Today's Special: Nudeln mit Scheiße

>>681379070
OK, WHO FORGOT TO CUM ON THE PANCAKES?

Hi table for one please

>>681379070
There's a cute girl about to order, which one of you faggots is the normie? Go talk to her.

>>681379805
Dubs only get the fuck out

>>681379070
i only collect the tips

call me tipsy zhe gipsy

>>681379070
No Tomatoes For The Potato!

>>681380119
I'll call you whatever the fuck I want you ape

>>681380026
What do I say?

>>681380558
you are the restroom cleaner

>>681380657
Tell her the specials, idiot!

how about next even dubs is manager and next odd dubs is head chef

>>681379070
"Best chicken tenders in the world"

Why is everyone at the bar an aspie alcoholic?

Well shitheads, who the fuck is forgetting to activate the almonds before serving them

>>681381297
>>681382055
Head chef reporting

Yes sir, todays specials are as follows:

Singles, lightly sautéed in the chefs faeces with a clove of dandruff ground fresh

Dubs, pan fried in fermented cum (aged three weeks in the warm dark space between the folds of the chefs gut)

Trips, spit roasted by two charming traps the chef has been berating with zionist conspiracy theories whilst he tearfully masturbates

And for desert tonight we have a refreshing quads soufflé topped with dank memes and a lemon polish jiu

>why yes sir all major Good Boy points are accepted

it's a good place.
it's called timmays

>>681379070
Im sorry sir all we serve is dicks.

Just lots and lots of dicks

>>681379350
#nom

>>681382275
rolling

>>681382275
(Head chef here)
I'm not going to fucking cook all that shit
Change everything to Chicken tenders and jello

We got an order for some oven baked jews at table 9

>>681382753
you got it boss

>>681382753
The one day a year us Neets go out to eat we want more than our tendies, if we just want tendies we'd have our bitch mothers bring them downstairs to us

I didnt put my cape on and get all fancy for nothing

>>681382275
Rolling for glory.

>>681383157
They have special sausage made with lsd and cum of our hottest traps

>>681382526
>>681383216
>>681382753


Two orders for the singles chef

>>681379774
Sorry, boss.

>>681383307
Aren't we out of trap cum?

>>681382911
I'm on it. How crispy?

i'd like number r34 please - the furry moot with rekt kek!

>>681379350
Noodles with shit für der nicht deutsch.

HEY FAGGOTS!
word on the street is that a critic is gonna be coming!

>>681382753
Hey, I cooked the Jews.

Hi, is there an option for pancakes without cum?

that nigger of the valet parking drive away with my car

>>681382259
Souschef here.

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>>681383916
Really? How renowned?

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYONE IT'S THE APPETIZER!

>>681383706
Because you are late, go to the milk station and suck those traps until they are dry

>>681384116
No. We are required to cum on the pancakes.

>>681380657
Tits or gtfo

>>681384179
i dont know, but get your shit in gear!

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HOLY FUCK IS THAT DYLAN KLEBOLD?

>>681384182
OH SHIT NOT AGAIN! EVERY FUCKING TUESDAY!

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>>681384179
Hi, i want 200 cum pancakes

>>681384386
Got it. EVERYBODY CUM EXTRA HARD ON THOSE PANCAKES!

Hi there, welcome to The Fingerbox- only oldfags know why it's called that.

Today's specials are autism, downs, and crushing social anxiety. Kids eat free as long as they agree to Cheese Pizza.

Any questions go fuck yourself

>>681384586
You got it. 200 CUM PANCAKES, EXTRA CUM!

i'm sorry but does this fine establishment serve activated almonds

>>681384619
>>681384586
Shit nigga hurry up he's already waiting

>>681384427
Indeed it is. Where's Eric Harris?

>>681379070
WHY IS MY BURGER FILLED WITH SHIT??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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>>681379070
Guys I made some 'special iced tea' mixed with lemonade for everyone

Just add ice

Captcha : tea

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>>681384766
>tfw the almonds aren't really activated

>>681384775
ORDER UP! 200 CUM PANCAKES EXTRA CUM!

Hello, yes. I would like sum spaghetti please

>>681384871
Sir, that's the standard burger. Would you like cum on it?

>>681384927
>turkey hill Ice tea master race reporting In

FUCK, WHERE ARE THOSE CUM PANCAKES?

I've been waiting for someone to take my order for over an hour

>>681385010
With or without shitballs?

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>>681385121
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Get those cum pancakes done dammit! We just had a frustrated customer do a 360 and walk away!

>>681385143
I ALREADY SENT THEM OUT!

>>681380026
On it boss.

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Uh, waiter! There's a loli in my soup!

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Hey there he is. What took ya so long, bud?

>>681385092
gimme some horse cum and some period blood on the side

>>681385218
ALREADY SENT OUT!

>>681385180
With, of course

>>681379070
who Shit in the walk in freezer?

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Why good day, is this the /b/istro? I'd like your 3 finest dishes.

>>681385342
Here you go.

Food critic r8s 8 out of 8, gr8 food m8.

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Hello there fine sir, I see you've been enticed by our Cheese Pizza offering, table for 1?

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>>681385193
Ayy lmao

>>681385218
With or without scope?

>>681385318
Would you like two?

>>681385501
1. cum pancakes
2. shit burger
3. period blood soup
coming right up

>>681380026
Hey boss, she screamed rape and something about cis. I hit her with a chair and dragged her outside.

Which one of you niggers used my knife??

>>681385533
Checked

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>>681385333
Wow look at those trips, great job son
You've been promoted to head chef
Here's your gay head chef hat

>>681385461
Alright. CHEF, ONE ORDER OF SPAGHETTI WITH SHITBALLS!

