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>>681258388
Ya paid her with my dick

>>681258388
>yes
>6/10
>on a whorehouse
She had the kind of body i like and went crazy with her toungue while blowing me, her moans were fake of course but good enough to really get me going, came buckets (with condom)

8/10 experience

Ya I paid her in trips

>>681258719
Euro detected

Gfy tho fam

Real way to get a hooker.

Back page escorts ( website )

Clearly listed in ads.
Pics and phone numbers.

Loads of options for "in calls", you come to her place. Or "outcalls" you meet somewhere or she comes to you.


You're welcome bitches.

Yes 7 times with 4 different girls. I found them all on backpage. The first one was in her early 20's n had a pretty face n nice body but she was skinny had no tits. The second one was at least 30, tho her ad said she was 26. She had a decent body n nice tits but that pussy stank really put me off, tho the sex wasn't bad otherwise. The third one was 19, fantastic body, pretty face, 5'7 prob 110 lbs, best sex I've ever had. N the last one was early 20's, blonde with small but nice tits n a great ass, but I could tell she really wasn't into it n just had the vibe of
i really don't want to be here" n was all business n just wanted me to bust so I could leave. Also way overpriced for what it was.

All in all, YMMV, but most of the time when I did it it was fun n i would do it again

>>681259631
You think they'd let you put a blindfold on them if you don't seem like a creepy murderer or something?
Like are tey pretty willing/obedient?
And how much they cost?

>>681258388
Thailand, singapore, hong kong, japan, korea, singapore....
Take your pick. Its basically legal in all those countries. Depends on your flavor, but I have seen all ages and ranks. Plenty of 10s. Plenty of friends that like playing together. Just gotta have dat cash. Some do suck, usually you can tell if they are going to be terrible... Very shy or off-put. BUT! you can't go for the ones that walk right up to you immediately and start rubbing your junk. Specially if its late on a busy night....
My best night was 2 girls in thailand. challenged me to thumb-wrestling competition for drinks (they have weird games for drink bets there.) Both really playful, into my foot fetish. Also helped i had a sweet hotel room with a spa.
ahhh... the life of a sailor.

>>681258388
Yep, even fucked a few handfulls of them raw and came inside them. No STDS, no HIV. I wouldn't recommend it though, I did that when I was dumb.

>>681260036
Sure dude just let me fly to Asia

Fuck off

>>681259860
It depends on the girl. The 19 year old was the ditzy naive type and was willing to do anything but anal, and only because she didn't like it. The other girls were more strick on some little things (ie no kissing, no touching her tits, etc.) but they were all willing to pretty much do what i asked n try whatever position i wanted to.

>>681260350
Where'd you find them

>>681260836
Internet

>>681260488
To be honest... i have found the same quality in Las Vegas, and a few lucky call girl finds. I can honestly say it is almost cheaper and a much better experience to just fly to asia.
Some of the 10s in a call book will say 1k, then won't put out unless you pay another 1-4k. They are also usually absolutely terrible in bed, more fake than porn.

>>681260732
You hang out with them for a few minutes first or just fuck them?

Offer them a little booze or weed?

That 19yo sounds nice fam

>>681261284
Solid info thank you

I really want to go to Thailand and do that but I won't be able to afford a plane ticket for years

Thai girls are cute af but whats the best place for white girls?

Also I kinda like twinks a bit too, any of that overseas?

Just once. Name, Kylie Wilde - a former pornstar turned escort in las vegas. Was 750/hr a few years back. I think she still provides if you're into tiny athletic types.

Take Charlie Sheen's advice and don't cheap out on them.

>>681261393
Normally when you first meet them you hug n maybe kiss n do the usual bs small talk "Hi, nice to meet you, etc." n either they or you take them to the place you are going to fuck. Once there you put the money down on a dresser, table, etc or had it to them if you've been with them before. What follows is they count it and then start taking off there clothes. Once you're both naked she'll normally grab your dick n either suck it or give you a handjob. Some girls only do bj's with a rubber, some will suck it raw. Sex then follows.

>>681261753
Plenty of twinks in Thailand. anywhere from gay boys to very passable TS women. If you go to pattaya beach (highly recommend) there is even a "boys town."

