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ITT: Tell me why conspiracy theorists are such degenerate losers who've lost touch with reality. Pro tip: you can
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>>681306456
ok
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>>681306456
I'll tell you why you're a faggot
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I dunno. A lot of conspiracies are quite reasonable. They just get lumped in with repitliians 4th dimensional beings and laughed attrition is the rich will.do anything to stay rich and in power. They do hold meetings. And they do control a lot of world leaders.
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>>681306593
OP is listening
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>>681306669
I controlled your mom too when I fucked her in the ass, fag
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>>681306687
no explanation needed, you're just a fag
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>>681306456
If conspiracy theorists are as you call them, degenerate loosers, how do you explain this.
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>>681306669
Satanic 6s, you must be a satanic Jew illuminati lord
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>>681306792
Valid
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>>681306792
Well they they still lost
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The party van ain't a joke. But it's funny!
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>>681306456
After Snowden, Panama and a hell of a lot more doesn't make you believe that these zionist cocksuckers have an agenda you're just a little degenerate who doesn't want reality to change your little bubble.
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>>681306456
Agree. Governments and big companies do hide shit though. So there will always be room for degenerate theorists
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>>681306456
The federal reserve being a monolithic private corporation parasiting off the world is a fact shekelstein.
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>>681306456
>Mfw jet fuel really can't melt steel beams and they say I'm crazy.
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>>681307165
/thread
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>>681306456
Probably because if these people wanted conspiracies we'd probably have them.. If there is no conspiracies then when shit hits the fan it does so in a huge way... Like hippo shit being flung in the air and covering everyone
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>>681307165
Are you anti semantic by any chance? Just checking
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>>681306456
/b/ Dying
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>>681307350
Kek
>semantic
Semitic
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>>681307433
Stop being pedintic
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>>681307560
Just turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>681306456
Yeah, say hello to the illuminati
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>>681307165
The history of the Rothschild messenger who ran from the battlefield of Waterloo to deliver the news so trades could be made is false .. A five minute search uncovers this, yet the theorists use this as the basis for Rothschild corruption
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>>681306456
Keep drinking that fluoridated water anon, everything so a-ok
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>>681307908
>he's from Texas
>symbol for.the Texas longhorns.
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>>681307824
I don't really know about that, but the Rothchild's go back to pre- columbus times.
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>>681308028
>Hand sign representing the horns of the golden bull since before middle ages
>Texas takes the limelight
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>>681306456
You know from time to time conspiracy theories are proven true. Sure some are completely asinine. Conspiracy theories are part of society without them it would stop people from looking at things in a different way.
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>>681306669
reptile detected
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>>681307824

Sure thing Moshe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Mayer_Rothschild#Waterloo_legend

>Research by the Rothschild family[11] and others[12] has shown that this story originated in an anti-Semitic French pamphlet in 1846

but then

>Historian Niall Ferguson agrees that the Rothschilds' couriers did get to London first and alerted the family to Napoleon's defeat, but argues that since the family had been banking on a protracted military campaign, the losses arising from the disruption to their business more than offset any short-term gains in bonds after Waterloo. Rothschild capital did soar, but over a much longer period: Nathan's breakthrough had been prior to Waterloo when he negotiated a deal to supply cash to Wellington's army
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>>681308243
Because of satantic trips?
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>>681306792
top kek
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>>681307824
>>681308344

Let's make no mistake here and not leave anything ambiguous, at the turn of the 20th century the Rothschilds and their agents owned 100% all the subsidies of Morgan Chase and Citigroup. To think that in the 100 years since they've pissed all that money away is insane. Their true value collectively is well over the 40tn you may have heard mentioned before.
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>>681306669
According to David Icke, pretty much all the religious scholars, shitton of conspiracy theorists, and some dude who used to work at Area 51 before they killed him believe these fourth dimensional beings are demons/jinns. That's how they believe tey get their materialistic powers.
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>>681308215
Golden bull ain't evil just the age of Taurus. Then Moses came song and brought the age of Aries, the ram. That's why Moses is drawn with horns. The Jesus brought the ages of Pisces, hence the fish symbology with Christians. And next age is Aquarius the water poured who Wil remove the fish age.

