Do i get anything in return?

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>>681279548
thanks king fedora

Nice Jew star kike

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>>681279830
Eternal life of suffering.

>>681280098
Anything else?

>>681280098

Well that sounds awful.

You'll have to do better Satan.

>>681280098
Come on man. No stimulus package? I might not have pain anything for my soul, but I won't be damned for nothing good in return.

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>>681280241
Being flayed alive for my own pleasure.

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>>681280416
Orgies of the undead.

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>>681279947
Thanks king fedora

>>681280715
You gotta try harder than that nigger, give me something i want, no soul for free you cheap motherfucker

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>>681281105
A throne in hell.

>>681281268
Lucifer is supposed to be tempting. You, you are not even trying

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>>681281656
Free Life of Pablo copy.

cant goto hell if i dont believe in it nig

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Beyonce smelling them lemons y'all.

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>>681281797
Deal my nigga

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Try harder OP or get out of this swamp

satan > muslims

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>>681282366
The deluxe edition for you.

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>>681279548
can i pledge you my children and feel yours?

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>>681282755
You could, but you would pay dearly.

>>681282755
sauce on gif?

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Let's make deal Satan.
You give me pro musical talent and I'll give you my soul.

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>>681283437
Deal. You can join my other child pablo.

Nah. I've seen you before. Not impressed.

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>>681284583
I doubt that. Mortal.

>>681279548
So... you believe in Satan. That means you also believe that God is real. But then, when given the choice between the supreme creator of the universe and one of His creations you chose... the created being.

I'm sure Satan is quite intelligent and quite powerful... but is he more powerful than his own creator? Is Satan more powerful than the creator of the universe?

Why would you intentionally pick the losing side?
Why would you intentionally pick the side of destruction, arrogance, and deceit?
Would you also go and intentionally cut your hand off?
Would you intentionally become morbidly obese and do it with pride?
It's like saying "I want to suck. I want to be a loser. I want to be destroyed. I want to be as pathetic and worthless as possible. And I want to be proud of it."
It makes no sense.

Anyone who outright admits to being a satanist is saying these things. You should be embarrassed, OP. You should be terrified that others might find this out about you; and yet you come right out and proclaim the worst about yourself for all of /b/ to see.

You think you're so smart.
You think you're being edgy and hard core.
You think you're being such a cool rebel-- "yeah! fuck the system, man!"

I am actually shaking my head as I write this. What a fool. What an absolute fool. Atheists I get. But satanists? Wow. Stupid.

>>681279947
>>681281053
Eat shit fedora memeing christian faggots. 4chan isnt for self righteous cross sucking moral fags like you.

>>681281268
But when the bible talks about separating the wheat from the chaff...

You do know that chaff is burned and utterly destroyed right? You're making a big assumption that the damned get some kind of eternal existence rather than simply being deleted from the universe.

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>>681279548
Already have, do i get something extra special for already owing my alledgiance to you, m'lord?

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>>681284746
Well crafted. Absurd though.

>>681284746
in theory, satanism isn't really about praising satan more than it is praising the fact that yes -- you are a created being and deserve to do with your creation as you please. although i'm sure that's copy pasta and i'm baked off my ass.

>>681285090
Absurd in what way? If that's the best come-back you've got then I respond with

>no, you!

And you just make yourself look more pathetic.

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>>681285274
Like a petulant child. It's almost refreshing... your ignorance.

>>681279548
"The end is nigh. Pledge your souls and feel my love."

That sounds literally exactly the same as the Christian message.

>>681284746
Id rather piss in tenfca eof that bastard chastae controlling and carnally denying diety. I hate him so much. All chrostians and muslims should be fucking exterminated from this universe, and their bitch god should be tortured and raped in the very hell he made. He is not all powerful. That is mearly propaganda to spread his fear mongering. DEATH TO CHRISTIAN FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>681285491
If it speaks to you, then join me.

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>>681285748
Oh, I already have, but Satanism is just so damn reactionary. It isn't good enough as a stand-alone philosophy.

Come to the Thelema side! We have cookies and sex.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

93 93/93

>>681284746
satanists are athiest numb nuts. ive also wondered the same thing about religious satanist though, but i guess a human race thats stupid enough to still fucking believe these fairy tales and waste their lives on it are also stupid enough to knowingly go down the "wrong path"... "You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." -Friedrich Nietzsche. and by the way im not gonna read what you say back, which will undoubtably a hollow threat about missing out on eternal salvation so have fun with your little imaginary friends in your head. and the same way you were shaking your head when you typed that wondering how that guy could choose the wrong path im shaking too cuz people who are still a part of this cult are just pricks. i mean you dont need god to be a good person so whats your excuse for believing that only some people go to heaven. kinda elitist and weird and perverse if you ask me, but i guess god has everything figured out so i shouldnt worry.... huh. goodnight :)

>>681285480
>responds with an ad hominem when challenged
>calls someone else ignorant
Good one.

