Because dogs and cats are not from the same species. However if two monkeys fuck they either make another monkey or a negro.

Autistic

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>Bitch from Neverending Story
>Crying scene
>Religious faggot trying to bait

NICE TRY

>>681233635
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>>681233746
LOL at fedoras unable to handle hard questions. Avoid avoid avoid.

>>681233432
How come two humans fucked and a faggot like you was the result, op?

>>681233957
Best you can do? Can't answer the question, so you have to throw insults around instead. Sad.

>>681233432
I'm so sad that you keep doing this. You're like the kid who crashes a toy truck into a wall repeatedly and then wonders why his toy is broken. Over and fucking over again, redundancy without end or hope. Being bait aside, why would you want to keep doing it? What dark little joy could possibly be so great? Damn dude, just fucking do better.

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Hey faggots, explain me how a fat faggot can grow a neckbeard but a neckbeard can't grow a fat faggot.

>>681234508
Same reason a tree doesn't grow dirt you simple fuck.

>>681234430
>Agreed
Because OP is a lonely faggot trying to overcome disbelief that their god isn't real.

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>>681234663
>What did you say to me...
You sure showed 'im, pham.

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But a tree can grow dirt.You don't go in the outernet?

>>681234663
Same guy you responded to. I don't think thats it. Its more just attention whoring. If OP has any belief whatsoever, I would be sincerely surprised. Guaranteed replies is what t comes down to. We could hijack the thread and discuss the cancer that we are, somewhat, contributing to, though

>>681234628
Well technically they do. The leaves and twigs and then the tree all become dirt same as the tree was once dirt. It's a cycle that were all part of. We ourselves are just stardust.

If the universe was concious, would it be god? I'd have to say yes. That's a god a could believe in.
And before you ask, "how could the universe possibly be concious??" Keep in mind it already is. It's concious and /b/rowsing.

>>681233921
>Two monkeys make a human
>Humans didn't come from monkeys

>>681233432
It takes an extremely long time to go from a monkey to a human. Way more than your lifetime x10. On the other hand If your family breeds dogs long enough your family may eventually be able to make a catlike dog after many thousands of generations of animals.

>>681235091
And yet, not a single one of you has actually addressed OP's question. If monkeys supposedly somehow made the first human, how come you can't get a cat from two dogs?

>>681235494
Monkeys didn't make humans, we just share a common ancestor.

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>>681233432
Darwinism...
the reason why your retarded fucking posts keep dying.

>>681235459
Let me know when scientists find the missing link. I'm sure it's out there somewhere, under all the "hundred million year old" fossils. In the mean time, since all we have are monkeys on one side of the line and humans on the other, presumably two monkeys somewhere gave birth to a hairless, tailless, pink human baby.

(Remember, if it's not right in front of you, it doesn't exist. There is no missing link until you see it.)

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how evolution works. Changes are incremental over a very long period of time. There was never two monkeys fucking and making a human. There was two very near humans fucking and making a human. So your premise is bogus.

>>681235494
>OP detected

>>681235766
>>681236223
Don't give in to the bait

>>681236223
No, I know how evolution works. You throw a whole pile of scrap metal in a barrel, roll the barrel around, and a Rolls Royce drives out of it.

MODS
THIS
IS
SPARTA!!!!

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Evolution takes longer than it would to figure out if a god actually existed. Two monkeys didn't make a human. It's not as instant as that. Being a fag trying to shove religious shit down atheists' throats to prove that a god exists is just unnecessary. tl;dr evolution takes a shitload of time.

>>681235304
i hate kids like you, "grow" as in "undergo natural development by increasing in size and changing physically; progress to maturity"

leaves and twigs DECOMPOSE in a bed sediment, organic materials, liquids, etc which in turn becomes SOIL

you can't use your hippy-dippy rhetoric magic to make words mean whatever you want, trees don't fucking "grow" dirt

>>681236117
People can see a lot of things and still interpret them wrong

The bible, for instance

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>>681233432
sage goes in all fields

>>681236117
Monkeys don't suddenly give birth to a human baby. It takes a really fucking long time. Through the process of evolution mistakes in coding an animal's DNA are made. These mistakes however are extremely rare. Some mistakes end up being good in the environment and others bad in the environment. the more fit animals with the good mistakes live longer giving them a longer amount of time to fuck and pass on their mistakes. Over time as the bad mistakes die off and the strong fuck you will eventually get a different breed and then species. That is how this shit works. This is not a 1 day, 1 month, or 1 year thing. This is a several thousand year process. This process can be sped up however through the process of artificial selection. Through artificial selection Humans have created thousands of different species of domestic animals that have wild differences.

>>681236524
You are retarded. You only get the rolls royce after 100 quintillion years of rolling the barrel. Duh.

>>681236117
>if it's not right in front of you, it doesn't exist

fucking wew

"missing link" is just a buzzword that more or less proves you have no idea what you're talking about

>>681236117
>if it's not right in front of you, it doesn't exist
so then how do you justify belief in god, with that logic? God isn't front of you.

>>681237861
Wow Bastion. Jew much?

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>>681233432

behead all heathens

>>681235304
define "stardust"
Sounds an awful lot like you are actually just shitdust, or jizzdust, considering stars are just made of elements like everything else.