If you are talking about white girls, and don't live in a big city area, or NV, it can be tough. Look up "adult clubs." They usually have fliers for swingers, and backpages for call girls/escorts. Other than that... the internet. Craigslist is sketch as fuck, you can't be an idiot on there. Lots of bait, and crooks. TS scene is actually pretty good on CL tho.

>>681262481
Why not cheap out on them? What are they gonna do?

I mean I'll pay the agreed amount but I won't pay much more ya know

At least that's the same basic way it has gone down for me each time I've either gone to a hooker or had her come to me. Btw incall you go to her outcall she comes to you.

>>681262795

The only time you cheap out on a hooker is in Thailand. Just be careful, plenty of ladyboys out there.

Yea, I went out on vacation a few years back with some friends. We stayed in Mexico for a week so it was pretty much partying and drinking.. for a week. On one of the days some random guy advertises this strip club that wasn't too far. At first we thought it was a scam or set up.. but then we realized he wasn't the only guy doing it and there were people go to this strip club he was advertising. So our drunk group decided to go and come to find out, it's actually a pretty decent strip club with pretty decent strippers. One of the strippers comes over to me and starts dancing on me, and she's not bad looking.. at all. Solid 8/10. She then whispers that I was pretty sexy and we could have sex for ~200 usd. Completely unprepared for something to straight forward I laughed and she told me she was serious. I tell her that I didn't have that much with me and she said that she'll give me a dance for 20. I had enough and we go in the back for this private "dance" as my buddies

So after the 2 of us are escorted to a private room the stripper instantly starts taking her clothes off in front of me. I'm fucking American so I keep my hands to myself to prevent her getting pissed. Then she starts to dance on me and makes me place my hands on her. Alright cool nothing different from any other strip club. Then all of a sudden she's going for my pants and is trying to unbuckle them. I told her that I didn't have enough money for sex and she laughs. She then said word for word "I just want to feel it in my hands, it keeps rubbing on my thigh." Now I'm not one to brag and I'm not fucking huge, but im definitely above average at a 7.5' and while I did have a boner I had no clue she was feeling it. She takes it out and it's pretty fucking clear that she was pretty fucking satisfied with it. She starts stroking me off while sitting in my lap giving me direct eye contact.

In my mind all I could say is "this fucking stripper man...", then one of the bouncers knocks which is a sign..

>>681264031
that our time is up. She then smirks.. looks down at my dick and slowly stops jerking off. She then leans over and tells me she wanted to see me again, and bites on my ear. At this point my hormones have sky rocketed and my cock has gotten harder than a rock. She puts my dick back in my pants and tells me that she'd be here the next night at the same time and then starts to try to make my boner less noticeable. She then puts her clothes back on and we both leave. I meet up with my friends who are still getting lap dances and we leave

I know the thread is dead, but yes, there are two regular escorts that I've been seeing about once a month or two for a year now.

One is a 7/10, and the other is a model who is a 10/10.

Sex was decent the first few times. You treat them with respect and after a couple of times it feels so natural that you forget that you're paying for sex.

>>681264564
that the end?

>>681258388
Drunkenly stumbled through Tbilisi, Georgia with my Georgian friend and we somehow ended up in an Asian massage place.

The girl was Asian (i.e. not from Gruzia) but was 7/10, I was too drunk to fuck but she blew me with incredible skill and I came buckets.

Great experience would recommend.

>>681264564
The next day we ended up doing the same thing as the night before and getting really fucked up. We called it a night early and went to our rooms. The whole day I was thinking of that stripper and the moment I went to my room I realized there's no way I'm NOT fucking her. So i tell my boys I'm out to get a last drink and text me if they dont hear from me in an hour.

of course I go to the strip club and and the stripper from the night before is at the bar having drinks with another stripper. I walk over to her and ask her how's her night going and i could see her eyes widen the moment she started to recognize me. She says something to the other stripper in Spanish, she laughs and then pats my dick.

Many times. First was at the same club that the Affluenza kid ran up a giant tab in Puerto Vallarta. Went for a lap dance and was pretty much getting jacked off, so we went to a private room and fucked. Kind of a rip off though. Wasn't prepared and came too early, plus tourist prices. Chick was about an 8/10.

