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>>681421578
I onced asked a nigger how he was sad.

>nigger why are you so sad?
>nigger replied; because I always have a black cloud over my head.

Sorry for fucking your mom

Sorry about the stolen game

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I got one

>>Be 12yo me
>>Kinda like sweetest girl in class that everyone likes
>>Found a cane the day before in a trash bin
>>Whip the girl during class because I'm a fucking idiot
>>Entire class hates me for half a year
>>mfw

sorry for shooting your dog

>>681423202
Forgot to add that I'm sorry.

>>681423264
Story?

Sorry about the jizz towel in the attic

I'm sorry that I told someone to kill themselves.

Not sorry I said it, sorry it didn't happen

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>>681423852

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Sorry, not sorry

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>>681423800
I need to hear the story

Sorry I treated you like shit at times.
Not sorry that we aren't together anymore though.

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Sorry for eating that left over fried chicken that you were saving.

>>681421578
Sorry for fucking my ex's best friend even after we broke off the 3 way relationship.

>>681424408
>about 15 at the time
>my bedroom is the attic
>wipe my dick with a towel everytime
>used the same towel for four years
>went to college
>mum cleans out room
>I'm a bad son

>>681422380
Sorry for not being this edgy cunt

>>681426124
sorry for not being a round hairy pimplely cunt,

>>681427681
Sorry for not calling this cunt a cunt

Sorry to my parents for flunking every class I've taken so far in college, and for having to withdraw this semester.
Sorry to my parents for making them spend $40k in tuition for a semester that got me absolutely nowhere.
Sorry to my parents for never telling them how fucking depressed I am and making them think I just don't want to be good in school.
Sorry to my parents for being a lazy fuck who still doesn't have any idea what I want to do in life.
Sorry to my parents for having basically no work ethic when it comes to things that will actually benefit me in life.
Sorry to my parents for not having very many friends and barely ever going out to socialize.
Sorry to my parents for being a downer and ruining their good times.

I'm so fucking sorry.

>>681427739
Cheer up anon at, least you're among fellow losers

I apologize for tattooing mudflap girls on your ass, and ruining you for any man to ever see you doggy style again. The green one looks super fucked up, and it's definitely not my best work. You had a tight pussy, and I'm sorry I won't get to fuck it again, but at least now your with the angels in heaven. RIP momma.

>>681421578
Fucked a tranny bare back in Taiwan when I have a gf at home.

>>681427739
why be sorry? you can change all of this. you can still change the future

Sorry for being the guy that a girl keeps cheating on her boyfriend with
Not really though

Sorry at my 16yo skinny gf that i always respected your wish not to fuck your sweet anus. i shouldve taken the chances i had because i know it wd've been torture for you but you wdve never been confident enough to make me stop. ill never regret sticking my fingers in when fucking you or you were asleep even if you told me sometimes afterwards you woke up from me abusing your body, i dont fucking care i loved wanking with two fingers and my tounge in your anus moving slowly then cumming while sticking just the tip inside your vag.

I am sorry to the three girls I have nabbed panties from
Not sorry that I nabbed the panties exactly but I am sorry that I took something that didn't belong to me

sorry for taking naked pictures of you and putting them on the internet

sorry for lying to you about it for like 2 years

sorry for forgetting to take a shower before having dinner at your parents house the first time meeting them.

sorry for getting drunk on your birthday at your parents house and sorry for telling them about the thing we did behind the movie theater with a few of your friends and sorry for telling them you smoked weed all through high school and college.

sorry for dropping out of college

sorry for keeping the condom I used for the first time we had sex, you think its creepy but I just love you that much.

sorry for it not working out and you and your parents wanted me to move out of their house.

sorry for making you support me for the last 3 years cause I didn't have a job.

and last but not least, sorry for making you(us) move back in with your parents cause we couldn't get our own place cause I didn't have enough money to pay for rent.

sorry that I'm not sorry about shaving your cat that one night when I got drunk and having your parents freak out about that. that shit was funny and you know it.

>>681427739
Be an hero for a day anon. You'll feel much better.

>>681428744

Don't worry anon, if you finally drive her over the edge one day there will be millions of other hotties trying to get with your horrific, unemployed ace.

Had a sexual relationship with my half sister....

>>681427739
You're like a young me. >>681428088 is wrong though. Accept your failure. Life will be easier.

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xDDDD ur all such fucking dumb dummy faggots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dum peaces of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stole a gram of weed from my roommate. Im that guy now, fiend.

>>681421578
sorry for stealing your wife

Sorry for not staying in touch mom.

