>>681304099
Weakness: When niggers are around

>>681304099
upside-down syndrome when using super power

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I have the power to stop time

>>681304504
Time doesnt stop for you, so using it mskes you older

I can manipulate reality at will.

have the power to seduce every woman in the world

>>681304728
but you are gay

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>>681304728
you will have a 3 inch penis

Regeneration

>>681304728
but you are impotent

>>681304720
But you are blind when you do so

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I have the power to summon a pizza roll TWICE

>>681304874

Every time you regenerate it heals back slightly wrong, eventually turning you into a pain wracked, tumor-ridden mess.

>>681304963
Both rolls have minced babie dicks in them

>>681304874
but everytime you regenerate you drain energy of your beloved ones

>>681304963
No toppings, only sauce

>>681304504
but only for a second

>>681304874
you cant sleep

I have the power to be invisible

>Super speed
Come at me, fags

>>681305055
oof...that's true hero sacrifice.

>>681305113
forever

>>681305148
Blind

>>681305148
in the bed

>>681305113
Can only do it when you're not in someone's field of vision.

I can command niggers to do what I want

>>681305201
Mystery Men bro....can only be invisible if absolutely NO ONE is watching.

I have the power to eat and fully digest any material, toxic, poisonous, acidic, metallic, etc. Without suffering any health issues

>>681305271
But only if they fuck you in the ass first

Fuck the Mods

>>681305187
>Train senses to pick up on things and brain processes shit fast enough to react
Not really a weakness
>>681305190
Are you even trying?

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>>681305271
you are one tho

>>681305271
All belligerent and loud and racially sensitive

The ability to make anyone a nigger I want

>>681305326
Suffers health issues

>>681304874
your limbs come back half the size they were before

I can bring any waifu to real life.

>>681305271

They're too stupid to actually do what you want correctly, so no matter what you want it gets fucked up.

>>681305360
World starts overpopulating because of your negligence.

>>681305360
including your family

>>681305326
Mental heath issues arise in place

the ability to remove all my weakness

>>681305396
They don't want to get with you

>>681305396
shes a yandere. Eventually she'll kill you

Ure black

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>>681305287
>I infiltrate
>By not being watched

>>681305439

But only once.

>>681305326
Everything tastes like dick

The ability to not have a weakness

>>681305439
Not having any weaknesses. Useless superpower

>>681305396
in the shape of a pillow

I have the power to finally end my life

>>681305396
But they never will love you

>>681305518
You're a neckbeard

I get this http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-674

>>681305552
Everytime you try it you're saved at the last possible moment. the endless nightmare repeats over and over again

>>681305552
But only when you're 1 minute away from dying of health related problems

>>681305552
But only once you've turned 80

>>681305552
Reincarnation forever

>>681305439
You only have weaknesses, if you remove them you have nothing

>>681305552
But every time you try to use your powers you fall into a 24 hour coma.

>>681305552
reincarnate as nigger

Night vision

>>681304504
But when you stop time, you stop with it.

>>681305552
do et faggot

>>681305552
Your immortal and invincible
The only thing that can kill you is getting DP'd by niggers

>>681305666
But you're blind during the day

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>>681305666
will see satanic demons forever

>>681305666

But only between the hours of 8 am and 6 pm.

Nice trips by the way, Satan.

>>681305709
Topkek

>>681305709
haha

I have the power to make my asshole gape as wide as the grand canyon

I have the ability of respiration by inhaling oxygen to break down simple sugars

>>681305666
you are a cat

>>681304099
Weakness: easy to persuade

I can read people's minds!!

>>681305709
Kek

I have the power of teleportation!

>>681305784
and you have hemoroids as big as the moon

>>681305784
Only men that are attracted to you are twanks and twinks

>>681305826
can't go back to the same place ever again

>>681305813
But you can't turn it off, meaning other people's thoughts flood into your brain constantly

>>681305784
you enjoy every moment of it

>>681305826
It only teleports you into a male rapists prison cell with the door locked

>>681304099
I can kill myself

>>681305826
you have to be fused with another living thing just like the fly

>>681305826
Unpredictable. End up in walls and shit

Every animal on the planet will try and molest me

The power to fly at 5000mph

>>681305784

It takes an incredibly long time, and every time you do, birds have a tendency to nest in your innards.

>>681305794

Oxygen is slightly poisonous to you, and you are slowly dying because of it.

>>681305813

But only when you're masturbating.

>>681305813
But your autistic

>>681305826
You can only use nigger dicks as beacons of teleportation, and you will always land asshole first onto their dicks

>>681305861
I'll take that, I'll just teleport 20 minutes away from where I've already been

>>681305924
You become the only living thing left on earth

Chameleon. Ability to blend in to their surroundings whether it be physically or emotional.

>>681305934
Every time you do you fly into a building the size of the twin towers... you always survive, but thousands die every time you fly

>>681305898
But once dead, you are immediately resurrected.

>>681305826
But only to bubbas shower

I can healing people/myself from any illness

I get the power to permaban any anon I want.

>>681305979

I could still have a long and pointless life.

