Ylyl thread
Guess who
this ylyl thread is bland
>>681267439
you have to reboot.
>>681267238
They croosed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips they uttered one last phrase.
Desu.
>>681267570
lost
>>681269586
lost
>>681269350
>>681269350
Lost while taking a shit.
>>681268641
>>681270681
>>681270737
>>681270789
>>681270833
https://youtu.be/_763hPttmO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBivqH0AuAc
>>681267238
I'm so in this time.
>>681267439
> when the vietnam flashbacks hit
>>681274037
Rate me /b/
>>681273984
blarNEKNEK
>>681274576
Why does this exist?
>>681267439
>>681274576
I want to see more of her ass.
>>681275234
fucking lost
>>681274037
whites are fucking scum
>>681274479
>>681267570
... I might be a computer.
>>681274576
$20
>>681274930
Underrated gold
>>681274930
Pretty good for tumblr though
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
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Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>681276200
She clutched her bag because the guy cummed on her while filming it so he could post the creepshot on /b/. And he wasn't black, he was white.
>>681275768
I have one of these that says Ladyboy Rape Me
SUI A CUTE
>DESU
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>DESU
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>>681275783
damn. Flawless victory.
>>681276432
top kek
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
>>681275043
fuckin lost. I know that hunger
>>681270036
Grammar guy Grammar.
those joint things are pretty sexy твн
>>681276432
That drawing is shit. The picture is funny because whatever way you look at it he's an ass. Ass, ass, ass, ass. The drawer totally fucks up the extra levels of ass.
>>681276701
Ball joints?
I'd have to agree anon
>>681276587
Why do you waste every day doing this? Like I'm not even mad. I'm just worried that you can't find fun in this, or anything else for that matter. You're just here posting desu. Wanna talk? Any hobbies?
desu?
>>681276515
SUI A CUTE
>DESU
>DESU
>DESU
>DESU
ftfy
>>681276701
>>681276587
>>681276515
>>681276455
>>681276300
>>681276150
these desu posts remind me of when I logged onto this website as a cringey 14 yo. Plz stop.
>>681276943
>>681276841
>drawer
>DRAWER
HMM... YES. DAVINCI WAS THE BEST DRESSER OF HIS TIME. HIS DRAWERS HELD MASS QUANTITIES OF ITEMS AND KEEPS MY SHIT IN CHECK.
What are you? Fucking 12? Artist.
>>681275617
Want a video of 3 blacks shitting in each others mouth?
BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU
>>681276993
>I've turned 15 today
Happy birthday Anon. here have some cake
Pic related.
>です
>>681276181
umm wtf??
>>681277166
No, but I don't care.
It's about purging.
>>681267238
Ask papa john's
>>681277264
My pleads to cease the desu posts didn't work then.... why would they have worked now?
>>681275341
>>681277472
Congratz on turning 15 anon.
We've given you the gift of knowing nothing will ever go your way and you should kys desu~
>>681274576
Bitch's got tentacles or some shit
>>681277472
>>681277424
it's okay friend
just accept the boku
>>681277633
btw, anyone else gets mostly, and i mean by a FUCKZZZING large majority, camping car captchas?
>mfw camping cars again
>>681274544
Oh wauw
>>681277665
>>681277264
thanks guys. I appreciate it. Nobody wished me a happy birthday when I did turn 15 but it means alot to me now.
I do have one birthday request though: Could you post the picture of Spider Jerusalem with the Desu hair?
Thank you so much
>>681277472
the agony
>>681274576
/pol/ was right the shitpost
>>681275464
Someone test it
>>681278202
That legend of Zelda porn looks good
>>681275783
At least he got a nude so could be worse
>>681269267
▶▶Lost to this bullshit
>>681274874
Lost&nostalgia'd
Made it better cause I could hear the voice acting.
>>681277122
Drawer, one who draws. Go back to India or whatever shithole full of people pretending to speak English you come from.
Enjoy
>>681278185
this is worse than a school shooting
cringe tachyons are flying through my body as the cringewave runs in all directions through time
>>681278185
I really want to see this Anna C.
Fuckin kek
>>681275586
Lost
>>681279446
But what?
>>681267439
fuckin lost
>>681275586
>that slight hint of freckles
>>681277865
i always freeze up when it asks me to discern mountains...
"is that a mountain? or just a large hill?"
>>681275464
well there is "being funny" and there is "trying so hard to be funny it's obnoxious" guess which one this guy is
>>681279132
Fucking lost
>>681278185
i've seen this at least a half dozen times... but i just now noticed the title of the document is "babe book".
>and the cringe just keeps on comin'
>>681279072
>Implying there are better reasons to base your opinion on.
>>681279344
i'm 5'7", fuck you, square up faggot
>>681278652
some thought went into this
>>681277832
>>681269782
>decisive
Fuckin' I'd say so.
>>681280394
Mericans should not be allowed to have an opinion on beer.
>>681277446
Or the Chinese restaurant.
>>681278652
FUCK.
>>681279072
mfw college will cost the same and weed will still be illegal
>>681273984
lol
>>681276432
this is really good
Same
>>681267439
Broken neck
>>681274706
Its time to move on.
Your literally a 6
>>681279072
>Presidents can totally do this without the support of congress
>>681281384
>your
>>681281596
>his smile and optimism : gone
>>681281579
>>681275555
Lost really hard
>>681281596
Glad Russell Crowe ditched them to become famous
>>681268313
The faggot furry version of Desu?
>>681278652
Fuck you
>>681281377
>>681278622
Underrated post
>>681278371
if you want it.
>>681276055
Destroyed
>>681281916
what the fuck is that
>>681281984
What the fuck is that, is that natural immune system's response to anal rape?
>>681274566
Lost diamonds
>>681280965
Mfw my parents pay for my college and I live in a recreational-legal state but am still voting for Bernie
>>681281984
I just dont get it.
>>681282145
story?
I'm also
>>681282303
>>681282283
She was a Kurd soldier. WAS.
Isis reked her, big blow to Kurd morale but they keep fighting.
>>681282416
Randy?
>>681282386
>>681276081
>its a hologram
you just won the game
>>681282464
hah! stupid kurds, always fighting.
>realizes im in america
>>681282145
Fake and gay
>>681282283
>>681274516
Lost
>>681282577
thats the one.
>>681267238
>>681282503
so much white
>band has -1/12 drummers
>>681276150
For some reason, this never registers as "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" in my mind, I instead find myself hearing the South Park Opening Theme....
>>681270737
>>681280394
i cringed
smoking that spice
>>681273111
check'ed
>>681282856
>>681282416
>>681282377
Can I have some?
>>681282862
Yum. Perfect corn dogs!
>>681280190
Fucking manlet
>>681275019
Hahahhaha fucking lost
>>681275555
is this a joke? i dont get it.
checked though
limit
>>681274874
Giggled a lot
>>681273111LOST
LOST
>>681268641
i love this pic got any more?
>>681278652
Explain? I am too fucking tired to comprehend it
>>681272267
Wtf
>>681283020
Fucking lost
>>681283505
I LOST THE GAME. fucking pronounes and hyphenf
>>681282416
witness
no dubs tho fag
>>681279132
>crusty ass queer
zozzle
>>681274797
underrated post
>>681282189
japanese dudes put a pearl under their dick skin for every month they were apart from their woman, so that sex will be better when they are back.
>>681267238
Why the fuck is this funny
>>681269267
>basipally
Almost...
>>681282189
looks like really extreme form of HPV - genital warts. ive never seen such huge warts.
>>681284016
whoosh
>>681277026
I bet he doesn't even big cums