>>681429482

Jesus dude, that is fucked up.

>>681421578
I derail threads, usually by turning them into sniper thr

>>681428311
what the fuck

>>681429664
GGET DOWN, SNIP

Sorry for cumming on a lollipop and giving it to a 7 year old.

>>681429909
why? just added flavor

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>>681429972
sorry I don't like niggers

I'm sorry I couldn't help Bernie Sanders win those other four states today.

>>681421578
Sorry gabe. Should've told you it was piss.

>>681429579
Tell me about it. These past 5 years have been so autonomous I cant even feel the emotion of losing my mom. I swear man. No amount of hardwork I put into this life will give me lost time back. Its just some auto-pilot tesla model s type shit.

Sorry for all the little animals I've tortured

Sorry for not trying to murder that ginger autist that everybody hated

>>681430213
coppercab?

>>681429750
I SEE HIM OVER TH-

Sorry for pissing in your sink a couple dozen times.

>>681421578
sorry for being born

sorry for ignoring people who just want to be nice to me

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>>681430286
We called him firecrotch, the fag always thought that people wanted him around, and thought someone was always listening, so he talked to himself alot. He tried joking about what we said about him, but it was only funny when he fell down and tried laughing at himself

Pic related, it's him

Called him Johnny Test as well, got super pissy when he heard it

>>681421578

I'm sorry for cheating on my wife literally over a hundred time by sucking off other men in public parks and at the bathhouse

And when I say I'm sorry, I really mean I'm not sorry and actually loved every time that I cheated on her.

>>681428744
Throw that condom away bro

>>681429078
Who doesn't?
(sarcasm obviously)

sorry for entering your house and stealing your ps3 while you were gone

>>681430894
Damn. From an outside perspective thats kinda sad, but at the same time that kid probably sucks so I'll take your word for it.

Mom, I'm sorry I took your weed without your permission. I feel real bad about it.

Weed helps my anxiety and I was desperate to silence my brain. Please don't think I'm a fuck up.

>>681431299
He looks like he deserves sympathy, but once you see him, you understand that there's a reason everyone tries to avoid him

Sorry for throwing up on your dick.
Sorry for cheating on you.

I had my chances and I took them for granted.
So I guess I'm sorry for not being there when I should have been.

I'm sorry there's so much cancer on b/

Im sorry for chasing you with a mini drone while we were tripping on lsd, it wont happen next time (probably)

Dad, sorry for being a emotionless bastard who wants you to die.

>>681431564
Get out, no one wants to forgive you

>>681431452
Fuck you.

>>681428311
R u ok?

>>681421578
sorry for shit posting on a thread because i was in a funny mood and i wanted to watch some fags rage

>>681430475
HES BY THE WIND-

>>681421578
I'm sorry I said I loved you, I thought I meant it, I thought I knew what love was. But how could I have known, our parents didn't want us, my grandparents tried but in the end my soul was already too tarnished to polish back into shape. The truth is I don't know how to love, and for lying to you I'm sorry. I'm glad he makes you happy, and I hope when you look at what I became you see past the success and see the shell I am, I hope your heart still feels that little twinge of sympathy it did on the day we met, and I hope you forget it as soon as he wraps you in his arms. I served my purpose in teaching you what love wasn't, now live your life knowing what it is.

>>681431759
But I enjoy that.

Sorry for molesting you when you were 11

>>681432222
quads have forgiven you

I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment, Mom and Dad.

I'm sorry to my teenage stepdaughter for tying her up and spanking her.

Sorry for saving a small bit of my urine in a test tube then pouring it in your coffee when you looked away.

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>>681432184

Sorry for loving you regardless of the hell you've put me through. I'm sorry you feel guilty for not having the same feelings. I could say I just want you to be happy, but that's not true. I want to be your happiness. I'm sorry that that's not going to happen.

Jazzy, I'm sorry for always sniffing your dirty panties from the hamper.

But I love the smell and I ain't stopping anytime soon

I'm sorry for cuming on my step sister's face when she was sleeping in her bed. There was just something about covering her face with my cum that appealed to me.

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I made a thread about this earlier but, I'm sorry for fucking an eleven yo girl in her school uniform. It was all consensual and shit, but her dad found out we had been fucking and threatened to kill me, I've been paranoid ever since.

Dear girls from past; I'm sorry when I was emotionally numb and looking for som validation that I made you believe we were romantically involved rather than just the fuck buddies I saw us as.