All the religion's are just based on the zodiac ages.
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>>681306456
We don't need theories. Everyone knows what's going on.
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>>681308517
Yep, they owned those companies.. Fact.. But there is no real evidence for 40 gazillion bazillion
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>>681308530
>david icke
instantly stopped reading. that guy is a fucking loser hahaha
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>>681306456
OP.. you ignorant moron it is YOU who has lost touch with reality
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>>681306792
>how do you explain this.

Hitler enjoyed having sex with hydrocephalic dwarves in alien costumes
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>>681308881
Mother fuckers are rich inbred Jews though.. Prolly not 40 bazillion but ain't any of these niggas hungry .. Nat Rothschild was also knobbing Natalie Portman when she was 25 so solid ups to that ugly mutant reptile
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>>681308867
Well you got it fucked up homie, because the zodiac is satanic, it's used in all cultures for satanic rituals, and religions explicitly forbid using zodiacs for fortune telling and so on.
Depicting porphets is also forbidden so it doesn't come from a religious perspective.
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>>681309068
Nigger detected
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>>681309115
Satan is a very recent addition to it all man. And no loving God would ever place traps on field of knowledge that lead to eternal suffering.
We laugh at the Olympians myths today without fear of Zeus and soon(even today) well laugh at the Hebrew mythology without fear of jahweh. It's just the way it goes.

Every time though it brings us closer to the true source. But it's arrogant to think man has solved it already.
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>>681309344
This is a secular thread. No Christ fags allowed.
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>>681306456
The theory about the new world order is complete bullshit and based on 2 centuries of anti Semitic propaganda
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>>681309614
Jew detected
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>>681309614
Zionist detected
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>>681309344
> And no loving God would ever place traps on field of knowledge that lead to eternal suffering

Exactly what i'm saying. I have studied religion for years and when it comes to the abrahamic religions, aswell as some other, there is a long string to follow that connects more shit than the regular man would believe it does.
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>>681309695
Christopher Hitchens is a god
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>>681309344
Good vs Evil is judeochristian copypasta from zoroastric religion, much like everything else on the bible is plagiarism on other ancient faiths, thing is jews are unoriginal hacks if you need any proof of that look at hollywood.
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>>681308881

What is the net worth of these corporations? Who is their UBO? How much has been skimmed off the top the past 120 years. Did you know for example that there is over £20 trillion pounds in secret accounts on the British Virgin Islands alone. That's 30tn dollars. In one tax haven.
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>>681306456
>3 towers with 2 planes
oki doki
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>>681310067
Proof or it's isn't true and u are a fag
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>>681310378
Yep looks like 3
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>>681309644
Detector detected
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>>681309480
I am secular. I believe in God in the vaguest sense but am not Christian or anything like that.
>>681309695
Pretty much.

>>681309853
Yeah, way I see it. The Jews when they left egypt stole the idea of a solar deity on earth idea from the pharaohs and applied it to control.their own people.
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>>681306593
Op probably knows he's a faggot too. Pro tip: op used pro tips wrong
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>>681311366
Jew reptile detected .. Thinks he can control OPs use of pro tips
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>>681306456
There aren't really so many conspiracies, and most of them are the fun part of history.

For example, the Illuminati were an organization of smart atheists from the middle-ages. Back then it was illegal to be an atheist, and stupid atheists were burned. But smart ones hid and formed the Illuminati.

And then the French revolution came because the French peasants were hungry and the king was incompetent.

And Illuminati saw this as a chance to propagate their agenda. Using the French revolution, they didn't just say the king was incompetent. They said the incompetence of the king was a direct result of the fact that religion was mixed with politics. So, if you want competent leaders, you must build a secular system of governance. And they succeeded and actually changed the world.

Did they also orchestrate the Napoleonic wars? Probably not. Did they also orchestrate the American Civil was or at least the War of Independence? Probably not. Do they still exist today? The strong probability is that they do not.

They didn't even orchestrate the French revolution themselves anyway. The revolution just happened. The Illuminati just chipped in and promoted their agenda like everybody else.
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>>681308517
40 trillion? Are you mental? The entire world is evaluated at 64 trillion. Do the Rotschilds own entire continents? What about Russia, or China or various rogue nations like North Korea or Saudi Arabia or Iran? I don't think the Rotschilds own that much. Putin and China and other nations won't let them, and they have value, China isn't worthless.

I heard they have like 500 billion, maybe a little less.
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>>681306456
They get sucked farther and farther into their own little insular world.
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>>681312014
>And then the French revolution came because the French peasants were hungry and the king was incompetent.

