>>681348997
What did you get her?

>>681349089
this fam

This sort of shit disturbs me a thousand times more than any gore could

>>681349926

No worries your virginity is safe

>>681348997
My only question is why aren't you posting more pics while telling us the story of how you got this little whore to blow you for xmas.

>>681348997
disgusting

>>681348997
You know, I've had my dick sucked by a LOT of women, and pretty much none of them ever were cool with me taking pictures of it.

That's why, when I see these threads with the chick looking all fine and dandy with her pic being taken, I call Bullshit.

>>681350113
You must be getting some classy ass broads to suck your cock then bro, cuz I've taken pics of every chick I've been with except my HS GF, cuz they didn't have camera phones back then.

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>>681349926
With?
>>681350078
I am, wasn't hard though. Was her ide . She knew I hadn't had one in awhile
>>681350113
It's not hard, beg a little lol

>>681350244
Checked

And you fuck with young/whores. The ONLY girls that let you take pics of them sucking a dick are young girls with nothing to lose or whores.

>>681350113
I've taken pictures of my friend's mom sucking my dick, most of my high school girlfriends (don't have those anymore), and like half of the girls who have had sex with me.

It's not that hard. No I'm not sharing them.

>>681350244
Ok, Anon, Imma going to do an experiment. I've got a date on Thursday night, and I'm going to have her suck my cock, and I'm going to try and take a picture - I'll even beg like the Anon below says. If I get a Win, I'll post it on /b/, but if I don't get a Win, then I'll post a pic of my limp dick as punishment for my shame.

Delio?

>>681349926
You know, fam, this sort of shit causes me to rage because I had trust issues.

Ex cheated on me, and when I was single every single girl cheated on their bf/husband with me.

So, I got over my trust issues: you can't trust a woman.

You can't believe anything on 4chan, but this is truth.

Post your dick op

>>681350598
Maybe that's it. I fuck milfs, because that's the league I'm in (over 40) - they aren't stupid like young girls.

Maybe I need to switch to 18 year old girls instead?

>>681350679
Your friends mom is a whore.

But you knew that, didn't you?

>>681350866
Fag

>>681350963
Yeah dude, op has a nice dick!

>>681350901
That's a bit hard to believe, Anon. First off, she would have to know that just sucking you off is dangerous, then to allow you, a young anon, to photograph the act?

My bull-shit-o-meter is tingling, /b/rah.

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>>681351069
Thank you I guess

>>681350889
Same here

>tfw you probably fucked your last teenager (without paying for it)

Some milfs are not whores, but want to be for you, part time. You'll find one, /b/ro. I got tit pics last night from one.

>>681348997
Why did you broke your promise?

No vid?

>>681351224
Paying for it sounds nice every now and again. I'll bet I could take pics too.

But milfs are just soooooo filthy. I wish girls were this dirty when I was a kid. Still, I've never been successful with pictures - but I'll try.

>>681351126
Hard to believe, yes, impossible no. Some women are just whores. And trust me, I'm not downing whores, thank god for whores. They provide a valuable service for mankind. But don't mistake a whore for a housewife!

This is 4chan, so I'm leaning no to anon's tale.

>>681348997
Did you have to leave your basement or did she come to you?

>>681350895
thats an engagement ring not a wedding ring faggot

>>681351535
Well bless her soul. There were a couple of Mom's I would have liked to bang when I was in HS, but I was a nerdy neckbeard back then.

Moms today are so much more interesting.

>>681351270
No real reason

those pics are all at different times

>>681351323
No vid

>>681348997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DP0nIFSIxc&feature=youtu.be

>>681351541
She came here, no basement

>>681351439
Yup, paying for it has its merits, and you're right: the young whores love taking pics.

Oh, and milfs have EXPERIENCE and that's what makes them filthy. They know how to fuck. I swear, this 40 y/o woman fucked ME like no one else has yet to replicate. They know an older guy needs more attention.

Unless you have a really passionate, enthusiastic young girl, they just want you to use em and fuck em, like a fuckdoll which is ok sometimes.

Lately I've been into all the attention that milfs give to keep you around, kek.

