>young female, norwegian looking guy, aryan guy, average smoker walk into house
>occasionally interact with lepers and fuzzy animals
>leave house when somebody set us up the bomb

>>681529167
>Be Furry
>Best friend is robot
>Huge arsenal
>One weapon blows literally everything up
>1812 Overture

>>681529474
ratchet and clank

>Literal Jew
>Board Games of 1 second
>Electric boogaloo

>>681529167
>throw around ball
>somebody loses
>everyone wants to play as guy who is faster than everyone

>Aeiou
>Aeiou
>John Madden
>John Madden

>a russian, a german, and a frenchie walk around a corner
>a russian finishes walking around the corner
>only 1 body

>>681529820
madden

>Gay men and vampires fight
>Some cripple is also there
>Oh and a blue guy and a dog.

>Be in spooky hotel
>Death wants souls
>Weird as fuck people have them
>Steal them
>manager's mom is a cunt

>>681529820
Moon Base Alpha

>>681529698
Volleyball?

>>681530106
Some obscure flash game?

>be delivery boy
>Deliver nuke
>Gain super powers
Comeone guys its easy it was on the ps3

>>681530220
Nope it was on the ps2

>Ebola and AIDS
>More Ebola and AIDS
>Zombies and monkeys.

>>681530251
Infamous

>>681530450
Yup,surprised no one got it on the last thread

>After 9 years in development,hopefully it would be worth the wait.
>Worth
>the
>wait.

>>681530149
nope

>Be Beta
>Angel shows up
>Be Alpha
>Meet god

>>681530871
Kid Icarus?

>squirrel
>poop
>wat

>>681530996
Conker

>get training
>go on spaceship
>worms and monkeys want to eat you
>find way to escape when the ship's system goes crazy

>>681531105
System Shock 2

>>681531105
System Shock?

>>681529683
Wario ware

>>681531315
>>681531280
yes

>Wife is ded
>she wrote me a letter
>how she do that she ripperoni in pepperoni lel
>go around town looking for the cunt

>>681530106
Its Gregory's Horror show guys

>>681530427
RE5?

>>681530714
duke nukem

>>681531516
Silent Hill.

>Gay men in Italy
>Doesn't go to 'Murica cause music a bitch.

>>681530714
Duke Nukem or fallout 4

>>681530714
Pokemon?

>>681530427
Plague inc

>flying
>pmc
>murica

>>681531516
silent hill 2

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>>681529167
Left 4 Dead/Left 4 Dead 2
>>681529820
Moon Base Alpha
>>681530063
Castlevania??
>>681530427
Plague Inc. probably
>>681530714
TF2

>>681531894
Yes.

>Delelelewhoooop

>>681531824
That one was to easy

>>681531516
max payne

>>681531972
Winrar

>>681531824
Winrar

>>681531985
The Castlevania one is not correct.

>looking for shit kid
>god damnit stop running
>Wtf this story makes no sense
>wtf is this twist
>COMBAT COMBAT COMBAT

>swim to building
>take elevator to city
>city is basically a ghetto
>lead around by a mob boss

>>681529474
No joke, I just finish downloading Dreadlocke on my computer.

>>681532255
bioshock, too easy man

>Be scientist
>Spooky shit happens
>Ayy Lmao
>Fucking government
>Stuck in green void.

>>681532255
Bioshit

>casuals pick this game up and have fun together
>a fruit literally kicks all their asses
>shine

>>681532212
Go no other ideas then, you're going to have to spill the beans.

>>681532239
Heavy rain ?

>>681532239
Fallout 4

>go to island for essay
>bitch and douchebag get lost
>stick weapon
>kill bugs
>time warp
>repeat game

>>681532443
Half Life

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>>681532497
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:All Star Battle.

>>681532519
Nope

>>681532488
Smash Bros?

> Be emporer
> Be conquer
> Interdimetional killing beasts of doom
> lots to player options only one super intelligent unlocks everything.

>>681532601
You're good at this, kudos.

>>681532601
Whos the blue guy?

>seek
>seek
>lest

>>681532503
Nope

>asian kid's dad gets ko'd
>walks around his small town
>finds chink
>fights gollum

>crash into shit
>crash into shit
>get turbo
>get money
>crash into shit

>>681532758
Someone from Akira's early shit.

>>681532488
Plants vs zombies garden warfare 1/2

>>681532628
Which one

>>681532825
Burnout

>Be first place
>GOTTA GO FAST shell
>Back up
>Watch new first place get rekt.

