>>681372464
Drink it. Post pics.

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>>681372464
put your dick in it then smash it with a hammer

Dump it over your head

>>681372464
Drink the whole thing, faggot

Basically you're gonna drink that for my viewing pleasure op

drink it

inject that shit into your arms

>>681373017
Rerollll for this
Also
>timestamp

>>681372464
Stale piss enema
Do it, faggot

Up your ass open, then go upside down

>>681372464
inject it in your eyeballs

Funnel into anus

Pickle jar piss enema

>>681372464
Pour it all over yourself

Huff until you are sufficiently high, then huff some more. Once you're done, water your plants with it.

Funnel it in your ass.

Pour it in the toilet.

Put clear tube up your ass with a funnel connected to the other end and pour the whole jar in your ass faggot

Throw it at the nearest family member whilst screaming "JARATE!". Film it and post it on YouTube.

pour it all over your body and face then hug someone. record it

Put your foot in the jar

give yourself an enema with that shit

tip it on your head

Do nothing. Come back in 5 years.

>>681372614
rolling for this

>>681373429
rolling for this

>>681372614
rolling

>>681373488
And now we wait

Chug it down. With Timestamp.

>>681372464
how many balloons would it take to send it to space?

>>681372614
reroll

>>681373431
This

Funnel in ass and pour in. Then squirt out like a girl.

>>681373429
ROLLIN

Drink it

>>681373300
Ladies we have a winrar

>>681372464
enema with it

Take a bath with the piss, fill up the tub to dilute it so you can cover yourself with it. Pick off any scabs first. Then drink as much as you can. Now don't drain the tub. Ever.

Boil it until there is nothing but residue on the bottom of the pan, dissolve residue in water on a metal spoon(put lighter under spoon and stir) load 12cc of solution into syringe and inject into whatever vein is easiest.

dump it on a random person in your house.

boil it down and chew on whats leftover

>>681373161
reroll

pour it on your mom

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Inject piss into your asshole, post pics and webm/gif

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Mix it into a martini then get shit faced off it

>>681373429
Rerollin for this

>>681373431
Rolling for this

>>681372464
Dispose of it properly.

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>>681373626
Wtf this

Piss on ir

>>681373640
Lol, rolling

>Funnel it in your ass.

pour it one someone at randome

Mix with vodka, drink.

>>681373431
roollll

>>681373626
Rolling

>>681373623
its 69 not dubs nignog

Inject it.

Flush it down the toilet

Throw it against the home of someone you dont like

chug!

drink it

Boil and drink it

>>681373429
THIS!

Nothing

Get a syringe and inject it in the vain in your cock OP

throw it on a cop

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OP, you break open that shit in your car.

>>681373585
doesnt matter. the atmospheric pressure surrounding the balloons would be so low that the baloons would pop and the jar of piss would fall down to the earth with enough velocity to kill a person

>>681373600
Rollin

>>681372614
>>681373112
>>681373143
>>681373229
>>681373260
>>681373300
>>681373349
>>681373351
>>681373398
>>681373467
>>681373467

Make popsiclez

>>681373648
lel

>>681372464
pour it on a duck

Shit on it, shake it and pour it all over your bed.

>>681373431
This

>>681373566
Lol, dubs on dubs.
Awesome
Cya in 5 years ops

>>681373017
THIS

Drink it all

put it back in the refrigerator nerd

>>681373300
WINRAR

Wait for the next marathon. Be the cups guy, giving runners cups filled with your piss

Add mpre piss and save another five years, make another thread, ill be there.

get a funnel and funnel it into your ass
then shit it into a cup and drink it
post video

ieeeuw

Throw it away

>>681373992
69 Faggot

rerolling. dip a slice of bread in it and then eat it

put in a paper bag and leave it on neighbor's porch

>>681374069
FUCK YOU!

>>681372614
This right here

FULL JAR OF PISS ENEMA

>>681374069
man the winrar suck

Make popscicles out of it and give em to people

>>681374069
Ahhhhhhh

>>681373488
Good roll anon

>see you in 5 years op

Cum inside it and then drink it

>>681374069
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Go to campus, break it in dorm elevator. Preferably girls or coed dorm. TAKE VIDEO OF ENSUING RESPONSE. Post on /b/

>>681374069
FUCK U

Chug dat shit

lather, rinse, repeat

Gunpowder goddamit

Collect more and make saltpeter, mix with charcoal and sulfur. If you cannot get sulfur use sugar, isn't as effective but should work.