>>681351344
Looks same to me

>>681352008
post more pics dude, I want to see sperm all over her face.

>>681348997
Did he take your balls out?

>>681351938
What the fuck is this shit

>>681351747
It's easier to cheat now. When lonely mom is horny these days, a stiff dick or sexy chat is an app away.

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>>681352173
Only have a few. She wasn't letting me take a lot. Just a few because I showed her and we laughed.
>>681352255
He?

>>681350889
I'm 38, and I haven't fucked any girl near my age. Always 20 year olds(I like in a university city).

Seen pics of her a thousand times.

>>681350311
aide?

>>681352544
How do you do this? I'm 38 and a non-trad student at my local university. I had a girlfriend when I started going, but I'm single now and I feel like I'm missing out on a golden opportunity.

I just don't want to come off as "that creepy old guy."

>>681352779
Idea

>>681352795
1. be attractive
2. don't be unattractive

or alternatively
1. don't be poor
2. be rich

>>681348997
nice dick

>>681352986
OR be a smooth talker

>>681353040
Thank you

>>681352795
Get /fit/. Find a bar/restaurant near your place, and go there about 3+ times a week. Eventually the wait staff and bartender will start talking to you. Just play it normal, and one will start to like you or one of their friends will. Works every time.

>>681351344
Why, when looking at these pics did you think of the dick, and another pic lol

>>681348997

> Married

who cares if she's married or not. I go for married women all the time. Ring don't mean a thing

>>681353370
Truth

>>681353186
I'll answer for anon. Anon is not specifically staring and trying to make connections of dicks between pics. But lindsey has been posted so much I bet i could draw that fat cock sticking out of her mouth. And when you happen to see another similar pic with a cock of high resemblance, you can't help but ask.

Her fingers are bizzare and u got atiny cock

>>681353638

big words for a virgin

>>681353623
Ok, fair enough. I can accept that. I don't think it's same though personally

you have a small penis

>>681348997
That's my fucking wife and I know exactly who you are, Richard. I'm going to fucking get you.

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>>681353986
>I want to believe

>>681353986
>plz be real

>>681353986
Oh, how I wish this was real lol

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>>681353148
Fuck. That makes sense. Thanks anon. Here's tits for you.

I've got a couple places around town where I'm starting to get in with the staff. As I start to get to know them I feel like I want to keep a good reputation with them. Any rules? Do you limit yourself to one girl at each place, or will you play it by ear and just keep fucking people as the staff changes over etc?

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>>681353986
>PLS PLS PLS

>>681354599
Haha exactly

>>681354510
Doesn't it? this dude's a genius. It really is an underrated post.

>>681354931
if you're that desperate i guess

>>681354931
It's one of those strategies that's so subtle and obvious that it's genius.

Agreed

>>681353148
Sheer genius! You plug into the main human network and everyone curious about you asks the staff.

That's the first 4chan post which made me smarter. May the Anon who made it swim in money and hot poosey.

>>681355889
That's what I'm saying. Some 4chan anon actually imparted some fucking wisdom.

>>681354510
I'm the anon you responded to. I find that once you get one of the girls at a place and the other girls find out... They want you more. I've banged 3 at the local Logan's roadhouse last year, none of them seemed to be bothered by it.

I'm telling you man, it's the easiest way to get women... Plus, you get to get tipsy doing so.

>>681353148
Huh. 40 y/o again. I do this strategy. I have regular places where I know the owners and staff, and getting pussy is incredibly easy this. The hot waitresses will even play wingman, for example if a girl is not showing too much interest, she will come over and show some attention, and then the "date" will show she wants to keep you.

It's like magic. The trick is to not come on to the staff, in my case, and just be a cool regular.

Nowadays, I just go to my spots for food and a drink, check out the scene, talk to the staff and go to the next one. I usually meet and exchange info with some lucky lady. But I'm having a good time regardless.

This topic turned into great info

>>681356380
I'll add that bartenders know where all the fun late night places are, and cool fun hip house parties. They are party central, but burn out fast so you'll have a steady roster of newfriends.

>>681356484
>> But I'm having a good time regardless.

