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Sit on this chair and poorly describe games, see if others can guess. I'll start:

>want to scream but I lack a mouth
>cortana please let me win so I can die
>don't wanna be in hell no more


>even though I don't technically physically exist anymore

It's way easier than it looks
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>>681406926

Halo.


>Jason.
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>>681407197
splatter house

>two aliens
>many jars
>more aliens
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>>681407197
Heavy rain
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>>681407197
Heavy Precipitation
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>burn
>burn to the ground
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>>681407197
How could it be Halo!?
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>league of legends, now with guns
>look at a character
>see orange tights
>turn around
>datasswasfat.jpeg
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>>681406926
>*drums*
>*drums*
>*maracas*
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>>681408081
second hint

>"WOLOLOLWOWLWOWLO"
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>>681407758
Overwatch
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So youre a robot that is fighting the other robot faction. You can get alot of guns and upgrade them. Vehicles and even a robot dog. You are yellow
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>>681408136
Shit i have this game but cant remember the nae.. Like Old Medieval Times with castles n shit? AOE 2 Hd editon?
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>>681406926
>weird deformed guy
>treasure get
>robots
>super robtots
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>wake up
>meet lesbo and snarky brit
>inception
>dad dies
>mom goes full on Helen Keller
>it's a me, mario
>series goes downhill after this
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>wow this game is awesome, so many people to play with
>wow, the community here is great
>wait, where is the content going?
>why is everybody leaving?
>why am I still playing this anymore?
Last hint
>rehash of previous expansion: Demons 2 Electric Boogaloo
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>>681409990
Destiny
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>>681409141
Haze?
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>>681409507
Assassin's Creed 2, Ezio Auditore di Firenze

the whole series fucking sucks
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>>681409990
WoW
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Crash on a planet. The miner won't do dumb labor, and the janitor is scared of fire. Guess we'll build this colony and fight off raiders until we are eventually overwhelmed and all die.
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you move the thing into the other things and it gets bigger and you have to be careful
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>>681408081
Patapon?
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>numbers everywhere
>exploding is bad
>I got some sick as fuck shades
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>>681411472
Katamari damacy?
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>>681412184
no

you go around and around as well but you cant touch anything except the specific things you have to touch
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>>681406926
>get betrayed
>sent out into wasteland
>girls have 10/10 bodys
>green haired ones that hottest
>save the world
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>>681411015
Never said it was good, just said it got worse
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>>681412943
i just had to make sure everyone knew how i felt about it

it sucks
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>>681413099
Yea well no one asked for your opinion fag, this is a poorly describe video games thread not an autist convention.
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>>681413348
well if you want to get all buttmad about a game that you apparently don't think is that great then that's your prerogative

AC sucks bruh sorry
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I have no mouth and I must scream
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>be mailman
>shot in head
>try to find bastard who shot me
>get stuck in poison casino
>meet mexican tribals in zion
>get lobotomized
>stop 2nd apocalypse
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>>681406926
>enemies are either niggers or firemen
>last boss has the chance to escape but decides to stay and fight you for no reason
>beanie is love, beanie is life
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>>681413641
fnv
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>>681409506
rayman?
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>>681413543
Dude your opinion is somthing called subjective... Now I'm sorry for using big words but just so you know.. That means it cannot be proven wrong or right, it can only be supported by the objective, are there any objective reasons you dislike the game? Well I didn't see you post Any. Maybe your just a troll but I am honestly picking up a huge lack of intellect on your side, honestly I think your a nigger, cause you used "bruh".
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>Donald trump was elected 2 years ago
>you are sent into the city to kill the black people

Hint: 2016 release
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>>681414032
>using big words
>your a nigger

got me bud

if i knew insulting your favorite game would make you write a book I would've spared myself the reeeeeee
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>>681413724
Plants vs Zombies
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>>681414298
Honestly i liked the series up until revelations (black flag as well) it's by far not my favorite. I just want a better argument than "it sucks bruuuuuuuuuuh" also I knew you were a nigger.
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>kill an eye
>kill a worm
>kill a skeleton
>kill a wall
>kill all of that shit again
>kill a flower
>kill a stone
>kill space
>kill the moon
>you win

Should be easy.
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>>681414203
Fnaf 2
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>>681413611
Finally, after all these months, someone got it
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my dad owns a company of robots that are supposed to replace humans
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>>681414392
not even close bby
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>>681414621
Terraria
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>>681414692
Yep.
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>two bitches get murdered in front of you
>kill some gangsters
>darkness
>emo qt3.14 gf got killed or something
>kill some faggot wants to be dark too
>you mom dies
>kill faggot
>emo gf is now enemy
>No new game to finish story
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>>681414621
Undertale
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>>681414203
The Division
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>your mom is an asshole
>cry about it
>win
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>>681414808
Darkness II
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>>681414873
binding of isaac
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>>681414613
>i knew you were a nigger
Gotta get it where you can get it, eh?

>i want a better argument
>no one asked for your opinion fag

you must function well in normal conversations
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>>681414870
Winrar
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Jak 3
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>>681414873
The Binder of Isaac
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>>681414899
Correct and checked
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>>681414993
>>681414953
Indeed fellows.
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>crash you car in the woods
>talk to your imaginary friend
>find body parts at the park
>read your coffee
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>>681409507
Ass Creed
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>>681414621
Terraria
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>2 furry's fight to the death
>High Tec lasers and equipment
>sometimes other characters show up to fight
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>steal shit
>get shot
>do other nigger things
>floppy discs
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>>681406926
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. You're right, that was easy
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>>681415155
Deadly Premonition?

What do you think, Zach?
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>like to hurt people
>kill Russians
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>rich kid knows karate
>school bully is in detention
>gf sneaks him out of detention
>karate kid chases bully throughout the school
>karate kid ends up fighting a few other bullies along the way
>end of game, main bully is juicing but karate kid still kicks his ass
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>>681412545
Snake brah
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>>681408136
Age of Empires?
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>>681415280
F... K, in the coffee.
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>>681414961
Ok so from what I'm picking up you are indeed a nigger. Also, it's true that no one really asked for your opinion, but in the case of you spewing it continuously, I asked for a argument to hold it up. My guess is you've never really played the games at all, your probably the type of person that's opening a new browser right now and typing "why assassins creed sucks" just to find a couple flaws. If you've played more than half a game I'd be impressed. You also seem to hate somthing that a lot of people once liked for no reasons
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>i'm still in a dream
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>>681408136
I miss the music for AOE 2's main screen.

BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUH-BUM-BUM-BUUUUUUUM
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>>681411071
Planetbase
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>>681415348
Hotline Miami
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I can't sit on that chair

I don't know where that chair was when the picture was taken, but it's almost certainly not there anymore
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>>681415234
Yep, you just have to be culturized
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>>681406926
For I have no Mouth and I Must Scream.
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>steal jewelry
>steal money
>steal cocaine
>make meth
>kill cops
>burn money
>steal paintings
>2 faggots from movies are here
>so is some chicken man
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>>681415506
>never played the game
>immediately recognize ezio's backstory
>anyone who talks different is a nigger

You've proven yourself so capable of understanding simple concepts, of course I'll regale you with my personal experience in a video game.
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>You are at work
>Follow instructions.
>....Or don't.
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