Next times were all in Germany and Spain. First a Japanese and Thai girl three way at an FKK club in Frankfurt. Jap was a 9/10, Thai was 6/10, was a decent session. Next two Hungarians at an FKK club in Munich. Went with an 8/10 chick first and that session was epic, bbbj, finished in her mouth. Next session invited her 7/10 friend (fake tits, ok face, great body, worked in Amsterdam apparently), her friend's vagina clamped my dick so hard, but having come already I was able to maximize my time with them.

A few years later I was in Spain, all Romanians. Had a cab driver take me to a place in Valencia for the first one. 9/10 spinner, fantastic session (jacked off in my hotel first). Other one was a street hooker I saw at a square in Madrid while I was eating dinner. 6/10, session felt weird because we were in a basement with florescent lighting, chick was probably trafficked.

Got another one in Germany too, big whorehouse in Frankfurt on Taunusstraße. Walked up the stairs forever until I found a 7/10 spinner I liked. Another Romanian, was fun, felt rushed but it was about $45, can't beat that here.

Fucked a few here in the US off backpage. Usually in a hotel, best one was a 8/10 chick, let me come in her mouth then come in a condom while fucking her. Wish I knew where to find her now, was the best session here in the us. Most of the time when I try setting something up with one these days it's a game of phone tag, driving around then not getting to fuck. Since those days just stuck with meeting women off Tinder. Its a bit cheaper that way, aside from paying for dinner and drinks.

>>681265090
>>681264564
not the end just typing a lot

She told me that my stripper has told her about me and was hoping I'd come back. I laugh and offer to buy them both drinks. The 3 of us start drinking and before we know it, it's like 2am. The second stripper then kisses her friend goodbye leaving me alone with the stripper who has danced with me.

>>681265446
go on...

>>681266122
Checked

>>681266122
At this point we're both pretty drunk and she asks me if we're ever going to have sex, I tell her I was ready the moment we got in and she gives me the same sexy smirk that she gave me when she was sitting on my lap jerking me off. She slides her hand on my thigh up until she reaches my dick and tells me she's been ready since she's first had my dick in her hands before.

Fucking. Diamonds.

I tell her that I have the money and she honestly started laughing. She said she forgot and she walks me over to one of the bigger private rooms.

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>>681266586
when do you guys think this thread will 404? I've never told this story before and i'd like to share it

>>681266984
Continue

>>681266984
As long as we bump it, hopefully it won't.

>>681266984
As we're walking over to the room she's holding my dick through my pants and slowly tries to stroke it. We get to the room and she pushes me on to the bed. And as the honest man I am, I take out 250 and place it on the table. I told her so we wont forget it again when we're done. She laughs and then hops in my lap and starts to unbuckle my pants again

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>>681267231
Ill post in short paragraphs then

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Dude every time you fuck a girl you are paying for it. It might be dinner or a movie or the ultimate payday for them marriage. But dude, you pay for sex all your life.

>>681267901
You pay to play in every aspect of life. Not a big revelation.

>>681267563
While she's unbuckling my pants she starts kissing and nibbling on my neck. She finally gets my cock out and starts to slowly ride me through her shorts. I couldn't help the fact that I wasn't doing anything with my hands and start to explore her body. Going under her shirt and caressing her sides. To be 100% honest, I wasnt sure if I was allowed to actually kiss her on the lips, or whether or not if it was even safe to kiss her but to be safe, I mimiced what she did and started kissing and biting her shoulders

>>681267901
Cool dude, Glad you figured that one out.

I posted for help on getting a whore not fun facts of life

>>681268577
Czeched

>>681268185
After a few seconds of groping and kissing each other gets off my lap and starts to strip. Im paralyzed as this goddess takes off her bra and panties and gets on the bed and crawls over to me. She grabs a condom from the table and starts to give me a hand job. Realizing it's pretty dry she licks her hand and starts rubbing the tip of my dick while she tries to open the condom with one hand and her mouth

>>681268679
more!

