go have fun
fucking loser

just don't have a panic attack and youre fine

>>681348366
don't use tobacco

>>681348366
czechd

>>681348366
pot is like being sleep deprived, without the tired part.

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Don't push yourself to smoke a whole blunt. Savor the first half at most.

>>681348366
Dont think you can hang With The Big boys blazing it first time, if you try to smoke a whole blunt you will pass out and your friends will draw all over your balls

>>681348366
>bad experiences
>weed

Don't worry /b/ro it's great

Don't swallow the smoke.

>>681348785
This

>>681348366
/b/ro, i guarantee you will have a blast. I do it almost every fucking day hahaha da best

Remember to get some food and drinks, helps a lot, and don't mix it with alcochol.

Take a big of a hit as you can, then proceed to hold it in your lungs for about 10 seconds then exhale.

Sometimes people who aren't used to the sensation of being stoned can get caught up worrying about it and the last thing you want to do while high is worry. If you get anxious, playing music and writing poetry is what I normally do whenever I get high. Just let the good times roll and don't worry because everybody in the room is probably feeling the same thing. Have fun /b/rother!

>>681348366
Eat something with fresh or dried mango 3-4 hours prior, as well as something with lots of pepper. I'll let you research this yourself, because I can't be fucked to explain why other than: the mango makes the high better, and the pepper gets rid of a bit of the possible anxiety.

Basically don't let your thoughts spook you. If you feel like you're gunna go down a bad though line, just focus on the feeling of the high, roll your neck slowly from one side to the other.

Also, while munchies are great, if you overeat, you'll still throwup. Weed won't save you from your idiotic gluttony. So eat responsibly. It'll be easy to make yourself sick, because food will be awesome.

And if you aren't bringing weed, bring food. Trashy food. The more cheese, the more chocolate, the worse for you, the better.

>>681349028
lightly carbonated drinks is best imo

Arizona beverages are fucking great

>>681348939
My buddy did this and puked all over the yard, we had to wash it off with a hose while high before his parents got home

>>681348366
to sesh just means chill out there and get stoned, play vidya etc.

smoke a bit see how you feel. smoke a bit more. then be high for an hour or so. you'll think everythings hilarious and get real giddy and silly. wait till you start to "come down", starting to get back to your normal state of mind. then chill out, or smoke more if you feel like it.
bring $5 with you if you want to smoke more after the first few hits. tell them its ur first time, they'll smoke you likely, then if you want more after the first bit its definitely polite to buy/bring your own. throw buddy ur 5$ for a 5 piece/5chip/half sack w.e ur slang is for half of a gram. going rate in Canada.
with ur .5 gram you can keep smoking all day for a newbie.
don't over do it if you don't feel good about it

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don't think you're hot shit and smoke too much, that's basically it

pic related

You will most likely have thoughts of suicide, your might want to rip out your throat because of how bad it burns. Stay away from knives and make sure to eat as many bananas you can. Root beer helps too. Good luck OP

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invited to a weed session

great, another fucktard raped kid

It's all well and good until you don't remember if you turned the stove off or not.

>>681348366
Remember that nobody has ever overdosed on weed, and you're not gonna be the first. Don't freak out.

>>681348366
don't inject more than 2 marijuana, you will turn into a gay

>>681348366
Draw before beer and you're in the clear

Beer before draw and you're on the floor

Just go slowly and gently
First time can hammer a grown up man into poodle od doodledoo covered in vomit doing brain spinzaku with no energy whatsoever left
especially if you are smoking some better stuff

MAKE SURE YOU DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER

>>681349135
Just dont have skittles with the arizona beverages unless you want to get flim flamed by the zim zam

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Pot is a pretty mild drug, although if you've never smoked before you won't need more than half a blunt. You can't OD on it, the worst that might happen is you pass out if you have a bit too much.
Also don't worry about acting like a stoned idiot, it's called Dope for a reason

If you let one of your friends blow the smoke up your ass it's a better and cleaner high. And your lungs won't hurt. Are they close friends? Maybe you could convince them to do it

Ask for a gravity bong

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OP here. Thanks for all the replies /b/ros <3

>>681348693
Why not? He told me he is probably going to mix it.

