feels like all the stress of the world falling off your shoulders

Like fucking a hot apple pie

Like nothing. Blowjobs are dull affairs imo.

Getting a dick in your butt, on the other hand, is a divine experience.

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>>681521777

>>681521777
checked

3/10 most of the time. 7/10 if someone skilled does it. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Overrated 10/10.

Like bags of sand.

>>681521881
>>681522120
so its just a waste of time ?
if i ever got in a bed with a woman (or w/e) should i skip the blowjob ?

>>681522120
This. If your cock is fairly thick, expect to feel razor sharp scraping along the sides of your cock from her teeth.

>>681522514
If she's REALLY excited about it, or really submissive and in love with your dick, she'll worship your cock. Most girls treat it as a chore though

>>681522111
>>681521777
wew

>>681522562
>>681522683
>razor sharp scraping
>chore
you faggots are scaring me

>>681523011
That will really only happen if she doesn't give a shit. Honestly, I stopped dating normies. I only date submissive kinky girls now, they know what they're doing.

Like salty milk and coins

>>681521678
Like bags of sand

Dont let these faggots steer you wrong.
Blowjobs are amazing

>>681521678
Pretty fucking good, anon. Pretty fucking good. It'll happen, bud. Don't stress it.

It Feels warm, and surprisingly dissapointing. Maybe i got bad head.

Overrated.
Watching them is honestly more arousing.

like a bag of sand

>>681523946
>>681523323
>>681522485
you're obviously a virgin too . or the thing you was told that was a girl and you dated , was actually a bag of sand

>>681523829

Agreed.

>>681521777
>>681522111
checked

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>>681522514
see
>>681522683
If she is really into it, if she enjoys herself and gives you the look "I am your little whore" and you really care about her, it's amazing. Blowjobs are interesting in that how dominating or submissive with your partner you can be. I am usually the dominating partner in my relationship, but sometimes during blowjobs she can really dominate me. I have to tell her to stop, and if she wants to continue I don't have the power to take her head away. Other times I can grab her by the hair and choke her with my cock so much she just moans and begs me to fuck her.

>>681521678
if done right it feels awesome, if not it's really not that great.

fyi most chicks under the age of 25 or so are shitty at it. girls in their late 20s and up, if they know what they're doing, holy fuck, before u know it you'll be curing up around her and she'll have your cum in her mouth.

If pussy is 10/10 I would say bjs are a solid 6/10 if they know what they're doing. Anal is about the same, I don't care for it.

>>681525103
>Anal is about the same, I don't care for it.

feels better if you're the one doing the fucking kek

For me, it's a great warmup act, but if I either cum or switch to fucking in about 1 minute, it gets really frustrating. Also never had a girl get me off with a blowjob.

>>681525103
The idea of anal is fun, but pussies are built to milk cock. They are tight and warm everywhere. Anal is only tight in one spot. The only hot part is knowing you are dominating the shit (literally) out of a little whore.

Like a bag of sand

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>>681521678
extremely overrated. Sticking your cock in a tight wet pussy is where its at

>>681525250
>Also never had a girl get me off with a blowjob.

oldfag here. those girls are out there though, they suck dick like it's the last one they're ever gonna see.

>>681525250
well its gonna be my first time so
the whole sex thing will be about 15 minutes of awkward silences and disappointment
im gonna look forward to that 1 minuet of blowjob

>>681521678

Why don't you hire a hooker and find out?

>>681521678
Warm and wet, not actually a lot of feeling to it. You don't realise until a woman plays with it that most of the feeling came from your own hand anyways.

>>681525538
Do you masturbate A LOT? If so, you probably will have a hard time staying hard, and probably won't cum during sex. If you don't masturbate that much, you will probably cum too soon. Condoms exacerbate both problems. There is a reason people complain about them.

>>681525520
Guys suck better dick 9/10

wet bags of sand

>>681525237
Actually it's still up to debate if prostate orgasm is even better than female orgasm can be (which is better than male orgasm). Sadly I am not a faggot so I probably won't experience it, but you are probably factually wrong anon.

>>681521678
Depends on the girl...

