think you see that shit overnight
must be your micropenis acting up again

>>681535327
Syphillis. Lies dormant.

>>681535327
They are viruses that can lay dormant with no symptoms for years. It can come back in its latent stage if it's herpes.

That's not herpes, its from rough sex, I'm guessing she wasn't super wet? My girl gets drier when she drinks and it happens to my cock. That will heal in 2-3 days, put neosporin on it.

>>681535327
Same Medfag here, honestly if you just had one breakout and had just shaved your pubes, it was probably an ingrown hair. Although, herpes CAN stay dormant for a long time (9years? Probably not but crazier shit has happened). Just go to a testing facility and get tested. Shit is covered by insurance.

>>681535442
Can't be AID he is obviously not black. By the size of his dick I would guess Asian or some sort of mix but not black.

>>681534582
We don't know that. He could be a grower.

>>681534716
This post. Contact that whore and let her know you're a bigger whore. Also fake and gay.

>>681535327
Dormant disease. It'll come and fuck you up soon

4chandoctor69 here. Ive ha the exact spots on my dick before. Its just a yeast infection and it will go away after a week if you watch your filty dick daily with water or a mild soap. It may return if you dont wash for some days. If you have a eyecream(for minor eyeinjury) you may apply this to your foreskin 3-4 times a day. If you dont have this you can go to you drug store and get a receitfree antibacterial creme that you will apply to skin for 2 weeks.

Aids

>>681535535
Not yet at least

>>681535604
No. It wouldn't be dormant for 9 years fool. Syph attacks the brain. It's basically what drove Hitler mad.

>>681535631
You can have herpes and never have an outbreak yet still transmit.

>>681534277
its going to fall off....and then you'll explode

>>681535631
Ok I really think that is what it is. I was always scared but after 9 years I just don't think it was anything. Thanks.

Not gonna get tested though that shit is for pussies

>>681535827
Chances of never having an outbreak is slim to none....I've never had a patient not have one.

>>681534277
Go see a doc if you're unsure.
Had similar spots long ago after sex, never had any std so probs your dick is having a party he could work again.

>>681534277
The same thing happened to me once.
OP, do not freak out, it is only a fungus.
Use an antifungal cream and keep your dick dry.

>>681535772
Who said anything about siphylis, dummy?

You could have herpes. Not everyone gets the same symptoms. I'm a nurse.

>>681535827
Ya but 9 fucking years? And I have banged prob 10 chicks in that time. I would have heard about it somehow.

>>681535974
Congrats, I'm in my 4th year of medical school. >>681535974 this fool talked about Syph so I responded to it. Fuck off faggot. You probably are a lvn or rn. Don't know shit.

OP your dick just reacted with her nasty ass sourpussy.

>>681535126
Smallcox

>>681534277
yeast infection, you'll be fine. go buy some monistat and cover your dick in it twice a day for a week. or go to a clinic and they'll give you an antifungal cream

>>681536082
It can wait 20 years, sometimes longer. It's called the latent stage

>>681534277
Cut your damn finger nails you Nigger

> I think u may have AIDS or something sorry bro

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>>681536236
kek

>>681535974
Hurr durrr seee
>>681535604

I never heard of a STI that shrinks your penor to1 1/3 of its length, this is absolutely terrifying.

>>681536082
Not if it's Ninja Herpes dude.

>>681536191
Thanks man I don't think about it until I see threads like these. Anything with my dick I am super worried.

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>>681535639
TOPKEK

>>681536236

well played

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>>681534277
Looks like you got a bad case of the dubs

>>681536374
I just don't think this is true. Thanks for your input though. Stress and sex often can cause an outbreak and I have plenty of those in my life so I just don't think it is that.

>>681536191
Btw, this is me. I'm kidding I don't know
anything about being a doctor. Go to the
Hospital did cause you might have aids

>>681536444
checked

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>>681534697
Kekekekek

>>681534277

She had thrush.

Go see doctor to confirm though. (don't tell grill let her suffer)

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>>681534697
loLLLLLLLL

>>681535943
How the fuck would you know? They don't even know and we can't measure that statistic if we don't know where they exist, NO SYMPTOMS

It's candida. is the girl older than you?

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Can /b/ tell me what's up with my shaft skin. It's red and peeling. Doesn't itch but been like that for a month

Does anyone know if they give pregnant chicks and STD test? Cuz I have fucked chicks that later got knocked up so if I have them something they would have told me cuz we are still friends.

I know this is terrible but I avoid doctors at all costs.

>>681534277
yeast infection

give it a week and make sure you are dry

>>681536990
Dickus Minimus

>>681536722
http://justherpes.com/facts/how-long-does-herpes-lie-dormant/


It can lay dormant up to 40 years

>>681536990
By the looks of your hands you are obviously under 18 and have discovered jerking off. Don't do it so much and you'll be fine.