Because dumb as dirt starving peasants can organize and finance a revolution all by themselves.

Where did you get this "history"? Wikipedia?
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>>681310674
Yes, because building 7 was not tall at all.
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>>681312014
Sage
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>>681306456
I see your game illuminati reptile /b/ spy!!
If dubs you reveal yourself.
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>>681312428
Nah, man, I don't think you're right. You underestimate the power of the retarded masses. They are like an ocean, no conspiracy can organize them or defeat them. You can only ride the wave.

I'll tell you where your reasoning is wrong. You think they couldn't organize themselves. But... there were VERY MANY peasants. Royalty and shit only made like less than 1% of the country. The other 99% were a lot! Look at how aggressive the 99% is right now, and imagine them 10 times hungrier. And it took quite a while, it took 2-3 years for the peasant to get there. Spies were reporting to the king that a revolution will happen, but the king was too stupid.

>>681312582
You can go fuck yourself.
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>>681312428
Not that hard dude... how could a few rag tag rebels storm a small beach in Cuba and take over the whole Island. Times were different back then, people weren't pansy faggits.
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>>681312431
Did you write this down at the mall? Next to a stall? Are you buying yourself a cute little dress for the ball? Fag
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>>681306792

that's hitler with a jap no?
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>>681312803
That's ironic because I don't go to the mall. That is where the terrorist attacks happen. One moment you buy some cheese on stick, the next boom.

This is what I'd do if I were a terrorist. I would attack malls full of stupid fat people. I wouldn't attack high lever security buildings full of smart businessmen that work hard to do business with my country.

I would bomb the mall, full of polluting fat imbeciles that nobody needs.
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>>681306792
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and how bout this op?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLMLTdhbKQ
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The fact that you buy into the MSM definition of a conspiracy theorist tells me a lot about your brain you fucking pilgrim.

There wouldn't be a fucking United States with out our founding fathers conspiring to create it. Our country was founded upon a conspiracy you close minded shill. Do those blinders help you feel safe?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mhPaUL3Uc
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>>681312994
You are more likely to be killed by a plane hitting your house then being killed in a terrorist attack. Your such a programmed pussy.
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>>681310612

Proof if what part?

> Leaks reveal secrets of the rich who hide cash offshore

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/apr/03/offshore-secrets-offshore-tax-haven

>The leak of 2m emails and other documents, mainly from the offshore haven of the British Virgin Islands (BVI), has the potential to cause a seismic shock worldwide to the booming offshore trade, with a former chief economist at McKinsey estimating that wealthy individuals may have as much as $32tn (£21tn) stashed in overseas havens.
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>>681313441
>You are more likely to be killed by a plane hitting your house then being killed in a terrorist attack.
That's exactly my point, you retard.
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>>681306456
OP blind as fuck
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>>681312329

See

>>681313519

The recent leaks show that one chinaman owns half Western Australia's power infrastructure.
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>>681306456
retard detected
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>>681312329

In addition, 5% of the national Saudi oi company was floated yesterday. this 5% is valued at 2tn. The real big money is hidden from view.
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>>681312014
Nah the illuminati just became jacobists in the end.
They still around but have splintered so mms times it ain't funny. Some are authoritarian some are still pure jacobists.

Illuminati has become a blanket term for any group involved behind the scenes in world politics.

Some illuminati protect us. Some want to enslave. Some want the apocalypse and on faction even just wants to use science to create pegasus and make the world magical.

It's a fucked up play in the deep and no side is really that good. They all have their own agendas and every agenda is good for some and bad to some.
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>>681306456
fuck off with your faggy clickbait "protipisuckdick" threads OP
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When r those people going to realize that the sun is not the center of the solar system. The earth is the center of the entire universe. That is obvious. Stupid conspiracies, how dumb can they be.
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>>681313722
The big money is not hidden from view, you moron, you don't live in the Matrix.

There are economists in the world who can calculate all kinds of shit. They would tell us. Maybe in the 20th century they would send you to the mental house if you spoke against the establishment, but they don't do it anymore and information is available.

They can't hide the real wealth anymore than they can falsify math results.

Besides what are they going to do with all the fucking money? If they had all the money, we'd be in a zoo. They only have like 500 billion and they buy politicians, start a war here and there, and buy religious cults. They can't do everything.