>>681268679
I then started to realize that she's going to be the sexiest woman I've ever fucked to date and my dick starts getting harder. She then kisses the tip of my dick and then puts the condom over it. She then tries to give me a blowjob and then she stops and laughs. I don't remember what she said exactly both it had something to do with her hating the taste of condoms and we both laugh it off.

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>>681268675
God I fucking hate /b/

>mfw I only came here to ask you faggots about getting a whore

>>681269172
Thanks for making me aware that I have to find a whore who'll fuck without a condom

I can't do condoms. Instant softie

>>681269172
She get's up for one final time as she takes off her heels and I started to realize how adorable she actually is due to her height. She had to be at least 20-25 years old but was a minimum of 5'3' feet tall in height. She straddles my cock and even though there was a condom between us, it was insane how much of her I could actually feel. She felt extremely hot and I was amazed on how wet she actually was

I went to a whorehouse not too long ago.
>asian girl, 7/10, decent body, decent face,
>clean, odorless pussy,
>seemed to genuinely enjoy it, though made more noise than necessary.
>was nice, friendly
>was fun, though I couldn't fully enjoy it because of SSRI's
>will probably go there and maybe other places again

never tried backpage. seems too sketchy.
eros. that usually links to their personal website, or an agency website.
also used eroticreview to read reviews and find other escorts... although the reviews arent always accurate.
if youre looking for a guy, men4rent or rentmen.
(hey, who am I to judge)

>>681269522
why not just take a shortcut and go and lick a public toilet seat if you want AIDS that much?

>>681269589
What country?
How'd you find a whorehouse?
Did she make you wear a condom?

>>681269522
Trust me, she was the best condom sex I've EVER had. I learned that day the dick in pussy isn't all there is to sex.

>>681269584
So she's riding me staring directly into my eyes while she holds my face. The cute sexy smirk has turned into into an innocent but sexy pant. She pushes me down and has now taken full control. Her hands have moved to my chest (I should've mentioned that I don't have clothes on any more either) and is now bouncing on my dick.

>>681269772
>the std meme
>what are transmission rates
The condom isn't for your protection m8, its for the cumdunpster

>>681269965
Australia
I was aware of that whorehouse for a long time because it is a pretty obvious one, near a macdonalds

Yes she put a condom on me with her mouth when she started sucking.
I would not fuck a whore without a condom, I'm not a fucking retard

>>681270175
are you saying you think that a guy has nothing to lose by fucking a whore without a condom?

>>681258388
Too many times to count. I was heavily involved in "the hobby" for 4-5 years. Escorts, strippers, massage parlors.

Basically was fed up with women after getting our of a shitty relationship with an alcoholic. Didn't want to date, just fuck.

I was probably dropping $10-15k a year on what was no longer a hobby...more a lifestyle.

As for finding escorts. I would strongly recommend NOT to use Backpage. Find a legit escort board in your area. Then check them against known providers on TheEroticReview.
If you're into strippers (which is a totally different experience than a GFE escort), use tuscl. You will find which clubs are high milage there (ymmv).

There's another site for massage parlors, but I can't remember the name.

Just make sure it doesn't become a habit...keep it as a hobby.

>>681270151
It doesn't take me long to notice that she's starting to get tired. I noticed that her bounces have gotten slower and her breathing has gotten harder. At this point i lean up and start fucking her myself. She starts biting on my shoulders and holds on to my back while her legs squeeze on the side of my body. Her breasts were pressed against my chests and her biting has gotten harder. Her pants have turned into moans and I could literally FEEL the man coming out of me

>>681270734
>I could literally FEEL the man coming out of me
faggot

>>681270734
Whoa. Is this an A.J. Applegate Animorphs story?

>>681270734
I think your getting to excited telling a story to a bunch of anon but keep going.