>>681348785
I'm probably going to share a joint with him or something. I've heard that I should take small puffs. Is that true?

>>681348851
It's just me and him, I don't really fear that.

>>681349028
We'll be getting Coke (the drink), a few cheeseburgers and chips.

>>681348939
Someone actually told me to do that. Why not?

>>681349127
Isn't it better to have a less intensive high at the first time? Thanks for the tips though.

>>681349122
Thanks a lot /b/ro! How can I prevent worrying about it?

>>681349135
I was thinking about Arizona ice tea actually. Expensive here though.

>>681348366
look up for pcp-reactions on videoplatforms
pcp is just the russian name for weed

>>681349364
Did you do that?
If so, story?

Don't try to be cool. Give it at least ten minutes between hits so you don't go stupid.

>>681349162
>thoughts of suicide
Jeebus dude, I think that's more your personal headspace.
>ripping your throat out from the burn
Yeah, maybe if you're a puss. It burns, but not that bad.

>>681349539
tobacco fucks up your high and if you don't smoke it will make you sick

buy a bong load that bad boi up and take the fattest rips your friends have ever seen and be crowned snoop dog jr

>>681349539
tobacco ruins the high and makes it taste like shit also it could make you nauseous and feel sick

>>681349315
Learned this the hard way

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>>681348366
always when trying a new drug search for info on the net, even on youtube, anywhere on the internet except for 4 chan, especially /b/.

my advice search in youtube for set and setting in drugs

>>681348366
i did it first time at school, i threw up and got very sick

Smoke bare bud and then get slapped in the face by your friends cat. Source, me.

>>681349539
While it is better to have a less intensive high, the effects of mango don't make you any higher, it just makes the high better. I'd highly (hehe) recommend it.

>>681349539
>how can I prevent worrying about it?
You might get a bit of anxiety or maybe a panic attack because you're not used to the sensation, and it might feel like you're leaving you body, but just don't worry about that and remind yourself of the science behind marijuana. The effects don't last forever, and what you're feeling is the drug so it's not like you're going to die. Bring a bottle of water because the first times you smoke weed, it will make you feel like your throat just got pissed on by the devil himself. Enjoy yourself, but don't push your limits too far.

>>681348366
> "invited"

"fuck off"

Do not drink.
Enjoy

Ask for a blowback

Headshots are cool imo, ask for one

>>681348366
I did my first time at my last job at a company party. Shit went well however collegues got pissed because we ate all the snacks. Just take a chill pill and prepare a lot of snacks. Also do not smoke in public because that gives serious paranoia.

>>681350000
Holy Quads

>>681348
Try to keep up smoke wise with rveryone at the party. At these sessions whoever smokes the least is looked down upon. Also when you feel it kick in intense stare anyone in the room who makes eye contact. Intense stare while stoned equalls itself out to good converstational eye contact

>>681348366
You probably won't get high.

Try to not get too high and you will feel great, oversmoking can be uncomfortable because you tend to forget where are you or who are you. If you DO get too high, you are up for a hell of a trip. If you start feeling kinda off, eat something sweet.

>>681349527
>smoke out of gb's so long I'm used to them and forget how much they actually rip
>staying at friend's college for the weekend
>one if his friends buys us liquor so I pull a fat rip for him out of a gravity bong
>turns out he doesn't smoke much
>he immediately proceeds to sit down by the door of my buddy's dorm and puts his head in his hands for about 45 minutes
>I've already been drinking and smoking for several hours before this so the best I can do for him is a little "you good bro?" after letting him chill out for a bit
>he stands up and leaves without saying anything
probably shouldn't be using gravs as my go-to smoking tool, seeing that reminded me just how retarded they actually are.

>>681348887
It's not. My second time I smoked weed I vomited seven times. Since then I can't really enjoy weed anymore

>>681349539
Smoking more weed should help with the anxiety

>>681350169
you are evil

OP don't be stupid and think about the bad stuffs that never happen, just enjoy yourself like youwould with alcohol.

