>>681479015
>Alabama slamma

lets have sex and watch wrestling bro

>>681479015
did he die?

>>681479358


mildly appropriate title because this happens on the east end of Long Island in NY and it's about as hick/redneck as it gets.

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I wonder if that counts as an attempted homocide?

>>681479601
Wtf is going on?

>>681479015

That kid's probably dead.

>>681479963
Prolly a coma and brain damage but if he died it would have been all over the news

>>681478722
nigger use the fucking catalogue
>681469340

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This was over 39 cents.

>>681479918

Stopping their hearts. That girl didn't die but she now has brain damage.

By putting pressure on the chest plate it squeezes the heart stopping its contractions. No blood pump = death. It's incredibly stupid but as we see they are nigger apes.

>>681480091
SHIT MY DICK
>>681469340

>>681479918
You press on one's chest, so that one can have the experience of suffocation

animal fights

>>681478722
>niggers

>>681478722
Was the big naked niggerella getting fucked by her next baby daddy or hosed off in the yard. Why bring that naked mess outside?

>>681480096

[spoiler]Bargain[/spoiler]

>>681480367
>Times Square New York


has the largest jewish population outside isreal

>>681478722
why was that silverback getting involved?

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>>681480715

They all live on Times Square? How can they afford that? That must be one of the most expensive places in the world, literally.

>>681479180
Why the fuck is that one guy wanking off the downed guy

>>681479266
she practically just tripped over and fell into a coma, how does that even work?

>>681479668
what the fuck is going on here

>>681480104
Such a short time doesn't necessarily cause brain damage.

I do agree that it is a stupid as fuck thing. I think something similar was popular back when I was in school a long while ago.

>>681480869
what the fuck

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>>681481265

>Why the fuck is that one guy wanking off the downed guy

It's called "oportunity".

>>681481957
that's a porn webm

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Is that deviant old fag that kids father or is he some other random degenerate trying to molest him?

Anyone got sauce on this?

>>681479832
oogha booga

>>681479963
people dont die that easy

>>681480214
>Prometheus

>>681481265
they reckon it would revive him...

>>681481957
>/fit/

>>681478722
I don't even need sound to know someone yelled worldstar during that

>>681481957
Source?

>>681482131
>san francisco: the gif

>>681481080
Boy I bet those Brits are happy with their multiculturalism now

>>681482131
>t
y the fucck do kids twerk today. jesus niggers have affected our youngest with their shit culture.

>>681479668
Hello I would like to tell you about your lord and savior jesus christ

>>681479668
He tried to take off on his dealer after getting some weed, he then promptly crashed

>>681482493
in the east midlands we don't even notice it

plus it's the police's job to deal with any naughty folk

>>681478722
Why is there ALWAYS a big fat tub of nigger cottage cheese in ghetto throwdowns?

>>681481265
For the ultimate thrill.

>>681482783
You should check the statistics on the percentage of black women that are obese. Go ahead, I'll wait.

>>681480214
Not prometheus.webm.
you disappoint me

>>681479015
Wow nice non funtional brain

>>681480214
>puts 2 random clips together
>disgunbgood
>sofunny
fuck off with this shit, it doesn't even make sense

>>681482175
Yes they fucking do

>>681479015
Why do people always fucking do that? A fist fight is one thing, you can defend yourself, make your point, whatever, but when you slam a kid's head onto the ground you're asking to be put in prison

>>681482175
Try it yourself

>>681482336
>>681481957
bump for sauce

You fags don't know it yet, but you created a proper Rekt thread. Usually a rekt thread on /b/ is actually a gore thread and it turns out fucking terrible.

>>681479668
cracker gonna crack

>>681483603
nah
non-porn -> rekt
rekt -> gore
gore -> death by slaughter

>>681483231
Do what? One slam and one punch (just to make sure your opponent is no longer a threat) isn't excessive. If he had jumped on the guy's chest and started repeatedly slamming his head against the floor, you'd have a point. Not this time, though; the winner backed off as soon as he knew he'd won.

>>681483146
but they also dont too.

>>681483231
Yes it is excessive, it looks like they are at school. Nearly every time I see a .gif like this, it is teenagers at highschool.