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>>681374069
W A S T E D
A
S
T
E
D

>>681374069
motherfucker

OP is obviously not going to fucking drink it you dumbasses.

Throw it at your neighboors front door.

>>681374069

GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>681374069
You stupid mother fucker

Bust it over a niggers head

>>681374069
Fuck you

>>681374069
Fucking Kek

Actual Winrar here

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>>681372464
pour it out

>>681372464
Flush it

>>681373640
Rolling

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>>681374069
REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING REEEEEEE

>>681374069
i was about to say the same thing xDD

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>>681372464
>Mfw everyone believes this is a piss jar and not sunny d

the fucking faggot gets it who says throw it away

>>681374069
An hero you fun nazi

>>681374143
its 69 not dubs

Pour it on a stranger in public in the middle of the day.

>>681374069
YAY! now post pics OP.

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put it in a orange juice bottle and put it in the fridge and wait for someone to drink it

>>681372464
>Throw it away
He won with something stupid, pfff

Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes. Video and upload.

Snort it

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Isn't that how phosphorus was invented?

>>681374311
to late
>>681374069

>>681372464
Chug it and post the video.

>>681372464
>I've had this pickle jar filled with piss for well over five years now

No you haven't.
that is not what old piss looks like.

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>>681374069
Time to delivar OP!
Lets see that shit in the garbage can (unhamred of course) with a timestamp!

>>681374283
nigga if it was sunny d then where's his jars of OJ and purple stuff
>checkmate

>>681374069
But where do I "throw it away"?

>>681374069
Op has no reason not to deliver at least?

>>681372464
Go outside and baptize people in a golden shower.

>>681374396
Lets see your pissjar then

>>681374238
>cancerous meme

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>>681374069

Put it in a glass and throw it to someone in the street and to ur mom and ur pets

>>681373623
>>681373992

pretty sure OP said 69 decides, not dubs? samefag

>>681374283
5 years old piss would look very different, look at cumbottlesguy / Jizzus, that's clear like it's poured straight out of a juice bottle

>>681374069
>>681374469
Confirmed

>>681374469
oh lol

>>681374069
Ι love you omfg

Its Fucking V8, m8. Great b8, i r8 8/8.

>>681374466
in your ass and mouth

>>681374099
WINRAR

>>681373955
jesus I guess so

>>681374466
"throw it away" by breaking it in the lobby of a girls dorm

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>>681374469

throw it away on or under someones yard

>>681374573
Nigga you don't know what you're talking about
This is one of my prized posessions

>>681374466
a bin silly

>>681374743
idioto

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>>681374573
cum and piss are different

>>681372464
Drink it our blow it up your ass

>>681374069
AW FUCK MAN, THREAD MURDER

>>681372464
drink it

>>681374069
A very good winrar indeed anon ! Now we can watch all the edgelord faggots sperging the fuck out :)

Deliver OP !

Fuuuuck, that reminds me

I put an apple in a glass jar about 11 years ago and it's still at my parents' house. I should check up on that

>>681374899
whoa

Add a 1/2 cup of sugar boil until reduced by about 75% then eat the piss syrup with a small spoon

>>681374952
You should right now so I can see it
I'm very bored

>>681374069
All that hard work. Gone.

throw it out on a sidewalk\in park

OP, here's what you gotta do:

>Put it in a metal container that will not get eaten by rust and other natural oxidisers, slap something on there (or inside container) that says Time Capsule Juice, then put jar in container.

>Bury said container with piss jar somewhere where you know that it'll eventually get dug up in the future. Doesn't even have to necessarily be far into the future.

>Profit???

Put it on the microwave

>>681372464
Why

>>681372464
that's not even piss you retarded piece of shit

OP is a faggot.

>>54242997
Not op but I hate t>>681373017
This

Empty out a container of orange juice and replace it with the piss then put it a friends fridge

>>681374743
It's 69 not dubs you fuckjew

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>>681372464
Drink it.

FUCKING JARATE

>>681374769
looks like we will see you in five years m8

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5 year old piss does not look like that.

Just trust me on this one.

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>>681375500
Oh it's piss

>>681376085
THROW THAT SHIT INTO THE NEAREST PERSON. POST RESULTS.

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>>681375890
It's been less than 10 minutes faggot

>>681372464
it wont be that color after 5 yrs gtfo

>>681376085
Things just got a whole lot sexier

I say disregard the shitty rolls and go out in your car and throw it as hard as you can at the first nigger you see

>>681372464
Those isn't even stale pasta, it's stale urine.

