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Alright you FUCKING FAGGOTS, let's do more tinder shit
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Alright you FUCKING FAGGOTS, let's do more tinder shit
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same numbers as last time?
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>>681355165
69,10,37
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>>681354563
pick a new bitch yet?
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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>Esmerelda
Holy shit you're the prettiest girl who has ever added me on here
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Ask the land whale if you can sleep in her blubber for warmth
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I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours instead?
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>>681355469
Winrar
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Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
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>>681355596
How big was the whole you left?
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>>681355526
kek, this
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>>681355469
kek xD
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gtfo normie
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>>681355855
she's going to eat that up. It's what she does
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>>681355596
>Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
>Because I'm sure the ground was pretty sore about it.
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>>681356036
Kek
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Do you like anime?
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>>681356088
Winrar
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwUhEUghZ0
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>>681356036

half her face is chin, obviously she eats everything up.
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You fuckers are going to get me killed
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Tell her your favorite food.
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>>681355855

She's landwhale AND a writetard. What a catch!

>I'm sure you'll be glad to know that I'm a big supporter of cetacean rights.
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>>681356390
Kek/10
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>>681356390
Yes I mean it. Let get together asap. I need to see you!
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>>681356390
lol
rolling for

We should eat BBQ together
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>>681356390
Haha yeah, we'll have a WHALE of a time :)
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She's never been more wrong in her life
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>>681356390
Confirmed Kek'd
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>>681356390

Wow, that joke is more corny than your breakfast. Don't worry, I still love it.
And you.
And anime.
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>>681356527
roll
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>>681356509
Rollin
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Do you like to shop?
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>>681356558
Fucking this
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>>681356573
I can tell you love sweets you fat slob. Put down the chips ya greasy shit.
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>>681356558
This
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>>681356589

kekkus maximus.
rolling for thisss
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>>681356509
Roll
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>>681356527
>We should eat BBQ together
>I'd ask you to bring the pork, but I don't want to offend your heritage.
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>>681356677
HOLY FUCK YES
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Rolling for OP acquiring fatty tits
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>>681356677
winrar
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>>681356573
Which one of those do you hate more: Gypsies, Arabs, Niggers or Slavs?
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>>681356573
show me your fat ass tits, i need to purge
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>>681356390
hahaha... she's tryina run game on you homey. HHAHAHHAHAA

>sad thing is, it's probably easier for her to get fucked by the end of the day than anyone reading this.
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>>681356442
roll
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>>681356788
FUCKING DOUBLE DUBS
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>>681356573
>really aww and because I can picture me and you together.
Fuck yeah she can picture it, after she's finishing you as her meal
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Send me a pic with sharpie in pooper.
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>>681356573
Let's just get to fucking, mind of I paper bag your head?
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same here, I feel like me and you could have great chemistry together

are you free for a drink on Sunday?
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>>681356773
>>681356527
Rooll
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Alright let's actually make this land whale love this poor cuck
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>>681356589
Rollin
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>>681356677
winrar
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Fuck, so fucking desperate
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I want you to perform cunnilingus on you after you've run around the block a couple of times.
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>>681356589
rollo
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>>681357005
I want to*
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>>681356917
This, let's do this
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>>681356974
Numbers are
69,10,37
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Oh cut the crap you fucking landwhale. you don't even know me and you never will.
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>>681356800
Winrar
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Ask her if she can see her penis from all that fat
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How does your pussy taste?
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>>681357057
Rolling
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>>681356558
This please
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>>681357149
roll
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>>681356909
reroll
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>>681356909
this
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>>681357171
wins aren't fucking dubs you illiterate piece of shit
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>>681357171
Idiot
>>681357122
this
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Ask for her phone number. Then post it.
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>>681357149
this
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>>681357057

rolling for this one
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>>681356677
Roll
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It must have hurt when you fell from the sky...because you caused the extintion of the dinosaurs
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Aww! You think so? That means so much to me! Would it be ok if you sent me a sexy photo of yourself?
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>>681356455

