You know the rules

Can you help me relive the genetic memories of my ancestor who served loyally under George Washington?

>>681315910

why is it so hard to write a progam without any bugs?

>>681315910
java or c++

>>681315910
how do you upload a program to a girl?
i mean, to update you first need to know the old version, and where to set defaults.
am i the only one missing the manual to my girl?
she looks great, but she definitely needs a bit patching...

>>681316122
ruby on rails

>>681315910
Does your cunt smell ?

>>681315910
>bees with machine guns
wat?

>>681315910
How's the new angry birds going coming along?

>>681316210
>implying there are women on /b/
>falling for a "female" without timestamp/tits
newfag much?

>>681315910
are you karlie kloss?

>>681315910
why do you have to make a point about "diversity" in the workplace when referring to your job? It's annoying and snooty. Do your fucking job and shut the fuck up. Realistically, nobody really gives a shit. It's fucking coding and data. If it's clean, it's good work. Whatever genetics, DNA, chromosomes you have, keep it to yourself because it's irrelevant.

>>681315910
How long have you been obese?

>>681315910
I've tried to get my 15 ye old daughter into programming. She's studied some HTML and Ruby, but has lost interest. Should I push her into something else like Python before she gives up entirely, or let it rest a couple years? Any other suggestions?

>I can't believe I got in b4 Tits or GTFO!

How fat are you?

>>681316003

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>>681316269
Summer already fuckbag ?

>>681316318
Python is a good place to start, check out some of the books from no starch press.

Maybe see if there's a #techgirl group at her school?

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>>681315910
Does your program work ?
>pic related

>>681316318
Guess I should have refreshed first!
I knew it was too good to be true!

>>681316320
reroll

>>681316459
I homeschool.
What do you think of CodeAcademy?
Are there better free online resources?

>>681315910
Do you work as a programmer or do you just think you are a programmer because you started studying a computer related topic? Just wondering cause 100% of the grils i met in the university dropped out after one year. Not saying Girls can not code, but my experience tells me to not trust a girl when she says she's a programmer?!

Country and coding languages?
Hobby/job/college?

>>681316513
Funny how the last two numbers of your post match your age! 13. GTFO.

>>681316620
I heard good things about CodeAcademy and Khan academ. Never tried them myself though.

The hardest part will be to provide her with an adequate motivation for her to pursue a career in technology.

>>681316685
Job: Developer
Hobby: Yoga, Meditation, Coding

How times have changed. I can't believe you desperate fags are even entiertaining "her" post with your questions without asking for tits and a timestamp?

Fuck off newfags.

>>681316318
Does she have other interests? Why push her into programming if she doesn't want to?

>>681316318
Why the fuck would you push your 15yearold daughter into anything? What am I missing here? And why programming? wtf?

>>681316681
I know of 2 girls in my IT degree. 1 went into a multimedia major and the other is doing a managment major. The latter does web programming with me and she's trash at it lol.

But of course, all the desperate betas flock to her, it's sickening.

>>681316754
>avoids the question
Hamplanet confirmed.

>>681316887
It is you who is the newfag.
Her gender is relevant in this case, whereas her tits are not. She is not attention whoring. You are. Why don't YOU GTFO!

>>681315910
I am using putty to log on to a remote server on which i want to install and update sdk any ideas? The server is running on ubunto 14

>>681317097
>Not attention whoring.

Yeah fuck off mate, if she wasn't attention whoring she wouldn't have even made the post, let only declaring she's a "girl" programmer.

If the post was "as a programmer anything" with no mention of gender, this would probably get berruied as no one would care .

>>681316896
Yes. She wants to build websites though! She is really into acting and singing and she has a pretty good following in YouTube. She liked programming for the first 6 months, but got bogged down in the minutiae of Ruby.

>>681317077
what do the betas do lol?

>>681317265
apt-get update / upgrade?

>>681316927
I didn't and am not pushing her.
I do homeschool however.
Ever been a teacher?
It's called encouragement.

>>681316155
Then you're not a real programmer. Abandon thread!

>>681315910
Do you think we should have programs in high school/college to get more girls into programming? What about other male dominated fields like construction and sanitation?

>>681316155
Script kiddy

When do you plan on learning a real programming language?

>>681317089
>assumes that was OP calling him 13.
GTFO kid.

>>681317406
This will upgrade/update it will not update the sdk

>>681315910
Are you the Practice_Cactus?
Or the one working for indiegogo?

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you know the rules

>>681317355
I only see her in web programming, but basically there's me, the lecturer/tutor, 10ish make students and her.

She comes in early and sits across the room from me (I like to sit as alone as possible) and of course, the sits next to her just fill up. Its like she's the centre of where they need to sit, there's no spaces left.

Also, she has massive and really good tits and where's dresses that show them off a lot. So many of those dudes can be seen just staring at them, and she knows it.

