>>681295845
Timestamp faggot

There's a shooting target behind you and you want to try hanging yourself instead?

>>681295845
fuck off cunt. People that really want to die dont fuck around its easy to kill yourself. Once you really want to die people just drop anything and go do it.

How funny, I honestly just learned how to tie a noose as well tonight.
See you on the flip side brother.

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Time stamp

The target is for my bow and arrows

I can't afford a gun

>>681296319
Also, I'm going to tie mine to a bridge tomorrow.

>>681296395
Drink bleach, that normally works

anything that will hold your weight. also stand on a bag of ice and restrain your hands if posible. also live stream or it didnt happen.

>>681296019

Yeah I know it's easy to kill yourself but I just can't seem to get around to it

I've tried to poison myself,
cut myself,
I already tried hanging myself once but the support collapsed,

shit even when i don't try to kill myself I get hit by cars and blown off a cliff once since I weigh fucking nothing

>>681296707
Honestly, buy an 8 ball of h and shoot it all at once.
Be a fucking man

>>681295845
>Any tips on where to tie the hanging end?
at a tree of a kindergarten
>Or a better method of suicide?
burn yourself alive in front of a kindergarten

>>681296577

I don't know what will hold my weight.
All I have access to in my room right now is my fan. no bridges in my area either. I dunno I tried looking around but this area is pretty flaccid

>>681296924
Sorry man I want to be in a place that causes the least amount of inconvenience to people.

>>681296577
Also, how would I live stream it?

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>>681296963
love will find a way

Get a thick rope OP. That way you'll likely pass out without the choking pain.

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I tried using one of these once on that rather large vein near my elbow but that didn't seem to work?

I don't suppose there'd be a better vein to use?

>>681297388
Sorry

This is all I have.

No money to spend on useful items

>>681297388
He's going to kill himself, do you really think he fucking Cares?

So do you wanna kill yourself?

tie it to a door handle and jump up and lay flat in mid air. ull probly die. also stream on what ever device you are taking pictures with.

>>681295845
Good, good, less people on this earth the better

>>681297577
I'm using my computer and it doesn't have a webcam. I have a smartphone though would that work it has a camera?

Hold on a minute I'm gonna try to tie it to my fan

>>681296924
Sounds like you got something against kindergarteners.

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>>681297388
If you make it right you die by neck fracture and not bychoking.
>>681295845
Listen OP, if you really want to be a heri than the best way is the "exit bag", pic related. But as I see it you're just a brairing emo so this board fits bettet to you:
>>>/tumbler/

we all know this is fake.

Lol you should Kill yourselves, the only thought of suicide shold be punished by death, life to those who want to live, death to those who GIVE UP like pussies

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This is the fan I'm gonna try

>>681298077
No it's serious! He has even a noose!

>>681298051
I can't afford those things I have about twenty something left in my bank

>>681298237
Y do you wanna kill yourself?

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>>681298237
less talk and do it fag

>>681298382
Just a minute

>>681298292
Well then the noose it is! But, god in heaven please kill you already and stop shitposting.

>>681295845
live stream it

let us know if it works.

>>681298237
Why would you kill yourself if you have such cool glowing stars?

I can't conceive the thought of wanting to suicide, is it because u didn't know how to enjoy life and instead of learning joy you flee to death like cowards? Or Am i the only one who think that life is actually enjoyable?

phone can be used as webcams via usb or wifi connection. i think its called droid cam

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>>681298582
Here's hoping.

>>681298698
your a denial fag who doesnt actually believe he will die.

>>681298752
You mad? xD or do you actually have an argument to argue me with?

>>681298632
They were there when I moved in.
They don't actually seem to glow though

Dont do it man.

>>681298752
You're* learn to spell you fucking faggot.

>>681298716
it's gonna fall on you dumbass, those things can't support a person

Hold on guys I'm trying to see if i can live stream it or at least take some pictures some how

>>681298698
Life is pain for almost all humans. If you go through the streets take a look in the faces of the people. You will not see many smiles.

>>681298978
It is because hapinnes isnt given, you chose to be happy, in fact you chose everything you do in your life, Big houses and fancy cars arent gonna make you happy bro, hapiness is a choice. You are not happy because you dont want to, end of the line!

Good luck op i mean that, i'm too scared of death or i would plus i'm a fat fuck so i might snap the rope and end up disabled feelsbadman.

>>681295845
This is a pussys way of doing it OP. Get some coke and keep snorting till you die.

>>681298952
Well I know for sure that you can hang at least three children at once at such a fan. So I guess it's worth a try.

>>681298958
why are u doing this?

>>681299124
Why would any human don't want to be happy? It's the force which animate everyone of us.