Dear Dad; I'm sorry that I'm strong enough now that I don't want anything to do with you, but I still want to see my brother grow up.

Mum; I'm sorry for all the calls from debt collectors and visits from police while I pretend I still live at home.

Girlfriend; I'm sorry that I'm not as understanding of your illnesses as I should be. I'm sorry that Ive become numb to a lo of things I shouldn't be.

Future me; I'm sorry that I fucked up. That I've left you some shitty situations, that I've walked away from so many of your friends, left you running from debt and the law.

4chan; I'm sorry for my depressing post

>>681433068
Sure

Sorry for watching my brother wipe you and your gf's cotton candy all over his balls, taint and asscrack after working in the yard all day. Then, watching you savor every bite out of that back and ask you how it tastes.....

>>681433068
Damn, 11 yo is too young dude, I want to kill you too.

I donated the full $2700 to bernie from my student loans

Feels bad man :^(

>>681427739
This all your fault faggot maybe you should have taken college seriously

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>>681421578
>be me
>7th grade
>failing art
>hate art because I suck at it so I don't turn in the homework and do poorly on tests, etc.
>ended up with an F on my report card
>mom is furious
>me and dad laugh because my middle school report card says F-Art
>LIKE FART!!! GET IT?!?!? HAHAHAHA
>fast forward a year
>failing art again in 8th grade
>same reason for failing as last year
>hanging out with teacher at her desk
>she leaves room for a really long time
>get on to her gradebook and change my many zeros into 100's
>get away with it
>mfw

Sorry to be alive.

Sorry for cumming on you while you slept.

Sorry for the lack of emotional involvement.
Sorry for not opening up more.
Sorry for bot expressing my feelings.
Sorry that you have to guess whats going on in my .
Sorry for worrying you

>>681432400
she didn't start struggling until after I pulled up her skirt but it was worth it to see her ass in that thong

I'm sorry I took your virginity and denied it to everyone because of our age difference.

I'm sorry I dumped you too take someone's virginity.

I'm sorry I touched you in my sleep. The first time you were in my old bedroom and I really get turned around in my own house. The second time I was awake and I was checking to see if our curiosity was mutual. I'm sorry it was not. I still love you more than your sister.

Sorry about the all the MLP mum

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>>681433068
I'm also sorry for beating the hell out of my great grandmother when she went senile months before her death

>>681433186
>>681433281
it was all consensual, she was just way developed for her age, her body was pretty much like the one of this picture... still sorry for enjoying it so much

>>681433551
lel

Sorry for taking you for granted. I'll always remember you.

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Im sorry

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>>681421578
I ran over a cat an hour ago.

Its nighttime- I saw two cats dart quickly across the road, I swerved but it was too late. I turned around hoping I hadn't killed the cat but it was on the ground dead- I picked it up and put in on the side of the road, prayed for it and drove away.

I feel terrible

>>681433583
well, maybe I'm too conservative but I think girls should sex just after 14. Besides, how the hell did you get consensual sex with a 11 yo? It's just too weird to think about it.

>>681433822
Rani?

sorry for stabbing you I needed that money more than your dumb ass anyway

I'm sorry for talking too little, and I am sorry for talking too much.

>>681433901
lel

I'm sorry for suddenly ignoring you when you thought I loved you.

>>681431744
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Sorry for having a threeway with your gf and her friend

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>>681433828
killing animals in any form makes me feel awful too, I completely hated it when we had a rat problem and I had to take them out :/

>>681433831
it would need a short greentext to tell that story, but it was all consensual. She's like 21 now and sometimes still sends me pictures and whatnot, I wonder if she will still be cool with me when she's like 30 or something.

I'm sorry you have to put up with me being so dependent on you. You are my everything and you deserve so much better than me. I hope one day I'll be able to take care of you instead

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I apologize for 9/11

>>681428976
this

>>681434098
You sound like an ass

>>681434383
Sure, greentext it, I'm bored anyway.

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>>681434551
mkay, I'll try to keep it short, here we go:

>be young 18yo me, guitarist in a rock band
>bassist (let's call him Felix) leads me to a highschool party
>Felix's girlfriend is there and there's a lot of HS cuties too, a few douchebags and the relatives of the girl hosting the party
>being the shithole country this is(Not USA), there's booze
>realize this girl (Jessica) has been miring me since I went in, 9/10 for me
>start exchanging gazes while also noticing that all the douchebags one by one approach her, talk a few words and then walk away
>don't mind that very much and go talk to her
>she's pretty chill and likes the same music I like and play
>cont...

This shit's actually therapeutic as fuck