My mom used to tell me I would end up being a skizo and shit like that.I was really stressed the first times until I realized everything was good

>>681348366
Try to keep up smoke wise with rveryone at the party. At these sessions whoever smokes the least is looked down upon. Also when you feel it kick in intense stare anyone in the room who makes eye contact. Intense stare while stoned equalls itself out to good converstational eye contact

>>681348731
everyone has different experiences with it, your chemistry proly doesnt work well with it

>>681350214

Nobody forgets who they are on weed. You're basically the same person, just a bit fucked up but much less powerful than what drinking can do to you

>>681349799
Not op but how does it ruin the high? I legit wanna know because I always use it in my zoots.

>Be me
>14yo little beta fag
>hang out with gantsa wannabes
>tell me they wanna smoke the ganja wit me
>holy shit, this is my chance to be cool
>fuckyea.jpeg
>Go with them after school to foresty are
>5 of us, only 3 were gonna smoke at first so they could keep an eye out for trouble
>we toke
>10 mins go by
>start feeling that shit
>feelsgoodman
>1st high guy, lets call him Zeus
>thinks its a good idea to pull out his pocket knife
>2nd high guy, lets call him Dave
>Tells Zeus to put away knife
>Zeus starts taking fake cuts at Dave to try and sketch him out
>mfw I'm high as balls and I don't give a fuck
Cont?

>>681348366
Been smoking for about 3 years now, trust me man it's really fucking difficult to have a bad time when you get stoned. Everyone there will be super excited to teach you what they know about it, and you'll get high and feel good. Try to make this less about smoking weed for your first time, and more about doing something with your friends, because it truly is a great way to make connections and build relationships. Have fun.

>>681348366
You will end up sucking eachothers dicks, I guarantee it.

Just take it easy, take a couple hits then wait and see how you feel before you keep going. You might not get high the first time, but then again you might so you don't want to over-do it. I've never had a bad experience but I've had friends who have greened out and it seemed pretty shitty, so again it's important to pace yourself!

My only tip is to have a big ass drink with you bc your mouth will be super dry

>>681350264
Can anyone help me with it?
It's probably because there was too much tobacco in the joint. But I get anxious when I smoke pure weed

>>681350499
thanks Dad!

When you take a fat hit of weed, hold it in for a good 20 seconds and then exhale and go "GNOOO"

you'll be blazing like the pros brah

>>681350368
Don't you dare listening to this fag

>>681350440
it doesn't, i've been playing around with rolling with or without and using a little tobacco as the base doesn't do anything.

>>681348366
The best advice is to do what you feel is natural and don't forget it's two puffs pass to the left, don't forget to inhale again once the smoke is in your mouth it's in your lungs where you get the most high

>>681348366
Marijuana makes you gay and homosexual faggot don't do it.

>>681349044
It's been scientifically proven anything more than a couple seconds only hurts your lungs and nothing more

>>681350368
This guy's a faggot, nobody cares how much of it you smoke as long as you don't smoke all of it.

>>681350627
>he doesn't inhale straight to his lungs
what the fuck

>>681350440
personal experience, I used to smoke only with friends who always mixed it with tobacco, a lot of times it made me feel bad, I recently started smoking joints with only weed and it made me feel way better, maybe it's just me but the high is really different

>>681350368
Exposing your penis and gyrating your scrotum are also proper etiquette

>>681350771
that's because nicotine just fucking sucks

>>681350723
Fuck you, dont listen to this fag OP hold that shit in for as long as you can so your lungs can absorb all the THC

>>681349127
>food will be awesome

There's nothing better than getting completely ripped and just devouring a pint of Ben & Jerrys

>>681350771
Did you suck a dick? You have to suck dick while smoking pot to get the full experience.

>>681350983
taking benzos and doing the same

>>681350771
I think its different for every individual. I dont feel sick or anything like that after smoking a spliff. Same for my first time.

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>>681349539
If Arizona ice tea costs any more than a dollar, you're gettin ripped off.

Unless you're talking about the gallon jugs. You may or may not still be getting ripped off

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>>681349566
Will definitely try not to take too much.

>>681349696
>>681349799
But, if I smoke it pure, wouldn't it be too intesive for the first time? I'm really trying to avoid any panic attacks etc, probably will have class after that too.