>>681481957
Gay

>>681484139
meant to reply to this
>>681483858

>>681484261
you don't say

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>>681484125
Other one is a trap nowadays

>>681479445
haha

>>681480744
that happened to me when i was 8, i freaked out and tried to pull it out to quick and it snapped off in my finger.

the dumb nurses at camp were cutting away my nail bit by bit without local anesthetic... until hours later when they gave up and sent me to a real hospital

>>681479106
In the rest of the video the other guy is classy enough to not stomp him....he even tries to help him get his bearings.

>>681480479
what the fuck am i watching here annon

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>>681479180
Why?

>>681482180
hey look, a person not afraid of using their head!

>>681480104
Stupid fucker, they press on their chests to stop the oxygen needed so they get a short passout.

Niggers tho didnt do it "safely" by cathing them etc.

>>681484644
a stockpile of asians rekking all edible things in sight like some locusts

>>681481957
still want sauce on this

>>681481957
filename kek

>>681484644
If I had to guess, I'd say a bunch of chinese at the buffet

>>681485372
2spooky4me

>>681484338
do tell us more

>>681481265
The loser gets their dick chopped off....gotta have a boner to make a clean full chop. Why do you stupid fucking newfags ask this obvious shit every fucking time.

>>681482264
i shounted wordstar while watchin it

>>681481265
it's a physical stimulation that keeps the brain conscious

>>681484125
>filename not "console gaymers"
man, that missed opportunity

>>681483841
no homo, just friends sucking dicks

>>681486406
same as:

>not gay, just like chicks with dicks

>not into animals, just furry porn

>no pedo tendencies, just loli stuff

etc.

>>681480715

Wrong.

You mean Williamsburg NY in Brooklym. And even then it's over run by hipsters on the north side.

Time Square is tourists BRAH

>>681479601
source engine?

>>681479832
topkek

>>681480096
This happened in Lakewood, WA, where I used to live. I'm not saying he was right to hit her, but knowing how basically ALL employees in retail/service industry act in Washington, I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't a fucking cunt that popped off at the mouth because she thought she was appointed to position by god. The people behind counters are so fucking cocky in Washington.

>>681482131
kill it

>>681479832
guess not, because she dindu nuffin

>>681481265
heard it helps wit blood circulation

>>681480715
Grote Markt, The Hague, you idiot.

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>>681486809
>no curve whatsoever
2016 and sheeple still buy round earth government bullshit.

>>681484997
for the guy to regain consciousness i think

>>681478722
I fapped. Its porn.

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>>681486099
That poor kid
Children that age instinctively would get up and run, try to cover themselves, etc.
She doesn't.
That means she has been beaten so many times she has surrendered emotionally. She knows she can't get away, she knows she can't make it stop.
Not even 5 and already broken.

>>681486570
dude, was a joke

>>681479601
Cutie in the neone green would get it

>>681487068
NAME?

>>681479803
Does that include the Montauk area?

>>681479601
For those that don't know. You breathe in and out quickly for a minute then take a deep breath in and hold it. Someone pushed on your chest and you pass out.

>mfw people have died this way

>>681488331
If you go to the ocean, you don't see that curve do you?

>>681481957
Dat filename

>>681479358
>necessary
>maybe not so much
Inb4 hurr she was approaching the cop super fast and could've had a gunknife combo kill on both cops no prob so she deserved it I would've knocked her out I would've slammed her harder cry Moar libfag etc etc..

>>681479445
hahaha what are the odds

>>681488941
I'd never seen this until recently. We played the choking game back when I went to highschool.

>>681482131
Words can't express how happy i am to not be American.

>>681483231
If you don't start shit... you don't get shit.

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>>681487061
This is fucking fact. Bunch of goddamn assholes around here.
>I live in fucking lakehood

>>681479668
Damn trying to steal on the black kid, nigga dun goofed straight into a tree and probably jail time.

>>681489146
Exactly

>>681489244
This was starting to be a thing when I was graduating high school (2002). Before that was the choking game. Same end effect, really.

>>681489507
They're both dangerous as hell, but I imagine just depriving your brain of oxygen is way safer than depriving your entire body.

>>681484644
Chinese are notoriously shitty people. It's entirely a cultural thing. China's own government has to have a "How to avoid being a bad tourist" section on their website that includes things like not pooping on the ground in parks and not shoving people on the bus.

