>>681266713
Please send help I feel itchy and scared

>>681266713
;A;

Not unless it travels through the ventilation.
Call the police i'm sure they'll be happy to protect and serve.

>>681267256
I think the police would beat me to death for calling them over a spider.
It's not like I don't have food and water in here, I just don't have any way to know if it's waiting for me to get out so it can jump on me.

>>681266713
He probably is in the car already

>>681267598
Maybe that's what it wants me to think

1.Take your man card
2.take a good look at it.
3.shred it to as many pieces as you can.
4.sit in your fucking, car until help come.
4a.alternatively, you can just become a trap, or a bottom.
5. get a boyfriend who can save you from stupid shit like this.

your father raised a pussy.

>>681268082
>man card
But I'm not a man.
Help me think of a way out of here and I will reward with tits

>>681268336
Did you try the other door? tits pl0x

>>681268336
It works the other way arround honey

>>681268537
You smart lil fuck
>>681268565
Can't exactly post tits when you're stuck in a car with no writing tools for timestamp

>>681268537
Fuckin this

bullshit, you're a fucking man. Don't try to get yourself out of it now. you're a fucking, scared little puss, and now you're ashamed to admit it.

>>681268336
Step1: Open the door
Step 2: Get out
Step 3: Close the door
Step 4: Run
Tits please

OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR. Even if you are a female, you're being a scared little bitch.

>>681268732
Tell us how the other door works out, hope you make it out alive.

>>681268812
Nah son
>>681268986
>>681269077
You've saved my life, I am in the house.
Don't know where the spider went.
Gimme a minute to find a pen or something.

>>681266713
>Do you think it can get in the car somehow?

It's already inside.

>>681269419

>Nah son
yeah that's a girl. cause men from new york aren't the only ones who say "son."

>>681269419
Yeah just watch out, it knows where you live.

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Here's the pic op promised you all.

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>>681269700
Actually a woman from NY, do NY men say that a lot?

>>681270295
OP here, I will add that my pics always load here upside down for some reason.

>>681270295
Yay boobs, thanks. Have you tried flipping them in paint?

>>681270707
Nah I use mobile, I've just accepted it as a fact of life.

OP was not a faggot today. Maybe the world is not such a bad place. I owe you an apology, OP. I guess I just live by the old rule that one should always assume a g.i.r.l. means guy in real life. So many guys pretend to be girls, ya know? Your tits are really incredible by the way.

>>681270831
Fair enough. Well i'm off, cheers.

>>681270418
It's because you're really in Australia

>>681271045
Lol

>>681270978
My god you're a brown nose faggot. Why don't you ask her if you can wipe her ass too?

>>681270978
Thanks man. I know that people lie about being grills here, and tbh I wasn't planning on posting tits but I had stuff that needed to go in the fridge.
>>681271041
Peace out
>>681271045
Id kill myself

>>681271268
Play nice with the other kids Johnny

>>681271268
Fuck off, faggot. I owe OP an apology fair and square. I called bullshit until OP delivered. She's the real deal. That is a rare thing. Say what you want, but OP delivered, and i was wrong. At least i can admit it. why, what would you do?

>>681271692
it doesn't matter though dude literally nobody knows who you are why are you taking pride in anonymity

you have a lot to learn

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>>681272188
OP here I did appreciate that anon being a nice human, it's refreshing

>>681272188
Because OP delivered, asshole. I'm not being a brown noser, i just apologized for being a dick, and then getting proven wrong. Why is that so hard for you to accept? stop raging, and enjoy OP's tits. they're fucking beautiful.

>>681271692
First of all, you don't need to whine like a faggot about a thread you think is fake. If you think its bs just move along. Not only that but these threads are more common than you think. Lastly I wouldn't kiss ass like your puckered lips are doing.

>>681272628
>>681272695
I swear to god I'll turn this car around

Look at what you've done op, you ought to calm things down and post sharpie in pooper

>>681272898
What if there's a spider on the door?

>>681272943
Negative, the only writing utensil I own is a mechanical pencil and that's not going anywhere near my ass

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>>681272188
This must be an animated representation of how you reacted when you saw me apologize. Chill out man, it's not that big of a deal. you know what? fuck this, i have a managers meeting in the morning. OP thank you for being real. You have made my night. Adios raging kid who hates apologies. (fucking psycho.)

>>681272628
Yes we know that, you don't need to keep saying it. We're not fucking Stevie Wonder clacking away at a keyboard.

>>681273090
Hairbrush handle then

>>681273031
Fuck man that's a good point
>>681273095
Thanks for being cool bro, good luck at your meeting.