And that is fucking key. If you're not having a good time, you're not going to get laid.

Pussy is a side quest. If you make it your main quest, you'll fail.

>>681351179
You got anymore pictures of your dick without the ugly girl?

I want to whack off to your dick.

>>681357370
Why would I take just dick pics

>>681357370
Fag detected

>>681357619
Its not gay, he has a nice feminine penis.

>>681352986
Make a bitch convulse from the cock and she will do anything. True story

I'm a fat 50 up bartender in a college town and I regularly fuck 25 year olds. It's easy when yer a bartender

>>681356841
Here's another tip: always, always get in good with the staff no matter where you are. You never know what they do when not working

CSB: traveling in uk, only American around, in a 4 star hotel that is an American 3 star. Hang with bluebloods, out of my league type people who wear ascots like Freddie in scooby doo.

Go outside to smoke one day, talk the doormen, he's like, you're actually talking to me? You're cool. Mention I need some pussy, he tells me he has a girl and will send a car to get me.

Taxi comes, nervous as fuck thinking this is shady as fuck. Tell cabbie to wait until I give the ok. Hot as New Zealander opens door in a lace maid outfit. Give the cabbie a thumbs up.

She says the doorman is kind of her pimp, she is an escort but this is a freebie. Gives me a nuru massage, sucks dick, breaks out wine. Doorman comes over, he has pills and wants to all fuck her. I decline, spent. He proceeds to get drunk and literally but playfully kick her ass, grope her. She laughs it off.

How much do I owe? Nothing.

Thanks m8.

Bartender hears I'm cool, gives me a bottle of Elmer Lee Kentucky bourbon since I'm American.

I end up tipping everyone extra for the remainder of my trip.

Lesson, always be nice to the doorman, staff in general.

>>681350792
S'truth.

>>681348997
Rough looking cunt like. Used to pull a rat like that after the pub to get emptied if I didn't get lucky.
>>681349528
>Buckle
What the fuck is buckle? Did you buy that mess a belt?
>>681350895
Have you not noticed she has kids paint on her chest? Was she too lazy to wash that shit off?
>>681352487
What a fucking hog. I'd not let that anywhere near my lad. It's like a man. Look at it.

>>681359154
>>681350792
That's why you never ever marry the slut. Marry the virgin and then get your kicks with the slut on the side.

Wife was only with one guy before we got together, she hates the idea of cheating and would never even dream of it (her dad cheated on her mom and left). So I wifed her, knocked her up, and now find younger hotter kinky sluts online for whenever I need to get my dick sucked. Works out perfect.

>>681359595
Ahhh! I thought I found one, tried to wife her up, but she was fucking with me, pretending to be a good girl. Once that trust was gone, I dropped her.

I ain't jaded though, still looking for that unicorn, homey. Maybe I should import one from a 3rd world country?

>>681359500
Someone had there oatmeal pissed into today

>>681359595
Only people who worry about a girl's experience are dudes who suck at fucking and know it

>>681359595
>find younger hotter kinky sluts online
where?

>>681349926
>>681350792
Same except I've never cheated on anyone or slept with anyone who was currently in a relationship.

Cheaters disgust me. I don't understand how people can be so fucking basal and immoral.

I have more sympathy for serial killers.

>>681350895
Looks pretty nasty trash OP. Doubt her husbands all that bothered.

>>681348997
thanks op., she's pretty cute. no pics of her titties? fucking tramp was probabljy jonesing for a different cock. women these days love sucking dick

>>681360742
LOL who knows
>>681361058
Actually yes, but it's a crappy pic 1 sec

>>681360069
pig in lipstick and this is /b
deal with it or don't

>>681360319
enjoy your whore wife with a loose pussy who cucks you on the reg then

First 3 pic pink hair.
4-5 blue.
Yet it happened only once?

>>681362072
hey it's good enough. i happen to like that angle

>>681362027
Died her hair for her that day, well bangs atleast

>>681357537
It's his way of telling you she's ugly.

>>681348997

those tattoos are ridiculous

When you look at those you just know she's a whore with daddy issues, guy who married her was asking for trouble really

>>681362072
fukken disgusting

>>681362974
i liked it and want more. don't listen to jealous fuckers who have never had their dick sucked by anyone.

