Dubs decide.
Lets get her back /b/
Context:
> Ended fuckbuddy relationship to get into an actual relationship
> She actually liked me
> Got pissed and doesn't want to talk
> 2 months later
> Be horny me
> Want her back
Self bump
>>681473040
Why haven't we fucked yet?
Hey, mlady. I recently got into MLP and Minecraft and I was wondering if you'd want to get coffee. Also I'm Squirrel kin and vegan.
>>681474630
reroll
>>681473040
just tell her you realised you're a dumbfuck ans you want her back
"You're a dirty little fucker ain't ya?"
>>681474271
Roll
>>681474803
do that, and post result, i'm bored
>>681474901
roll
I want to do a sex on you
>>681475000
Winrar
>>681475000
does trips count?
>>681474271
roll
>>681473040
I miss my cock in your mouth
>>681474803
Liked your idea so why not
>>681474630
reroll
>>681475000
Replied before seeing this,
Will try to add into conversation later
tell her I want bewbs
>>681474630
roll
>>681475303
i was thinking of telling itt litteraly
like "i realised i'm a bumbfuck, i want you back"
>>681475521
Rip
>>681474630
roll
I want you to chew on my spermies
>>681475686
reroll
>>681475686
reroll
>>681475686
roll
>>681475686
rawrl
>>681475686
rol
>>681475686
roll ftw
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
>>681475902
reroll
the caterpillars are crawling up my ass help
Probably blocked
How would I know if I'm blocked or just being ignored?
I desire your heavenly milkjubs mlady
>>681476020
why tf would you be blocked
>>681475686
r000000llllllllll
>>681476072
She fucking hated me for leaving her for someone else.
Told me not to talk to her again
>>681475993
roll
>>681476072
womens are strange beings, they actualy do that quite a lot
respond to my text you stupid bitch. keep in mind i know where you live you filthy whore.
>>681476140
pics
>>681476140
then, do you have her skype, or anithing else?
even mail
I'll let you peg me
>>681476190
Roll
>>681476140
the reason she got upset is because she felt slighted, as if her titties weren't good enough. address that if you want, but what a whore.
but that's a stupid reason to actually block someone.
this dick isn't going to suck itself
My anus is yours
>>681476344
darnit fuck
>>681476246
Restarted my phone and lost them all
>>681476443
Nice work lad
>>681476439
roll I like this
>>681476263
Have her skype I think
make that anus nice and presentable
They're on to me, I have to go on the run for a while.
See you when I get back?
>>681476479
if she didn't send anything back at the end of the day then try her skype
daddy misses you
>>681476566
Noice
I want to cook you up and eat you
>>681473040
Never contact me again.
Invite her to your place for some crunchy roll and chill. Then proceed to say that you will feed m'lady a bowl of eggs.
>>681476585
Will do anon
>>681476595
She'd probably like that
Send something stupid like...
"I think you were better, get that A game up on the cock sucking and we can 'talk' again."
my sister is getting married, so i'll need you satisfy me again
>>681476700
Dubs have spoken. DELIVAR
Ask her about hthe money you left on her dining table
reroll
>>681476699
First dubs, trips don't count he asked for dubs.
>>681476799
Fuck off I got it first
>>681476700
>you have to eat all the eggs
lick this slick thick dick you prick
>>681476566
The actual first dubs
>>681476799
Will do once she replies
I'm going to get quints
Wanna bet?
reroll
op is a massive faggot. tell her you are a massive ffffffffffffffffegget
>>681476566
I could get behind this.
>>681476944
Nice quints anon just missing 3
>>681476890
Yea but those dubs suck tho>>681476892
I farted
you used to call me on my cellphone
>>681477123
Somebody is jelly that I have legitimate dubs unlike their bastard dubs
>>681475376
Op is a faggot cocktease.
>>681475000
This was winrar u fucking faggot op.
>>681477427
Fucking bitch ass nigga went back on his word!
>>681477427
spotted the 12 year old
>>681477427
She hasn't replied you faggot, why send her shit when she hasn't even read it
>>681474630
Roll
>>681477494
Shut the fuck up and go back to tumblr you cuck sissy faggot, you do not belong here.
>>681477518
That is fucking irrelevant. Do it faggot, do all the dubs.
>>681477570
that's exactly what my mom says to me everyday, but you know what? that didn't stop me
>>681476848
Trips=dubs
Dubs≠trips
>>681477621
Still fucking irrelevant, he asked for dubs he got them in spades. He should deliver.
42 minutes in and she hasn't replied
Rip thread
>>681478658
send her "please respond" and CAP it so I can make a new banner for 4ch
>>681478658
Tell her you're a desperate lonely loser, and she was the best thing in your life and you didn't realize it until it was gone.