Op here. No itching, scratching, puss or smell. Just came up this morning. Hella nervous cause this has never happened to me before. She have been a week bit dry when pushing in. Contact hoe, says she's never had an std, says she's immune since she has implant b pill.

>>681534277
Get to a doctor ASAP.This is your dick;don't mess it up!

>>681537173
Well fuck if it lays dormant that long I will be fucking dead so i guess I don't care.

>>681537003
Scaley and peeling?

Herpes! Did you get any red spots prior?

>>681537214
If I could show you my ID to prove I'm not I would but 4chan is scum

>>681537299
Immune?

Nigga what??

>>681537299
Hahaha. You better go to a doctor and not trust this bitch

>>681537003
it is not common practice but most stds show quick for women

>>681534277
Haha not only do you legit have AIDS but you have a tiny dick too

>>681534
Also medfag here +1 enjoy the derp herps!

>>681537331
You can still spread it moron

>>681534277
Herpes. Go to a doctor.

>>681534277
You have to chop it off! Otherwise it will get into your brain. Safety first!

>>681537299
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>681537299
nobody is immune to STDs, if you're buying that shit you deserve what you got

but see previous comments. it's yeast/candida. get some cream and wear a rubber next time you bang a slut

>>681537500
you medfags need to hit the books more

>>681535535
Not itchy = bad sign.
Go to doctor now.

rip sex life

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"Boinked her brains out"

With that micropenis?

>>681534277

Congrats, you have herpes. That shit dont happen overnight tho.

>>681534277
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Venereal-Diseases-2106/2014/6/red-spots-rash-penis.htm

you got an std bro

>>681536990
Lol all these tiny dick pics make me feel good

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>>681534277
Medfag here 2,
Looks like candida. Yeast infection. Go to the doctor.

>>681534277
It's from an IUD.
My gf has one and it leaves little marks all over my dick too. You don't wake up to symptoms of an STD overnight, so it's probably puncture holes from the wires.

See a doctor in case

>>681534277

H E R P E S
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>>681534277
simply go to a fucking doctor asap

>>681537299
Lolol immune. Did bitch is fkn retarded there is no 'immunity' from stds. If she was immune she'd be the a fucking billionaire selling her genetic code curing all disease haha.

You gotta get yo ass down to the doctor. Don't give it to someone else's

>>681537510
Yeah I know dude. I was like fucking 22 when it happened.

Don't worry I don't fuck any guys or trannies so you are safe

>>681534277
I diagnose you with micropenis

>>681534277
You fucked a girl who wasn't wet and you chafed... OR you have herpes. No joke. Those are the only two options.

>>681534277
Looks like herpes. Sue out the ass

>>681534277
Looks like bust blood vessels from going at it hard style. Hopefully be gone in a day...otherwise.....youre fucked.

>>681534697
Loal

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>>681534277
Definitely your new best friend!

looks like scabies or serious bed bugs or something

>>681536990
Micropenis

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Lost hard

>>681538096
same lol

>>681534277
I have herpes, this looks just like an outbreak.
Sorry man, it's not all that bad though. Out breaks will come and go, just get a doc to look at it.

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What's on my dick b?

I shave and also fucked a girl. No puss but it's super itchy and also in my jock Area

>>681534277
medfag here,
I think it Is herpes, I would assume first contact with the HSV virus... do you also have fever or do you palpate swollen lymphnodes between your legs?

>>681539927
Looks like razor burn bumps from shaving. They'll go away if that's the case, don't pick at them.

Could be
1. herpes
2. candida albicans
3. something else

For how long have you got it? If you don´t want to go to a doctor, try to wash it several times a day with cold black tea.
If it does not disappear after a week, go see a doctor.

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just pretend it's not there.

>>681539927
medfag here, this definately looks like HPV infection... propably HPV 6-8. Do not panick, go get a doctor to have them removed by cryotherapy or classic scalpel removal, or put some cream on them 3 times per week for 3 weeks... and for gods sake use protection for as long as the treatment lasts and advice the girl to see a gynaecologist as soon as she can...HPV can lead to cancer in girls if you do not take care...

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>>681540513
This stupid ass idea and you should feel bad

>>681540554
To be honest, you seem like the coolest guy on 4chan that I've ever came across.

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>>681534277
Real doctor here.

Too soon to be an herpes, If you didn't used a condom,and she wasn't enough lubricated, It is only some injuries from the rough contact.

You'll be ok in some days, wash it, and keep it clean.

If it goes worst, or start stinking go to a doctor.
And please, ALWAYS use a condom, you moron.
Anything else?

>>681539927
3rd option: cysts

>>681534277
That literally can't happen overnight.