>>681270734
I then realized that she's running low on energy and move her into a missionary position. She looks at me into the eyes as I watch her regain her breathe, she ties her hands around my neck and closes her legs around my waist. I slip my dick inside her and we continue fucking.. I take the biggest strokes I can just so I could feel her hold me tighter with each thrust. Her nails at this point are clawing into my back and it's only turning me on more. I lean over and start kissing her neck. I moved my left hand to her ass while I used my other to hold me up. I continued to kiss and bite her while I keep fucking her. Her moans have become louder and I'm feeling pure ecstasy as she continues clawing my back. Then she came. Her back arched up and her legs pulled my waste into her. Her thighs shake and and her jaws lock into my shoulder. She releases a muffled moan.. and then lets go of me completely. She turns over exposing her ass

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>>681271394
Sorry I just couldn't explain how great I felt. I pretty much more masculine than usual and the only word that could come to mind was "man"

>>681272240
I mean like I could stop.

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>>681265090
It was these that seemed to want to know the story..

>>681272563
keep going

>>681272311

>breathe

>>681272311
checked
i need to know how this ends anon, pls

rollerinoohttp://steamcommunity.com/id/incrediblej

>>681273150
trying again

>>681273205
is ded rip

>>681272563
>>681272311
She archers her back up, pushing her ass more towards me and slowly wiggles it. I could see her whole body move with each breath she takes and there's no fucking way I was just going to stop there. I push my dick into her and instantly start to regret taking it out in the first place, remembering how hot and wet it was when I first got in there. I start to fuck her again and with each thrust she slowly goes down, and slowly stops arching her back towards me. When she finally stopped, I laid my body on top of hers and fucked her while she moaned into her pillow. I slid my hand under her and started to caress one of her breasts while I used the other to hold her hand that was nailed into the bed. I nuzzle my way into her hair in attempts to get back into kissing her neck and shoulders

>>681273447
Go on.

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>>681273447
>She archers

Went to a massage parlor in Chicago about 6 years back. Paid $70 for a full body massage, then like $90 more for a happy ending.

Only.problem was I couldn't "end" it. She was going to work on me for a good 20 minutes, stroking really fast and hard but it wasn't happening. She was pretty hot, like one of the hotter ones there, but it just wasn't doing it for me. She tells me "I can't go anymore my wrist hurt. You drink less next time and try again!" I only had like 3 drinks beforehand, definitely not drunk.

That was my last and only experience ill have with paid sex/sex acts. Just not my thing.

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>>681273447
Lurking

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>>681273834
>>681273990

>>681258388
Nah. I'm biscum and grindr exist and casual sex bores me.

>>681272863
I sweat to god i will never stop getting breath and breathe mixed up.

>>681273447
At this point my waist is slapping against her ass and I realize that this is the best sex I've ever had in my life. I stop the biting on her shoulders to get back to kissing her neck. She pushes her ass out and tells me she wants to get back on top. I let her, and she starts work on my dick again. Doing a shit load better than the first time, she rides it going in circles and occasionally whips her hair from her face from when it gets in the way. And then I realized my dick was getting softer.. And even though I a pretty nice sized dick.. im a grower not a shower. So it's noticeable when im going soft. I mentally start to panic and realize that the alcohol in me might not make me cum. She gives me the classic smirk that she originally gave me when we first met. She leans over and she stares into my eyes with her forehead and nose laying against mines. She asked me if I came as much as she did and I laughed and told her that I didn't realize she came more than once

>>681274613
You came? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>681274421
>>681273990
>>681273834
kek

>>681274613
She starts to kiss my neck and tries to ride my semihard dick some more. She leans over some more and whispers in my ear that if I didn't cum she would love for me to cum on her. My heart started racing. This woman has done so much for me and I don't think I could cum for her. I smiled and told her to give me a few more seconds. She then bites my lip and asks me if I'm clean, I told her I was, and she said she get's tested every month (or 2 weeks i forgot) by law and would love to suck me off.

>>681274613
.and then she said youre a sex god, keep the money, and that strippers name was sofie vergara.

>>681270617
I'd be heavily interested to learn about the parlor site if you can remember it please.

>>681275264
>>681275515
Bump

Booooioooooooomper

>>681260350
why not

>>681258388
anytime you take her out for a meal, a coffee or any fucking thing, you are paying a girl for sex...

