I hate stoners
You are so fucking boring and useless.

Stoned from brownies and cheesecake :)

>>681311305
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttthhhhh

>>681311167
Never use a Zippo. Damn fucking smell and the taste.

Also it's impossible to use a Zippo with a ground bong.

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zippo's are the worst for smoking weed, it makes it takes like motor oil. your suppose to light a string of hemp thats been saturated with honey and use that to burn the weed.

or you can get a bic ( not the cheap propane filed lighters ).

lastly, you can get a jet lighter. the cheapest version is the jetlite ( $3.50 @ walmart / cvs ). works well, holds a lot of fuel, and BURNS through sticky weed with no problem

>>681312082
Clippers are superior, but zippos are more reliable for lighting up in shit weather, and I live in scotland which is why I have one. You would not believe how difficult it is to light a joint with a regular lighter in average Scottish weather.

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>m'lady
>tips zippo

>>681311167
>naptha

Fucking retard. Also self identifying as a stoner makes the world think you're a loser just FYI.

Use hemp wick and get a hobby.

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Just a cheap disposable.

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>>681311167
Bbbrruuuhh

>>681312396
>gamer mouse
>fancy pink keyboard
>smokes weed

Faggot of the day, if not the week, kys my man.

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Some Pineapple Express before class.

>>681312784
thx anon i <3 u 2

>>681312396
Keyboard?

>>681312829
so whats the deal, you a trap?

>>681312812
I hate when people give weed names.

Nigga I just need to know if it's dank, not if its orange tangerine kush mixed with pineapple northern lights purple lean sippin codeine

>>681312396
what keyboard is that

>>681312886
Different strains have different effects, man.

>>681311167
Why would i smoke drugs?

>>681312886
Plus, if you find a strain you really like, it's easier to get it again.

>>681312946
I can understand when it's coming from a dispensary, but I hate when some random guy that only sells dubs names his weed.

>>681312844
>>681312914
pok3r.

>>681312877
believe it or not, I'm actually a straight guy.

>>681313027
>implying it's not from a dispensary

>>681311305
And smelly

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>>681312784
>not owning the best mouse
Step it up, anon.

>>681312217
I can confirm this.

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Damn, I should clean my car.

>>681313075
yea but where can i get the pretty keys at

>>681313027
This.
>oh damn man this conrete diesel munch
Cool dude, will it get me high?
>dawg you arent ready for the high itll give you. It creeps on you and makes you thin..
Dude i dont care, ill take it
>fine

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>lighters are overrated

>>681313265
they're called miami keycaps. I got them on Amazon.

>>681313395
I remember those days.
Someday you'll be old enough to buy lighters, bud.

>>681313395
Matches make weed too rich

>>681312396
White lighter is bad luck fg

>>681313479
I never had a problem with them

>>681313496
if you're 16

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Moooo

>>681313542
Everytime i used matched the smoke would be so rich compared to a lighter, i cant explain it. Maybe i was trippin

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I have lighters
Like i said....
>lighters are overrated

>>681312571
Lel
>>681312571
>>681312812
Bic master race

>>681313657
What are you some kinda hipster?

>>681313700
> i dont have a beard, or those dumb ass glasses, no gold chains, no subaru, and i dont wear "trillmatic" snapbacks

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>>681313683
Fuck forgot pic

>>681313635
i feel like id hate your irl.

>>681313848
take the safety strip off bro, makes the lighter so much better

>>681313856

GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR.

Also, Fuck you then.

>>681311489
I'm with you on that one. Definetly can't use a zippo with a bong or pipe but maybe with a joint or blunt.

>>681313803
>hipsters only fit into my narrow definition based on material objects
Dude hipsters are defined by making choices that go against the norm despite the norm being the most convient. They make life difficult for themselves and justify it by making silly stories to explain why the way they do things are better.
>ie using matches when lighters are more efficient

Have fun smoking all that butane.

>>681313027
Yeah, I also hate when people name their plants they have at home. Like, these are "chinese evergreen" and "grape ivy". So fucking ridiculous, it's just plants man

^This is what you sound like right now

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Clippers all the way. You can take the wheel out and use it to poke your joints down

>>681313636
It's because you inhale smoke from the wooden match burning not exactly rocket science..

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>>681311305
This. Love to blaze but I'm sick of hanging with stoners. Such dull fucks even when they're being energetic.

>>681314243
Thanks bruh

>>681314267
This could just be me but I find it's the people who are dull not the stoners. Find somebody else to smoke with bro.

>>681314196
Hemp wics>lighters

>>681313960
You observant little fucker. I normally do.. New lighter new mix.. Just wanna get high bro. But rock solid tip mate. Easy spark. Bigger flame - better cones

>>681313208
I can smell the dust in that car from here, mate.