>>681536990
medfag here,
i think it is either friction lessions, or some kind of fungish infection like candida albicans or like this...

just hold away from masturbation for a while and see if it gets better... if not, then you might need to take andifungal drugs..

>>681536990
Change soaps, use some moisturizer too...

>>681534277
An actual real doctor with 7 degrees in medicine here. It's super cancer, you will die in two days.

Could just be candida, had this from not washing my dick after fucking gf and going to bed.. dip in 50/50 mix of white vinegar and water 3 times a day.

Or it's something more serious, in which case its good to visit your doctor.

>>681540554
Mexico tier doctor
Mistaking HPV and a friction lession

>>681540887
I do not think this happened overnight, I suppose op's mistake in clarifying the corect time.

>>681541236
You're being generous, I'd say he has 6 hours left

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>>681540984
I'm gonna say friction. Never happened when I masterbated like a mother fucker. But since I've started having sex. ( one person and we both got tested) they showed up after the 3rd or 4th day. Thanks doc have a pic

>>681541353
I believe we are talking for totally different patients...

>>681534277
Shit... Go to the doctor. It may go away visually, but it will still be there even if it can't be seen. Only 20% of casesgive a visual cue permanently. You could spread that shit eithout realising it.

BTW it is illegal to have sex with a person and not warn them if you know you have a STD. I think some places even consider it rape. Wrap it up every time. Also you can contact the girl if you got her number and ask if she knew she had something. If she knew before but didnt tell you, you could press charges.

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>>681541442
Also, herpes follow the distribution of a nerve, this one have a more widespread distribution.

>>681541696
Of sex. Not after.

>>681534697
Lmao ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>681534697

>>681541353
>>681540554
So sry anon, diferrent patient. My fault

>>681535630
This.

Sounds exactly like syphilis, especially if it was painless. Might want to get that checked out, it's a simple blood test. Otherwise your face might fall off. Just google late stage syphilis if you don't believe me

>>681536990
WTF is up with that shave job??? Wow you suck! Quit jacking it so fucking hard!

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>>681534277

uh...houston...i see a problem here....

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>>681534277
Looks like syphilis. You should be fine if you just wait it out. It'll go away naturally eventually. No point in going to the doctor though, there's no medicine they can give you to help treat it.

>>681534277 hey man let me be your voice of clarity hahahahaha i had the exact same thing happen to me! looked identical i freaked out and went to the doc after like 3 days in.... guess what its heat rash/rug burn.. whatever u wana call it. also explains why the condom broke.. too much rub not enough lube. hope this helps. eye contact solution for some reason helps

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>>681534697
TOP MAXIMUS KEKSIMUS

>>681534277

is it itchy could be scabies or herp

>>681541839
It depends on the type of HSV (1 or 2), the stage of the outbreak, if it is the first time infection or a relapse, and reasons concerning the patients organism and immune system.
but yeah, in most occasions what you say is true.

had the same thing, you fucked somone with a yeast infection

>>681534697
I lost my shit

>>681534277
DUDE don't worry! This HAPPENS when you fuck girls without condoms cause there can be insufficient lube, and the friction can cause a slight rash or spots like this. Trust me its fine! You cannot get symptoms for STI's in one day!

>>681534277
I can confirm one thing, you deserved it to the fullest. Fucking idiot, not using a condom. I hope it is AIDS. Anyways, checked.

had the same shit, went away after 2 days... you seem to have fucked a bit too hard /b/ro

>>681542458
What the the fuck is that

>>681534277
Stop washing your cock with body wash.use a non scented soap.

>>681540554
So HPV is permanent until the wart gets removed?

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>>681534697

Op this FAbisdious h5 you should go to doctor as soon as possible, its the new disease, your teeth starts to hurt they start to fall, blood in urine pain in prostatious, and worst of all if its not treated within 5 days, your penis head will turn gray and the skinn will sart to peal off

>>681534277
it looks like small petechial bleeding

>>681540554
Also can I assume if it goes away it isn't HPV but just a razor burn

Happens to me sometimes right after fucking goes away on a day or so.

>>681540554
FUCK YOU
you are not a doctor
HPV causes cervical anal and throat cancer
men can suffer anal and throat cancer from HPV

>>681534277
was she hot

I've used this in the past to get rid of the itching; 1 parts water, 1/2 parts vinegar put in microwave til warm and apply with q-tip.

>>681543194
Most of the time yes, if you remove the wart you get rid of the virus. laser therapies work this way too. sometimes, after the initial removal, the wart might relapse once, but follow the treatmentt again and you will get virus free... the bad thing about that, is the fact that together with HPV type that causes warts, comes an HPV type 16-18 that can lead to serious problems for women (and sometimes men).
the only way to prevent this is by boosting your immune system to fight the virus (no smoking, no drinking, eat healthy etc.), and recent studies show that the HPV vaccine, has a part in cure, that's why girls (especially) should get vaccinated even if they have the virus in the first place.