>>681275264
Diamonds. Instant fucking diamonds. This woman made turn my whiskey dick into the mines of South Africa. I took the risk and told her she could do whatever she wanted with me. She started to actually kiss me and I felt the warmth of her tongue in my mouth. She gets off my dick takes the condom off and then sits right back down all while we're making out. Her pussy alone almost made me came. I knew and was full aware on how much condoms numb sex, but holy shit it took a lot for me not to cum instantly. After a few thrusts on my dick she gets off and whispers she likes to taste herself. This woman is a fucking god send I started thinking to myself. She licks the tip of my cock and said it tasted a lot better without the condom. We both laughed and she then fit the tip of my cock in her mouth

>>681260036
Thailand you say? Those weren't girls...

>>681276205
She kept licking the head and then went straight to my balls.. which I've never experienced before until that night. I watched as her head bobbled behind my dick sucking on the individual balls that have been previously been slapping on her pussy beforehand. At this point i'm precuming. Sometime along this blowjob one of my buddies call me and ask if i'm alright. I quickly tell him i hit the jackpot and that im fine. He laughs hangsup and then i continue to be memorized by the stripper before me

i paid her by driving her around, buying her dinner and gifts for a year and listening to her complain about stuff i couldnt care less about

>Yes
>Absolutely not
>Whorehouse

Overweight ugly asian lady for $50
I was drunk as fuck
I got a rash on my groin a week later, its gone now
I asked her to let me put it in her ass and I still cringe thinking about it and if it actually happened I'd chop off my dick.
Never again

>>681276194
>>681276666
Is this what it's like to be straight?

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>>681260036
>you can't go for the ones that walk right up to you immediately and start rubbing your junk. Specially if its late on a busy night....
y? any reason
I went to Phuket but was too chicken to take a bar girl home. Also i was staying in hotels that charged extra for guests and too chicken to even get a happy ending, though i did get tonnes of massages, i liked the girls trying to persuade me

met up with this 10/10 french escort, third time ive seen her. She wear this black lace teddy, and has some very well done fake tits, with fantastic nipples...
I sadly have irritable Bowl syndrome when it comes to sex; to much excitement and nervousness.
Before I went up to her room, I let out a rather disgusting fart.
She open the door, asks me if i need to use the bathroom, I decline.
Her room is all white sheets, everything from the duvet to the pillows, the throw.. fucking everything...

she takes off my pants after a lengthy feel up from me, fucking loved those tits and ass... i sit down on the bed, and get a nice BJ from her.

then we move to the fucking, shes on top and im pounding upwards like a fucking jack rabbit, takes me all of 5 mins to bust a nut hard...

as some of you know, you cum, and your done with some girls.
she walk to the bathroom to freshen up, I get up and start to get dressed... and then I see it..

I didnt let out a fart, I let out a shart, and now there is a nice skid mark on her white sheets... haha
I fucken panic and get my clothes on asap. Luckly she had a folded up duvet at the base of the bed.
i pretend to help her fix her bed, cover up my shit stain with the duvet, and bolt the fuck out of there...

I wanted to go back and see her so bad, but I was way to embarrassed to even try..

>>681276666
Check'd

>>681276856
sadly yes, it's kind of a drag

tbh fam

>>681277389
Could you not date women you actually like? And allow yourself to use tools to get off until you find such a person? Vibrating wands work just as well on dicks as they do on clits.

>>681276664
By time she finished with my balls my dick had a solid stream of precum running along it. She licks it up clean and then starts sucking out whatever was in the tip. She puts my dick back in her mouth and continues sucking it. My dick is throbbing in her at this point and I tell her i'm about to cum. She pops my dick out her mouth to say "good" for a quick second and then puts it right back in. She starts to cup and squeeze my balls and I could just feel my dick throbbing in her mouth. Then she finally gave a final squeeze to my balls and I just burst. She let 2 pumps go in her mouth while the rest shot on her hand and the right side of her cheek. She then fucking swallows the cum and licks the rest off her fingers. She didn't do anything about the cum on her face. She hops back on my lap with my dick laying against her stomach. She said I was one her best customers, I laughed and asked if she says that to everyone and she told me yes, but I only actually mean it to some people or something like that. She then finally told me I was the only she let have sex with her without a condom only because I knew how to touch her right or something. I kept chuckling do to the fact that I didn't know whether or not to believe her, or the fact my cum was still laying on her face. She gives me the smirk again and says something like I would kiss you again but she wasn't sure if i would be ok with me kissing my own cum. I laughed kissed her on her neck and bit on her shoulder.