>>681487061
>The people behind counters are so fucking cocky in Washington
nothing she could have said excuses the use of violence like that unless you think like a sub-human

>>681489245
I'm sure you'd be unable to find the words to describe the sad state of your education, or lack there of.

This overstepping SJW shit sadly is not contained to one country, it's in our neighbors area, it's across the seas in Europe, hell it's even being bred by Sweden.

>>681480096
She shouldve got 2 for flinching

>>681488877
Pure Estonian Beauty

>>681480367
This was in europe and you know it, nigger

>>681480479
Chinese people be crazy, everyone knows that..no time for lines or courtesy, this looks pretty normal

>>681484644
Chinese people going for the seafood at a buffet. It's all about the seafood.

>>681490374
i'd either stare to death in this country, or i'd go on a high scoring godzilla-escue rampage
>Oh no giant american destroys tokyo!

>>681490369
I already said where it was. I lived like 10 mins away from there.

>>681478722
But I still came?

>>681480715

Times Square is all offices and stores. It has no permanent population, just dickheads from Bumfuckia like you eating chain restaurant food and gawking at large LED displays.

>>681480104
>Stopping their hearts
no, it's suffocation, dumbass

>>681480328
dumb

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>>681488331
WEAK BAIT, try again shitlord.

>>681482554
I'm pretty sure nigger influence is the least of that little faggot's problems

>>681487661
Sauce?

>>681486099
What make's a person do that to a innocent kid? ( yeah I know some kids can be really fucking annoying but they are just kids, they don't have acknowledge on how to behave properly but mostly thats the parents fault)

>>681485265
go away faggot

>>681480328
Stupid and not funny. How the hell do you make 9/11 not funny? You are bad at what you do and should just give up, try somethin else, maybe an education. Do not try to be funny ever again, you are like that one friend that tries to be funny and eeryone just shrugs, stop, just stop. Lurk, dont post your diarrhea here.

>>681489245
That is from Brazil, retard.

>>681479601
Your supposed to do that when you take some good molly

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>>681482131
this is even gayer then two dudes fucking each other

>>681494417
I think I just got a mild brain aneurysm from the levels of autism in that webm

>>681479668
the dealer actually pulls the stearing wheel causing the crash which makes it even more hilarious

>>681482970
100%

>>681486570
>not a newfag, just a fucking idiot

>>681480479
>>681484644
>>681490374
Niggers are worse. They'll murder you in cold blood for a few crab legs. Sorry it's not a webm

https://youtu.be/ha0Juif3wXA

>>681494417
>when /b/ does martial arts

>>681481080
that looks like camdem fam

>>681497085
>when /b/ does anything
fucktard

>>681481266
Its because some people are easier brought into a coma than others.
For example this woman got knocked out because 1- her head hit the ground or 2- the shock of randomly being crashed.

>>681479445
>hero

>>681487284
fake and gay

>>681479358
How the hell did that knock her out?
I've seen bitches take harder hits

>>681497879
that feel when no qt disabled gf trying super hard to make you breakfast

10/10 would marry and take care of

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>>681498956
I want to fuck her sister super loud like one room over while she's sleeping to make her incredibly uncomfortable

she's 18 now too, perfectly legal!

>>681490154
Zing!

>>681499312
MOAR PLS

>>681486351
...wut?

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>>681499769
lil' sis is only in like 2 of her videos

>>681486525
>glider.webm
>/b/

Never been more nervous

>>681498805
it didn't. she was pretending to be more hurt than she was

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boxxy gives me impure thoughts

>>681493557
A sub human brained person is capable of this. Definition of humanity should be narrowed far above the brain functionality of people like this. This type of person should be considered more dangerous animal than human.

>>681497620
oh look. I'ts my university.

>>681479180
Is he cum?

>>681500071
thanks for being a bro but can you give link pls?

>>681479668
It shit like this that makes the dealer's in my city demand they get in the back seat before any deal starts being made.

>>681500393
google "charisse cerebral palsy"

listening to her talk is fairly painful

>>681500523
ar...are...are they legal?