>>681237897
But that's how Rolls Royces are made. Right? If you see a Rolls Royce, you don't assume someone designed and made it, you assume that random forces assembled it out of bits of scrap blowing around.

>>681238472
aayyyyyy cat dog. I loved that TV show as a kid.

you don't know how evolution works...

>>681238563
That's better. But I might add that a barrel rolls royce might be more crude, yet durable than a man made one.

You know, despite how it started and where its gone, I love this thread. /b/ redundancy at its best

Because we're not genetically the same. Related, yes, but not the same. Though I'm assuming you already knew that, seeing as how the reason you went for atheism instead of evolution is probably because of the idiotic conflation of atheism and evolution. Evolution is not atheism. Now quit being a child

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>>681233432
Can someone please explain the joke to me?

>>681238540
Hes right. us, our computers, our houses, and the majority of the stuff on Earth could have only been made from deep within stars or right after a star explodes.

https://youtu.be/2bm479V8qPs

>>681239031
You're supposed to laugh.

>>681239011
You might as well tell him to stop being on the internet, it equates to the same shit

Your not even trying at this point, Google evolution dumbass

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>>681233432

You went full retard man.
Here, have John Entwistle. >>681233432

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I HATE YOU ATHEISTS!!!!

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Why do you fucks keep replying to this shit? I wish this fuck would get banned already.

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>>681239423
Good, go kys

>>681239123
So I'm right as well. Also, are we assuming stars have always existed?

>>681238563

a rolls royce implies design because it is recognizable and more than one exists in the universe

you can't prove to me that the universe follows a design, so you can't infer that it has a designer

the watchmaker's analogy refutes itself

>>681233432
Because anon every time I see her crying I get a massive erection full of retarded monkey seamen.

>>681233432
So when did you stop beating your wife?

>>681239031
The neverending story....

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>>681233432
Your premise is invalid

>When 2 niggers fuck, a human is not the product.

>>681239618
I have not said stars have always existed. I was only saying and putting up evidence that all of the more complex elements that are needed in life and are inside of your body right now must have come from stars. Thus you are made from stardust.

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>>681239745
Funny, I see lots of humans all around me, just like I see lots of cars. If you walked into a parking lot full of cars, would assume they had just grown out of the ground from amino acids and lightning strikes? Or would you start looking for the engineer who designed them?

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Dear God
>explain this shit

>>681240607
That should say "Behold my infallible creation", "Gives humans free will"

>>681233432
it's the opposite though. niggers are so far below humans that when they breed with whites the result is still a nigger. they can pretty much de-evolve humans back to apes

>>681240613
no, you look at how it all developed. You don't need the engineer if you can take the machine apart and put it back together again

>>681240312
I didn't say you had, but to say we are stardust is to say that the whole universe is -dust of everything that came before it. People always throw around the term "stardust" to romanticise the fact that the materials the form us are the same materials from all over the universe, which is common sense.

>>681240607
It didn't give people cancer originally. The original humans were giants and lived for thousands of years. Each generation of sin made humans weaker and more vulnerable as they lost the blessing of G-d.

>>681240613
Watchmaker fallacy.

In your fucked up creationist idea design is top down, going from complex to less complex.

So what being created god?

Please do not procreate friend. You suffer delusions of grandeur.

>>681241150
all hail gdashd

>>681241150
>humans were giants
>sin made humans weaker
>G-d
kekked hard faggot, thank you

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>>681240820
wtf is that thing

SMH, this is just lazy bait

>>681241499
The idea of God negates the need for a god's creator. It's prettt simple actually.

>>681240820
What the fuck is that thing?

>>681241150
kek omg dude please dont I cant take it

>>681241150
So basically, people believe humans changed height, but it's impossible for humans to change appearance

>>681240613
you're saying that creation is recognizable, which is incorrect because there are PROVEN cases of people recognizing modern technology as naturally occurring

car's don't spring out of the ground, that's why you're fucking wrong: THE DESIGN OF CARS HAS A TRACEABLE ORIGIN IN THIS WORLD, AND MORE CARS TO COMPARE IT TO

>evidence is objective to all viewers
>backwards causation

10/10 made me reply to bait

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This whole thread and others like it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDT_MKUVgLI

>>681241683
>>681241784
Whip squorpion

>>681233432
we are monkeys OP. just a little less hairy

>>681240613
We know that fire produces heat and light: therefore the Sun is on fire: therefore the Sun is not powered by nuclear fusion.

>>681242063
you stepped up your game with this one, faggot

>>681242020
But THERE IS a traceable origin for humans. It's in Genesis. The fact that you don't like it is immaterial, just as it's immaterial that cargo cultists believe the gods created Jeeps from nothing. The objective truth is that someone made the Jeeps just as it's objective truth that Someone made humans.

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>>681236524
>Compares non-living scrap metal to biological organisms that have the ability to self-replicate, genetically mutate due to imperfect DNA copying, and must compete to survive in comparison to scrap metal which can do none of these things

Top fucking kek, autist

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While you're at it, explain this too

>>681242432
yes, a traceable origin for jeeps because we have citations, physical evidence, photographic evidence, peer corroboration

genesis has: presupposition and... theological noncognitivism

oh sorry a single book that has been mistranslated, re translated, taken apart, etc

>>681233432
Revolution bro. Millions of years.