>>681284746
Because id rather fight for the side that i belieive in, however bleak the opposistion is, then bend over and be a bitch to a malevolant and abusive entity such as the christian-judeao god.

>>681286172
>TFW everyone from /pol/ doesnt even know what ad hominum and strawman mean and are just retarded rednecks

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>>681283766
K, how we doin this ?

>>681284746
This is actually a very poor argument.

The same things could be said about any tyrannical dictator who holds immense amounts of power. Why oppose them? Why pick the side that's losing? Why pick the side that lies and spreads deceit (As the dictator's propaganda will no doubt portray it)?

The answer is simple:

Because it's the right thing to do.

>>681279548
ok boss

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>>681279962
>jewstar
MFW this retarded

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>>681286172
There is no need to debate you. You'll join or be punished. either way suits me nicely.

>>681284746
There are 3 types of satanists:
The atheist that calls himself sananist in the belief of anton lavey.
The edgy kid that wants to show the world how bad he is.
And the one that does it because he believes he will get power and wealth out of it. Also he doesnt dress like a goth dickhead.

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>>681286151
>satanists are athiest
Nice try.

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>>681286443
It's done.

I'll join for infinite pizza

>>681286689
Id rather spite that fickle diety then be his chaste ass slave for eternity. Fucking retards.

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>>681279548
Soul to keep, bidding awaits.

>>681287941
Nice jacket satan, whered ya get it?

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satanism is a reaction to the religious reality of the world

the truth is beyond good and evil.

Thelema and Gnosis, occultism, that is where it gets real.... not satanism in and of itself and certainly not christianity

that said, goddamn hail motherfucking SATAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM-N4d8NLLo

will join for a job, doesn't have to be good, i have a interview in 5 hours, please satan..

1.) The Bible says that Lucifer, a rebellious angel, was evil and a liar.
2.) Rebellions always happen for a reason.
3.) The Bible is a book that is written by the victor
(And we all know who history is written by)
4.) Looking at it objectively, who is really the bad guy?
-God commits mass genocide multiple times
-God condones slavery
-God visits plagues on innocent people who were in no way responsible for the evils he was trying to punish.
-God commands a man to kill his own son.
-The Devil never harms anyone in the Bible without God specifically telling him too, and his only real crime is teaching humans critical thinking.
5.) Come to the conclusion that Lucifer was probably right.
6.) Do you fight against a tyrannical dictator? Or do you bow down like a pussy?

I, for one, would rather burn in hell than worship such an awful being.

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Make cat women a reality

>>681288270
Hot Topic..... ( much kek )

>>681284746
Lol you're such a faggot

>>681284746

You're clearly a follower, not a leader.

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>>681288553
This tbh,
If God exist and he is good, hell would not exist
If God exist and he is not good, fuck him. Satan ain't so bad
If God doesn't exist, then none of this shit matters

>681288553

Bible also condones rape and states a woman must marry her rapist.

So ya

Yeah but can I get somma dat dick though

>>681289622
It's also worth noting that, if you subscribe to this notion, Lucifer's sacrifice is much greater than Jesus'.

Jesus died and came back after essentially a three-day vacation.

Lucifer rebelled and taught humans to think for themselves, even though he knew it would come back to bite him in the ass, and now he's in hell -forever-.

It's a HUGE difference.

Lucifer's sacrifice was an ACTUAL sacrifice.

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See you soon children.

>>681290642
See you

Great Baphomet! Please give me some sexual pleasure! My BF refuses to indulge my desires. I crave to be made a sex slave.

>>681284746
>So... you believe in Satan. That means you also believe that God is real

No. God is a story made up for christfags and tye mentally handicapped. Satan is real though.

>>681291481
>Satan is real though.
I wish. Dont some christfags believe the opposite of this, however?

>>681291601

I automatically started disregarding the opinions of anyone following a retarded scam religion when I wad a child so no idea what they think.

I respect people who are spritual and looking for the truth from within. But anyone who thinks you can pay a few shekels and be told by someone is retarded and lazy.

LaVeyan Satanism
>Self worship
>Opposite message of Christianity, putting yourself before others
>indulgence rather than abstinence
>Acknowledges supernatural forces.

Luciferianism
>Humanism
>Seeking knowledge and enlightenment
>Follows the Rebel Angel
>Doesn't acknowledge supernatural forces
>Most atheistic

Theistic Satanism
>Believes in Satan as a real being
>Hedonistic
>Just as dangerous as Christianity
>The ones you often hear about
>Richard Ramirez.jpg

>>681279548
>black male
>white female
>looking up to baphomet

I have pointed it out before but I can't help seeing how symbolic this is considering how much the media pushes bm/ww relationships. It surprises me no one really catches this any time the picture is posted.