Reroll for subtle build-up (though judging by her spelling I doubt she'd know what "cetacean" means)
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>>681357391
Fucking kek
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I'm a vegan.
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>>681356573
can i ask for a pic of your cunt.. ? :$
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>>681356909
Roller coaster
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>>681357391

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, 66 million years ago?"
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Lets meet up this weekend, we have to do this. This is ment to be!
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>>681357434
roll
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>>681357434
Rollin
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>>681356573
Ask her if she takes a day to turn around
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>>681357343
This
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>>681355469
WINRAR
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>>681357434
roll
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>>681357149
rollz
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>>681357325
OP posted dubs win faggot
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>>681357444
Trips do it
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>>681356573
Wanna go get some Chinese later?
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>>681355454
>photagrapher

"Why yes, yes I am."
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>>681357640
You're slow
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Give me your number
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>>681356909
rolling
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>>681357666
No but satan will guide my hand
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Are you trying to seduce me? ;)

you have to do that stupid face. they love it. It gets ugly pussy wet.
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what do you think? do you love it? :$$$$
*join a pic of your dick*
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>>681357769
And you're a waste, faggot
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>>681356909
>I feel like me and you could have great chemistry together.
>Are you familiar with lipid oxidation reactions?
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Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
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>>681354563
Give us more numbers, it's too slow
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>>681356721
Rollan for this
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I must draw you
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>>681356573
is your profile picture a credit card? a picture of bank account credit with a big sum of money? you can't be this attractive.
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>>681356909
Rollin
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>>681357877
roll
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>>681357877
Underrated post, top kek anon
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>>681357846
rock'n'roll
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>>681356573
i can pretend to be a photographer... Let's go find a darkroom and see what develops ;)
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>>681356442
roll
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>>681356909
roll
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>>681357578
Rell
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>>681357945
I'll jsut get her fucking number and let you niggers have at it. Gotta go to the library and pick up some books and shit. I'll post more throughout the week and hope to Christ you fags do the same.
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>>681357846
this
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>>681357873
>can't keep up with a thread
>calls me waste
Kek off yourself m8
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Oh I am as sweet as a sucker! Speaking of suckers..Do you want to come over and suck on my cock bb?
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>>681356662
roll
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>>681356909
rolling down a hill
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I see something deep inside you... My dick.
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>>681356558
What you're seeing here is a get
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>>681358434
Good one
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"Are you okay with jews?
I'm not"
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Alright let's see what she says
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>>681356909
roll
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>>681358494
roll
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>>681358263

We had trips twice -- at least post that
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>>681358434
back to 9fag
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>>681354563
Op dieded abandon thread
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>>681356573
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>>681358550
finally reply
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>>681358521
Reroll for this
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>>681358550
I know we just met...but I think I'm in love with you. I hope we get married, have kids. and die together.
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>>681358550
The fuck is this?
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>>681358550
Did you know it was my hero's birthday on the 20'th of April? He really did nothing wrong
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>>681358927
Roooollll, This has to happen
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>>681358550
She is the essence of female cringe.> if dubs: Tell her you'd like to harpoon her.
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>>681358927
roll
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You like chicken tendies? My mummu used to make the best ones, but I ate her instead.
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>>681358927
roll.
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Okay fags, last one before I go
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So did you're dad build your house out of straw, wood or bricks. I'm just curious how safe you'll be when the wolf comes back
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>>681359396
OP please.
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>>681354563
>>681358550
Wait wait OP , she may be dubbing on....TUMBLR!!
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>>681358991
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>>681359396
Send it fag
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You gave me a thirst to become a better man so that I can be worthy of your love.
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>>681355454
Holy fuck. Ugly AND stupid?