She then took my briefs to wipe off the cum and we started to get dressed. While we were doing it we gave each other compliments on the sex and when we were finally done she told me she hopes she sees me again. We both laugh and I agreed. But she quickly snapped and said next time she didn't want me to be a customer and we laughed some more..

It's been a few years and that's the last I saw her. To this day still the best woman I've ever had sex with.

I once met up with a pair of escorts, GFE 3some for $400/hr is a steal of deal, so I jumped right on that.
first girl was a short spanish girl, her face was covered in pimples, decent body, and huge natural tits.
Second girl was 9/10 super cute girl euro looking chick, curvey ass, and regular sized perky tits.

prior to meeting them I had asked them to wear 2 peice lingerie, with miniskirts, and tight shirts... they bolth happily obliged.

I again spent a good 10 mins just feeling them up, and undressing them.
spanish chicks tits were so firm, that they totally made up for the crater on her face.
I tell them to bolt lie on their back, I start to eat them out. they bolth fucking love it, and cum all over my face, the euro chick kept guiding my head down to her snatch.
I get them to give me a BJ together, and im fucking loving the whole thing, im on my back and their asses are in my face, while i finger fuck them at the same time.
we get to fucking, and we are all making out rubbing tongues tips, I almost blew my load from that alone.
the two are super tight, but the euro chick was like fucking heaven.
mid fucking there's a knock on the door.. . the spanish chick gets the door, while I finger fuck and mack out with the euro chick.

They had ordered food before i showed up.
we're all sitting on the bed eating takeout buck naked .

we finish up, and get back to fucking, the food inbetween was amazing because I was distracted and felt like i could go for hours...
took a turn with the spanish chick, then went for more of the euro, as soon as I start pumping I blow my load, she was too fucking delicious to not bust a nut over..

we al just lay back and chill, the euro chick, lights up a dubie, and we all get high.

i spent the next 2 hours just chilling with them, before i left they asked for my number.

They called back a week later, and I met up with them for a free repeat threesome...

I just got stood up by a hooker. How rude.

Her number is 408
-841-0054, in case anybody else feels like having a bad night.

>>681278062

should've put a ring on it

Yeah I have. Was probably 8/10 drunk. Cost me 150 canadian. My story isnt as long simply because I was so drunk I don't remember much but here we go. This was maybe 2 or 3 years ago. Three of my friends and I decide to go out to a strip club. Mind you this is the middle of the week so we're not expecting super hot girls or anything. We go to this club that's super strict. No touching or anything and you NEED to buy at least 2 drinks + cover charge. We were just about to say fuck no but then they let us look at the girls working that night. Every single girl was at least 8/10. We decide to go in because whatever we don't hang out much anymore we live kinda far away from eachother now so let's just go have some fun with these surprisingly hot strippers.

>>681277737
ive been single for about 2 years at this point, so its no big deal

When I was working away from home in the mines 6 days a week I would visit one quite regularly. Catching up and fucking once a week. We did this for about a year and a half, nearly two years. I was a great customer apparently that towards the end she wasnt charging me. Once ny stint had finish I flew back home but often chattered to her. Caught up a few times over the next year.

>>681275913

I don't think we're gonna find out mate...

>>681280478
We go in and have a seat. we all order 2 beers each and sat back and relaxed. We were pre drinking before so we were already a bit buzzed but nothing crazy/sloppy drunk. 2 girls or so come and go from the stage before they sent over 4 strippers to our couch. That's right. This place was so high class it had fucking sofa's instead of booths or tables and all the bouncers were in tuxes. This was honestly my second or third time in a strip club but i had never had a lap dance before. As I go to get another beer, my friends knowing I never had a dance before set up a double private dance with 2 hot girls both 9/10 one asian one blonde

