Roast me please
>>681307318
Bump
>>681307318
Tits and timestamp
>>681307318
Damn, you cute, anon.
>>681307318
fat, looks high as a kite, bad taste in clothing
kys
>>681307687
Underweight, tru, on it
>>681307318
you do you have a niggers nose?
>>681307318
Draw a mouse on your nipple.
>>681307318
>spitroast
>>681307999
Timestamp for all you non believers
>>681307999
I'm game ngl
>>681309111
It's april
>>681307318
>>681309111
Underage b&.
>>681309111
What month you think it is
>>681309293
kek
save this for trolling one month from now?
>>681309111
>>681309111
tits or gtfo
>>681307318
Fuck off back to tumblr with your faggot agenda
>>681309497
fine
>>681307318
cute
9/10
would marry
have 4 kids together
3 girls and 1 boy
>>681309111
Holy shit. This is now ama for time traveling pussy monster
>>681309479
agreed, would marry tomorrow if virgin
Any requests?
Dubs decides
>>681307318
You the suicide girl from before?
>>681307318
the idea of cumming on your face gets me hard, so at least 5/10
>>681309837
post feet
>>681309837
Eat a sock, you goofy looking bitch.
>>681307318
any bodyhair? that would be epic. pic please
Draw something funny on your nipple.
>>681309844
waste of dubs
you know the rules - tits and datestamp or gtfo
>>681309966
dubs well used
Rawrrr
>>681310004
We've all been there
>>681309111
Boobies or go away pls
O-or n-not if you don't want to
-/b/ 2016
your super pretty what are you doing on 4chan at 4am and why get us to roast you???
>>681310011
dubs have spoken
tfw I'm too high to remember the month
Combine the two dubs, post tits with a sock in your mouth.
>>681310371
that's the weakest roast I've ever gotten wow
>>681309837
Rolling
Eat a tablespoon of salt
not shows body, cant roast, you are a stupid shy cunt
>>681310444
Trips has spoken
>>681307318
>>681307898
>>681309111
>>681309998
>>681310011
You know the game Op, deliver what we want and well give u want u want.
>>681310444
Trips noticed
>>681310475
Re-roll
>>681310475
dude all that salt is gonna make me retain water weight fuck that
>>681310444
>>681309837
Give us photos of your parents op
Siesta nipple.
>>681310633
Waste
>>681310589
You're just chicken
>>681310589
But we like our chubby gerbil bitch. That lack of an upper lip and puffy cheeks you got going on can only benefit from more chunk. Do it, eat the salt.
>>681310714
No one is rolling for shit.
OP is worse at delivering than UPS
>>681310678
here's a cute pic of my dad
You know the rules. Tiddy
>>681310589
SALT!!
>>681310837
I revel in your need for tiddies
Thighs. Spread.
She knows the "tits or GTFO" but if you don't have them, you can't show them
>>681310444
OP, tits and sock, now.
>>681310833
dad.jpg confirms this
Also roll for salt
Eat the goddamn salt.
Sharpie in the pooper
I'd offer to spitroast you, but I'm sure you've never spit.
>>681307318
Give us a highly detailed description of your breasts
fuck OP
I WANT TO SEE YOUR BUSH
>>681311100
I don't do anal so that's a no lmao
>>681311100
Checked
>>681311100
Tits, sock in the mouth and sharpie in the pooper all in one picture.
Tits or gtfo
>>681311151
There is no bush fam
>>681311170
HOW
I love you I miss you please come back
>>681311041
EAT THE SALT OP
>>681311190
fuck Q.Q
bye
Draw a mouse on your nipple.
these comments are so salty I will just eat them
>being a girl
>not posting tits
>>681311223
Use your fucking brain, you dumb cunt. Fish-eye lens, wide-angled lens, whatever-the-fuck-you-need, just make it happen.
Do nothing but watch a shitty Anime for the next 24 hours
Rolling to kill yourself.
>>681311436
I'm using my fucking iphone for this shit
>>681310011
and still no tits and datestamp
Everyone above and below this post is getting trolled.
>>681311485
ngl that was my plan anyway
Eat a cheesecake. Provide proof
>>681311576
send me a cheesecake and I'll give you nudes tbh that sounds amazing
OP, post a picture of you with a sock in your mouth.
>>681311570
You have already fallen
Roll for mother's tits
>>681311521
just start with timestamp and tits, then we'll move to requests :)
>>681307318
Why do you look like a boy
Eat a sock.
>>681311645
Rightio, give an address
Eat a fucking sock.
>>681311680
why the fuck would I answer requests just roast me you pussy
>>681307318
With a nose that big I'm surprised you not in an elephant cage.
Have a shower
>>681307318
10/10 Would Rape In an alley, Take home and rape some more.
body for better roasting
>>681311789
truuuuu
>>681307318
>>681311889
OP, you look so dumb, that you would eat a sock.
