start fuckin

>>681428899
Yourself? Other women? Men? Dogs?

>>681427956
become transgender and transition back into a man

>>681429021
I'd be a slut, fuck every dick that comes by

I would play with my new boobies

>>681429139
Become a freak you mean?

With a dick that doesn't work.

>>681429348
Ayyyy we got a smart wiggerrrr

>>681428899
This.

I've taken allot of stuff in my ass.

If getting it in the pussy is better than that, omg, I'd be a total who're.

Too bad I'd make one fuck ugly woman.

>>681429139
Nice

Find a black guy to fuck

>>681427956
Shouldn't this be obvious?

Go get my affirmative action promotion to ceo.

>>681427956
Start screaming RAAAAPEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>681427956
Gain weight

>>681427956

Go into girls washrooms and jack off while girls in the next stall take huge dumps.

Oh, wait a minute. I forgot I no longer have to be a woman to do that nowadays

>>681429777
Kill yourself faggot

bitch about the patriarchy

>>681429849
Just 1?

>>681429928
+1

>>681430554
Well probably as many as I can over time

>>681429777
That Wouldn't be a problem at all.

I would freak out at first, probably. From there I'd explore my new vulva (I assume I get to be a virgin with a hymen) and I'd open my valley for exploration and expansion. Call me fucking Lewis and Clark cuz I'd go exploring do deeo up in my new ute. I'd explore and abuse the fuck out of my new privilege and not one single fuck would I give. I'd begin organizing my house into two piles. "Fits" and "Almost Fits" and I'd likely be a gigantic whore, but with my luck I'd change back while i was making my line of insertion videos trying to cash out early and maybe retire -settle down with some nice boy who didn't mind that my vagina had become in essence a clown car. I'd let go and love him and I'd let him love me, every deep fold of me.

Wait. How long do I have to be a bitch for?

Become a prostitute and take literally as much dick as possible.

Fuck gay chicks

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This. All day. At least for the first day.

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>>681431168
This.

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>>681431314
Yes that exactly!

Go to bar. Get sugar daddy. Claim rape. Win money. Retire. Win win

I'd go to gay bars, pick up lesbians.

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>>681431598
Clearly.

>>681427956
Cam whore to rack up money

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Slow night. I'll bump your thread.

>>681427956

Put on sexy dress.. go to bar... flirt with guys.. unlimited free drinks.

>>681430872
>>681430872

I saw one today, they make insane amounts of money

You would not believe

>>681427956

fap like crazy, be a lesbian and fuck lots of grills

Never leave the house, and masturbate all day suckin on ma new titties

>>681427956

Work out like crazy, learn to wear makeup... marry rich man... life is on easy mode.

>>681427956
I would fuck 24/7, than get pregnant and kill myself after

Fuck literally anything I can. Men, niggers, dogs, horses, whatever. Fill myself with cock and document the whole thing, pics and videos. Post them on /b/ for faggots to jerk off to later.

>>681427956
Ask a man to drive me to the plastic surgery place so I can get a dick reattached so I can function in life.

I've had dreams about this. I actually am transitioning.

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>>681434232
Kinda like that kid in Mall Rats.

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Ask hundreds of guys to fuck if they will buy me pizza.
>Free food for life
>Free sex for life
>Still bitch about the patriarchy that gives them everything men have ever dreamed of having for themselves.
Fuck women I'm proud to be a wizard.

>>681429511

all of this

>>681434400
Snoogans.

>>681427956

Get pregnant just to get an abortion.

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>>681434446

>>681434780
>[heavy breathing]
>[internal rrreeeee]

Skip class and just finger blast myself.

>quickly take hundreds of pictures and make a couple videos
>just in case I turn into a guy within the hour or something
>use these pictures and videos to make a gorillion dollars off desperate internet guys
>kill myself from missing my penis
I love my fucking dick

>>681427956
If I'm cute, I'd go to bars and shit and flirt with guys.

If I truly am 100% female, I'd have a female brain and hormones and find guys attractive. I'd at least be bi. I'd be pretty fun for a while, then I'd have my first period and want to kill myself.

GO LESBIAN ! I'd be touching a lot of girls, as friends sometimes grab their boobs and ass as a friendly compliment, the sad part is i dont get to penetrate them, but on the other hand, I think i would let them lick my new clit and experience the full version orgasm

>>681427956

Fight the patriarchy!

>>681427956
what any normal man would do
shove as many things as i can up my cunt
and play with my tits until i pass out from coming so much

>>681428899
/thread

>>681430345
Come see me afterward. I like em fat.

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>fondle tits for a bit
>run into shower and have a masturbation session for however many hours it remains relevant and fun
>Scream through the bathrrom door to my mom that i dont know what the fuck is going on but im a woman
>like, completely be open and accepting that im a woman
>try to explain to the people at school that i woke up a woman, even though they'll most likely stop talking to me at that point
>probably go back to being a loser playing dark souls 3 and browsing 4chan on a nightly basis after that

Life wouldnt change much and i'd have tits, i see no downside

>>681430807
Underrated poast

>>681427956
Id put on some makeup and get prettied up and start my journey as a gold-digging whore.

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>>681427956
Fap and play with my titties... obviously.

>OP is faggot.

>>681431314
Forgot this existed. Many lulz were had.

>>681427956
Anon what the fuck is this.

>>681429021
Yes

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Immediately realize that i'm not in the kitchen making a sandwich then have a mental breakdown.

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>>681430345
This

>>681437140
Holly hell, im not much of a pancake guy but god damn I want pancakes now...

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>>681437107
Thanks anon.

I'll post a genderswap comic, if you;d like a break

I'd challenge myself to masturbate in as many public places as possible without being noticed.

>>681437107
Okay i really enjoyed this.

>>681437107

i expected to fap but goddamn that was a really good story

Get my period cause nothing is easy