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>>681352407
>>tfw the entire online dating/hookup system is tailored to make dickhopping as easy as the push of a button for girls

>>semi attractive females get 10s of swipes for every 1 swipe right a male might get

>>681363155
Agreed she's cute

>>681353623
looks like it is tbh

>>681363992
I'm 50 50 could be, could not be. Either anon gits blew by two girls, or anon didn't. Who cares lol

>>681364277
I deleted it because of the guy bitching

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>>681364390

>>681364390
any ass pics?

>>681364390
I'd fuck her, but feel guilty afterwards. She's kind of fat

>>681364618
Lol, The Game

/b/ Whatsapp chat
>>681364762

>>681364766
No ass pics, tbh she has no ass

>>681364825
Lol, free fuck, why guilt

>>681348997

How do you know Kristina? :)

>>681364390
come on, you're the guy that got blown by lindsey.
identical dick.
also those pics you posted here are at least 1 year old. according to imgur.

>>681364307
cos if he is i want more pics of lindsey

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>>681364832

>>681364993
I don't like fucking fatties. I like fucking short girls and hearing them wince in pain when I jame my dick in.

I'm a bit of a sadist.

>>681365015
Who?

>>681365168
Highly doubtful. More anon dreams
>>681365246
So you come to this pic, asking for another woman?

>>681365846
This

>>681365846
i didn't pose the question
someone said his dick looks similar to the one lindsey sucks in pics/vids
does anon have more?

does it really bother you that much?

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>>681364390
whatthefuck

Got your feelings hurt?

>>681366587
Doesn't bother me, I'm just sick of seeing lindsey , and dick only looks similat, but not same to me

>>681366735
Agree

Good girl

>>681348997
did she suck ur dik?

>>681368622
Yes

>>681364277
OP got scared lol

>>681348997

exactly how thick is that cock? (circumferrnce). Did she tell you how it compared with her dude? did you ask about putting it in her other holes, wat did she say about taking you for a ride?

>>681369728
About 7 around, 8 longet. She said larger than his. Never came up other holes

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>>681348997
That sounds like bullshit.

Why would a married woman let you take pics of her blowing you? She could be blackmailed far too easily.

>>681370915
Probably trusted op

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>>681371201
Probably more likely that OP is lying.

>>681372133
MORE!

>>681372133
More

>>681372133
her face is on mirror.. mind blown...

>>681358792
we get it. europeons are c᠎ucks

>>681372970
settle down
its a second mirror

what is her name so we can find her

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>>681366735
Well well well

>>681372133
my life sucks, please post more of her and make me happy for 2 mins

>>681374029
this fucking cock detective did it

>>681374029
exact match good on shircock holmo

>>681374029
maybe their long lost twins?
javier and jesus gonzalez?
great story for a telenovela

>>681374029
>>681374714
>done

>>681351344
"I recognize that bulge"

>>681353986
If you are who I think you are, then why not get her too? Just curious.

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>>681353986
be real please

>>681358792
this is so true. if you travel, first off if you're american dont be loud or act like an asshole, just be cool and dont mention it until asked. but talk to everyone working, usually they are so interested by someone new who is just talking to them casually they will invite you to shit or help you find good places to eat, drink, or party. talk to people your age or younger.

source: i travel for work alone for a few months at a time

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>>681374029
>>681374714
>>681375165

>>cock detective

>>681374029
holy dick detectiving

>>681376005
because he means "get" OP to feed him that mighty sausage till his empty balls ache after all the constant drainings OP will submit to for the payback.

>>681377208
he's a private eye, with an eye for privates

So.....now what? Do we get lindsey in here and explain that we either have proof of her exbf or dad posting not only her nudes but another girls' nudes, with the goal of getting her to reveal which (with a timestamp)? Yes.....that is what happens next.

>>681348997

This girl is Kristina Olson from south florida / hollywood florida.

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>>681377998

Top snek

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Ok fags, i just did my part by creating this. Someone send it to her and post proof. NOW