>>681525989
Is that true?

>>681521678
It's kind of unbelievable. Like, you don't really feel as much. It's just like when you're holding your dick. But the fact that it's finally happening makes you feel like you're exhilarated in a way. That's the best part and it basically makes you want to cum just by thinking about it. You don't feel it as much, even less if you're circumcised. I don't feel it as much and i'm not even circumcised.

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Poor kissless virgin. Pay for it cunt.

Depends on how hard she sucks, if she sucks too hard it might feel too much at some point... dunno just saying

>>681527022

Right because you are the pimpiest alpha male out there anon ;)

It sucks real good

Not all that great unless you're getting blown by someone with porn star type of skills.
Kinda dull and slow, doesn't get as wet as you'd want, teeth hurt big time.

>>681521678
it varies. one of my female friends at college sucked dick like ive never imagined, but none of my girlfriends were very good consistently.

Put your finger under your tongue, thats kinda what it feels like

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>>681521678
If you get someone good it feels the way pizza tastes

I mean it feels alright. For me its more a mental thing like 'yeah you taste my dick, bitch.'

>>681521678
No one ever uses enough saliva, too much teeth. Even the ones that say their great turn out dull.

>>681521678
It feels good, but it hurts my back.

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>>681521777

>>681521678
it is fucking retarded...
seriously though like it takes a long ass time
and isn't that good lol, seriously just lose my
boner when my gf sucks my dick lol

>>681529145
Pic of gf

blowjobs are so overrated. fite me

>>681529145
seriously ?
two "lol"s in a single replay ?

even your way of typing is shouting " I'm a kiss-less virgin"

>>681521678
You have all your time, anon. I waited till being 28 to fuck my best friend. dumped her 6 month later. would do it again.

>>681525489
this guy gets it

>>681521678

Pretty good up until hypersensitivity kicks in. Much prefer fucking a pussy over head.

>>681529535
Wow, your best friend eventually came around? That sounds pretty cool though..like, they gave you a shot

It's eh. Great in concept, amazing erotic and pleasing to the receiver's eye, but pretty unremarkable, in my experience. I will say, people can learn and get better. For instance, my girlfriend (who was a fairly sheltered virgin) thought a blowjob literally meant sucking. So I ended up with a hickey on my meatus. We had a good laugh after that one. She has been getting better and using her tongue more, but still not as good.
tl;dr pussy>mouth

>>681529462
haha lol no you're wrong but k...

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You could take these fags word for it or you could look at the evidence...if blowjobs were not all that good why is there soo much porn about it?

>>681529246
why lol

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>>681521678
Nothing better than a good old fashioned oily handjob in my opinion.

>>681521678
Felt better than pussy.

>>681530272
who actually watches that shit though?
I bet we all skip that shit and watch the anal part
only.

>>681521678
It feels pretty fucking good, spit makes great lube making a womans mouth a awesome place to cum.

>>681521881
Agreed to that. Nothing like a cock in your ass

>>681529112
Undrr8ed

This thread is depressing. But I won't say why.

>>681530459
>implying everyone is you

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>>681521678
Depends if it's done by someone who knows what they are doing . Most girls 4/10. Sone girls are 7/10 at it ,
Which feels good. But when you get someone reallyyyyy good. Feels better then Pussy. Sadly those girls are rare.,

>>681530678
All the fags pretending they know what it's like? or all the fags that don't know how good they have it?

>>681521678
it's even better than inside of pussy

>>681521678
Overrated.

>>681531103
which type of faggot are you ?

>>681531158
virgin spotted

Mouths don't get pregnant and don't require condoms they also never have periods

>>681531170
this
also

i wish i never lost my virginity given that i have sex less than once every two months... i wish i just didnt know the feeling.

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>>681531255
I am one of the fags depressed by this thread, welcome to the party pal

>>681531308
What is herpes?

