>>681459645
naming them just makes it harder when you have to put them down OP.

>>681459645
go "Mara" or go home

> name daughter mistake

> win father of the year award

>>681459869
Why?

>>681459645
Chichen Itza, but only if the mother is Mexican.
I could call her Chi Chi for short!

my fiance left me the day after i got a terminal cancer diagnosis. she was convinced i was cheating on her since i lied about why i went to that city. i was sure i'd be fine. we had names picked out.

i see sophie and penelope in my dreams every night. i'm sure it's just the pain meds at this point. hugging them feels so real when i wake up.

>Elise
because wife's first name starts with E

IF my first born is a girl, Julia
If its a boy Julian or Jude

>>681459645
I would call mine white power. Just to make sure she will not be home with a nigger

>>681459645
Depends on the girl, but most of them are vidya inspired.
>Nova/Samantha/Karen... Samus if she's up for it, for blonde
>Valera for Latina
>Jill for brunette
>Sarah for black
>Sarah for redhead also
Only whites/Latina allowed. Asian/white mixed acceptable. Subject to change without notice.

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>>681460316
>samus
jesus christ

I'll name her "Retarded"

Which one is better

Sarah or Olivia?

>>681459645
>Lochella
>Raveesha
>Charnelle

>>681460109
dude...

>>681459645
April
my birth month

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>>681460316

>>681459645
Ana Lee. Anal for short

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>>681460400
>>681460416
>>681460598
Better than half the ones mentioned in here so far.

>>681459645
I remember ages ago I thought Amelia was good and unique and then every cunt started using it, and I still have no kids, and won't any time in the foreseeable future.

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>>681460604
you deserve a beer

>>681459645
Hanna

Fuck puppet because, the thought of 3rd gen incest is awesome.

Tykwanduh lahtreesh

>>681460604
>>681460680
samefag

Ashelia

>>681460519
Sarah

>>681460604
>>681460680
samefag

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Jasmine or Julia, I have an obsession for names that starts with J for some reason. I really like them and when I was really young I had a big crush on a girl named Jasmine just for the name but she was hot tho'

Or maybe it's just pic related

slutty mcslut

Blarneknek

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>>681460484
She will be if you are aloud to breed.

>>681459645

Summer

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>>681460751

ruhkliner de lopfres

>>681460751
>>681460784
samefag

bundletwat cummerbund

>>681460794
I AM JULIUS FUCKING CESAR

>>681460109
Gayyyyyy

>>681460794
Justin is better

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>>681460813
Sup fuckstick?

>>681460755
Confirmed stripper

Reggi or Regina if her mom wants something more traditional.

>Reg
>GiGi
>Gina
>Gi

I want it for all the adorable-ass nicknames.

>>681460316
autism

>>681460826
>aloud

>>681459645

whats the name of that girl in OP's pic.

I need to fap.

>>681459645
Neil

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Lola

I need names which have the same spelling in Spanish and English since my girlfriend is Canadian and I'm a Spaniard (I guess the kids would visit the other country quite often). Suggestions?

>>681460519
I prefer Olivia

Robin or Flora

>>681459645
Destiny

>>681459645
L-A

Not sure what I'd use OP, just what I wouldn't. every day slut names like maighan or megan etc. but also not something that's fucking posh as shit like "celeste"

>>681461022
underrated post

>>681461037
Emilia is a gorgeous name for Spanish/English. Victoria. Can't think of more.

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>>681460970
>Pick Samus as an option jokingly, as no girl would ever want to name their daughter that
>autism
Get trolled when post seriously, get called autist when fuck around. There's no winning here.

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>>681459645
Nigger I'm a 26 year old nearing wizard status the thoughts of relationships let alone children are so far off to me that they are borderline on the imaginary. I can't think of a name for someone who will not ever exist. But if I had to choose one I'd go for Savanna or Alex.

Fucktwat McGee ......... It's the name of a Canadian national hero, some outdoors woman.

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>implying all of you faggots will ever have a daughter

Jennifer. Dunno why, but this name just sounds like magic to me.

>>681461037
BUILD THE WALL
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i'm obviously going to let the baby's mother name her.
she has to carry all the burden of pregnancy and labor, so it seems only fair that the naming right should be hers.
it's simply the respectful thing to do, really...

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>>681461300
>replies to all posts regardless of content
Lazy, anon, very lazy.

>>681461440
Kill yourself now then.

>>681461462
no

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>>681461440
bleugh

>>681461278
Other than the samus part, the "if she's up for it" like a fucking baby would know (unless referring to unfortunate female in the picture) and the autistic race qualification part. Christ

Nausicäa

>>681461461
stfu and make me a sandwich

>>681459645
Charlotte, Lottie for short.

She wants Samantha, I want Alice.
Alice is a fucking sick name.

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>>681460826
>Aloud

>>681460243
Or juden

Pixie Grace.

But really whatever the missus wants.

>>681461620
man, I fucked a lottie for months one time. kinky as fuck, liked to roleplay molestation and being my 8 year old daughter.

Strong choice anon.

>>681460243
Julian? Make sure you dress him in pink and buy him an ass dildo for his 12th birthday. You're raising a twink.

