>>681278849
Our main gun is a giant cock that shoots cosmic jizz.

>>681278849
We have a garden and arboretum on board that recycles waste and unused organic material, while replenishing our oxygen.

>>681278849
HMS. Godswrath

S.S. Dubs

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>>681278849
magnets

>>681278849
Shippy McShipface

>>681279429
But how do they work?

>>681279624
Magnets work by the moment of momentum in the spinning electrical charges of electrons. A moving electrical field is a magnet, and a moving magnetic field is electricity. Align all the magnetic moments of atoms so they spin the same way, and you have magnets. It is how touching things works.

>>681279822
This is now the name of the ship.

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>>681278849
We should probably have a hull and interior.

>>681279899
This is now the name of the ship.

>>681279986
This is now the name of the ship.

>>681279870
the good old MWBMOMISECOE:MEFIM;MMFIE:ALMMOASTSSW;YHM:IHTTW

hull is made of surgical grade silicone, purple of course

It has no crew.

Main drive runs on a combination of advanced fusion and sodomy.

>>681278849
The primary hull is a highly reflective surface arranged into numerous plates on springs with collapsible hinges between them. Our ship can expand like a pufferfish. When struck by kinetic objects, the plate compresses the string to slow projectiles and bounce the ship away, like a shock absorber on a car. When directed beam weapons hit the reflective surface, they bounce off. We can alter the shape of the outer hull by drawing the springs in, to aim the reflection where we like.

>>681280242
A giant flying space didlod

>>681280262
The crew will consist of children with terminal diseases, too sick to live on earth

It's main way of propulsion are these giant rudders that are operated by our nigger slaves.

If someone draws this ship I will start praying to then instead of muhammed.

>>681278849

Shit needs a jump drive, or we're stuck in known space. Preferably one that looks like an acid trip when it fires. Not just some shitty warp drive, either. Plasma manifolds always going out of alignment at the wrong time and antimatter containment fields being screwed with...

Inertialess drive would be acceptable, though.

>>681280619

Not even the power of racism can make oars produce thrust in vacuum.

The fuckbringer

>>681278849
We have a large external heat sink that allows us to keep the ship cool, since
>>681280329
this faggot has the ship running on fusion and sodomy, which will boil us alive if we don't find a way to get all that heat to radiate into space. A terrible, terrible challenge with only blackbody radiation to do the job.

So this is a fucking huge heatsink that looks like a shit-ton of faggoty feathers to give it the surface area it needs.

While I'm at it, I'm throwing in a stealth system. When we feel safe, we store excess cooling in huge tanks of liquid nitrogen. If we need to blot out our heat signature so we don't glow like
>>681280329
this faggot's well-used asscheeks and give us away to any enemy looking for a slightly warmer-than-average rock to nuke, we dump our excess heat into the liquid nitrogen so we won't have to use the heat sink right away, giving us time to act in stealth.

>>681281039
thats why those rudders are extremely long, so that we can push ourselfs away from moons, planets and other clutter

>>681281039
the rudder are made of diamagnetic plates held a few nanometers apart, producing quantum vacuums, the spinning of these plates will produce a pushing effect against the fabric of space-time, propelling the ship forwards

>>681280722
The ship is powered by feminism, which while useless for producing change, is sufficient to get us further and further from known reality.

The ship will be called "Hello Kitty Cat Brigade No Homo Desu".

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This handsome beast.

>>681281281
Ok, I like this idea. What are they made out of, so that they don't get us caught in the gravity well of the shit we're using for leverage?

Maybe it would be better if we use something more like a grappling hook?

>>681281787

Never mind, other reply since last reload...

Still, though, think about what we could accomplish if we could pull things closer AND push them away!

>>681280722
warp drive works by sacrificing a few thousand gays and minorities to the hate god Ben 'Zyklon Ben' Garrison. When he is satisfied with our contribution, he will allow our ship safe passage through his pocket dimension, letting us travel many light-years in a few minutes.

>>681278849
Dragon dildos!

we have a ring of expendable spacechip staffed by niggers around the inner core, in the event of an emergency we spin really fast and the expenable parts shoot out in all directions and destroy everything

New idea: What this ship needs is entertainment!

