>>681297078
i do

I work out at home against my own bodyweight
It's just not about blowin dudes for me, I just like the excercize so I cut the gym part out

Gets on b and posts shit about people who shit post on b.....nice b8 m8.

>>681297078
Because I'm an inferior self loathing beta male

I used to go to gym, but one day i realized im too fucking wasted to do this. I mean i won't attract any 2D girl in no way, so why should i do this?

cause my career would go to shit if i looked like a big meathead goon

>>681297078
This fucking thrad again...

>>681297412
/thread

>>681297078
destroyed all the cartilidge in my body for an infintely undervalued ounce of silver

>go to gym anyway
>bone on bone master race

>>681297078
Cause I like being able to scratch my back and wipe my own ass.

too fucking lazy, if someone held me accountable i'd probably do it, but so far no one had helped. no tumblr "muh genetics" here.

Because my mom is too lazy to take me to the gym regularly, and I don't have my driver's license yet.

>>681297078

My mommy says I'm already perfect

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>>681297412

>going to the gym for girls
>not going to the gym to improve yourself because you respect your body and want to be the best that you can be

kill yourself

Cause I'm hung. Faggot.

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Because I just got back from the gym. mfw don't look like your image.

I'm almost 30 so my peak has already passed.

I work more than 80 hours a week because I want to retire before my body turns to shit and I die. When I retire I want to be able to travel the world.i have better things in my future than spending time at a closet case muscle factory full of fagots in the equalivent of leotards .

>>681297078
lol he works every day of his life for years, daily manual labor, strict diet, just for a girl to be impressed at a store. What I really enjoy is watching guys like him get rejected. It's like they don't know what to do with themselves, all that hard work and still can't pull girls.

I'm on a track and field team which consumes a lot of energy

Also poorfag

>>681297078
how dare you deface huge euge you griff scum

Probably because it's my fucking BRAIN that needs the strength as evolution gave that to us instead of shells, sharp teeth, or ridiculous strength. Go get the world's strongest man and a medium sized chimp would turn him inside out. Now go reach your "maximum peak evolutionary potential" by working out that dumbass brain of yours instead faggot.

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>>681301283
>Now go reach your "maximum peak evolutionary potential" by working out that dumbass brain of yours instead faggot.

I already do. Not only am I smarter than you, but I look better than you and get plenty of pussy. Let that sink in. u mad bro?

>>681297412
I'm 42 and I have a 20 year old. I go to the gym 8 times a month.

>>681297078
I do.

>>681301673
Lol mad? At you? Nope, as I already know you're 110% full of shit, kid. You're obviously not that smart as anyone that has to justify their existence by telling someone they occasionally get to practice breeding is sad. Hopefully you're never successful. Honestly, I think even the worst of humanity accomplishes that much, look at your parents. Got anything else?

I have a $70k/year job in the field I gained my doctorate in (starting wage), i spend my time off racing mountain bikes and I have a beautiful pregnant partner. I have attained the perfect life without being a gym slave.

>>681299323
It sounds like some travel and open-mindedness would do you some good

>>681297209
>home gym
>makin it

pick one

I'm in college and diabetic, I don't have the money to keep my blood sugar from staying low when I work out as it keeps my blood sugar lower for a number of days

I plan on working out over the summer though and I'm still in shape from rugby in highschool

My dick will still be small if I get buff, no point.

gym is the best thing that ever happened to me.
guys respect me and want to have my body, all my clothes fit better, and it's still better for getting girl. you can be ugly but if you are ripped and ugly is still better. girls be mirin da gains.

>>681297078
cus ur gay

Because humans have evolved to rely more on their intellect than their physical bodies so I work out my brain instead.

Technology (e.g. guns) will still allow a skinny motherfucker to fuck a broad chested airhead up.

Also, if everyone was in the gym trying to look better, the human race would die out in <100 years cause we have some serious global problems to fucking deal with and looking fit isn't going to solve them now is it?

I work from 6am to 7pm building pools. Usually exhausted after I get off. Might be able to in the next couple days if the weather falls out down here.

>>681297078
I got shit to do.

>>681297078
I DON'T WANNA!

>>681302180
This

>>681297078
Because my self steem is already high enough to do shitload of repetitions like an idiot to gain "respect" from others. Gym is beta.

>>681297078
unable to gain muscle, even with steroids, have accepted my feminine body

Jumped off any boats recently OP?

>>681297078
I love that it's the men that want the 10s that talk about how your brain is the only thing that matters.
Protip: No mentally stable 10 will want an obese but maybe intelligent piece of shit.