>>681298920
>>681298861
Lol no i just know most people remain ignorantly bliss. also iz spelz how eva i wahnt, implying that you couldnt comprehend what i ment. i the message not the medium bro, WEABOO 4 LYF

how about all just leave attention whore threads like this.

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>>681298952
I only weigh about 98 pounds so I hope it will be okay. Wish me luck guys I'm tired of everything and I'm sorry for not being able to lives stream it I'll try to sneak a last picture while I'm in the process

Op can you atleast tell us a little about yourself and what lead you up to here?

>>681297797
He gets too excited around them.

>>681299312
/thread

rip op

>>681299312
Please dont man.

OP if your going to do this, post your address so we can send authorities to deal with the corpse and maybe save some unsuspecting family member the worst night of their life.

>>681299312
good luck bruh

>>681299285
did you read me out correctly? cuz that's kind of what i am saying BTW!

>>681298918
There are threads like this every week newfag. He isn't going to do it.

>>681299312
no attach it to the blades and turn it on so your body spins as you die

Op whats ur adress?

Ho and when he is gonna die' who is gonna post his pic or vid you all retarded asses?

>>681296395
Shoot an arrow through the back of your throat severing your lizard brain.

That would be brutal.

Try not to do it on anything which will break off easily. For example don't do it on a fan. Probably do it on a lonely tree where no one's watching

Ypu can livesyream on tinychat from the app on ur phone u can also omegle on ur phone n shit

>>681299533
9001 Meme Street

Some wizard fag find his address and call the police something tells me this kid is actually going to do it i don't care if it's an attention seeking faggot call the cops

>>681299312
make it quick

>>681299467
What I'm saying is: Everybody wants to be happy, some think they're happy but (almost) nobody is really happy!

>>681299649
HAHAHAJ REYARD I JUST SENT THE MEME POLICE TO UR HOUSE

>>681299437
+1

>>681299716
That's a fake address you idiot!

4th time.. honestly you should give up. It's not the first time you failed at something this easy.

>>681299670
I hate assholes like you. What makes you think life is such an important thing that if someone is in unbearable emotional pain it won't be better for them to just hit the power switch and end it?

HOLY SHITTTTTT

>>681299788
no shit Mr. Holmes

did he an hero?

OP post that dying pic

>>681295956
Faggot !

He looks kinda sad i kinda feel sorry for him

Just put your head under a public transit vehicle. You kids and your fancy rope suicides.

"We can't traumatize the children."

Fucking faggot shit. You want to just suffocate to death while shitting yourself?

At least if your head gets crushed by a bus, your Mom won't have to find you. Fucking kids these days. Jesus Christ. I'm pissed off.

>>681299912
I think he deaded.

>>681299830
If you don't wanna be disturbed while killing yourself you shouldn't post pictures of it on a public imageboard. they deserve getting the police called upon on them.

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JUST DO IT

>>681299978
WOW is he dead?

did he dieded

>>681299978
omg he did it gais

>>681299978
HOLY SHIT

Is OP died?

>>681299978
can you do a captcha while suffocating?

shit

Well he's dead I guess

looks legit, but theres no way he took, saved and uploaded that while dying. maybe he was grabbed by a serial killer and forced to do all this at gun point.

you gonna do it cuz im on the deep web posting this shet

Nice start to my morning :D

>>681300145
pass users

>>681299978
I dont even know wut im looking at. It looks like ur celeing light is on the ground now andbur foot on a chair but idk

Wow guys your right he really did it, he died then took a photo and uploaded it to 4 chan.

Fucking idiots.

This isn't really deep web worthy

>>681300165
>4chan
>deep web
wut?

>>681300038
>>681300050
>>681300064
Yeah he killed himself and the he posted a pic of his death. Idiots!
He's a troll like all the guys pretending to kill themselves. The're at least two threads like this every day on /b/.

OP is alive. OP is still a faggot.

>>681295956
Brilliant spot gunbro!

>>681298292
then steal it idiot

>>681300257
ever hear about ghost? retard.

Haha guys. Almost had you.

is he dead yet???

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>>681295845
Never try this but here you go

>>681300361
Yeah, but ghost don't can read captchas. Only humans can read captchas!

>>681300421
The world may never know.

>>681299681
yes they are not happy BECUZ they dont want to! You have the choice of being happy or not, if you are not it is because you dont want to!

>>681299978
fake af

>>681300374
So you going to suc or nah?

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Another fatality of a cruel society.

>>681299978
If he could take a picture and upload it he isn't dead.

stupid shit

>>681300437
tl;dr but it looks like a veeery elaborate way to kill yourself.

>>681300522
He took the picture while he was being strangulation.

Being happy only if something is done is only going to be ephemeral, pplo should be happy under condition, they should be happy just to be happy end of the line!