>>681314134
Hemp wick master race, nigger.

>>681314267
I'm a dull stoner. I live in the middle of nowhere and never have much money. There's not much to do around here except drive to different fastfood parking lots.

>smoking weed
>not vaping
>2016
>wew

>>681314508
bait

>>681314480
Ahh to be 19 again in a small town

>>681314243
It's because there was no cancer causing butane. Der I'm a stoner only natural shit for me. Then proceeds to smoke a butane covered dab with a butane lighter. Then cancer.

>>681314480
I'm living that same life.

>>681314480
And this is the stoner mentality at work, sad.

>>681314578
Just take it easy, man.

>>681313856
agreed

>>681314578
thats just like your opinion man

>>681314536
No, I generally mean what I say.

>>681314624
My town was small and boring before I started smoking weed too.

>>681314508
The stone you get off vaping is in no way preferable to the bong or pipe stone.

>>681313208
It looks like you piled a wad of resin on that shit

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It shines an iridescent color in direct light

Also, here's the question of the century. Which is better:
Indica or sativa strains

>>681314166
Nah - he doesn't. That's a piss poor example because those plants are being called exactly what they are.
It would be like me growing a fucking lemon tree , and calling my lemons "mad sour citrus rush" , rather than fucking lemons.

I get it - different weed has different potency - but let's not pretend it has different effects. You ain't gonna smoke some weed and trip like you had acid.
All it is , is the balance of THC and CBD -I think the names are stupid as fuck - just give it a % and be done with it.

>>681314942
Nah the question of the century is what the fuck is up with those fingernails?

>>681314942
If I had to choose one, it'd be Sativa.

>>681313960
This, I hate being handed one with the strip in. Can be an utter cunt to use when stoned

>>681315059
No job/no school = nothing to cut them for. I don't do anything right now, besides hang out with friends and smoke weed

>>681315282
What? How?

>>681314986
Just because the effects are different doesn't mean it should be like a different drug like LSD you fuckwit.
If you don't get the point of the last example, then how come there are so many names for apples?
hurrdurr I get it they can taste a bit different but it's just a fucking apple

>>681315305
So you are a dirty stoner? Hygiene out the window?

>tfw blew smoke into my pet spider
>Now its super active and compulsively grooming itself
Its been at it for an hour. I think I should catch it something to eat

>>681315427
Im surprised it didn't keel over

>>681315378
You are really stupid if you can't understand that it is literally just the THC / CBD balance.
That is literally all there is to it.

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arizer portable vaporizer

Is there anything better than playing with fire high? Found out that degreaser shoots out 3-4m+ flames

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Wife made me switch to a vape. Silver Surfer is pretty decent for longer sessions, and I work from home.

>>681315577
I know. It's handy to have names to tell them apart.
Especially when two strains can have the same amount of THC/CBD and still make you feel different. They can also taste different. And smell different

Are you the kind of guy who goes up to a wine taster and say "why do they have different names?! just give me the alcohol percentage. It's all completely the same"

How many lighters does everyone have? I have 3 right now since I lose them so often

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Habeeb it fgts

>>681315378
Do you -really- believe that weed grown from "x" name seeds in 2 different countries would be anything alike ?

The names are redundant. Even 2 plants in the same room from the same seeds could vary drastically. Yet all would be called "x"

Bic is the only lighter worth using faggots

>>681315831
This

>>681314267
unfortunately true. i'm moving away to a city for a new job/life and it's my last week of smoking with teenagers. to be fair it was quite fun hotboxing a tent last week but there's a depressing air that gets me uneasy.

can't wait to smoke within the comfort of my new flat like an adult

>>681315831
You can say they make you feel different , but I would argue that is a placebo and you are falling victim to marketing. If you can not see it as marketing - and how it would be of advantage to make "your" weed stand out - you are a fucking fool.

Let's use your example of apples. 2 Fuji apples from the same fucking tree - depending on where they are on the tree , and how long it has been on the tree - will have a difference in taste. Both will be Fuji - but they are different.
Same with the fucking buds you smoke you Cuck. "Purple haze" will not consistently be the same shit - at all. You will trick yourself into that.

I like your example of alcohol - ever heard of a "standard drink" - let that sink in you fucking moron.

"But mah effects are different"

>>681316301
Hemp wick jiggaboo.