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>>681376085
Something is developing inside the jar. You are going to become a father anon.

>>681375083
I can't, maybe in the weekend I'll visit my parents and make a thread

>>681376220
Throwing it out means opening the container and throwing out the contents

>>681376372
We're going to be brothers

>>681376372
I will be waiting

>>681376414
It's too late

>>681372464
Make popsicles out of it to eat for yourself and your whole family

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>>681376353
I need to start peeing in bottles again

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>>681374069
this is why I come here kek

>>681376220
Can we keep rolling?

Drink it and rolling

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>>681376935
Go for it friend

Get a needle and inject it in your dick. (the ill hole you piss through)
Record it.

upload a vid of you drinking it

keep it for another 5 years

>>681376894
>complaints that wants to be a girl at all costs
>shows dick everytime
Sissy boy logic

>>681377386
this

>>681377222
GET

>>681372464
Take video of you opening it and post on YouTube and give us the link.

jarate your mom

do nothing with it

Throw it at a cop car

>>681374069
top kek post pics op plz

>>681372464
Drink it

Drink it

>>681377573
roll

>>681377573
reroll

Snort a puddle of it

>>681377817
roll kek

Do a small cut on your arm and pour the piss on it

>>681372464
Stick your head over and take a big whiff.
I bet you'll get high.

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>>681376085
>>681372464

Pisslord here

I admire your dedication but you should keep it until it turns black. I have gallons and gallons and after a few years they turns black but keep it in the glass because it will corrode and eat the plastic away after a few years.

Trust me I had a few accidents already

Make a booby trap with it.

>>681377573
尺〇乚乚

Drink it.

>>681373585
I did some calculations and I'd need 200 - 250 balloons just to get it off the ground

>>681375358
this

throw at cop car roll

It's simple.
Step 1: Freeze into a bunch of ice cubes

Step 2: Have a party

Step 3: Use piss cubes for drinks

drink the piss

Go to store
Buy apple juice/cider
Swap contents
Record aftermath

damn, wish i was here sooner...

Roll for going to the nearest overpass and throwing it onto the first semitruck you see.
>Aiming for the windows/cabin

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Name it Benjamin, take it everywhere you go (work, school, gloryhole, etc) and talk to it as if it was your bff. If you go someplace that requires a ticket or serves food/dessert, the you must buy a ticket or some food for Benjamin.

>>681378292
rolling for this

>>681378369
Winrar

>>681378369
pls op

>>681378369
winrar

>>681372464

How did it get so orange?

>>681374069
oh

>>681373623
it's 69, newfag

>>681378369
AAAAAAAAAAA YOUR TRIAL HAS EXPIRED!!!!!

>>681378425
It's all fun in games until he drops benjamin

>>681378292
It smells so bad after a few months that you can't do it, someone would notice immediately.

After only a few months it smells like rotten eggs so I doubt OP's pissjar is 5 years old.

Trust me, imma pisslord

>>681378369
huehuehuehuehue

>>681372614
Roll

Dump it down the drain

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Piss enema.
Pics because eat piss.

SNORT!!!

>>681374069
Damn it!

>>681378078
It's only turning black because of the bacteria inside your containers
The sell by date on the jar is December of 2011, so it's possibly been stewing for 6 years
Precipitates form after a week, but they reach their maximum after a month or two
After many months the precipitates and preteens and shit tend to settle and the liquid thickens into a kind of runny gel or snot
I need to pick up some Poweraide, their bottles are awesome for peeing in

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>>681378078
>it corrodes and eats away at the plastic

>>681374069

nice bro top zozzle

>>681378826
Fuck you, do gooder

>>681376085
This can't be 5 years old

My 5 year old pissjugs are black and they start turning dark after only a year or two. By the look of the Urea crystals I'd say it's about a month or 2 old. I have all my pissjugs labeled so I could show you a month old jug so you could see how much 'piss goop' has built up on the bottom. It gets so thick you can't hardly pour it out.

>>681378369
this

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>>681378369
I did it

mail it to the president

>>681378611
I was going to say he could manage if he was able to keep from dropping and breaking his real friends, but then I realized that /b/ + 5yearoldpissinajar = no friends...

>>681372464
Rolling anyway.
Take it to local grocery store, put price sticker on it, print out label of a new lemonade brand, watch a goofball buy it.

Throw it on someone and hit em with a kukri for a critical strike.