>>681280884
Like I said no touching etc in this place but wow the girls did a really good job. A few minutes later the absolute hottest stripper comes out on stage im talking 10/10 brunette perfect tits nice ass a few tattoos just gorgeous. After she did her thing on stage my friends called her (lets call her mary) over. She saw me going with the two girls in the back before which made her come sit with us but whisper to me "I see you're a big spender, Do you want to have some fun?" I'm thinking 20 bucks for a dance with this girl is pretty worth but no touching kinda sucks. I jokingly said "it sucks i cant touch you tho hah" she replies with "my shift is done in 8 minutes and I live close by. I'm talking REAL fun babe"

>>681281469
I told my friends I'm gonna go back to the hotel and grab my pack of smokes I forgot it and meet Mary out back after her shift ended (about 1am) She takes me to her place and tells me she's been needing to have a good time. We sit down and she offers me a drink. At this point I was preeety drunk but what the fuck this girl clearly wants to have sex. we talk a little about bullshit ie where im from what its like then she starts rubbing my thighs. Oh fuck

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fucked this slut last month, she was as dirty as they come. tossed my salad and swallowed my seed.

will definitely visit again

>>681281820
She grabs my dick through my pants and starts stroking it. "already hard huh? whatever we both know why I called you over here" we laugh wahtever. She takes off my shirt and licks my nipple as she stared into my eyes. "You like that?" she asks. I'm pretty drunk so I respond with "only If i can return the favor haha" holyfuck so cringe. Anyway she takes off her bra and I start sucking her tits. At this point im hard as diamonds. She takes off my pants and pulls out my dick. Fucking. Hard. She stands up and tells me to help her take her panties off. I stand up and get behind her as she tugs my dick and rubs it on her ass. Giving it a little shake like she does at work bouncing my dick off both her ass cheeks. She goes" hand jobs are 50, blowjobs100, sex is 150" I slapped 3 50's on her ass and she said be right back sexy.

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>>681282289
amazing body for 53

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>>681282489
She comes back into her room. The 50's still on the floor. Pulls out a condom and says "fuck I want that dick" She throws me back on to her bed and crawls over to me and starts jacking me off. Nice and slow as she breathes on my neck. She puts the condom on and starts sucking. At this point im so fucking drunk so my memory is a little hazy but holy SHIT could she suck dick. Here we are like 5 minutes in and I already feel like cumming. She crawls on top of me and slides my dick inside. Gonna be honest here, Her pussy wasn't as tight as I thought it would be. Clearly she does this often but whatever shes literally 10/10 and I'm fucking her. She starts moaning as I just lay there in a drunken state like something out of wolf of wallstreet

>>681282980
Kill yourself parasite

>>681258388
go to bed arbin

>>681278764
I fucking hate flakes. Worst part of this hobby.

>>681283016
She turns around and starts fucking me reverse cowgirl off the corner of the bed. As she leans back I can see these fucking hot tattoos she has on her inner thighs and on her ass. She gets off and asks if I want to fuck her doggy. uh yea. Absolutely destroy that fucking pussy because I know I'll probably never score a hottter girl than this in my life. I look over to a mirror she has in her room and watch. As my dick slides in and out of her pussy she says "wanna taste?" I get back down on the bed and she puts her ass on my chest and starts sucking my dick again. She says "I taste good don't be shy" cring-ily I ask how do you know. she replies "im tasting me right now on this dick" omg help my past self why was I so gay. Anyway I didn't eat her pussy because I'm a bitch for being safe. She gets back on my dick and starts riding it and throws her arms around my neck. Shes riding it so fucking hard right now. Bouncing up and down I thought the bed would collapse. I couldnt hold it anymore and told her I was gonna cum. She comes off of my dick pulls the condom off and lets me cum on her face. She licks some of it off and cleans the rest up. Sucks the head of my dick clean of any more come without the condom on and then kissed it all over. She said thanks she needed that and for some reason helped me get dressed like the nice girl she was by putting my shirt on for me. After the sex she asked me if I wanted another drink for the road. I said sure and we ended up watching a few episodes of futurama together before I headed out. I havent been back to that club since but when I go, I need to ask if Mary is there again. fucking would recommend 8/10 experience 10/10 girl overall I think everyone should try it at least once.

>>681279340
this