>>681300633
>b
he took the picture while he was being a faggot

he cant die in the second you moron.

Welp.. . Next thread

>>681300709
ppl shouldn't be happy under conditions sorry I mistyped

>>681300633
That may be possible (but highly unlikely) before your muscle control says goodbye. Uploading it to the right thread afterwards however is not.

>>681300457
You allready said that. But NOT EVERYONE HAS THE FUCKING CHOISE TO BE HAPPY you fucking idiot. Do you really think I wake up in the morning and think: "Hmm today I choose to be depressed instead of happy because I like it so much to be depressed".
get rect.

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Fuck me

>>681300862
It snapped

>>681300862
post pic of neck

>>681300862
Enough with the staged pictures already. Do it or GTFO!

>>681300862
zombie??

>>681300862
attention seeking faggot

>>681299978
>>681300862

Ohh no I get it. The shitty fan broke.

>>681300936
My sides

>>681300862
Don't be a pussy. I do rb have much before work. Hurry the fuck up

>>681300854
In fact everyone can chose to wake up happy, every one has the choice, pretending otherwise is just lamentation and weakness of the heart, the fact that you say that not every one has the choice is not true for every one is free to bee what they want regardless of their situation! Saying otherwise would make you someone who pity those who want attention.

this doesnt count as attempted suicide number 4. this was some half ass pussy shit. if you really wanted to kill yourself you wouldve succeeded after the first or second fail. youre an attention seeking fag

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I'm sorry

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he broke
the fan

>>681301182
There goes my rope

My eyes and neck really hurt now

The rope snapped
my last bit of rope

>>681301182

I know this kid. Ravjit Singh. Little fag lives in Sacramento.

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PUG SAYS DONT DO IT

>>681300854
If you cannot chose wether you are happy or not, how do you considerate yourself free?

>>681301268
fat cunt

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>>681301268
>>681301268
I'm sorry guys

I couldn't deliver

Call me a faggot as many times as you want

>>681301375
If you cannot chose whether you shoot chocolate out of your ears or not, how do you consider yourself free?

>>681301268
try a tree next time, but seriously, dont kill yourself, have a beer and a smoke and watch some funny youtube vids...

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>>681301439
say "PUG OWNS ME"

>>681301439
you cut that rope, when a rope snaps under tension the way it breaks is different

>>681301439
LOL! Have you EVER seen a snapped rope?
Try a little harder when you want to fake something.

>>681301268
Please don't waste any time and try again as soon as possible.

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OP Failed :x get a beer some smokes and try tomorrow again

>>681301464
spoken of someone who cannot respond with an intellignet arguement, is u cant argue dont argue friend

>>681296577
then find a strong enough tree and tie the noose over that, or just run and jump infront of a speeding vehicle, that works too

>>681301439
eat dick

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>>681301518
One of the sides was cut, not the side you are thinking of though

>>681301439
faggot probably cut the rope

OP UR NOT A FAG YOUR MY BEST FRIEND NOW BECAUSE YOU TRIED!!

you can try to visit some canibals chats and let one of them eat you.

>>681301717
I see two cut sides, one untwindled and one not. Oh, and I also see a giant pussy.

>>681301348
anyone confirmed?

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>>681301717
Look at that mouse... He's right about one thing he sure as fuck is poor

>>681301777
witnessed

>>681301448
I love to argue with ppl like you cuz whenever they run out of argument they just blatter non sense just to avoid more complicated argument, that makes you a kid, if you cant be happy thats your problem, if no one can be happy, thats their problem, they have the choice to be sad too you know!

5th times the charm ?

>>681301717
lenovo? de dónde eres mi querido otaku?

>>681301837
ad hominem

(By the way, I'm not even the guy you were arguing with. I posted the post you reply to only.)

>>681301717
Botttom End was cut. Top end wasnt. Its frayed out as if it snapped.

>>681301777
check em

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>>681298562
this. Get a stream going OP, give us a tour of wherever you are and we'll find a good spot to tie that noose.

staged as fuck. all leave the attention whore

>>681301268
tie the ends together and try again.. also if you really want to hang yourself, untie the whole thing, then find the half way point of the rope, and tie it again with the two cores, stronger that way, might hold your weight.. and try hanging it from the balcony or the side of the house/apartment from the window,
get a large solid object that wont fit through window and tie it to that and jump..

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>>681301863
>>681301863

I live in texas

I'm gonna try something else now

>>681297393
hi nihonjin-sama

>>681301941
haha Got trolled xD was still right tho! xD

>>681299312
You lazy shit.

>>681302046
what is this shit now¡?

>>681302046
INJECT MENTHOLATED SPIRITS

>>681299830
1V1 me irl u wont

>>681301996
You suppose I could stream it from my phone?