>>681531487
awww :( why bro

>>681531545
What is not fucking with dirty sluts

>>681522562
Fucking this. Holy shit almost every bj I've ever been given was honestly more painful than enjoyable. A thick cock takes either a girl with a massive mouth or one that'd willing to brutalize her jaw for you

I want to still a virgin to

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>>681531103
Actually you missunderstood me. It's depressing for me because I'm 31 yo and I'm still virgin. Yet I have the most amazing chance when I was 15 with a blonde blue-eyed tender girl and a nice one in 2008 as well and I just evaded from it without being aware of it due my insecurities. And it hurts, anon.

My only solace is to think I would have been bad for her.

Not that I expect kidness from you or anyone else here though.

>>681522120
This always just waiting to stick it in her. Most women are horrible at it

>>681523829
your gf gives shitty head huh buddy?

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OP here
thanks anons . I will remember you all in my first time .

will go head straight for the pussy if i ever got lucky

>>681521678
I've always felt it would be better to be the girl. Sliding a long hard shaft down your gullet, feeling the unbridled flow of your lover's passion. Becoming one with his hot, erect cock.

I know it sounds gay but it is hard to explain. Wanting to be the woman isn't gay, because you'd be the woman. I just want to suck dick without the gayness associated with it, you know?

>>681531688
Because of the people that feel like they gotta pretend, and also because of the guys who take for granted the intimacy of a woman even preforming oral sex, I get oral and vaginal regularly and love both and I like that she enjoys it too. Don't get me wrong I'm dominant but I don't enjoy anything if a girl is crying out in pain its okay if it starts out "no" but I'm not happy unless it turns into "yes" turning her on is half the pleasure.

>>681532492
Eat pussy faggot

>>681531692
What's the point of fucking unless your fucking slutty women willing to do depraved things.

>>681521678
i dont know but having sex feels exactly like youd expect it to and apparently you are supposed to be polite and not just start throttling her and not just stick it back in at your own free will if youve pulled out for some reason. and then you have to shower after or you'll smell like sex

>>681532174
Bro internet hug, pleasant surprise bitch.

>>681521678
feels ok

>>681521678
Teeth fucking hurts

>>681532611
You sound gay

>>681532174

It happens anon, I'm almost 28, had 1 direct chance and atleast 2 so-so ones

I'd rather lose it with a guy now though.

>>681532633
Stop being lazy find a nice girl exercise your mental superiority over her and turn her into a slut for your cock only

>>681521678
Depends if the person's any good at it, but it pretty much feels like what you'd expect from sticking your dick inbetween someone's lips and then between their tongue and hard pallet.

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>>681521777
>>681522111
>>681522688
>>681523011
>>681527022
>>681531255
>>681531688
>>681532611
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>>681533206
How about you suck my dick and find out boy

>>681533555
Oh shit

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>>681533555
>555

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>>681533555
please check this

>>681533699
My god

did this thread die for anyone else for like... a minute or so ? "pruned or deleted"
>refresh
thread is back

>>681533555
what the fuck

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>>681521678
its great it fills like she will pull your dick off. you can find her online if you google shark rocket

I fucking want doubles too dammit! Or a blowie. They decent, OP

>>681532492
I don't know how you'd define "gay", but if it turns you on, just do it. Get a trap if you don't fancy men, and don't bother with this gay/straight bullshit. That's just it, labels and tumblr shit, just do what you like.

(You should accept the fact that you actually are a bit fag, though)

>>681521678
Feels like your dick is a popsicle and the chick just got done running a marathon in 102 degree weather

>>681522514
nothing beats the feeling of her wet tongue, her warm breath against your dick. Yes, if she's really good at it it's amazing, but even if she isn't that good, it's still so fucking good. Getting hard just thinking about it...

>>681521678
It's far better in your imagination than it is in real life. Stick with the imagination. Imagining how good it feels like jerking off is, in my experience, a better experience.

>>681534688
>implying you've ever touched a woman
nice dubs tho

>>681534397
>not calling it amiigo

>>681521678
benis in bagina feels better, blowjobs are falsely glorified by virgins and people with power fantasies

>>681531301
how could I tell if I was, dumbass.

>>681532998

Thanks, sometimes I gotta love this board.

>>681533207

Good luck. Respect to your choice.

>>681535257
bang on.