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I used to do it 2 months ago, I worked so hard, like 4 hours per day, every day for 1 month...
Them I got an operation and had to stop doing it for another month, I should be doing exercises again but I'm too lazy and I can't return to it, now I'm just eating snacks and shits


Any advices?

I am extremely lazy

>>681297078
That "male" in the pic looks like a ripped female 6/10 would bang

Coz I'm poor as fuck and dat shit be expensive

>>681304621
You're retarded doing 4 hours every day and going every day of the week

crippling social anxiety.

>>681304930
I was too motivated and I was doing it with a friend

>>681297078
I wouldn't want a "buff" woman, which is what "buff" men mostly attract. Not to mention that there really is no upsides to looking like the michelin man at this day and age. Such physical strenght is simply not necessary for modern human beings. Also this gym-culture is mostly hollywood inflicted beauty standards for men the same as consuming shitloads of cash on makeup and clothes is for women.

>>681304319

unable to gain muscle with steroids? yeah..... cuz you've tried that, I'm sure.

>>681303051

you on dat autistic time?

Any faggot that says they would rather work their brains and not their muscles is a fucking dumbass.

>>681297078
Falling for the Iron Jew. Hope you enjoy you mobile scooter when your 60. There's only one muscle that need exercising and that's your heart. Cardio master race.

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>>681305046

>implying bodybuilding=strength
>implying being healthier isn't better for brain gains
>implying being fit isn't more helpful with manual labour around the house
>implying you know anything about health or fitness
>implying you aren't a spoilt little autist who hasn't lived out of home a day in his life
>implying you aren't crying right now after seeing this pic


>implying this pic isn't aussie af

>>681297078
you cant even imagine the peaks I've been on. drop acid eat shrooms

>>681305925

Take ketamine
Fight the cops
Fuck your life up

>>681305688
I wasn't implying even close to all of that stuff you said.

Going to the gym is simply not necessary, even for this manual labour you speak of, unless you're a fatty, then naturally you need to do something about your body and health. For average weight people though, it's completely unnecessary and it's only done to achieve some sort of beauty standard, whether they like to admit it or not and whether or not they're willing to face the facts and admit it's not necessary at this day and age.

I'm hell afraid. I have stretch marks and shit, still a chubby fucker. If I lose all the weight am I going to be a saggy piece of shit?

>>681305052
Klinefelter syndrome

>>681302094

lol he mad

>>681302180

I earn $110k and go to the gym. You were saying?

>>681306723
Maybe ( if you're like ultra obese and even then you can do a surgery) but for once you will be fuckable so it's a win.
Protip:Nobody will mock you at the gym, you will even make friends.

>>681305116
Again in english?

>>681307041
Prove it or don't be so smug

>>681305033
This is too much pressure for your body to take daily. You should cut it to max 2h/day and 4-5days/week. Your body needs some rest dude.

>>681307041
How was he even implying money is a deciding factor in whether or not you should go to the gym?

kys

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>>681306162

Try digging a trench for electrical cable to lights, or to put up a fence. Try landscaping 60-150kg rocks. Try lifting a car battery.

This is my point! You haven't lived a day of your life in the real world. Mum and dad so everything for you.

Enjoy life friend, and being healthy helps with that. But what do I know? I'm just over here enjoying life.

>>681307041
of course you do anon, of course.

>>681307448
>Try digging a trench for electrical cable to lights
No one does this manually these days. I actually have a electricians degree.

>or to put up a fence
Have done this, and even my untrained body can handle it.

>Try landscaping 60-150kg rocks.
As if you'd do this alone/manually for long periods of time.

>Try lifting a car battery.
Seriously?

Stop being so mad.

I like being able to reach my own back.

>>681307448
You sound jealous and mad.

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>>681307700

>No one does this manually these days. I actually have a electricians degree.

I have, when your trench is only 3-4 meters, by a depth of 150mm only to run tps in a 50mm conduit, you don't hire a mini digger at $300 a day.

>electricians degree

No you don't it isn't a degree, it's a diploma or cert 3.

>Have done this, and even my untrained body can handle it.

So what depth did you dig your post in at? What gauge wire did you use? What type of nippers did you use?

>As if you'd do this alone/manually for long periods of time.

I have done over a couple of weekends with just a couple of mates. Put on a carton of beer for labour costs.

>>Try lifting a car battery.
>Seriously?

Yes. For a 60 series landcruiser. They weigh in at only about 10-15kg. But carry it 2k over shitty rocky terrain to get a jump start.

Stop talking shit.

>>681308283
Sounds like you're just poor. Being poor does require more pointless manual labor, true.