>can't hear you
>can't see you
>can't hear you
>can't see you

>>681532636
Country justice 2: Revenge of the Rednecks.

>>681532953
MarioKart

>>681532846
Oh dark knight blueford,i got you

>>681532913
Nope

>>681532936
Yep.

>Fucking hell this bitch's father died
>What now?
>Ask "what now?" for 9 years.

>I am control army
>But I am one person in army
>Not just humans, orcs, elves, dwarves and others too
>Five campaigns
>Xbox original

>kill giant wall texture
>you wonder where the bad folks will go when they die

>Oh look they finally made a new game
>Holy shit why do they look terrible
>WHY IS THIS MARIO KART?

>>681533262
doom 2

>>681532818
Shenmue?

>>681533262
doom 2?

>>681533262
Doom?

>>681533345
>>681533370
Yep

>>681532804
Dark souls 2. Emerald Herald.

>>681533348
yep

>>681533230
Half Life 2 Episode 2

>>681533343
It's that Sonic racers game that I can't remember the name of, argh.

>>681530063
JoJo All-star Battle

>be emo
>shoot self in head
>doesn't die
>spawn monster
>high school life ruined
>become wall
>baby baby baby baby baby baby

>>681533343
Duke Nukem?

>>681532478
U WOT

>>681533546
The Darkness

>>681533441
Damn straight. Never even played it. Lol.

>>681533546
persona 3?

>Literally twelve
>Get the shit kicked out of me in dota
>Play this and claim its good

>invite friends
>look like an idiot with your friends
>listen to shitty music with your friends

>>681533633
Ding ding ding!

>>681533718
fuck yeah!

>>681533533
Nope.

>>681533627
Nope.

>>681529167
Literally 0 people getting this is nmrih makes me sad

>>681533698
League of legends?

>whole game is based on blowing up and trying again
>finally on your way
>run out of fuel because you suck at math

>>681533831
no one got mine either

>>681533717
My birthdays?

>>681533698
HoTS?

>>681529698
Tf2

>Simple game
>Retro shit
>One guy killed shit
>Whole internet now kills shit.
>One guy made peace
>Whole internet makes peace

>run around for 3 or 4 real-time hours
>find cool stuff
>someone kills you and you lose all progress
>rinse and repeat

>>681533254
Kingdom under fire heroes

>>681533849
kerbal space program

>Be native american
>Life is good
>Have half of Western America
>Spain fucks shit up
>Half of your land is gone.

>>681529167
l4d2 or l4d

>shoot shit
>conspiracy
>turns out that aliens
>pew pew shooty mcshoot
>pluts its got no style

>>681533831
Is it day z

>accidentally burn loads of civillians
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>shoot yourself in the head

>>681534109
yep

>>681534007
nope

>>681532923
melee

>>681534043
Rust/DayZ/WarZ or whatever ripoff title the faggot calls it now to avoid copyright

>>681534220
spec ops: the line?

>>681534158
OP of this post here... meant to say "plus it's got no style"

>>681533849
There was a flash game like this.
>>681533967
Well, it could be. But not in this case, no.
>>681534043
Rust or DayZ, I think

>Garry's Mod
>Go on a server
>Expect a bunch of people killing shit
>Corrupt admins
>Stupid shit heads
>Can't kill anyone.

>>681534377
TTT

>>681529472
Can't believe nobody has gotten this one yet. Should be so easy

>>681534239
Yup.

>>681529472
Kingdom Hearts

>>681534605
nope

>run around
>steal shit
>entire company drops the fucking ball

>>681534303
Yep.

>>681533849
Kerbal Space Program?

>Sand nigs and cops
>Have to actually pay real money to get guns
>Can drive cars
>Extremely laggy

>>681534377
Cancer?

>a yoga instructor, an eletric mouse, a plumber, and a robot boy fight for no reason

>>681534711
Roblox

>>681529167
>Authurian Mythos
>Spanish Guitar
>Stupid Superweapons
>Snow

>>681534711
APB?

>>681534827
smash
>2ez

>>681534682
Literally any mmo shooter?

>old guys memories
>lighthouse
>moon

>An actual good game
>Tumblerinas jump the bandwagon
>/v/ hates it now.