Always asking her stupid questions just to get an excuse to talk to her. Never do their work because they're just oggling her or talking about stupid shit.

Just generally pathetic, you know?

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>>681317355
>hehe
Shouldn't you be in school?

>>681317089
>Hamplanet confirmed?
Project much?
OP also already said her interests include yoga & meditation!
Are you dumb, on top of being fat and young?

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>>681315910
I work for a tech company.. we have lots of female programmers and engineers. Be aware that you're not a special snowflake.

>>681317771
Also, I forgot. You can tell she loves the attention and if there's someone who doesnt give it to her (me) then she'll just focus on someone else to talk shit about.

God, I've seen dudes just do her lab work for her because they're so desperate.

why do you need to point out your gender even known it's not important for programming?

also what languages?

>>681317930
do you liek the taste of niggers

>>681317555
Trips has spoken.
Thou shalt obey.

>>681315910
Yeah, why does it seem you are just starting some random highschool computer class? Also no time stamp stop being a faggot.

>>681315910

Just to prove your a girl i demand tits with timestamp.

And to prove you are a programmer i demand a simple recursive function that determines any number of the pascal's triangle by x,y coordinates.

You can also write the function on your boobs to save some time.

>>681315910
>Ask a girl programmer anything


I've been writing code since the mid 80's. IN all that time I have never seen a woman that was worth a shit at it. They don't seem to have to mind to envision and complete a project.

I will never hire a woman for any position in IT.

>>681318304
not op but you are stupid a logical thinking human (which you would prefer to hire for programming) would hire the best regardless of his gender or anything else.

>>681318260
And by x,y coordinated i clearly mean n,k just to be clear

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>>681317771
Jealous "coder girl xDd" cuntbag
>>681317882
White knighting cuck
>>681317963
Shitposting

That's the thread summed up for you, please let it die now

>>681316155
>>681315910

you're not a programmer you moron. RoR is far from programming, it's about learning how to use some easy toolset. You're also not a girl.
sage

>>681318304
>I've been writing code since the 80s. I'm completely shit at it though and every woman I've seen in the field has outclassed me in every way. Naturally, I'm quite butthurt about this.

>>681318178
While I cannot say I would not like to see a pic of OP in her yoga pants, I do feel that, in this case, her gender is relevant; the reason being that both genders approach programming differently, and her experience in a male dominated field might also be relevant to discussion. You should go shave your neck and go to another thread where you can look at tits and pussy all day; or are you more into traps, faggot?

>>681318503
Heheheheheheheheheh
>implying a woman programmer is better than a male

>>681318503
>not op but you are stupid a logical thinking human (which you would prefer to hire for programming) would hire the best regardless of his gender or anything else.


I do hire the best. Funny thing is that the best never turns out to be a woman.

>>681318560
Kek!

>>681318304
> I will never hire a woman for any position in IT.

Wrong idea dude, I have hired five for the user helpdesk - best idea I ever had. All morons that usually called pretending they have some technical problem beneath PEBKAC don´t call again since they usually are way to fightened that the first level grills could get known that they are just way to stupid to use their equipment.

>>681318565
Your fedora is showing

>>681318640
>I do hire the best. Funny thing is that the best never turns out to be a woman.
this is a totally different statement than your last one. the only difference is the conclusion

>>681318560
>I've been writing code since the 80s. I'm completely shit at it though and every woman I've seen in the field has outclassed me in every way. Naturally, I'm quite butthurt about this.


I am sure that makes you feel better to think this. Muh Feels! Muh Feels!

Women in the office are like a little tornado. They blow in, do a bunch of damage and then leave. Letting others clean up their mess.

>>681318787
*common part is the conclusion

>>681318832
If this is true, which I doubt it, it's entirely you and your co-workers fault for letting that happen.

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Fucking kek

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>>681316003
first post
best post

>>681315910
How bad are you compared to your male counter parts?

>>681318783
Good comeback.
Still, my point stands.
You may not be enough of an oldfag to remember why we made 'the rule' to begin with! It was to deal with attention whores and catfishing; neither of which apply in this case. I can't believe it's summer already!

>>681316155
RoR isn't programing, eat shit nigger

>>681318565
[ TIPPING INTENSAFIES ]

>>681318565
gender / sex doesn't matter in programing the same way it doesn't matter in major league sports.

>>681316003
and so do I

>>681319157
All I see is "hurr derr I remember when /b/ was good 2 years ago" also faggot I never asked for tits and I must point out "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Unless there is viable proof otherwise we have no proof this person can even make something that displays "hello world"

>>681315910

getthelube.com

>>681316072
Because there are women in programing

>>681319330
If only you could spell 'intensifies' it would have been funny, kid!
Aren't you supposed to be going to school?