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>>681308036

Jealous? Kid I love physical labour. I dropped a computer system engineering degree to do a linesman trade because I enjoy beeping outside. I earn more as well because trades are highly sort after here.

I ain't even mad, just a little confused as to why fatties want to keep on fatting?

>>681297078
1) I do
2) That isnt universally attractive, I find muscles that defined grotesque
3) This idea that there are Alpha and Beta males and being Alpha makes you better is strangling our society and preventing us from moving forward as a race.
4) I know plenty of people who workout just fine without going to the gym

>>681308580
sought*

>>681308437
going full retard

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>>681308437

Lol.

>You must be poor
>I through mummy and daddies money around because I don't know what being responsible means

Enjoy your shitty world view bro. When you go bankrupt for being stupid remember to put the barrel end in your mouth and not the handle.

>>681308283
Top fucking kek.

Just because you do things the hard way once or a few times over the course of your life doesn't mean that's the way it's always done nor the way everyone else has to do it also. Your arguments are completely self-absorbed.

And sorry for not knowing how you Americans call your degrees. I'm not from America nor am I a native English speaker thus I do not know how the education is called. If you really think you couldn't handle your job as an electrician without going to the gym though, I'm out of words.

>>681308580
My joints won't be fucked and I won't be addicted to pain pills in 20 years unlike you.

I guess I have something to be happy about.

>>681308764
Why are poors so mad

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>>681308716

Yeah there was also *beeping instead of *being.
That happens when you ate only half interested in the conversation your having with some child, I hope, on the other side of the world. But you showed me! That certainly backed your claim.

>>681307111
I'm not overly obese. I'm 125kg 6ft.

Used to play football, more athletic but still a chunky fuck. So I'm more hoping it'll tighten over time.

>>681297078
i really like eating junk food and being a lazy piece of shit

I hate myself so why even bother

>>681308772

I never said you couldn't. I made the point it helps. If you think going to the gym had no value you are fucking retarded. And I don't mean to sound insensitive, but you are literally retarded. So many studies show the benefits of healthy lifestyles, which lifting heavy weights and putting them back down being one of those healthy lifestyles.

Stop being stupid.

Also I'm Australian, but a degree as an electrician? An electrician where you're from isn't trade-based?

>>681297078
People that do high intensity work outs for most of their lives age faster and have higher rates of cancer than people who only get moderate exercise.

I'd rather live a bit longer and fuck a few less whores than the other way around honestly.

>>681297078
I do. Zyzz stills alive in every one of us, brother.

>>681299323
Ever considered working 80 hours a week is whats going to cause your body to turn shit and die?

Physical labor is retarded because your body is a finite resource and you're wasting it on making other people money.

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>>681297078
I'm a 5'9 manlet, I'd look small anyway.

>>681297078

im lazy

There's no such thing as bodybuilder porn.

>>681309672

Time is finite too so I guess you're a fag for doing any work at all, huh?

theres no gyms where i live.

>>681309370
>If you think going to the gym had no value you are fucking retarded.
Like I already said long time ago, it does have value, if you're a fatty or need to get healthy. Other than that it's mainly done to alter your physical outlook, by all those people who take supplements and go 5 times a week and look like the meat-section of a convenience store. If you can't admit that to yourself you're only living in denial of your own goals.

And I said degree because I do not know a better alternative for it. I had no idea degree is used for trade-based educations. Surely this isn't such a big issue.

>>681297078
I entrapped a nerve possibly due to working out, therefore I have to wait for it to heal until I can start lifting again

>>681309813
Your body is more finite than your lifespan.

>>681297078
can't polish a turd

>>681308886

>My joints won't be fucked and I won't be addicted to pain pills in 20 years unlike you.

Where do you get an addiction for pain pills from? You don't think your joints will be fucked from not using them? Do you know how joints work? Go to Google scholar and find studies on what you ate talking about. Then when you have evidence of what you're talking about, come back and talk shit.

>I guess I have something to be happy about.

I bet tubby. I bet you get all the girls when you go out.

>Why are poors so mad

Because you don't know what it takes to do shit. And just so we're clear, I ain't even poor, (I've cleared just under $90k so far this financial year). Wasting money is wasting money.

Out of you and me I earn more than you. You're allowance doesn't count as earnings because YOU didn't earn it.

>>681303414
Yeeee pool construction

>>681309991

your dick is more finite than mine

>>681302349
Nigga you think Bruce lee went to the gym, nah bruh, he stayed home, got real stoned, and then bust out that Kung fu in the garden

>>681310065
There's a colossal correlation between physical laborers, professional athletes and opiate addiction. What is even the point of pretending not to understand what I mean?

