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Just turned 23, so 23 decides how I spend my birthday.
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Just turned 23, so 23 decides how I spend my birthday.
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>>681329014
Rolling for relaxing and reading my new books
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Bumping with oc because I have no idea what else to do
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Smoke a blunt. Backwoods preferably
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get drunk and fap
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happy birthday
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>>681330215
Wouldn't hate this
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Raping and pillaging
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>>681330314
Did this last night, got shitty on beer, rum, and a little red wine. Hangover was kill this morning
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Kys
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>>681330626
Just had an old friend from high school anhero, don't think I could do it
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get drunk, order a hooker and fuck her the whole night
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>>681330448
Thank you kind anon
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>>681330922
So close
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Rent boy
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>>681331023
Winner?
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>>681331023
Can't do her, she fucking hates my guts hahaha
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>>681331101
Not a roll, disregarding
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Come on b give me your worst you faggots
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> Put on coat
> Go to local airport
> stand next to TSA entry lane
> Hold arms over head, holding pen in hand
> Yell Allahu Akbar
> click on pen
> look confused at pen
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>>681331624
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I have no idea, but roll
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Pic related, book I just got that I kind of want to read
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Publically masturbating next to a main road at midday.
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Finger ur mom then streak down your street fggt
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buy a kitten
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Send your mum a dick picture
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Nothing
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Punch a cop while he's on duty.
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>suck dick with vaccum cleaner
bonus points if you can make it sound like a sneezing elephant
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Buy winrar
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>>681333725
close....
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>>681333725
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>>681329014
just hang yourself
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weed
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>>681333822
closer
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jack off in public, webm delivery
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Turned 20 yesterday. Just smoke a load of weeeed bro
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Smoke some dank crack and sack a cop
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Film yourself literally eating your own shit out of the toilet. If you want, you can add mayo
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>>681329014
go fuck a black hooker
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>>681333950
Yep, god just does not want she buys winrar
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Buy heroin and inject it. Pics for proof with timestamp
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Binge watch an entire anime or mlp
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have sex with a tree
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Shove a straw up your urethra and pour vinegar inside
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Alone. Like every one of us here
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>>681334563
roll
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>>681334618
reroll
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Run into the ghetto screaming 'fuck niggers' while wearing a KKK outfit
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Go into the middle of a main road, buck naked, and begin masturbating. Finish by jizzing on the nicest car you can see
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>>681329014
Go for a walk
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Go buy a dozen flowers and give them to the next 12 men you see and act like you want their cocks.
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Get sloshed live
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stream some shit on twitch and get drunk
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Walk into a fancy restaurant and jerk off into someones food.
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Eat a hotdog
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I think OP leaved the thread a moment ago
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>>681335453
Op still here, some pretty good rolls keep it up anons
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>>681331624
Rolling
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It's funny because an other thread need to roll 23 to win
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>>681329014
Happy Birthday, today you should get yourself lunch, smoke weed, chill and play video games/music, get dinner, smoke and repeat. It's tuesday so what are you really supposed to do?
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>>681336443
I work in a restaurant so wed-sun is my work week
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>>681336443
Rolling for this cuz it's awesome
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>>681336740
I'd say blaze on and hopefully you work at a nice resturant. Get some quality food. That or go to the local bars early and go afternoon bar blitzing!
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>>681337016
Thanks anon, I'll probably start getting my buzz on while waiting for 23
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>>681336740
And you don't have any friends with you for your birthday ?
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Dabs
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>>681337671
Not really..
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>>681337884
So we're a little your friends, right?
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>>681329014
Happy birthday and you can travel to other country
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Try and suck your own dick.
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>>681338124
Rolling
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play league of legends
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Buy 2 footlongs from subway
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Play air ride modoki with someone.
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Quit your job and buy 25 gallons of milk and take a bath with the milk.
Then post pics faggot.
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>>681329014
On 4chan
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buy and do meth
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Get a dog or cat
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You go and pick up a guy at a biker bar and you two fuck real slow
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>>681329014
on fluffybooru
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>>681329014
Try heroin, meth or cocaine
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Buy me a steam game.
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>>681331624
Kek. Roll
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>>681333725
this
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>>681339030
roll
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>>681339021
I want this
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>>681339021
Rell
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>>681339039
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Shit on your desk OP
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>>681329014
https://youtu.be/Oy1X9vEzB8c
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Start a race war
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>>681339230
Reroll
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>>681329014
Metallica is shit...
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>>681339230
this
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kill yourself
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>>681339228
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finger your moms asshole
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meditate on your life
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Autoerotic asphyxiation for /b/
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rape a child
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Listen to what's my age again by blink 182 while getting your scrote pierced
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Do every post that has dubs in this thread.
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>>681336443
This.
And happy birthday anon
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>>681339531

strange fantasy
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>>681329014
Spend all day on your computer getting drunk wondering what the fuck happened to your life
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>>681339696
None the less, enjoy.
>>681339531
Reroll of initial post.
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kill yourself
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>>681329014
>>681329014
bareback gay craigslist sex
enjoy your aids
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>>681339697
this
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Proceed to buy the first item shown on b
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>>681329014
Fuck a goat
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Take some LSD
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>>681339975
OP is not muslim
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>>681329014
Go fuck an actual dog. Adopt one if needed.
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>>681340061
This
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Smoking Crack
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>>681329014
alone in the dark
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Pour lemon juice in your eyes.
>2 cups
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Strip clubbbb!
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Go to the zoo
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kill yourself

23 get
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>>681329014
alone at home, again
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>>681339230
Shameless reroll
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Spend it alone. Without anyone, in your room.
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>>681340059
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Make passionate love to a fully cooked McDonald's apple pie.
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>>681340474
reroll
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>>681329014
Join the Navy.
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happy birthday anon, weed and hooker bro all the way
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Ask your mom for some birthday sex.
Post response.
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>>681331624
Rolling
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>>681340581
This, but still in the mc donalds.
Timestamp required
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post your boipussy you faggot
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>>681331624
please
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Tell random girls to fuck you without a condom.
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>>681331624
this
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>>681340661
thiss
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Shoot up your school
post video
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>>681340823
WINRAR
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>>681340823
WINRAR
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>>681340823
winner winner sheen dinner
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>>681340823
Shit op, good luck
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OP won't deliver
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come now OP make my day
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>>681329743
She's hot. Spend your day with her and stay the fuck off of this shithole
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>>681331624
Haha doooo eeeeet.
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Hey OP don't be a pussy
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>>681341427
Top bad she's stupid af
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Shit just got real
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>>681341617
Eat shit
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>>681341811
Holy shit.
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>>681341811
Because why not
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While you wait for your mom to respond. Go find the nearest daycare center and masturbate in the parking lot while watching the kids play.
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OP is such a faggot not even his mom will respond to his texts.
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>>681342982
Roll
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>>681342427
Missed call, was in the shower. Voice mail isn't from her
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>mfw OP is actually delivering
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>>681342982
Roll for this
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Gotta go with dildo in the ass

Happy birthday
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>>681341811
>>681342427
Kek
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>>681339633
>>681339633
This, rolling
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Is op busy getting hot milf birthday sex
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>>681343282
send her another message saying 'it's totally normal mom, let's just do some blow, cover ourselves in syrup and you can fuck my in the ass with the tv remote'
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>>681329014
happy birthday, finger your ass and upload pics on b with timestamp
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