>>681318260
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int pascal(int n, int k)
{
if (n == 0 && k == 0)
return 1;
if (n < 0 || k < 0 || k > n)
return 0;
return pascal(n-1, k-1) + pascal(n-1, k);
}
int main()
{
for (int n=0; n < 10; n++)
{
for (int k=0; k <= n; k++)
{
cout << pascal(n,k) << " ";
}
cout << endl;
}
return 0;
}

>>681319428
It's been a lot more than two years since b has been good

>>681317296
No wonder, cause ruby sucks.
Show her some PHP

>>681319414
I guess you made my point for me.
Did you even read what you said b4 posting? Obviously gender is relevant in both cases.

>>681319623
/b/ was never good

>>681316310
This. The only reason there would be any discrimination in tech is because people have lowered the standards for women with quotas and scholarships etc.

>>681319711
WTF is this?
Explain.
Did OP get doxxed somehow?
Or...
Hmmm...
Explain, please.

>>681319696
I don't think gender is extremely relevant in programming. The only difference I could think of would be a different way to look at the code and problem solving. But isn't that everyone in the industry? If everyone comes from a different background and culture, they're gonna code differently.

>>681316318
>pushing at 15yo
too late dude

>>681315910
Does the LGBT treat you different for being in IT?
Does a tucked or untuck boi clit work best for long coding sessions?

>>681320780
I heard coding nowadays is a lot like the fashion industry. I've noticed that, even with all the fags nowadays, the two real genders approach fashion differently. I assume there may be a correlation. Having daughters has taught me a lot about the way girls think, and it is VERY different than males. I figure they might approach programming very differently too -- focus on different aspects, create quite different applications, etc.. I think more women in programming might even be good for society as a whole! But what do I know!?! I'm not even a programmer.
I wonder what you think of that, and I wonder what OP thinks of that?

>>681321666
Satan is here, ITT.
Welcome.

OP is ded?
Writing code or a snappy comeback?
Bailed?
Where are you OP?

>>681322167
Perhaps she has slipped into samadhi.

>>681316155
lmfao

>>681322550
I think she might've gotten doxxed, and is busy buttoning up her shit.

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>>681320603
>>681322167
>>681323110
>somehow

>>681315910
Anything? Is your name Alice2?

>>681318552
Funny how anytime someone shows even a modicum of decency toward women on /b/ nowadays, they are automatically labeled a "White Knighting cuck" by these perpetual virgin summerfags!

>>681324117
>nowadays
>implying that it was ever different

>>681323867
Well played!

>>681319588
And the tits? RoR slut

>>681316318
I don’t know Ruby, but HTML on its own has little to do with programming. Python is a pretty good language to start imo, let her try that or another “actual” language. But don’t force her into programming if she doesn’t want to. Third-wave feminism will be glad to see more women in STEM, but forcing her is more oppressive than letting her go towards education if that’s what she wants.

>>681324419
You don't need the rails framework to compute pascal's triangle. Also, you probably don't want to see my man tits.

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>>681321666
Thats what Im basically saying.
The genders have different view points on how to handle it, but so does your culture and background.

But other than that, gender doesn't really matter one way or another in the art or tech field. Just cause a woman made beautifully written scripts won't affect how I see the end product or how I see her in comparison to a man and his code.

I have never seen any go "Yes, this picture of a stick figure is significantly better than that picture of a stick figure drawn by a WOMAN." If it works, it works. Gender don't mean shit if your code is shit.

Don't know if you care, but I can program in C++/C#, Python, and a bit of Java as well as draw decently (pic related). I still need to finish that damn thing...

>>681315910
Do u have a boyfriend?

>>681324620
She's already got a date with death

>>681324205
Too true.
And at this point, even I feel that since OP got doxxed, she may as well redeem herself by posting a pic of herself in some hot yoga pants. That way we will know she still has a sense of humor! Otherwise, just another bitter manhater that bailed on us to go complain how mean we are on Tumblr.

>>681315910
Aren't you the one chick with the Russian sounding name that posted a year back?

>>681324468
Kind of how I feel about it too.
I've been letting her focus on other things for a couple months now. I just would like to see her do something artistic and useful, besides singing and acting.

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When will you silly boys learn that you can never get with a girl like me? Does it make you mad that I can code better than you too?

>>681325428
>she bought a textbook
>not using man pages

>>681325508
That book is pretty standard in CS courses. Or it used to be.

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>>681325428
No, I'm not mad.
But I'm not going to stop being a hairy horny old goat either!

>>681325767
I see. I'm taking NetProg at school now and our professor has never used unix, so we're basically all teaching ourselves the course

>>681326039
What a dumbass.

>>681319535
kek

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>>681325428
I'll smash her stack any day

>>681325428
Kind of mad that I'll never get with girl, but I couldn't give a fuck less if I got with you.