>>681543410
to be honest I do not thing razor burns look a lot like that.
if it is warts, you propably have them in some other areas too, areas that come in close contact with the infected area. check the inner part of your legs, your pubic area etc.
yeah, warts do not go away easily and by themselves...

that's a normal brain tumor. do not worry

>>681543541
yes they can have these kinds of cancer by HPV infections, you are right. but cancer is not caused usually by the type of HPV associated with warts. the ''cancer types'' (16-18) can cause the above types, plus cancer of the gland of the penis, but are not so common as the woman cervix cancer, or at least we do not have the means to diagnose them early like cervix cancer test (pap test)

>>681534277
No OP don't listen to these pricks, hehe. i've had the same, its when you have rough sex and there's not enough lubricant.

>>681534697
K guize wasn't that funny

Your fucked

>im a med student 1 month from graduation

goodnight guys, medfag out...

>>681545385
same, its the same thing as a friction burn. happens every now and then. goes away in about 3 days or less

>>681545805
>claims to be med student
>says "your" when explaining "you are"
> I took the bait and made smart ass comment on it

>>681537588
There are certain people with a mutated gene making them immune to aids. Its pretty rare, only like 1/25000

>>681534512
Wrong it's ambulatory aids. The worst kind!

>>681534697

My sides just passed the the edge of the known universe

>>681534277
Looks like you humped a broad with ayeast infection. Get some anti fungal cleam at a pharmacy and rub it on your dick once a day. Continue this for a week after the symptoms have cleared.

>>681535630
This.
Had this happen to me and freaked out went to about 3 different places to get tested. All came back clean.
>pro tip. If it's Herps and you pass it onto a new woman acted surprised when she tells you she had Herps.

>>681534277
doesn't quite look like herpes. for me it was like 1 day nothing, next day tons of pimple looking sores with puss and it hurt to piss.

OK pls help me:

So I fucked this girl who I think may not have been clean. I didn't use a condom tho but I only fucked her once for like a minute maybe, then I felt incredible guilt and literally ran off (im not autistic, she was quite ugly).

Anyway, so like a month later I feel pain while urinating and there is this yellow discharge.

I'm sure I have an STD, so I get tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Negative.

All symptoms faded away in like two weeks though, and it's been more than 2 years and nothing happened since. I'm still scared but I know it can't be herpes or aids since those have entirely different symptoms.

What could I have? I can't think how those symptoms would appear yet I test negative for STD's.

>>681546369
if i wanted to make $71 a year and have good grammar id become an english major

>>681534277
HAHAHAHA ZOZZLE ZOZZLE KEK you are fucked OP. enjoy never having a normal sexual experience again faggot

that's definitely scoliosis. you need a back brace fam

>>681535888
trips of truth, sorry OP

>>681534277
Herpes 1 or 2

>>681536236
KEK

>>681534421
Chicken fucker

>>681534277
HOLY HERPES BATMAN!

>>681536946
get your logic outta here nigga

>>681534277
>>DON'T PANIC!!!!
Same shit happened to me once back in college. Drunk, didn't wrap it, etc. Turned out to be Scabies, aka 'The Seven Year Itch'

It can be a pain in the ass and doesn't go away on it's own for years, but treatment is fairly simple and effective. Sucks though, itches like a MF.

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Thrush yeast Infection treat it with
Canesten Cream Clotrimazole 1%
http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/canesten-cream-clotrimazole-1/prd-gl3?gclid=CjwKEAjwxoG5BRCC7ezlzNmR8HUSJAAre36j8fhcwRsr_EsEr6MghB5mLIzHqHkOMV8gJuy7QPezxBoCHDHw_wcB

Well, problem is a beer bottle isn't something you need to stick your Dick in. It has no brains to boink out. Honestly, dude no girl will want that Dick now or even before. So you should just turn gay, as long as your asshole doesn't look like that you can still get some big dudes to fuck it.

>>681549770
On the plus side, masturbating feels nice as it scratches the itch on top of how good it usually feels. It's like getting a back scratch while fucking. Pretty satisfying. Taking a leaked wasn't great though.

>>681536990
I bet you are jacking off using some sort of hand lotion for lube that you are allergic to. Man up and buy a fucking 3 dollar bottle of Equate brand water based lube from walmart.

>>681534277
Yeast infection bruh. Put some.antifungal on it

>>681548023
>>681548023
>>681548023
>>681548023
>>681548023

Please anyone?

>>681537299
nice dubz and thanks for the kek, you probably should just get castrated so you can't reproduce either. Both problems solved.