>>681311153
Awwww is only a sharpie
>>681311889
I'm having a hard time jerking off to this...
>>681311889
So you think you're some sort of artist with those fancy pencils. Bet your art sucks
>>681311984
it does though that's not even a roast that's a fact
You dirty whore show me your pussy
>>681311889
>>681311522
>>681310011
and again still no tits and datestamp....
>>681311889
What the fuck is that shit all over you? Clothes or something? Eww, make it disappear!
>>681311889
>>681307318
You look like a vapid cunt who is too wrapped up in trying to be normal to realize the sheer vacuum your lack of a personality inflicts upon those around you. Your grades will slip in school and people will see you for what you are and then just like every sort of inspiration you have ever had, they will leave you before you even know what to do. You will die alone and nobody not even your loved ones will bat an eye or miss you. I wish you the worst in this life. Your knock off Moretz look deserves it.
>>681312066
MODS MODS MODS
>>681312050
Listen you asked for a roast and you're just not helping by agreeing
EAT THE FUCKING SOCK.
>>681312066
Reported
>>681307999
>>681309210
Trips demand
>>681312154
Reroll
/b/ has the lamest roasting skills. Smh
correct timestamp lmao
>>681312377
tits or gtfo
>>681312332
tru!! where can I go for a better roast
OP POST TITS OR GTFo
YOU KNOW THE RULES
IF YOU GIRL YOU POST TITS
IF YOU POST TITS YOU POST TIMESTAMP
IF YOU DO NOT POST TITS AND TIMESTAMP GTFO
>>681311761
You fucking cunt. With language like that I can see why you'd need a sock in your mouth.
>>681311889
now, retake this picture with a nipple and timestamp and I'll tell you why I wouldn't want to come close to you
>>681312403
> tits or gtfo
nice roast m8
>>681312377
Eat the salt op. you know you want to
Show your tits you dirty little whore. I'll make you choke on my cock and fuck you just like Daddy did.
>>681311115
you were so close...
>>681312488
Checked
>>681312503
I don't tho because I love myself
dumb redhead cunt
>>681312534
they are purple and have giant demonic spikes poking out of them
>>681307318
you look borderline down syndrome
>>681312488
YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /b/
TITS OR GTFO IS THE RULE
WHO FUCK CARES OF ROASTING IF THEARE ARE NO TITS
NOW GTFO YOU TO FAGGOT
F
A
G
G
O
T
HUGE FAGGOT
I don't care what kind of sock you put in your mouth. Just find a sock, a grey sock? A white one? It doesn't matter, a sock is a sock. And one belongs in your chubby cunt mouth.
>>681312377
get the tits out, and we'll roast...why should we do what you want if you don't follow the rules?
>>681312574
Eat a teaspoon of flour
show us ya cunt slut
>>681312377
You are still a cunt. You could land a c-130 on your fucking forehead your eyebrows look like eugene levy's crotch and your nose is reminiscent of a bunched up garden hose. As far as personality goes as soon as you don't get your way you stomp your feet like a fucking child i hope you get ovarian cancer you slag.
Guys stop insulting her! The lovely woman asked us to roast her, and every insult you throw complies with that request in some way. Don't give this shining example of true beauty a single cruel word until she graces us with her tits.
Tldr: she asked for insults, give compliments instead
>>681312669
CAPS
TITS OR GTFO
>TITS OR GTFO
TITS OR GTFO
>TITS OR GTFO
ARE YOU EXPOSING YOUR TITS?
>NO
THEN GTFO
>YES
CONTINUE
>>681312741
FUCK YEAH CAPS
BEST WAY TO YELL AND BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE
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Lick shoe while naked
>>681312729
You found my weakness, kindness, I'm melting...
>>681312872
>>681312936
>>681312913
hopefully right into the nearest fucking sewer where you belong
>>681312958
blegh body hair is nasty
>>681312913
I'll be mean to you for tits m'lady. Until then, I kindly request that you take your gracious self away from this thread.
You did 9/11
>>681312997
nothing makes me harder than a nice bush
>>681307318
Won't roast, but will baste.
>>681313079
allahu akbar
Provide us with a detailed description and/or image of thy breasts or be kind enough to leave the premises
>>681307318
Sure, all we need to do is put an apple in your mouth
Waiting to roast
>tits
>>681313228
holy shit best one so far a++++++
>>681313333
I got fucking quads on that one, stick a goddamn sock in your mouth and send us the picture.
>>681307318
I need something to roast you with. Your darkest fears and most traumatic experiences. I need to know your weak spots before throwing roasts around.
I'd like to cradle you and have you trust me with all your deepest secrets before I'd use them to make you cry. Expose you in your most vulnerable state before breaking you apart.
Have fun on /b/
>>681307318
>might want to get that lazy eye fixed
>>681313221
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who gets this is the direction we need to go here.
My firery angel, this is not the thread for you. Please, take your radiance elsewhere, unless you are here to blind us with the beauty of your bosom.