>>681314228
PDT (pokey down thing)

Is it ghetto to suck the ash into the bong water? All my friends do it instead of using the carbie hole

>>681314986
There are dierent CBDs that some strains have and others don't which cause different effects. You are misinformed

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>>681312396
My man

>>681315831
Goddamit you Fucking retards.
If the plants have distinct morphological and genotypic differences then yes they can be different varieties of the Cannabis genus. And even go as deep as the subspecies, cultivar and hybrid level.
Just shut the Fuck up nobody cares about your uneducated nonsense

>>681316565
CBDs have different effects on different parts of the brain and body. Your are a faggot.

>>681315889
nice, where did you get the Camel lighter?

>>681316854
white lighter, bad luck

>>681314267
My group of mates were anything but dull stoners, we used to get in trouble with the police from time to time causing mischief but nothing harmful.
I'll agree that most stoners are boring though, fuck I hate watching TV with stoners I could do it at my own joint.

What pisses me off the most is how spaced out they are with the "hangover", they literally are dumb as fuck frustrating to be around

>>681313703
knife?

>>681316123
>>681316565
>>681316888
wow none of you obviously ever grew their own weed

>>681316846
What the fuck do you mean different CBD's ?
Nah.. CBD is one thing and you are wrong.

Also THC breaks down when exposed to air - it becomes CBN.

So again - there is a lot of other shit going on - and I don't think a particular strain can boast or garentee any particular "effects"

They can claim high THC content for sure , but let's not pretend it's doing totally different things to you,

>>681317396
You don't need to grow weed to know how taxonomy works

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Living that BIC life

>>681317242
You don't know what CBD is.
For a start its non psychoactive ...

>>681317464
I think he means different levels of CBD. THC is the stuff that gets you high. Higher levels of THC mean a more cerebral high, CBD has the more medicinal properties like anti-anxiety. You can get some strains bred with very high CBD for the paranoid smoker. CBD on its own isn't psychoactive. Different proportions of either create a different sensations. The two categories are Sativa and Indica which have vastly different properties, then you have the Hybrids which extend the repertoire even further.

>>681312571
Keked

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>>681312082

>I heard burning butane/propane releases carcinogens and tastes bad, so I light my weed with a candle

It's beewax, not honey, and it's a retarded american trend. The only thing better than a jet lighter is a hot rod.

>>681312396

Post anus.

>>681313635

Normal chad gear

Monster zippo and razor keyboard

>>681312396
>>681312571
>>681312812
>>681313208
>>681313657
>>681313848
>>681314909
>>681315787
>>681316854
>>681317604
bic for life.

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No weed but this lighter for joints, disposable lighter for bowls.
Frosted clover zippo. About $42 retail, surely less from the manufacturer.

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Lol. Uncles homegrown.

>>681318039
Bics contain poison.
Source: I have synesthesia and a bitter taste appears on my tongue when I smell something poisonous.
I can even detect salmonella, so you can trust me, or just stay dumb I guess.

>>681317354
It's just a metal case for your standard mini BICs. I got it from my dad so no clue

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>>681318489

>>681318535
>Source: I have synesthesia and a bitter taste appears on my tongue when I smell something poisonous.
k, I'll trust the one with a mental condition

>>681315617
Hows it feel to have never had sex?

>>681315617
I used to have one of these.

fell off my bed and broke the stem. Put it in a drawer and haven't seen it since.

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>>681311305
well im a stoner, and i dont hate you for saying that. Because you dont hate when you are stoned.

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Fuckin yea

>>681318880
Kek, nice mate.Going to make my usual garden hose and 2L coke bong tonight. Tired of my pipe

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Picked this up a few months ago on holiday in Berlin. It's pretty tite.

>>681316565

couldn't put it better myself mate

I agree one hundred percent that 'strains' are a joke. Its a name that means nothing at all.

Actually, here in Australia you will very rarely here any of that strain nonsense, its just good bud or shit bud.

Also once you kids grow up and stop arguing about plant names, strains won't mean shit and all you will care about pot, is if it's good to smoke or not.

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Weed is gayyyy...actually I don't mind people as long as they aren't the type who won't shut up about it or think it somehow makes every experience better.

>>681312396
are you that trap with the socks that matches the keyboard?

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did you cast your vote for dewcision 16?
pitch black vs baja blast
i voted pitch black it remidns me of licking tv screens as a kid

Do yourself a favour and watch this. It is godly when high.

Make sure to play it in 60fps as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QU2yjjdz1k

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Didn't take the picture obviously, but dabs all day :D

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Also have this one i bought in my last vacation trip to NL

>>681317387

Doing stupid shit when your young is what everyone did though haha but I agree


Also I like stoners/regular smokers compared to the people who smoke weed socially. Those people think getting stoned is something to do in itself.

