We need a pic of you in a thong. Who goes to the beach in that clothes?

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I honestly want you to end your fucking miserable life. Everyday you want to die. Just stop being a pussy and fucking pull the trigger

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Does this look like a good spot?

Can you please do us all a favor and end your life

Send us a dick pic and then we'll talk

You look like the type of nigga who picks his ass and takes the little piece of shit and eats it.

I commend your service to the beta uprising

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You think this is a game?

>>681247447
fuck you krieg where did you get this many pics

i blame sheltering parents

carl the cuck

meet kyle the cuckservative

4chan, you know what to do, make it go viral

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someone end this kids suffering

>>681247004

2nd

he can be used, gay looking enough to be accepted by SJWs, but we all know he is a robot inside and on our side

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Here ya go, /b/ro

>>681248222
sorry looks fake, ugly, and retarded as fuck

>>681248222
do this, but also Photoshop a plane heading into twin towers xD

>>681248222
prob should fuck your dad fam

>>681247978

no , we need a better name. he needs to be shown to pol, they know how to classify him

>>681248368
this x100

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fucking normies ruining my fun

>>681248368
I for one would love to see this
>>681248412
kek

honestly this kid is the very defintion of a cuck. he prob lives with his mummy while she fucks chocolate daddy

>>681248552

catchier than just cuck

he reminds me of sheltered suburbanites

>>681248222
that mobile photoshop feel

checked tho

>>681248676
Sammy the Sheltered Suburbanite

>>681248676

alex the autist?

>>681248676
Kevin the kike

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a new meme has been born /b/ we must nurture it until it can fly on its own

>>681248676

james the jew

tbh i would fuck sammy hbu you guys?

Looks like fucking Bobby Scarnewman

PeoplesChamp

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>>681249498
yeah i would fuck sammy but i wouldnt be able to look him in the eyes. he has a weird gorrila complex going on

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>>681248412

>>681249924
>tfw sammy doesn't get his shekels

>>681248843
>>681248925

Well, arnt sheltered upper middle class white suburbanites also autists?

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>>681249744

he looks like the average Iranian male

>>681250205
idk bro this kid legit looks like he fucking gnaws on bottle caps

>>681250291

isnt that an autistic thing to do

I like Sammy the shelterd suburbanite tho

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guys can we all agree that Sammy has eyebrows that you would want to wipe your ass with

>>681247070
4chan is just full of deviants. I'm calling the police!!

>>681251529
do you think your fucking funny? fucking newfags

>>681251529
>>681247070

>sheltered suburbanite

this actually works perfectly guys.....

>>681251637
Yes...

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>>681245689
is this your cousin?

OP your honestly a huge dick to your friend for uploading that pic

>>681252245
At least OP has friends unlike you faggot

I feel like you have no idea what you're talking about. Sammy is a soon to be legend

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>>681246067
>not op but definitely considering it

>>681245689
>photoshop request
>doesn't go to /wsr/

guys i did this as a joke to my friend so can you please not do anymore he's really pissed and i still want to be friends with him

>>681253690
lol fucking faggot

Never been tested so I don't know. I suspect the number would be low as I don't test well.But in my heart I know I'm a genius. Do you know how I know this? Because I can induce a girl to put my dick in her mouth using only words. Just think about that for a second won't you? free will , in the mouth, just words. Not a Polio vaccine but still you have to admit.

lol OP is this him? https://twitter.com/mattfikany

>>681248222
needs a sexy bitch

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OP what kind of fucking meth heads are you friends with

>>681253690

soe friend you are, a user thats what

Ok anon, if you are serious we will meet you half way and give you a way to actually be a friend to your friend

this resonates for a reason, he needs to be saved from the cuckservative brainwashing

tell him to NEVER button up polo shirts all the way

expand his wardrobe, more t shirts/henleys, less polos, understand that fashion is a meme and there are right places and wrong places to wear polo shirts, or else you look out of touch, its about fitting in

try to avoid bright white shorts, baggy pants, dad jeans, ANY CARGO PANTS/SHORTS

get him a hair cut, keep it short

he needs to relax his face, ease up to a relaxed pose

situps and pushups everyday, and diet

teach him about not being a white knight

we are seriously helping him, and we are using him to help others like him as an example

he can change,

its 2016

>>681255124
what the fuck is this

someone send this shit to /pol/ shits hilarious. fucking faggot

Some serious Life Hacks motherfucker

>>681255525
kek

>>681255387

its a critique of why he is so....him

and a guide to help him improve himself

its why is triggers something in us

granted,OP is a terrible friend for posting him on b if he is serious

>>681256066
>>681255124

I think it would have been easier to do this

>>>/fa/

>>681245689

fuck you op, dont post your friends shit on b
1 3 1 3 6 0 8 6 2 8 8 call him you niggers

>>681253690

someone photoshop a hot girl and call it a night

>>681255124
>>681256066
You're an alright person. Listen to this guy, he is right.

Holy shit this kid goes to my school

>>681257666
Name? Facebook? Any sisters???

I'm like 50% sure his kik mattfikany

Be nice to him though he gets bullied pretty regularly, it's kind of disgusting how these kids go after him sometimes and I cannot believe they went as far as to try to get internet strangers to participate in the harassment.

>>681256482

Beta fashion makeover time?

R9k should take notes

Lol everyone message him this thread

>>681258607

in additon to what other anons have said,

he needs to flat out get redpilled, we can rebuild him

I feel bad for this little Jewish kid

>>681248368
WHAT AN EMEM XDXDXD TOPKEKE AMIRIGHTDAE

Post more pics

>>681258607

for now he may be, numbers of us have been there

but when he is older he is going to get mad pussy if he understands game

Seriously we need to redpill this little Jewish boy. Everyone message him and try to convince him to come over to /pol/ that will for sure do it.

>>681258751

Get him into casual button down shirts, major improvments and confidence will follow

Polos are out of style unless that is all your parents buy you

His kik is mattfikany from what other anons have said. Get to work. We will have another one join our ranks soon enough.

>>681248498
fuck, what is sauce on original anon

>>681260788
>>681256482


if he doesnt cut his hair, then blowdry it up, gel optional

>>681261176
Go to top of thread faggot. Some fucking anon posted his friends picture on here trying to get people to photoshop it and now people have found his phone number and kik and they are trying to redpill him.

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>>681257666
Pretty sure this is satan...

>>681257666
Didn't satan go work for google?

If he cuts his hair and stops wearing faggy clothes his mom picked out he would be pretty hot

>>681257666

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

LEAVE THIS BOY ALONE DEMON

>>681262323
>>681257666
YEAH!!! AND WHILE YOURE AT IT BRING HITLER BACK SO HE CAN RUN 4CHAN!!!

Also he looks like the kind of cuck who would date a sheboon. Just putting that out there.

>>681247004
>>681255124
>>681259068
>>681262323


Im starting to think redpillers are becoming as fanatical as the christians they have now replaced