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>>681305941

>>681304786
>weakness
.... not disability, dude. Don't be too harsh.

>>681304728
Every women you intentionally seduce becomes obsessed with you for 2 years

>>681305983

For exactly 10 seconds, and then you have a 24 hour recharge period.

The power to leave /b/ forever

>>681305983
You have to be completely naked when you blend in, and it switches on and off for 30 seconds every half hour

>>681306083
Every time you do it, your mom is raped by niggers and your father is forced to watch

I can shit diamonds.

>>681306077
Every time you heal yourself or someone else you take one year off their lifespan

>>681306083
>future mod detected

the power to summon hitler again

>>681306116
Random anon posts (the worst ones) flash into your head once every hour, no matter what you're doing

>>681306198
which tears up your asshole because of the diamonds sharp edges.

>>681304099
When I cum, I do big cums

>>681306083

G00k permabans you from the site, and can see through every proxy you make as if it's not there.

>>681306116
But /b/ doesn't leave you forever

>>681306198
Niggers catch on to you, and start mining your ass, they use their dicks as pick axes

>>681306210
This time he wants to wipe out YOUR ethnic group

Become causality itself

My power is I get dubs every single time I post in /b/

>>681306368
You also have to post a webm of a granny squirting with every post

I can levitate precisely .00001 centimeters off the ground.

>>681306368
never I get them when I talk about it

>>681306368
But everybody else gets trips

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>>681306444

>>681306444
Nice trips faggit

>>681306210

He is still dead

I'm thinking outside the box... What if someone had the power to steal virginity with a single wink of the eye. Cons- requires a lamb skin fedora to be wielded on head (none of those pussy walmart bought one's)

>>681306444
Trips talking about universal trips, amazing (I posted the granny squirt one first but I think you earned it more anon)

>>681306444
wow.

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>>681306444

Check'd hardcore

Huge 9 inch bionic cock.

>>681306566
You're clearly not thinking at all because you named your own weakness retard

Power to be as slutty as can be

>>681306681
That never becomes erect

>>681306681
It doesn't work

>>681306695
You MUST sleep with anyone who asks and do anything they ask, especially scat

>>681306686
I AM SMART

Ok.
Extremely good luck.

>>681305442
Damn dude, that's harsh.

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I am completely and utterly indestructible except for when reaching the Planck Temperature

>>681306444
Checked.

I get the power to ressurect Pepe

>>681306796
only for gambling

>>681306836
You must service his cock until you die

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Help an anon out. I got the trips, but on mobile. How do i prove it was me? It doesn't show a (YOU) next to my posts.

power to survive any fall

>>681306855
Still a great power

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the power to destroy ISIS

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>>681306710
>>681306727
You fuckers...

>>681306995
but they must all become immigrants sent to America

>>681306855
Gambling on UNO**

>>681306995
But since isis is controlled by the US government you also destroy America

Ability to matetialise different kinds of pasta from fingertips

>>681307015
nah bro, for show off

>>681306820
But you are in a coma

Blink/ Teleport

>>681306984
But with crippling after effects, leaving you a braindamaged tard more tardy after every fall

>>681307097
its always uncooked

>>681307135
to only places you can directly see

>>681304099
ur moustache looks like a barcode

>>681305439
>>681305630
nice
but i have no idea what you mean
you some kind of philosraptor anon?

>>681306820
>retards giving themselves weaknesses
you're always the planck temperature.

>>681306984
Every time ends with memory loss of past 1 year

>>681307135
can only teleport vertically

>>681307135
You lose a part of your body every time you teleport. The dick comes first obv

>>681307075
Still a great powerh ttp://www.loquax.co.uk/prizegames/news/1354-Play-UNO-for-Cash-at-Kingcom-.htm

>>681307097
But you gotta read all 4chins stale copypastas

>>681307124
sweet, for how long? i imagine im going to wake up when the earth blows up

>>681306984
But depending on the height you'll fall through the floor

freeze and un-freeze time
>find me a fault

>>681307196
Not that bad. From rooftop to rooftop

>>681307209
hell, suck to be around me then

>>681307296
ice age

>>681307296
you also freeze while you freeze time, so basically you just stand still until you unfreeze time.
But hey, at least you get to consider every choice you make for 20 min.

>>681307228
your luck activates only while sleeping

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>>681307222
Checked

Also, I got the power to predict if a movie is good or a huge batman vs superman

>>681307296
You can't move while time is frozen

>>681307296
cant move while time is frozen, only move your eyes

>>681307339
thx for destroying the earth, feget.

>>681307387
but its based off rotten tomatoes

>>681305148
Using your super speed burns so many calories that just using it for like 100 feet will cause you to starve to death.

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>>681307360
Absolute madman!

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>>681307360
>>681307362

I accept defeat anon's

>>681307366
Just put money in uno stocks and go to sleep. Wake up a billionaire.

Still a great power.

>>681307387
every movie you watch is a huge batman vs superman.

>>681304099
>Only works on people with severe trauma or an IQ of less than 80
Being able to consume light and heat instead of needing food.