Add an amphitheater with full sized orchestral pit to the garden.

The captain gets a flute solo every night...

>>681282209
Let's also add a giant pit or cage for a blood sport of your choosing.

>>681282209
> What this ship needs is entertainment!
The main reactor runs on sodomy. We're covered for entertainment.

>>681278849
I want a propulsion engine that only allows for travel in reverse to your relative facing and a structure design of some elongated tube

Shall be named the SS LongCock

>>681282439
see >>681282346

>>681282346
Can we have a rape dungeon? I think we need a rape dungeon.

>>681280336
>plates that can stand up to projectiles travelling at speeds that don't let you simply avoid them
>reflective surface that is 100% perfect mirror for all wavelengths

you're the fucking worst

>>681282209
How about a room that uses holograms and forcefields to simulate any scenario that can be programmed? It will need to have root access to the main computer, of course.

>>681282928
Like the Sherlock Holmes episode the next gen.?

Let's put a giant COSMIC SAIL on the top of it

>>681282928
And we need like five main deflector dishes!

>>681282346
>>681282604
A rape dungeon and thunderdome.

Two words:

Space Niggers

>>681280120
catchy

Anus spears. When you sit down on the toilet, spears come up and penetrate your anus.

>>681283193
two words: Rare Pepes

Name it the bingus

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We need fluffies.

Let's add a shotgun wedding room.

What if trips?

>>681283999
It shall be so almighty trips

Futurama suicide booths.

What we need is a fucking train.
The ship is a passenger train with a 20th century steam engine at the back. We use the smokestack to propel us and we can be rid of waste in the massive furnace that powers it

The fuel for the reactor must be a mix of crude oil, feminist, Gary clones, toxic waste produced by cs:go, and Bill Cosby pills.

>>681278849
a gun, an engine, and a seat

>>681284245
Or instead of coal and shit, we could use radioactive decay as power for the steam engine

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>>681284338
JELLO PUDDING!!!!!

Spacey McSpaceShip

>>681284338
Is that clones of Gary Busey

>>681279004
Seconded
Also, rolling for "Star Cocks"

>>681284592
>roll

HMS. Muddbutt.

The ship has a special engine. It makes the universe mova in any direction, but the ship stays in the same spot

a giant mechanical penis that rotates 360 degrees

>>681278849
The ship has a conscious.

XX.Spacebutt

Grant me dubs and I name thee ship Portable Oven & Gas Chamber

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It has guns that fires black holes

>>681284960
if anything is conscious on the ship, it's probably not you you brain-dead faggot

>>681280329
A schematic on this advanced sodomy mechanic would be nice and how it works with fusion reactors and magnets.

>>681285044
Winner.
Portable Oven & Gas Chamber it is...

>>681284592
roll

Higgs repulsor so we can acheive zero mass and reach light speed.

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>>681285205
I've got something better. The warp, we will travel through hell, literally

>>681285077
Yea, call this guy a brain-dead faggot but not the people who are saying all the guns and levers are dicks.
Real mature

Can has S&M dungeon?

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>>681285503
Sure you can, just invite these guys

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>>681285347
But what if demons hop in?

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>>681285838
Just do as the filename on my gif says

Let's get serious and add battle pods that will smash into the enemies' hulls and the front bit expands and opens up a hole in their hull so we can board their ships and take over.

>>681286290
if you are driving something into a hull fast enough to penetrate it for boarding, it's going fast enough to just punch a hole into it.

>>681285354
Butthurt faggot, stop pretending to be someone else to generate the appearance of someone having your back lol. This is truly some low shit.

>>681286549
It was just an Idea.

>>681286910
you need to learn that your ideas are fucking retarded.

>>681286549
>>681287134
AMEN AMEN

Shippy Mc Shipface

We obviously need an altar to the God Emperor of Mankind.

>>681287396
Markus Kinkaid?

Futanari suicide booths.

Wings

>>681283337
I second this.

FTL needs to be workshop enabled.

USS NIGGERDICKS

We need spikes, spikes everwhere.

>>681278849
Chewbacca Co-pilot GET

>>681279429
jack pls. replicators?

USS Star Trek > Star Wars

Nano repairs bots