>>681310135
Good comeback bruh.

>>681297078
Can't afford it. Can barely afford to eat as it is.

>>681309632
Get while the going is good while its around.

You set yourself up for a better future.

I'm a drunk

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>>681309967

>Like I already said long time ago, it does have value, if you're a fatty or need to get healthy.

I can't tell who is who, anon.

>Other than that it's mainly done to alter your physical outlook, by all those people who take supplements and go 5 times a week and look like the meat-section of a convenience store.

This is you being ignorant. You lock going to the gym with your impression of gym lifestyle. This would be like me saying: all computer users are hackers.

>If you can't admit that to yourself you're only living in denial of your own goals.

You know how I know you've never been in a dangerous situation...

My goals are for strength and strength alone. I go to the gym when no one is there. I go to the gym so when I have to I can lift heavy things.

>And I said degree because I do not know a better alternative for it. I had no idea degree is used for trade-based educations.

Degree isn't, diploma is. What country are you from?

>Surely this isn't such a big issue.

Well it depends if you're being truthful or not just to push your "being lazy is a good lifestyle" agenda.

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>>681297078

But I do.

>tfw 5'6
>tfw shredded
>tfw fuck bitches every weekend

Feels good man.

fam

>>681297078
Because I have scoliosis

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>>681310382
>>>681310065 (You)
>There's a colossal correlation between physical laborers, professional athletes and opiate addiction. What is even the point of pretending not to understand what I mean

>There's a colossal correlation between physical laborers...and opiate addiction

>Citations needed

There is a big correlation between you and lying liars!

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>>681310765
>5'6"

>>681307958
you're also retarded

>>681308886
M8 if you just roll your joints then I'll be fine you spacco

>>681297614
Walk to the gym that way you get extra exercise

>>681297614
I just run to the gym. It's only 5 km and you are supposed to warm up anyway.

>>681297614

Do calisthenics then. Ask your parents to buy you a small weight set so you can do clean and press, front squats and deadlifts. You can do bar curls if you are that way inclined.

Stop making excuses!

>>681297078
I do.

I don't do it for bitches though, since I'm funny and confident enough to pull them on my own. I go because I want to live as long as I can

>>681310713
>This is you being ignorant. You lock going to the gym with your impression of gym lifestyle. This would be like me saying: all computer users are hackers.
No, I did differentiate between people who go for legitimate reasons like health issues and losing weight. Didn't you read?

>What country are you from?
Finland

>>681310619

Best time to lift weights is when you're shitfaced... Well it's at least the most fun, until you roll your ankle lol.

>>681297209
You struggling to the fridge or getting up from the chair from your own fatty pear body isn't working out.

>>681310966
5'6
Fucking every weekend
Pic one.

>>681297078
I don't want to, and im too lazy for that shit

>>681297078
I stopped going to the gym...mainly because my job is roughly 11 hours of work a day, and extremely physical. I tried keeping it up, but I was eating whole chickens and like 3k calories a day just to keep up... no need for gym anymore.

Already in a long term relationship. Don't need to impress anyone anymore. It's liberating in a way, hollow in another way

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>>681310966

>>681312357

What does being in a relationship or trying to impress people have to do with looking after your body and appearance?

>>681312054

>No, I did differentiate between people who go for legitimate reasons like health issues and losing weight. Didn't you read?

I did read and I disagree because I don't go to the gym because I'm fat, I don't go to the gym because I have health issues, I don't go to the gym because I think muscles attract girls.

I go to the gym because I've had to do physical labour.

You say you're an electrician? How'd you go carrying a couple of drums of tps across a constriction site? What about pulling cables through conduit? Ever had to carry gensets or 240mm cable.

I just can't believe you to be a tradesman and sit there saying you shouldn't go to the gym.

>>681302180
>perfect life
Laughter.jpg

>>681302180

>gym slave

You're doing it wrong

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>>681297078
Because im in decent shape and i get pussy on the regs.

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I made a pretty picture for you. I grew up on /b/, met a qt 13 year old girl at 17 and have been fukin her for 3 years now. Discovered this place in 2008 and haven't left

>>681312903
>I go to the gym because I've had to do physical labour.
Didn't you already say before that it's not a necessity to go to the gym as an electrician? I haven't found an obstacle that I couldn't overcome as an electrician even though I don't go. Carrying huge drums of cable, sure, I may not be able to carry them all alone, but neither can most people on the contruction site and they're carried by 2 or more guys or by a forklift or other machines. Sure, you're manly as fuck if you can carry the biggest drums alone, congratulations. Still not a necessity for anything else but showing off.