>>681535722
i don't know how you could tell.... i know i can tell tho, also getting mad about it only reaffirms my belief

I wish i knew my gf is one of those who doesn't like to suck on the dick what a bitch, but i still fuck her which is a plus

>>681536138
well it's hard to get u some evidence bout it, brew... How you I know you no virgin either?

It's probably amazing if you are a virgin. But actually blowing your load in a vag is 1000 times better.

>>681536743
I'd say it's a matter of taste if u like more cuming by pussy or BJ

>>681521777
>>681522111
>>681533555
Trips thread confirmed

>>681531032
Congratulations. You just described a 1 to 10 scale... glad we got that cleared up.

>>681521678
It varies wildly for me, even with the same chick. When they're good they're fucking amazing, it's like all the hype of heaven centered around your dick. When it's bad though it isn't even worth it. Flat out, teeth on dick does not feel good anywhere.

>>681532398
name

>>681536626
easy, i've never said i've had or haven't had sex

>>681521678
Honestly OP, it totally depends on the person giving the BJ. It can be uninspired or even occasionally painful if someone really doesn't know what they're doing. But having your dick sucked, tugged and worshiped by a chick who truly enjoys giving head is about the most pleasurable thing around.

>>681537782
mia malkova

>>681538175
too bad most hoes don't do blowjobs... and if they do it's as a "reward" for some shit... that's why prostitues > regular boring as shit women

>>681537782
Megatron.

>>681521678
Bags of sand

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>>681538570
Just gotta find the right chick /b/ro. Got a spectacular BJ just last night from my wife. Married for some time now, but she still loves to choke on my cock. Feels good man.

>>681539265
>THIS JUST IN ON THE NEW ISSUE "SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED"

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>>681539528
Honestly don't give a rat's ass if you believe me or not. Tonight I'll be fucking my wife and you'll be holding your cock in your left hand to pretend it's someone else.

>>681539265
Surely this is not false.

>>681539963
Roasted!

>>681539963
obviously you do, otherwise you wouldn't respond to me... instead you'd be fucking your imaginary "waifu"

>>681540107
>>681539963
samefag is samefag

>>681539528
>>681540046
Samefag

>>681522562
this and only gets worse if she has braces

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>>681540173

>>681540225
>>681540173
>>681540138
>>681540107
>>681540046
>>681539963
>>681539528
>>681539265
you guys are adorable, pretending like you've touched a woman before

>>681521678
Like a wet bag of sand.

>>681540445
o u rly mad now ! got the screenshot and all that jimmie rustled shit. (not the same guy, just fueling the flames between you fags)

it feelings fucking great too bad my wife will only do it if i nag her for a month straight

>>681540449
Damn, that truth bomb has radiation... what did you expect from /b/tards..?

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Dudes. What the fuck.


I fucking love blowjobs. The build is often a bit slower, but I like just watching my dick go in a girls mouth. My last gf would whimper a bit as I thrust into her ever so gently with her rhythm. She'd look up and you know you just own her.

I'd cum so hard. The buildup is longer and slower until I imagine my cum shooting all the way down the back of her throat more and more.

Then they literally clean your dick with their mouth. What is not to love.

I'd rather a long slow bj than fuck.

Jeesus b. You children.
Ever thought of teaching someone?
A fair number of girls love it for some reason, but think guys aren't about it.

Also, roadhead
My dick just typing this post

>>681540449
K

>>681540449
wut?

>>681540449
>>681539265
kek even this anon agrees your neckbeard ass ain't gettin any pussy

Thread successfully derailed with argument.

>>681521869
Tried that, the burns were worth it.

>>681521869
McDonald's or home made?

>>681540827
>A fair number of girls love it for some reason, but think guys aren't about it.
That is complete, utter and TOTAL bullshit. If she doesn't know men like getting their dick sucked she should be put in a mental hospital. Either that or your lying... I believe it's the latter.