No. Smoke and then go read a book, ride a bike or go walking, play some games or actually do something even if it is just watching a movie. Don't invite me over to get baked and then sit around like that's what we are going to do all day

THC, CBD & CBN are not the only factors in your high. For example THCV is another compound similar to THC and there are many others. The same goes with CBD. On top of that, all of you faggots forgot about the terpenes. Without Terpenes THC cannot get through the highly selective blood brain barrier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSQJdyUJc9I

>>681318535
thanks captain obvious.

of course lighters are probably bad for you, cause cancer yadda yadda guess what else causes cancer?

Sunlight

>>681318723
kek

>>681319962
Rats have LONG since been known to be able to detect poison by nose. The naivety you display at a pretty normal, long studied part of nature astounds me.

This does cross over into humans in the form of regular synesthesia and hair standing up reactions. No, this isn't common knowledge, I have yet to find more than three people that even believe I'm being serious. Keep an open mind, and don't get mad because you can't do it.

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>>681319640
this hate that shit i've smoked everyday for the past 4 years and it's hard as fuck finding people who smoke who arent the definition of lazy cock stains

>>681320727

wut?
Show me where I said anything about that anons poison detecting skills?
I didn't even mention it, because he most likely can taste the poison. I didn't doubt that or say anything naive.

I simply agreed that lighters contain poison and called him captain obvious. I don't need synesthesia to tell you that

>>681318880
>>681319007
Whats the best size bottle to use for this? Bigger=better right?

>>681321811

I've always used the smaller powerade bottles, never really knew why others used the big bottles but whatever you like better I guess

>>681322132
Never been able to burn it all quick enough with a gatorade bottle. Too small

>>681321135
I meant to reply to the other guy, my fault.

Lighters are fine, but bic lighters are specifically manufactured in France for a reason.
If you haven't wondered why bic pens are made in the USA but bic lighters aren't, think about it. It has to do with the butane additives.

>>681322220
Crazy guy almost got quints

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stopped burning and started vaping a while ago

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>>681311167

I do not have ONE lighter but TWO working like ONE

SO KEEP FUCKING CALM & WATCH IT

>>681322220

Ah ok, thought it was strange.
I didnt know that actually, i"ll look that up

>>681322869
Poor guy lost a flint. Double lighters when you have a big bag of weed fucking sucks man, stay strong.

>>681323344
https://ostranderbellepoint.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/bic-round-stic.jpg
Here, sorry. Made in usa while bic lighters are never made here. All other bic products can be produced here but the lighters.

Just get a gas station lighter, propane or not, you're better off. A wick works fine too.

>>681324570

I have to lmfao but it make my fingers stronger

>>681325974
... k

Have you ever tried using a uv light high? It's pretty magical

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>>681311305
top zizzle

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>>681311167
rate my lighter

>>681312396
Nice miami keycaps

I only even smoke with my brother. He's the only one who understands that when I wanna get high, that's all I wanna do. I don't want to listen to your shitty music. I don't want to watch whatever video you got going. All I want to do is be high. I know most people think that's the worst kind of Stoner but go fuck yourself.

>>681327283
>
nah fair call, I'm a bit of both, depends what mood I was in before I was getting high tho

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My lighter and the brick I bought yesterday.

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Aesthetics

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>>681311305

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Lately I've been smoking and watching movies, it really immerses me into the movie.

Watched The Revenant the other night, and I know it's "loosely" based on true facts, but the whole time I was just thinking to myself... man this shit really happened, it felt like I was watching a National Geographic documentary.

Now I've been watching Avatar: The Last Airbender while high.

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This

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>>681319206
Glad you came to this thread about weed how much does your life suck . Oh hey let me go mess with stoners . Go get a dui . >>681319221

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mtg and grinder included

Any anons here buy weed in bulk? I have a weird thing were I buy like 1-2 ounces a month and only smoke about 1-2 joints a night. I am literally coming down with weed, it's stored everywhere in my house. I keep thinking that my dealers will dissappear and ill not find a new dealer so I keep buying and buying even though I only have 1 or 2 joints at night. I only sell small amounts to my brother and sister. I'm going to have to start freezing it or something.

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>>681327645
Seeing that much weed makes me so jealous, how much would that cost?? Ausfag here and this is the most weed I've had on me at once before, about an ounce.

>>681328374
Buy the sealing vacuum bags. The ones people use to store clothes and stuff. Works amazing and keeps your weed from getting moist and fucking it up. Also, if you're afraid your dealer is going to stop selling or go to jail and you're afraid to stop smoking for a while you should probably stop smoking weed.

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>>681328401
Are you stupid there's more weed in your pic then in >>681327645

>>681328401
The only true Australians are aborigines. You fucking land thief.