Unless... you believe they're reptilians. In which case, this discussion is over.
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most conspiracies seem to have some truth to them in my opinion. people who flat out deny them from the start are truly retarded and need a good kicking in the cunt.
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>>681314172
>They would tell us.

Ha. Sure they would. Just like the accountancy firms who write Britain's tax laws would surely tell the treasury if there were loopholes within that allowed people legally not to pay tax on profits in the hundreds of millions. #

How do you explain the 32tn in the BVI if the total wealth of the planet is on 60 odds. You're 60tn figure, I am guessing is GDP. This is produce PER YEAR. The total accumulative wealth therefor will be 600tn over ten years. Now sure, much of this is re-invested and turned into assets. But you're massively underestimating how much money there really is. Not all wealth is kept in backnotes and gold these days.
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>>681313877
Word.
I always thought the freemasons and the illuminati story was much like that of Anakin.
They were supposed to bring balance to the force by creating and founding America, where freedom and democracy reigned instead of monarchy and absolutism.
Instead, they became the very thing they were destined to destroy, monarchy and absolutism.
But, don't freight. Luke is out there somewhere. Maybe it's Bernie, he is a jew. Like Luke he was decedent from the "chosen ones", and will restore balance to the force, ie: name to the economy by increasing consumer purchasing power.
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>>681314172

in addition to

>>681314777
>Mr Henry said his $21tn is actually a conservative figure and the true scale could be $32tn. A trillion is 1,000 billion.

>Mr Henry used data from the Bank of International Settlements, International Monetary Fund, World Bank, and national governments.

>His study deals only with financial wealth deposited in bank and investment accounts, and not other assets such as property and yachts.

>other assets such as property and yachts.

Or corporations for that matter.
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>>681314172
Then y are the Panama Papers so groundbreaking? They WERE literally hiding the money from public view.
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>>681314777
You don't understand economy, dude. Yes, the 64Tn is GDP, but it is also the total wealth.

The total wealth doesn't "accumulate". The wealth includes all the food, all the clothes, everything. If you make 100 cars, each worth 100,000$, then you have 10Mn more, but you forget that every year 100 cars get destroyed, mainly by old age, so it's the same shit in the end.

It's true that economy is, by definition, on the rise. It raises at a rate of about 1-2% per year. This is mainly due to technological innovation and other unforeseen factors.

Your logical fallacy is that you don't understand how the market works. The market works roughly by supply and demand. There are exceptions, and different mathematical models, but that's largely the deal.

Now, let's say me and you have a house each. Mine is worth 1million and I sell it. The GDP registers 1million. You say "Hey, the REAL wealth is double because I have a house TOO!". You imagine that if you sell it, we'd have 2 millions, not one. But if you sell it, the offer rises, and the price goes down, and now both houses are worth 500,000 and you're back where you starter with one million. See? You need to understand economics.
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>>681314868
It's very similar but it's not about one person. We all Jesus. We all antichrist. Heaven on earth. Heaven is within. They all just trying to create heaven in earth but they all got different idea of heaven.

Bernie, trump all the same. Heaven to someone, hell to someone else, but in the long run humans will always thrive. It's their natural condition to thrive under any circumstances. Therer are no right answers and that's why the bicker. Don't worry like 80% whoever wins at the end(None of them ever do or will) ,well be fine.
It's just the temple nutjobs to worry about. They're trying to reenact the apocalypse.
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>>681315444
>believing $$$ reflects actual material wealth

dude, you have no understanding of modern finance whatsoever

the banks are playing computer games with virtual money they can create out of nothing, it's a giant bubble and the only reason it did not burst yet is ignorant people like you
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>>681315821
That is true. Sometimes the banks will manufacture money in order to say that economic productivity has gone up. And that's wen economists come in and yank their pants.

And about the bubble, of course. The economy is like a house of cards, it has always been like that. You may have a bank account with money in it, a house, and a kid. And you think your life is perfect. But if the bank deletes your account, you will have no money for bills, and you lose the house, and your kid dies in the street. It's always a bubble.

The only way to step outside of the bubble is to go in the desert and build a house of rocks and shit, and plant your own food, and pray to good that it will rain. It used to be like that. And that's still a bubble, because you need the rain. No rain equals you die.
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>>681315444

You appear to be competently discounting all assets aside cash?
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>>681317449
Your problem is that all available assets are translated in cash.

Look, dude, go learn some economics, and then come here. If you don't understand basic things, it's easy to be a victim of conspiracy theories.
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