Good fucking luck with your life Esmeralda
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>>681359396
DO IT OP
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>>681354563
>all those attractive matches
>esmeralda
Are we playing a game of 'what doesn't belong here'?
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>>681359851
Yes :) At least post reply before you leave
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>>681359851
Yeah! Fucking bump
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>>681354563
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>>681359851
Thank you OP. Godspeed in escaping the earthquake.
>>681359921
I died.
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>>681359851
kekolino

But honestly, she will probably fall for anything. That whale hasn't been harpooned once in her life

It's more fun using shitty /b/ pickup lines on hot girls (and kinda sad when it works)
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>>681360171
Truth
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>>681359921
>>681360171
I'm not about to waste any of my flock of hot women on you fucks
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>>681359851
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I'll post the number if and/or when I get it
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>actually getting matches
Impossibru
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>>681360409
>I'm not about to waste any of my flock of hot women

>choose the hottest out of the lot
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>>681356573
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>>681359851
this harpoon wont pull out
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No response yet OP?
Or did he abandon us
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>>681361257
I'm in the fucking car, no reply yet
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>>681361745
Fookin slut
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>>681361745
were waiting
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>>681360409
Dunno, /b/ has scored more dates than I have
And the score would be astronomical if there wasn't always one total "I want to shit in your mouth" retard ruining it

Apparently we are good at this
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>>681361745
>Driving a Toyota
Probably a Prius
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No replies yet
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>>681362747
Sad thing is that somewhere out there Esmeralda is seriously contemplating the pros and cons of rough anal sex
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>>681362693
Camry but nice try fag
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>>681359851
ROLLING FOR:

"Im a huge faggot and am having people on 4chan pick what to say to you because i have severe autism.
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Lets see what you fuckers got
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If you're either waxed, or naturally hairless, I may even be willing to lick your ass hole.
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>>681363756
Show me your tits please?
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>>681363756
"Bye Felicia"
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>>681364144
Winrar
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>>681364144
winrar
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>>681364153
kek this
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>>681363756
Had your daily dose of dick yet?
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you know, just playing the piano
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>>681364476
>]
Post reply OP
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>>681364476
We're off to a good start

I can feel a connection
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>>681364476
straight to the point.nice
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>>681356036
Haha ffs anon
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>>681364814
>I can feel a connection
That's her gravitational pull you're feeling, bud
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She posted this and then unmatched. Theres another online though I'm messaging but you'll have to excuse my faggotness
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>>681365143
Go on
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>>681365143
>Unmatched

Pff...women
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/B/ Groups app on whatsapp

>>681364762
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>>681354563
What happened with the fatty?
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>>681365492
GIVE ME A PIC OF YOUR TITS OR ILL KILL YOUR FAMILY I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU
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>>681365492
Yes! It's called Nickelback
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If you're a chick and you have.
A tinder, you're probably desperate for a relationship. If you're a man and you have a tinder, you're probably just looking to get some shit tier ass lol
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>>681365492
You might get laid son
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>>681365492
Yeah I am! I'm actually the lead singer/guitarist in my bad called the Autistic Seamonkies!
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>>681365492
Are you really good looking, or using fake good looking pictures. I'm a so so looking guy and I get NO fucking matches
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>>681365492
I'll bet you're also great at playing the skin flute. Would you like to audition for my band?
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>>681365492
say youd want to stick a guitar up her ass and hear her moans.
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>>681365777
send it OP
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>>681365492
No, but I play an instrument. I play the pussy good time
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>>681365689
roool
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>>681365492
Don't tell anyone but I auditioned to join One Direction last week. Replacing the sandnigger
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If by band you mean your ass hole and by guitar you mean by throbbing dick then yes
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>>681365777
post pic,maybe youre only so so compared to 4chan fags and not normies.
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>>681365866
WINRAR
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>>681365760
roll
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>>681365492
Yeah, we're playing darkwave music on fetish festivals.

Still need a slave chick for stage shows. Are you into that by any chance?
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I'd berry my dick so far inside your asshole whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
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>>681365492
watch my pronouns mate, I go by Zer Zim Zhex
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>>681365977
double dubs speak the truth
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>>681365668
kek
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>>681365866
Fucking winrar. You guys sure like to take it slow
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