>>681349815
I did research on Google for a few hours, but I'd also like to know the opinion of regular/once-a-year users, not actual stoners.

>>681349845
Share the story.

>>681349932
>it might feel like you're leaving your body
Sounds really scary to be honest.

>>681350127
We're probably going to a lake. Bad idea?

>>681350170
Heard that too. How can I avoid not getting high? As I said, I don't want it to be too intensive anyway.

>>681350368
It's just me and a friend.

>>681350434
Really? Seems like I overestimated weed a bit.

>>681350499
Thanks for the words man.

>>681350554
Will have enough beverages with me. Share your story!

>>681350264
>>681350571
Sounds terrible.

>>681350771
I don't know what to do right now to be honest. If it destroys the high like that I might consider not doing it.

Don't drink to much if you do you can puke.
If you smoke to much you can puke.
Just take it easy smoke what you think you can handle don't over do it.

Puking while high is not fun and it hurts like a bitch

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>>681348366
>Smoked weed for the first time about 2 months ago
>I was leaving my friends who all had been smoking forever, I never did it, they would pass around the bong and I would reject it
>finally on my last hoorah with my friends i did it, I was also drunk and the same time so it was weird.
>could not stop laughing at everything
>laughed so much I actually got angry and freaked out and everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at me
>the little sober part of me knew i freaked out and apologized everyone and we all laughed as I ended up getting super philosophical.

tl;dr its an interesting experience, I personally dont go out of my way to smoke but it can be fun around friends.

>>681350771
I've been smoking with tobacco for about 6months now and only puked once cuz I smoked way to much. I guess it's personal preference.

>>681350983
No, it sucks because it makes you really hungry, but you can't tasted the food.

>>681350941

Its oxygen depravation that will make you high, not keeping the Thc in

>>681350571
Sometimes when I get higher than I would like to be, shit gets pretty intense, but freaking out is not the way to go. Realize that it's just marijuana and the effects won't last forever, play some music, and take a seat. The more you overthink it, the worse it'll be. Try and enjoy yourself and be social. Trust me, I'm no stoner, but I've had my fair share, and there have been times where I've been way too stoned, but I kept my shit together. Recently almost had an accidental psychadelic experience with marijuana. Took an edible candy that was more potent than I was expecting. Kept my shit together though, and just let time pass by for the effects to leave.

>>681351053
That's not even real tea you butt fucker.

>>681349947
>being this retarded

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>>681351054
You should start sucking dick now to build up your tolerance, this way you won't dissapointed your friends.

>>681351054
I'm smoking about 1 time every 2 month or less, what do you want to know about experiences?

>>681350460
>10 mins go by of Zeus taking fake cuts at Dave
>Me and sober two stopped giving a shit
>Enjoying the vibrations of the earth and shit
>From behind me I hear a noise
>"DUDE!"
>Turn around to see Dave with his finger pointing at Zeus
>Zeus looks like he shit himself
>Blood shoots out of Dave's finger
>3 fucking feet into the air at least
>"OH SHIT!"
>Dave looks at Zeus
>"Not cool dude"
>Passes the fuck out
>Zeus puts his knife away
>lies on ground
>goes to sleep
>this muthafucka slices open Dave's finger and starts taking a powernap
>still higher than a fucking kite

>>681348366
>Smoke a few puffs
>wait 10min to ease yourself into
>see how comfortable you are before you take another toke
>dont smoke if youre not feeling comfortable after thr 1st few puffs

Smoking out first timers is cool and all, but sometimes you get douchey stoners who just wanna get stupid. With that said, they'll try to get you stupid with them leaving you to have a bad 1st time experience and turning you away from it all together. Take it easy at first and dont over do it.

>>681349539
>a few cheeseburgers

You have no idea what you're in for, bro.

>>681351054
If you got class OP, i wouldnt recommend smoking before then because thats when you start over thinking shit, also dont drive while first time getting high. Maybe your 4th or 5th time

>>681351007
>smoking
I injected only 1 marijuana

>>681351054
The part where I said "might feel like you're leaving your body" is typically only when you push your limits too far. Just don't be a show off, and realize that while close to harmless, it is still a drug. Just do what comes naturally for yourself.