>>681540617
asian women dont suck dick in my experience. they definitely dont like it anyway. never been allowed to cum in her mouth. balls deep in pussy or asshole is ok though

>>681521678
Literal 18 year old kid here who got blown by his gf for the first time about 2-3 months ago.

imo sex is nothing like this heavenly experience, its an intamacy thing, and a power thing. when i got blown, it wasnt great, nor did it really do much, but ill tell you what i felt like the fucking king of the world and that was an experience ive never felt to that degree before. same with sex, its all pleasant but its just not that great compared to the psychological effects it can have on you.

especially if you were lonely for a long time.

>>681541344
Leave her.

>>681541344

My Japanese ex girlfriend gave me the best head I've ever had in my life. She sucked my dick 5 times a week for 3 months and I came in her mouth every time.

I could tell she hated the taste because she would dry heave a bit sometimes in the bathroom straight after, but she did it anyway cause she was my gf and that's what gfs do. Seriously if your gf isn't letting you cum in her mouth somethings wrong and she's a shit gf.

>>681541657
got a kid with her as well. i can deal with creampieing her every day

Depends. I easily cum but with ex I wouldn't be able to cum if she sucked me for 1 hour . With some other chick it was way better and it felt like I could cum in like 10-15 minutes if she kept going. Tbh familia sticking it into pussy(never tried ass) and even fucking handjob gave me way more pleasure than only blowjobs but I'm sure plenty of people would disagree with me so why don't you try it faggot. I'm sure prostitutes give great bjs.

>>681541790
Unfortunate you... Sorry to hear that.

>>681541344
Wtf? all 4 asians gfs ive had not only let me cum in their mouth but swallowed.. I think you are dating the wrong women

>>681541766
yeah but i always lick her pussy before sex all the fucking time great eh. a couple cambodian women were crazy about cleaning my dick in the shower before sucking it, or just not giving oral. same as my wife now. it doesnt surprise me as the japanese are kind of more westernized

>>681541981
Right ?

>>681541374
>Literal 18 year old kid here who got blown by his gf for the first time about 2-3 months ago.
>its all pleasant but its just not that grea

That's because you don't know how to do it right, and haven't figured out how to get the most out of it yet.

After a few years of trying stuff out you'll get the hang of it, then one day you'll catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror with a shampoo bottler up your arse, a belt around your neck and some girl licking your toes and think "this is it."

>>681521678
Quite nice really

>>681521678
Ask your dad. I'm sure your mom has sucked his dick

>>681541981
i live in thailand. i'm not talking about ethnically asian women that have grown up in western countries , different story

>>681542226
boooooooring

>>681542059
Can i take a pass?

Yeah my girlfriend really likes it. I would hate to have a girlfriend that didn't do oral all the time. And when her feminine penis squirts cum into my mouth, she looks at me and smiles

>>681530459
Tru

>>681524243
Newfag

>>681533125
pussy

>>681542707
no teeth are bad

Isn't nice as you can imagine but still good. Pussy is so fucking better because you have the control of you movement and go at your beat if you know what I mean

Wish I could tell you.

>>681521678
To be honest, it feels pretty god damn good even if the girl isnt a blowjob expert. Its a completely different experience from pussy. Personally my favorite thing in the world is 69. I got a hot pussy in my face, and my dicks gettin worked out. Dont lose hope anon, you gotta keep trying and getting shot down, dont just sit at home on the computer all day. One more thing, if virgin and want to know what pussy feels like, you can get pretty close with a fleshlight. I used to have one, they're a lot of damn trouble to keep clean and shit. But if you put it and the lube in a bucket of hot water for 10 mins, feels a lot like pussy. Anyway. Sorry youre a virgin bro.

>>681521678
From a hot little slut amazing. From someone sucking your cock with no real love pretty shit. Same goes for sex if shes like a sack of potatoes with no communication your get more joy from your hand. If she's really into it the best sex ever

>>681543932
Agree

That's even better when she blows it.

let me tell you you will stick to pussy sex after your girlfriend nicks your dickhead with her fangs. it would not stop bleeding like she went through a vein. couldn't fuck or even fap for about 6 weeks. it was hell

>>681543176
Don't listen to this guy, The right gal will make her mouth a thousand times better than any pussy.