>>681498956

>take care of

how long do you think she'd stay cute and fuckable for? Just wait until her metabolism slows down and you're wiping the ass of a retarded hairy landwhale

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>>681500694
charisse is like 20 now, her sister Karlee (redneck names, they are alabama trash) is 18

>>681500694
Autism

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>>681481957
>>681482131
>>681484125
do not open this homosex videos

>>681500871
All the while slapping you in the face with THE CLAW!!!

>>681483146
Medic here. I'd say 50/50.
Really depends on if his skull or neck broke. Otherwise probably brain damage. I don't think brain damage to a chimp does anything though. They have thicker skulls and less brain for a reason

>>681486590

That intake valve needs some work

>>681479106
>ayo, what time is it
>about tree fiddy

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>>681497692
rip in piece pingu :(

>>681500973
Now this erection feels justified
That crazy arm motion always gets me hot n' bothered

>>681479832
I think...her spinal cord snapped in half....oof...

>>681498805
I don't think she went unconcious. Probably wind knocked out of her. Makes sense she landed flat on her back pretty hard

>>681487284
I can't even toss a paper wad into a trash can

>>681487061

agreed, plus she's a woman. women think they can't get hit.

i'm glad she got popped

>>681499312
>>681500071
if palsy put her nipples into a other girls boobs and squeeze them then her boobs will become bigger as the milk will travel from body to body with passion the while they will have their pusys tribbing together and the vaagina of the her will suck the cum and period of the other girl

>>681486351
that's a new one.

>>681501962
I have no counter joke for this.
I was not prepared for this level when I woke up, anon.

>>681497879
i am a pretty fucked up person but i want to look after her O_o

>>681486809

fake

>>681500993
isn't that the 7ft boxer that lost to David Haye lol

>>681487661

Something is seriously wrong with Japan. Holy fucking shit.

>>681498527
confirmed retard

>>681481466
Stop shitposting anon

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>>681479445
kek'd
a lot

>>681497692
BUT WHY?!

>>681482336
>>681483602
I know thats evan parker and I think kody knight. Evans really cool. I worked back with him when he was still with andy.

>>681484125
this one is me. :P

>>681502237

Contain your autism, that autist is just being random and autistic. It's not difficult.

>>681498418
fake, this is staged

>>681483841
Just a prank bro

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>>681482131

>>681486099
wish i never opened this.

>>681503238
Shhh, let him dream

>>681502120
Not that new

>>681479832
with the advert at the bottom I thought steam was going out of her ass

>>681479266
He must've got off to get help

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>>681478722

>>681499710
this fucking jerk throwing food in there...

>>681500993
Thank you Vladmir

>>681497879
is she fucking retarded

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>>681503739
rofl, who is this hammer weilding super hero?

>>681503739
who is this superhero?

>>681479180
phantom punch
dudes got an 0-26 record
keeps getting in the ring for some reason

>>681501274
just like you, faggot

>>681481957
boner why?

>>681503947
>>681503948
I guess we think the same

>>681479106
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>681486356
>going for the lowhanging fruit

>>681503739
was that his fking eye? or his teeth? that fagot deserved it who the fuck does that in a fking public train

>>681483220
>MVP cameraman
fuck right, that man is doing the lord's work

>>681479106

please, WITH AUDIO !!!

original audio track:
>nigga1: "muh dick, I gonna kill ya!"
>nigga2: "WTF dindu nuffi...SLAM!!!! ow, ow!"
>nigga1: "top kek wutarmelun zozzle WTFaggot post pic on facebook"

>>681486351
shhh, don't fight it... only dreams now

>>681479106
NIGGA STOLE HIS SHIRT
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL AMAZE YOU

>>681479668
>>681481445
A rich daddy's boy white kid in a sports car decides to be gangster and rob his nigger dealer over a dimebag and ends up crashing his car after the nigger grabs the wheel.

People like him are all over. entitled, self-centered shitbags who rely on their parents money to bail them out of any and every bad decision, of which there are plenty because of no repercussions.

>>681497879
2016 and she still can't use her own arms. Get with the times

>>681479358

>hurr durr check your privilege cop hurr durr
SLAM!!!
>WTF privledge dindunuffin i'm on period RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>681486525
fuck, i wish i could be a pilot

>>681503761
Good job