Link me to a site if I can please

>>681302046
dude you are such a lazy shit. what is up with all these pussy attempts? you wanna die? slit your fucking throat

>>681302138
Sorry I've only got the needle end

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>>681301582
>"is u cant argue dont argue friend"

wut

>>681301999
checked

>>681299154
He'll yeah that's the way to go

>>681302191
anon teach me the ways of the "split throat technique" do i get a spoon ram it up my ass and pretend im a cat or what?

>>681302046
livestream fgt

>>681302292
How man

>>681302046
live stream please

>>681302327
Hey, nice shirt

>>681299830
CVuz endin you life is an escaping, it doesnt do you any good, you hate you life and instead of changing it, you kikll yourself! what a waste! cant ppl try to learn how to enjoy life instead of weakeningly kill themselves like pussies? NO RESPECT FOR SUICIDE! weak, unjustifiable, in fact, those who wanna live are gonna live and those who dont wanna live just can kill themsleves, understanding only comes through PAIN!

>>681302327
hey use periscope

>>681302327
Do you have a smartphone?

>>681302327
You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

>>681302327
A1 post, brother. would read again

dude dont fucking kill your self wtf is wrong with you>>681295845

>>681302223
cant deduce ''IF''? you really must be retarded!

>>681302365
>>681302393
What's that?

Is he dead yet?

>>681302377
leafy fag

from using your nose to stabbing yourself thats cool

>>681302327
Will you marry me

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>>681301439
Lol not a faggot unless you like it in the ass, a fucking walking retard yes, but not faggot.

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>>681302402
Yeah a cheap one

>>681302574
So what's the plan OP? What are we injecting?

cheese pizza man!
how the fuck is this thread still alive?

My friend Reinaldo once tried to kill himself, you should try harder.

>>681302574
If it has the google Play store download the app called periscope, and you can live stream it from there.

>>681302574
Fucking stream it then

>>681302638
>681302638
I don't know. I was going to try and hit a large vein in my arm and bleed out or something.

nice idea get a some sort of a poison that takes about 5 secs to work then youll die right on cam with one pic

>>681302677
Cuz OP is master troll final 4chan boss xD

>>681302684
So that's here my strawberry jelly went

>>681302705
Okay hold on let me try

>>681302731
Yeah that seems legit

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>>681302763
>>681302684

>>681302731
do you have any bleach?

>>681302493
What does cancer have anything to do with nice shirts?

come on you have till 6:30 or 6:00 till your mom wakes up then gets you

man we all go through rough shit bro, i know i was suicidal and i was debating it. But i gave it a year or two and now im glad i didnt do it. Dont listen to these toxic clowns. If u need somoene to talk to about shit, there are many options. Going to 4 chan is the worst thing to do

>>681302891
I don't.

>>681295845
The modern method of judicial hanging is called thelong drop.

In the long drop, those planning the execution calculate the drop distance required tobreak the subject's neckbased on his or her weight, height and build

then you have till 7:00 till the police get there because of a user

>>681302908
go to the cancer and you will find answer

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>>681295845
Even the poorest guy in the world owns something sharp.
Protip: do it in the bathtub, it gets messy.

Please stream it fag

I missed the last an hero stream, please stream op! Newfag here, haven't lurked long enough to see a true an hero!

>>681302989
What's the formuoli?

>>681297458
THEN STEAL IT. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.

>>681295845
Why would you pierce your nose, wear cringy things on the wrists, make your haircut... You clearly try to care about yourself. Attention fag. Stop your shitposts.

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Here goes nothing

>>681303106
this is gonna take years

>>681303116
cold pizza

>>681303106
not
gonna
work

>>681303086
I don't have a nose ring

>ctrl-f Pentobarbital / Nembutal
>0 results

Every fucking time.
Ignore all the other faggots OP, this stuff is the best method hands-down.

Get it off of Darknet markets, there are several vendors who have it (find them through Grams, DNM search engine)

HE USED MY IDEA

>>681303106
is there a reason for all of this ?

>>681303146
thats me

>>681303116
>>681303147
this. plus i am no hot head.

>>681302924
>>681302924
do you have any cleaning supplies at all?
chemicals are going to help you cross over quicker than bleeding out.
if you are serious about this, you should consider a method less painful.
and a pin prick won't do anything but hurt.

>>681303106
Just fucking do it you pussy, no one wants to see you live on here anyway.

yeah bro whats the reason behind it

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>>681295845
>Anonymous 04/26/16(Tue)01:59:24 No.681
Silly OP, physical suicide is for pussies. Man up and commit psychological suicide, kill your old self with trauma and anathema, make a new mind.

>>681303147
Woah, calm down there. May I suggest you leave the thread if you are unhappy.