>>681273164
I broke my hairbrush the handle is gone

>>681273132
>you don't need to keep saying it
FUCK YOU YES HE FUCKING DOES
>>681272628
SAY IT AGAIN

>>681273297
Two fingers, things are getting crazy, better hurry

>>681273095
There you go again, like we need to know you're a manager you big shot. Stop trying to impress us with your mediocre pizza hut managerial skills you autistic sperg.

>>681273532
Yeah not gonna happen, I don't really care for things in my ass
>>681273642
Pipe the fuck down kid

>>681273642
>like we need to know you're a manager you big shot
FUCK YOU I NEEDED TO KNOW THAT YOU FUCKER

>>681273949
Please?

>>681273949
>Yeah not gonna happen, I don't really care for things in my ass
Handstand full frontal nude

>>681274105
No dude, there's not any part of having stuff in my ass that feels remotely good.
And I don't want my ass to bleed.
Sorry dude, I don't do ass stuff

>>681274173
Lol

>>681273949
I am piping down nigger, show some ass or something.

>>681274255
See
>>681274173

>>681274496
I would but there's a bottle of vodka with my name on it in my living room, and it's too cold in here to leave my pants off.
Anyone got some good alien movie recommendations? Or anything scary in general.

>>681274642
>it's too cold in here to leave my pants off
Get in the shower, then >>681274173

>>681274642
The Thing (1982) is a bomb ass movie, pretty fucking terrifying even for today.

>>681274811
Nigga you think my phone is waterproof?

>>681274918
I've been meaning to watch that one, thanks man.
Isn't that the one with all manual special effects?

>>681275213
>Nigga you think my phone is waterproof?
Steam up the room
Phone on floor
Clothes off
Handstand

>>681275494
Nigga you think I want mildew?

>>681275213
Yeah, they do a pretty good job with the effects, the dog scene in particular is one of my favorites. You'll know what I mean when you watch.

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>>681275494
This is the best you're gonna get right now, I have a cocoon of blankets.

>>681276036
Lots of gore?

>>681276069
Came

>>681275598
Listen, you could be awesome and take a full frontal nude handstand selfie. Why settle for mediocrity? Everyone is going to remember the girl that took a full frontal nude handstand selfie.

>>681276138
If you want to call it that, theres no hacking bodies or spilling guts from what I remember but the alien itself is pretty fucking messy.

>>681276138
I'm handstand selfie anon, the thing is the shit, watch it, you'll like it.

>>681276229
To be fair, I wouldn't.

>>681276147
Coolio
>>681276229
Because I don't want to, mostly. And I don't know how to use the timer on my phone.
>>681276372
I think I could be down with that, intestines and eyeballs gross me out so I try to stay away.
I saw recommendations for a movie called Fire in the Sky, have you seen it?

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>>681276498
Thanks buddy, I still probably won't do the handstand thing though
If I do it'll be when I'm thoroughly drunk and I'll post a thread, how does that sound?

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>>681270295
Try holding your phone sideways when you take a pic. 4chan will rotate the pic when you post, but if you hold your phone a certain way when you take your pic it will rotate it normally on here

>>681276685
I havent seen it but I should add that to my list, I got 4 days off and I'm about to chill the fuck out to some awesome movies on acid.

>>681276925
I will pay more attention to what angle I take it at in the future, thank you!

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>>681276787
>how does that sound
Excellent

ALL RIGHT /B/ROS
ROLL AND WATCH A MOVIE

>>681277163
Collateral it is

>>681277079
It's apparently very good. That sounds like a hella good time, but doesn't acid make movies terrifying?
>>681277163
Rolling for something to watch after The Thing

>>681277163
Roll

>>681277330
Maybe if you're not experienced with psychedelics but I've gotten pretty used to it, i'm gonna invite some friends over too. Tripping alone is boring.

>>681277163
Rolling

>>681276685
>Fire In the sky

Different anon here, fire in the sky is one of my faves. If you like alien movies you gotta see it

>>681277690
I've never done it so I wouldn't know
But have fun man that sounds like some cool stuff

>>681277848
Alien movies terrify me, I have really vivid nightmares about them.
But I like being scared so I watch alien movies

>>681277330
I watched The Fly on acid that was a really freaky movie while high. Scared the shit outta me

>>681277962
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE CAR

>>681278233
Kek

>>681277163
Roll

>>681270295
Hey nice rack. How old are you?

>>681278194
Shit yeah I could see why, that movie is fucked
>>681278233
I like being spooked not afraid for my life
>>681278479
Thanks. I'm 21

>>681278650
Cool cool. Anyway thanks for actually delivering op. Have a nice night