>>681459645
Mine is called Charlotte.
Was my idea.

>>681460818
Anon, it's actually spelled blarNEKNEK

Ayana

>>681461417
?

>>681461497

longbitch / longrill ain't all that long... u could do better

>>681459645

If girl I would name her after her great grandmother Eva, and a boy? After his grandfather of course! Addie, short for Adolf.

I really dig Victorian names.
I like Annabelle.

>>681460967
Don't forget when they start calling her vagina.

>>681461562
Obviously I was referring to the mother... are you really so fucking retarded that I have to spell this shit out? Holy shit.
>autistic race qualification
Black women are absolutely unattractive to me and they have 100% fucking terrible personality in my experience with them thus far. Asian women are also quite unattractive to me when not diluted. As for personality, I haven't really interacted with many so I can't speak to that. I suppose I shouldn't discount them all, but at this point I just don't see it happening with asian or black women. Excuse me for having preferences Mr. Acceptance of All.

>>681459645
Ulysses or Sara maybe Helena

>>681461843
>Charlotte
Was the name of my ex-fiance. We would've named our child Jactina if it was a girl, and Xaiviar if it was a boy.

>>681459645
My daughters are named Samantha and Jennifer

Rather than give them terrible names that they will spend their life despising, I give them normal names, but then give them awful nicknames.

>>681461843
brent?

>>681462015
>Jenny, Jen
>Sammy, Sam
I don't see a problem with these.

>>681462096
Samjam and CHENNY, the latter said in the best Arnold commando voice I can muster.

>>681459645
Pandora. I can already hear the jokes, but the name is beautiful and fitting.

>>681459645
Funny enough I was thinking of this driving home earlier and I decided I like Becca.

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>>681462155
I don't know how you'd ever make those stick, but god speed anon, make us proud.

>>681461300
is it so bad to dream
that said i hope im not sterile

>>681461990

If i was a classmate of your children i would call them Lactose and Caviar

>>681462155
Sweet Jesus, that's dad level cancer.
Don't let anyone tell you that you weren't ready for kids.

>>681461956
your granddad was hitler?

Ellena probably.

Could call her Ellie for short.

whats OPs grill name?

i seen her here before.

>>681462069
No

>>681462236
>classmate
underage b& reported

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaron. Because I want her name on the first of every list. Who cares if it ain't a girl name. Sjw's will make sure I'm protected

my wife is the best, she let me name my daughter my first loves name, Tillie.
after saying she would allow it she just said just dont fuck her.

>>681462416
>How do last names work?

>>681459645
Annabelle was an option that I didn't care for initially. My gf and I at the time were asking what we'd name our kids if we had any, she liked Annabelle, but we broke up. Now that name makes me sad.

>>681462428
What she means is, just keep in on the dl. You get me, she know it gon' happen but she don't want to know it's happening.

I'd name her after the girl i always wanted to fuck. Laura. Then i would finally get to fuck Laura.

>>681461981
You still aren't getting why it's so autistic though.
>Vidya inspired
Like what the fuck and again the race part is also retarded if you don't have enough experience but this is /b/ where everyone talks out their ass. Why would half asian be acceptable and not full? Have you ever even dated a black woman ? Do you think the 5 you mumbled mcdonalds orders to counts as experience? Dickface

>>681462493
Don't worry, I got it covered.

>>681459645
Thinking about going with whoreslut, or slutpuppy, daddys little cumguzzler, jizzmagnet, silkypuss, sweet tits. Yeah i got some ideas.

>>681461981
and the baby part was thrown in for me to be an extra cock.

Vivian

>>681461966
Annabellebro!
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>>681462565
Black girls would get some serious dickage
So would Asians

Eden and Abby

Why would I name an abortion

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>>681461284
you remind me of me anon.

>>681461284
fuck anon this is some oprah shit

>>681462565
I played and have played video games quite a lot. I think some names and characters are quite cool. I don't really see a problem with incorporating them into this, it's not like they're terrible names
>Inb4 Samus/Nova
Samus was a joke, I wish I had never made it since you niggers obviously can't handle it. Nova is short for November and personally I think it's a very nice name with a cool nickname and a badass holiday in it. Also, it'd be like having a kind of second celebration if she was born in some other month so, whatever.


And, as I already stated..... I don't find pure asians to be very attractive at all, I've never dated a black woman, they all have been very irritating even as acquaintances, why would I want one as a girlfriend? What the fuck are you even going on about nigger?

>>681462704
And somehow I'm the autist? Yea ok.

>>681459645
Either May or Zoe. Something simple

>>681463305
What else did you expect familia? I've been NEETo going on nearly a decade now I'm not lying to myself in what I am. Truth hurts but I have accepted it for what it is and what it will be.

>>681463451
kys

Failed abortion

>>681463807
Thats not very nice

>>681461817
My name is Julian, you dipshit!

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Monica?.

>>681464336
my nigga

>>681459645
totodile, reptar, xiavour, frauline, franklin

>>681464766
winrar

>>681464766
>Frau Frauline
>Ms. Lady
lul

>>681464856
half-witted illiterate