>>681309837
not so much a request as a requirement
>>681313500
>>681313537
>>681313442
YOU are the kinda person I wanted
Lemme think of my deepest fear because all that'c coming up rn is needles and rape and that't not good enough
>>681313602
ima gunna rape u with a needle
>>681313696
so pretty much your dick
>>681313785
bazooper
Show us your tits before I fucking cut them off and feed them to you
>>681313785
i hope you are found in a ditch with a meth head butt fucking your corpse
>>681307318
>>681309111
your face is fat and ugly and apparently you're borderline retarded.
now show us your tits, ugly retard.
>>681313602
bitch i'd hold you down, choke you out, and rape you in front of your family
>>681307318
you remind me of a younger version of pic related
we would all love to see you copy this pose for comparison
Post pictures of you with a sock in your mouth.
hye /b/, am i doing it right?
>be OP
>no tits
>no gtfo
>an hero
>>681307318
Why you dont look that bad?
>>681314111
Damn...
>>681314111
Damn!
>>681314111
you russian faggot put that image back where you found it
>>681313602
Thank you.
You seem intelligent which makes you worthy of my roast, but will it be worth my effort to get to know you?
Why is rape a current fear?
>>681307318
Child face
>>681314111
Real talk are you gay
>>681314111
timestamp
>>681314111
...looks like you lost some weight too.
>>681314247
sorry, had to try
why russian thought?
>>681314250
almost raped and beat up by someone I thought was a friend in middle school, wasn't a fan
>>681314293
>>681314324
>>681314353
>>681314171
>>681314237
calm down guys, it was just a bait, I'm not even OP xDD
>>681311889
you have no tits you cunt
>>681314378
First post on that picture is from a russian fag. Subtle nod to where you found it.
>>681314353
... and changed location, and rummaged around and found a different camera...
>>681314457
well, i did found it on a russian site, but it was from the original girl, that took this photo. i think at least. don't remember much.
>>681314445
timestamp
>>681314568
well, guess it was an excellent bait...
>>681314561
Russian site
>probability that you are Russian rising...
i have more
>>681314497
Plus put on different clothes and stripped those off. I certainly can't call her lazy.
>>681314650
timestamp
>>681314686
it's not a probability, it's a reality
i was just wondering how did you guess it :D
you're a smart one
>>681314561
Look something like this?
vk /dot/ com /id325651285
>>681314754
newfag, you're a retard.
stop it
>>681314763
Meh, been on this shit pile for way too long.
>>681314840
>u jelly
>>681314840
timestamp
>>681314424
Have your fears ever crossed into fantasy space? Have you had fantasies you've been ashamed of?
Middle school seems a bit young for that kind of behaviour, but then again. I had my moments. Moments I'd share with you lying trusting in my arms, while I hold you tight.
>>681314815
>id325651285
oh, wow. Yes, this is the site, but not where I got it.
If i remeber correctly it was either from some adult groupe, where people were prone to post nudes, or it was from a groupe that raided sluts profiles and took their nude photos from their closed photoalbums.
>>681312872
>>681312936
>>681312997
>>681313068
>>681313109
She have better not showered.
>>681314895
for so long, that you remember posted pics and who posted them... hell, mabe i was the one who posted it the first time here, I don't remember xDD
you have a greate memory also.
>>681314728
>>681314989
Oh yeah the kid was a fucking psycho, the kind that killed squirrels in the forest. It wasn't even like a violent urge it was premeditated he locked me in the costume cage behind the theater. Sure after that I've always been into bdsm ect which I'd assume is related.
we need more naked womans
http://www.fotosxxx.mx/preciosa-putita-esta-poringuera-me-ha-quitado-sueno-fotos-porno/
Thank me, thank me very much.
>>681315039
Figured. Well see you around in another thread. OP already got what it wanted and probably left. Sage goes in all fields boys.
>>681315164
Memory has nothing to do with it. It's a simple reverse image search, a deduction on the sites demographic that you are Russian and a link to said website. Also for the record i have been here since 06.
>>681315379
thank you, thank you very much indeed
>>681315391
see ya
wow. you're actually an oldfag, my respects.
>>681315256
Ahhh, a fellow BDSMer. I'm taking a wild guess that you are a bit into humiliation :p
Which do you prefer, insults on your body or personality?
You look like one of my flatmates I hate fucked a few weeks back.
>>681315648
you're a faggot
>>681315648
I prefer personality but both are great tbh
>>681315391
GO back to your circlejerk thread.
>>681315732
Robby? Is that you?
>>681315795
are you mad because anon called you it?
>>681315882
Barry?
>>681315941
Daniel?
>>681316006
no his name is danny keep with it
>>681316119
Devito?
>>681315882
Nah, not even.
>>681316006
DONKEY!
>>681316190
SHREK!
>>681316190
MOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>681316119
His Name Is Robert Paulsen.