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The singer of the night

>>681382055
LOL HOLY SHIT I'M DYING

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>>681385643
Sounds God awful, but im nothing if not adventurous

>>681385471
That's the meat. Fresh shipment.

TENDIES REEEE

>>681385151
>y-y-you too

>>681385660
That was Requis.

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>mfw Dylan and Eric tell me not to worry about the guns.

You know what I realised? None of use have even stated our names. I'm Larry the waiter.

Waiter, waiter! Could I please have the nigger flesh, medium rare of course, with a glass of your finest pussy juice?

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>>681379070
>WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!

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Damn, service is slow for fucks sake.

Alright fuckheads who told that young lady that came in 20mins ago that she had to eat all the eggs?

>>681386290
Larry's got you. MEDIUM RARE NIGGER FLESH WITH THE FINEST PUSSY JUICE!

>>681386287
Hi larry.
Fuck you

>>681386287
Fuck you Larry I hate you

>>681386443
See
>>681385655

>>681386402
HERE'S YOUR ORDER CHEF RAMSAY!

>>681383774
As crispy as their chafed palms

>>681379070
Fuk u slow retardz go dur durr nuggAR hang urself

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>>681385842
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>681386482
You're a faggot larry go home

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>>681386596
about damn time.. presentation isnt that well, but what can you do?

>>681386482
I've been covering your ass for the past 2 weeks because you were to busy trying to boypussy.

>>681386402
So sorry about the service sir, the spit roast is arguing with our souse chef about how he's goysplaining his flat earth hypothisis, can i offer you a complementry triforce or a glass of boiled shark testosterone?

>>681386607
Got it.

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>>681386596

Hm... mhm..

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>>681386862

>>681386798
I'm not larry,
>>681386287
Is

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Who ordered the banana?

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Very good! Keep up the good work /b/istro!

>>681386890
Shut up faggot

>>681386519
Yeah, the chef's aren't exactly the best at presentation.

Kill yourself.

>>681387222
Checked

>>681387263
Fat chick coming through

>>681387333
Checkum

>>681387094
Correct. Why does everyone hate me? I've been covering everyone's asses for the past 4 hours.

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>>681379805
Kill yourself you basement dwelling faggot, that is the only kind of table we have at Cafe del /b/, right this was, Nigger.

>>681387333
Back at ya

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Hello there, may I take your order? :3

I just spilled hot coffee on a customer, should I spill ice water on her too?

I'll take an aborted fetus, bloody as hell with a Pepsi max, no ice, and I want it here in five minutes or I'll buy this establishment and fire you all

>>681387222
Trips may prove a point, but I still covered your shift.

>>681387222
>>681387333

Get those traps back to work, two trip special orders Coming up!

>>681387406
Because you literally suck dicks. Or maybe you don't it's hard to keep up especially on this board.

>>681387498
nah just cum on her

>>681387407
Fuk u slow retard goes dur durr hate uu nigger luvers

>>681387534
On it. It'll be ready in 1 minute. Xenu loves you.

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Pardon me, but are you open at real nigga hours?

>>681387584
You're thinking of Gary. I'm Larry.

>>681387702
Yes sir.

>>681387838
thanks fam It's real depression hours , if you want to kill yourself click that mf like button 

>>681387702
PEnds, you got dat good succ?

>>681387787
Well then i don't know why no one likes you. good luck figuring it out.

yo where do keep your toliets I gotta let loose on a major shit, I ain't playing

>>681387481
I'd like to eat out 3 loli vaginas.

>>681387960
walk in freezer.

>>681387534
Here's your aborted fetus, extra bloody, Pepsi max, no ice and that's it. Anything else?

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>>681387883
I did 18 times. It just doesn't work for me.

>>681387936
Thanks m80.

I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE OWNER OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT AT ONCE. SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN LIKE I DID THOSE JAPS ON GUADALCANAL.

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>>681379070
I'm the health inspector. Due to repeated complaints I'm going to have to close you down.

>>681388383
Fuck you.

>>681387960
See
>>681388056

Just try and don't get your saggy balls stuck to the floor, god knows I ain't cleaning THAT again.

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Can I get a table, please?

>>681388068
Are you kidding me - did I ask for a Pepsi Max
OR A FUCKING GLASS OF BAJA BLAST
Take this peasant drink back and bring me back what I ordered you incompetent little swine

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YOU WEREN'T FAST ENOUGH BITCH. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>681388028
Lewd. :3

WHAT IS MAYONNAISE

>>681388558
no leave

>>681388506
Look here you boi pussy bitch, you're out of business. Papers have been filed to make the owners pay legal fees and restitution. The shit storm is coming.

>>681388558
hahahahaha u so randum xDDDD

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>>681388858
Then can I at least order to go?

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I added up our earnings for today and it seems we are short $200 and a chromosome! Who took it!?

>>681379070
Is there a section with out any black people

>>681388956
I'm trying to eat my aborted fetus in peace here, please pipe down

>>681389020
no leave

>>681389172
F
U
C
K

You

>>681388633
Let me guess:
You wanted the pineaple-flavoured cum, right?
Well you see, sir, we are out at the moment as our fine-cum trap had a couple beers last night. Can I offer you something else?

Can I get a RC cola with my burger?

>>681389064
I took the cash for drugs and whores. No idea who took the chromosome.

>>681389307
N
O
G
A
Y
S

>>681389064
Shit, I checked and we had extra this morning! I dunno what happened!.

>>681389516
F
A
G
G
O
T

Then leave