>>681534682
The Division

>>681534968
Nope

>steal shit
>shoot cops
>make meth
>2 faggots from movies are here
>kill Russians with a chicken man to break out your friend from jail

>>681534142
Oh, that's Eu4. I have actually never seen Spain do that well, France just merges with Lithuania or something and eats them.

>>681535031
UnderTale, no doubt.

>>681533433
finally. nice dubs

>>681532239
It was silent hill homecoming guys :(

>Weeb Trash
>Kill shit
>Weeb memes.

>Russian daycare

>Modern tech everywhere but no real infrastructure
>children cast out at a young age to make their own way
>fans known for their autism

>>681534979
To The Moon

>for 75g, you can save a life

>>681535182
hyper dimension?

>God's daughter gets stolen
>god kills other gods
>pay for the ending
>kill creator of the universe in that paid ending

>Be rightful Tengri
>Holy shit I can actually make an empire
>Mongols

>>681535268
Yup

>>681535246
Is it some sort of RPG?

>former cop is part of megacorp
>megacorp is attacked and guy becomes a robot
>tries to work with his boss to find out why corp was attacked

>>681535137
gg

>>681535246
Pokémon?

>>681535337
God of War??
Never played.

>run endlessly
>extremely annoying
>literally 4chan the game

>>681535384
Deux Ex Machina??

>>681535480
Nope.

>Some rodent likes names
>Motercylce
>Edgy shit

>>681535533
close enough

>>681535337
asura's wrath

>>681535590
Shadow the Edgehog

>du du du du du
>Dun dun dun
>Du du du
>Du Du DU Du

>money
>money
>money
>money
>money
>money
>money

>>681535614
Lol
Is it Deux Ex Human Revolution or something?

>>681529474
>>681529532
Mah niggas

>>681535776
GTA V

>objectivism is dum

>Graphiti everywhere
>Some palm tree men are too fucking blind to notice a color difference
>Dino shit.

>>681535812
yeah

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>>681534158
Lets add some more
>total hottie
>awesome weapons
>work for agency
>hilarious AI
>tfw first reload animations i ever saw

>>681535776
Killing Floor

>>681535892
Nope.
Extra clue:
>libertarian paradise

>fbi dance simulator
>now with cheerleaders

>Block people
>Starring Batman,Gandalf,and another block person
>Game costs $700

>>681535930
mario sunshine

>>681535991
Also wrong.

>>681535077
Adding more to this

>steal jewels
>steal paintings
>burn money
>steal coke
>black guy yells "EAT DAT DIRT"

>>681536111
lego dimensions

>High school of the dead
>Now with cheerleader!

>>681535381
yes
also,
>animal cruelty

>>681536180
Payday 2

>>681534018
Undertale

>>681535443
yes

>>681536231
Lollipop chainsaw

>play as spy
>travel to arabland
>stabbed in back by government secretly working with corporation
>travel the world killing cokeheads, gay men, emo asians, with hot women and a certified lunatic

>Give a guy some Pepsi
>He shoots oil tanker
>Can't just go around it
>Guy shoots a car
>Everyone dies
>Did I mention it was on the hardest difficulty setting?

>>681536261
Correct!

>>681535384
doose ecks

>>681536479
L4D 2

>>681533343
Banjo kazooie nuts and bolts

>Stand up stand up stand up.
>Alright now alright now alright now
>Break you down break you down break you down
>Now on Famicom!

>>681536723
"Takeshi's Challenge"?

>everyone is David Bowie

>>681536843
JoJo?

>asian girl jumps off buildings

>>681529472
Resident Evil

>>681536889
North Korea

>really enjoy hurting people
>kill Russian mobs

>>681536951
yes finally

>>681536884
Maybe? I'm thinking of something else.

>>681536889
Mirror's Edge?

>>681536889
mirror's edge?

>>681534063
Kind of. I was going for the seccond, and better game, Crusaders. I didn't much care for heroes.

>>681537016
>>681536981

>>681537033
>>681537056
Correct

>Dragon Freddy Mercury
>Music References Everywhere
>Instant Kills
>Awesome Soundtrack
>A Billion Versions

>Be president
>Fuck off Middle East
>Stop invading Kuwait
>Nuke Saddam
>'Murica fucking loves it
>China nukes you
>Whole world goes to hell.

>cyka blyat idi nahui

>>681537363
Cs:go?

>>681537363
Any multiplayer Valve game

>>681537363
CS:GO

>WOOLOO

>aegis

>>681537363
DOTA 2