Jrj

living

>>681382096
Having a slow day orificer??
also jenkem dealer

>>681382096
Nothing i'm white

1

>>681383943
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>>681383979
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>>681384021
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>>681384059
5

I killed a guys dog in high school because a girl I like lied about him raping her.

Using counterfeit money

Selling benzodiazepines and opiates that I was prescribed.

But probably the counterfeiting since its a federal crime

manspreading

>>681384095
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>>681382096
Hello Mr FBI man

burglary lol

Fucking your Mom. Cause she's a pig. Got it? A pig!

Sometime I don't brush my teeth twice a day

posession of acid and destroying school property (computers)
i also knew a few teachers passwords lol

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>>681384102

I once saw a nigger and didn't report to the cops

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>>681384833

>>681382096
being accomplice in the rape of a minor
Still living the good life, she calls me ever once in a while.

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>>681385046

>>681384833
sir you're under arrest you have the right to remain silent. in the future please report all nigger sightings to law enforcement immediately or face a fine of 2,000 Trump Bucks (sponsored by Burger King)

being white cis male

>>681384572
Sometimes I don't floss twice a day

when i was little i pretented to be my sister and called my school and said daddy raped her

I went to the pony board

>>681384833
Why you wanna do a lazy cops job? They supposed to go out and git dem nigs, that's wut we pay dem fer.

>>681382096
Shoplifting

>>681385137
>someone will fall for this
>someone always fall for this

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>>681385137
That screenshot

>>681384102
Did you get back at her when you learned she lied, what happened?

>>681385244
You filth. You human excrement. Suck a bloated skunk dick. Also->checked.

>>681385420
Mlp normie new fag gtfo faggor

>>681384107

rapist

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>>681382096
I used to inject marijuanas.

Sometimes I would inject up to three marijuanas at a time.

I had consuensul sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I fucked a cantaloupe once, then put it out on the buffet.

>>681382096
jerked off in front of a library

>>681382096
Helped cover up a murder

stealing money from the drawer at my job, although I didn't just take money out and leave. I would ask customers if they needed a receipt and I print them regardless. Then I'd hold the receipts until the manager took lunch or a smoke break and do returns with the receipts. I'd do this on a different register than the one I was stationed at and I'd take the money and act like I was supposed to be doing what I was doing.

I'd go on lunch, use the cash to buy heroin, return to the store and get high in the bathroom.

Took them almost a year to catch me and they only caught me for a couple hundred bucks. No cops, just got fired and had to pay back a couple hundred.

Max kek

intoxicated hit n run, hit her hard, try not to think about it

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>>681383674
Very slow day

>>681386837
Yep it is

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>>681385137
>those tabs

>>681385265
That's just funny

>Stabbed some guy in the neck with a screw driver
>Three him into moving bus
>Get arrested at scene
>Deny all knowledge, say I was abroad, tells me it was the same nigh and I was at the scene
>Stretch court out for two years
>Cut deal, get 18 months
>Serve 9
>top kek

When I was 15, I drowned my retarded little sister in the bathtub. She was autistic and couldn't even speak when she was 11 years old back then, so it was better off this way. She was completely ruining my and my parents' lives, they spent all of their days just caring for her, and I saw them slowly slipping into depression. She didn't put up much of a fight, probably realized in her own way that this is the best solution for everyone.
My mom never suspected me, but my father grew cold towards me since then.

I touched a sing that said don't touch.

>>681382096
>Petty theft
>Assault (started a fight at an 09 new years party)
>Attempted murder (didnt get charged)
>Assault with a deadly weapon (during the 09 party i decided to throw a bottle at the guy i was fighting)
>Resisting arrest (kept pulling away from cops while i tried to explain myself)

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>>681386512
Greentext it faggot

>>681387351
Greentext it

>>681387351
Nigga they know damn well it was you. There's just no rational way for a family to confront that kind of shit, just keep it brushed under the table.

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>>681382096
I stole money from my parents

>>681387310
If you live in the Bay Area I think I might know you.

>>681387860
I live in the Bay area

>>681387293
that's just twisted

God forgive me ...
Truancy
Lying
Stole a yu-gi-oh card in 2003

I'm a monster ...

>>681387965
Whaddup Chris.

>>681388070
Im not the other guy. But thanks for the name.

>>681388136
Kek. 650.

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>>681382096
When I was 15 I stole some girls purse from the beach. She had left on a bench and was farting around with her friends by a bonfire, so I grabbed it and sprinted away as fast as I could. It's sort of funny cause they were all yelling after me and making fun of how I was running and shit. Didn't take em long to figure out why I was running though. Fucking idiots.

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>>681382096
hopped a train. nigga

>>681387293
It's probably from a shithole in eu east, this is disgusting, we should do the same
to these retards, sadly it will never happen.

>Since EU migration crisis started friend and me have been travelling affected countries
>Offer help, shelter and food
>Poison with cyanide, mostly families
>Dig shallow graves, no bodies found yet, doubt they ever will
>Was brutal at first, now it's like an addiction

>>681387860

Nope

The greatest personal crime I committed was snitching on my friend who managed to steal an ipod. The school officer started eyeing me down and I spaghetti'd.

>>681388276
really wish this was true

May have killed a guy several years ago.

Gave shit to a loud drink in a bar, he followed me out to my car and jumped me. I wrestled in high school, was never very good, but in an actual fight, the first thing that came to mind was to do the shit you're not allowed to in competition. Shifted him into a full nelson, cranked up the pressure until I felt a pop and he went limp. Left him in the alley and noped on home.

>>681388369
What a shitty friend you are

>>681388380

I promise you, it is.

>>681388276
modern hero

>>681387519

>be me
>getting drunk with friends at friends bday party
>out of booze
>offer my ride to go for booze
>friend leaves near woods
>riding through there, hit hiker/runner looking woman (tight sporty looking clothes)
>wtf gtfo of there
>next day dad yeells at me if i was drunk driving cus the right side of the car has a small dent
>friends call me pussy for bailing out of their party
>some weeks later ask my friend if people go running near his house and he tells me people do it all the time, they also ride bycicles, some even get hit early in the morning or late a night for not wearing proper reflective clothing

>>681385046
Nice! Did you give her any cheese pizza?

>>681388443
Wow. Escapedfag

>>681388443
John cena?

sold decent amounts of mdma and lsd

Rape

>Try so steal a book from a library
>get caught
I still feel like shit

>>681389391
Doesn't sound too bad she probably lived to jog in the pitch black another night haha

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>>681382096
This

>>681390623

yeah, maybe, pedestrians and cyclists are quite wild in here (not the US)

>>681383674
How the fuck do you deal with jenkem its just shit and piss every homeless guy can do it

I tore the tag off of a mattress

Crashing this plane...

Threw a baby at a wall and got 2 years for domestic violence.

black mailed someone, threatened the person saying i would share the nudes they sent if i didnt get more

>>681391534
Plot twist
>she was a murderer

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>>681393025
With no survivas!

Rape. Not like some bullshit, like actual full on raw dog rape.

>>681382096
Shoplifting clothes.

When I was 16 I went 120 in a school zone. No regrets

>>681382096
Possession of illegal narcotics acid shrooms marijuana. Only been caught for marijuana tho both times before I was 18.

>>681382096
sodomy