>>681297078
Cause i have better things to do than stress my body to hide my insecurities... Also im a fat lazy slob

>>681312903
Not the anon you've been taking to, but you're being retarded. He is making the simplest, least severe claim, that a person can be healthy and get along fine without going to the gym.

You are the raging autist acting like everyone needs to be prepared to haul around heavy objects every day.

>>681314167

I never claimed necessity, what I claimed was it helps. And I'm not talking big fucking drums. Tps is 4.5mm, but there is like 200m of it on a drum and weighs a good 30kg. When you've got a couple of drums of it, working out helps. It only takes one trip back to the work ute instead of two. Saving time on the job.

Gym helps even just for the mechanics of how the human body lifts. Enjoy your back and knee problems later in life because of your bad lifting form.

Funny thing is i actually know the guy in this picture. Claimed to be natural, made no gains, talked about how he was going to get gigantic naturally. less than a month later Is on the gear hardcore.

>>681314085

more pics of girl pls

>>681314547

I live in a remote area. You do need to. Not everyone is a fairy in a city. There is no need to not be strong. Your just being lazy.

>>681297078
because we live in 21th century, majority of ppl do jobs where you dont need to be gymtard, we simplify most of things that exist, you dont live in 13th century, you dont need to carry 40kg armor in battle or work 12h everyday in quarry

>>681314547

And where exactly did I rage? I haven't even gotten miffed. In definitely a couple of pegs away from rage.

>>681297078
I go to the gym every day.

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I have a full home gym in my garage. I work out for two or four hours depending on how I trap the heat in my garage from that damn draft I need to fix.

>>681297078
Because having that mich muscles is not natural and I would not like it. Excercices (how the fuck do u spell this?) is best.

>>681310948
Hey man, I'm not the dude you were arguing with but, I do have a PhD and he is right. The strain on your muscles and constant releasing of adrenalin can leave you feeling down when you aren't working out and lead to addiction. Although I must say it is necessary to work out for at least two hours or run for 4 hours every week if you want to live over 70.

>>681316242

>...I do have a PhD...

In what?

>The strain on your muscles and constant releasing of adrenalin can leave you feeling down when you aren't working out and lead to addiction.

You could say this about drinking coffee, or eating sugar.

Also citation please doctor?

>Although I must say it is necessary to work out for at least two hours or run for 4 hours every week if you want to live over 70.

>Citations needed

Who wants huge muscles? I'm busy making money... also nothing looks worse, than a big guy in a suit haha. stupids

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>>681317007

Pic related. (You)

I'm prepping for my finals in a month and satisfy my self with working out at home for half an hour a day

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I do tho
I'm going in half hour

i rly want to go to gym but im not strong irl so people will laugh.
wat do?

>>681317961
Kill self

also if i go to gym do i just pump iron or do i need to eat special food?

>>681309011
are*

We don't have gyms

>>681318223
I dont diet but im already in shape. You have to diet to lose weight and get to a happy point but then you dont once youre there

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>>681318326

Lol. You got me again

>>681318223

Don't listen to:

>>681318495

Food is the most important part of a healthy lifestyle. Someone can look healthy but have fat growing around organs, high cholesterol, a messed up nervous system, which is just as bad as just being fat.

It's also the hardest part to maintain.

I did but found the "lifting things to lift things" repetitive and boring. Don't think obsession with ones muscular development is mentally healthy either. Was more insecure as quite muscular than I was before I started. It did however build a pretty good base for my climbing.

>>681318981
Not that guy and you will maybe ape out but I dont think it is hard at all on a whole food vegan diet, less calorie dense and more nutrient dense than any other diet.

Because im in lunch (school) and i can't use the gym rn and /b/ is my entertainment

>>681319687

Good luck to you, but you usually have to supplement vegan and vegetarian diets.

I do love how you had to point out you're vegan. You could have just said low calorie diet and that would have been the end of that.

>>681297078
Cause, in the virtual world, no one will judge me and they will have sex with me, no matter what I do to them.

>>681320111
Because low calorie could be 2 candies a day. whole food vegan diet doesn't have to be low calorie at all and is more descriptive, it implies a diet rich in vegetables, fruits, whole grains, legumes, nuts, seeds and with 0 of the cholesterol you brought up yourself....

And when it comes to supplements only B12 is needed and D and DHA(algea derived Omega-3) is recommended, but that goes for everyone, meat eaters included. All those supplements are vegan in the first place anyway.

>>681297741
this one

>>681297078
I am active. I don't work out. But I make enough money to be confident and just not give a shit. Money buys happiness, anon.

I'm studying finance you'll be the pony express boy bringing me lunch with your fixie