First time i Smoked weed was in a park with a stoner mate in the freezing cold. Smoked Bubbleberry... Wrong strain to start smoking weed with... was high as a mother fucker.... felt like i was drunk but without feeling like shit... GO OUT AND SMOKE SOME WEED AND HAVE SOME FUN! :D Good luck annon!

>>681351054
It doesnt destroy the high man. If you want to be sure you won't vom because of tobacco, ask for a ciggy or something. If you feel fine after taking a couple of tokes, just smoke the weed with tobacco like your friend does.

>>681351124
Thank you man. Yeah I'll try next time with a textbook where I can write to not think too much about it.
Can I use some other drugs to relax me a bittle lit b4?
Like alcohol, smoking idk

>>681351279
Your thumb looks weird. Did your mom eat much fish when she was pregnant with you?

>>681351279
not bad. It's a step above gas station glass. But getting into "whose piece is prettier" will always lead to defeat.

You might not get high at the fist time

>>681348366
he'll be expecting a blow job in return

>>681351054
the first time I smoked I didn't really any different but walking up the stairs was trippy as fuck

>>681348366
>
Don't make any more plans for the evening and just enjoy.

Smoke a bit and let the effects kick in, wait like 1/2 hour and then decide. Don't just smoke more, more, more during the first 5 minutes waiting to feel something and then it all kicks at once and you realize you did too much.
.

>>681351508
I second this

>>681351508
when is the fist time?

>>681351446
?????

>be me
>smoked weed 3-4 times
>smoke a lot with friends one time
>start throwing up
>in bathroom
>throwing up for at least 2 hours in there

wtf happened?

>>681351561
at 3 am

>>681350434
>>681351054

Really. I've been smoking for a few years now, when I really want to get fucked up, I drink. Weed has some kind of treshold limit where you won't get any higher than you already are. I smoked a lot in short span of time, several, uncountable times and I have never experienced any desorientation like that.

The worst I experienced was feeling like I was going to faint (which is a phobia of mine), if you really feel bad, take water and sugar, just sit somewhere and think about something else (friend, youtube, whatever really), in 20 minutes you'll be as good as new

>>681348366
Take a few good hits, give it 10 minutes and see how you feel.

>>681351579
k2?

>>681351597
those are real nigga hours

>>681351446
Idk maybe, I just have big hands with long fingers so it might look weird

>>681349315
Glass before grass and you're on your ass.
Grass before beer and you're in the clear.

>>681351028
Eh. Benzos kinda suck

>>681351437
Everybody's different, but I discourage mixing drugs. I personally refuse to mix marijuana with anything, even caffeine, but that's just me.

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>>681351185
Exactly why I prefer clover farms tea over it

>>681351579
I threw up on their feet while we were sitting in a circle... good times
Rest of the evening my view was like in slow motion

It's crazy in the beginning (in a good way), then after a while it gets gooooooood, but after a few years you might start feeling self-conscious, thinking about sad stuff and life in general, or getting paranoid.

Most enjoy it throughout their life though, but some side effects might occur after a few years if you're predispositioned or prone to mental illness.

>>681351681
the trick is to not take more than a small amount

>>681348366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DP0nIFSIxc&feature=youtu.be

>>681351102
You can totally taste the food. Everything tastes amazing. Especially if you had some good shit

Yeah you definitely don't want to mix weed and tobacco. Makes it taste like shit and it can burn when you go to smoke it. Ask your friend if you can not mix it just have pure weed

>>681348366
You can feel pain in your lungs, don't panick, is nothing serious

>>681351801
until your tolerance builds and you're addicted

>>681351105
This

They've proven you stop absorbing the thc after a couple sec

Eat mango about half an hour before you start smoking >.>

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>>681351618
If you use enough potent forms of THC in a small amount of time, it has been known to be able to be psychadelic. Probably helps if you have a low tolerance as well. I came close to having one of these experiences, and I was not expecting it so it caught me off guard a bit. Cheers though.

>>681351579
You swallowed too much smoke. Next time take smaller hits, hold the smoke in your mouth for a second or two, and then slowly and steadily breathe in through your mouth into your lungs.