Delete this thread.

kill self

PUT ROCK IN POOPER

>>681230044
You heard the man. Break the bottle with the rock and slit your own throat. And wrists just to be sure.

>>681230044
Ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjG7fcn_FX8

>>681230044
/thread

Find CP, then begin to fap.

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Fap and jizz in the bottle and hope someone finds it

>>681230100
This

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>>681230044
You take the rock and bash your own head in. You lie dying in the sand.

Dubs decides what to do now.

>>681230586
do this >>681230100

>>681230586
dolphin rapes corpse

you lose one of your 3 lives and respawn.
take the bottle (I assume it's glass) and fill it with water then walk towards the jungle and sharpen your rock against another rock.

>>681230915
roll

>>681230586
Nothing. Die

>>681230586
Sun explodes and destroys entire solar system

>>681230966
winrar

>>681230966
>2 lives

EZ.

Swim out into the ocean as far as you can.

Identify the rock. Break the glass and shred anus

become a nazi

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>>681230966
You die in the sand and quickly respawn. You pick up the bottle and find a note that says "Grettings traveler! For reading this note, it'll be easier to decide your next course of action!" You put the note in your inventory along woth the bottle now full of sea water. You grab the rock and underneath there is a strange key. You bring it to the jungle a sharpen it. You now have a sharp rock.

The jungle is spooky and full of terrors. It'll be easy to get lost in here, as you can barely even make out the sun.

0 Decides what to do next, as per the note.

Try to teach yourself French

>>681232164
Fap until the sun explodes and fill up the entire solar system with sperm nazis

Wank to assert dominance

>>681232164
kill self

>>681232164
eat sharp rock

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Find a small animal and stab it to death.

Fuck a palm tree

>>681233223
This

>>681233223
Roll

>>681233169
roll

>>681233223
Roller

>>681233223
Rolling

Make friends with a starfish

Jerk off, cum into your hand and use it to stop the bleeding.

Summon the ghosts of columbine

Kill self

Learn Swedish from a crab

>>681233831
Roll

>>681233831
rol

Crawl to the bottle, use your last bit of strength to break it and slit your own throat.

>>681234073
Roll

>>681232164
Gather wood.

>>681234073
Roller

>>681232164
stick the sharp rock up your ass, run back to the start and sleep till high moon dreaming of getting fucked by your father

>>681230586
test 1: subject lasted 45 seconds. send robot cleanup crew and subject 2

>>681234073
Roll

>>681234073
Roll

>>681234533
winrar

>>681234073
Rollers

Deploy robo-hitler to assist you in your travels

Kill self again

you get the rock and put it in your asshole and then masterbate to the trees

>>681229958
>immediately create a desalination solution
>immediately find sources of food including seafood
>jack off a bit behind a tree to pass a bit of time

shove bottle up ass, and proceed to crab walk on the beach looking for prey

>>681234871
rolls royce

dig a hole and bury yourself

>>681234680
no, but you would have been the winrar :(
0 decides this round

>>681234533
reroll

use bottle as dildo and choke to death on rock

Use the rock to carve a 15 inch dildo with the tree bark and then beat yourself to death with it.

Jump in the water, drown on purpose.

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

hail satan and kill yourself with rock

>>681232164
cut off a branch from one of the trees and begin carving a slit into one of the ends of the branch. The slit is now large enough to hold the rock in place and you have now made a makeshift axe.

use the axe to cut smaller branches off the trees as well as gather shrubbery and twigs and do this with the glass bottle of water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwQJ-3pZfwc

>fire has started

>>681235101
roll

Spend 30 years stretching your cock out until it gets long enough to hang yourself with it.

>>681235516
roll

drink as much ocean water you can and then fist your self

>>681235605
roll 2

>>681235707
roll 3

>>681235748
>get

>>681235776
>off by onee

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>>681234680
You run back to the start and stick the rock up your ass. Your ass begins bleeding profusely. You sleep and dream of fucking your dad, and you wake up coverd in cum. It is now high noon.

dubs decides what's next.

>>681235865
>off by one x2

>>681235899
checked also you find a finish merman

>>681235899

take the rock out and proceed to do all this

>>681235516

you find a finish homeless man

>>681236094
>getpls

Eat everything in your inventory until you die.

>>681235899
Build a wall to keep the sea beaners out

Vote for Trump

>>681236133
winrar

OP check these digits

>>681236133
Winrar

>>681236428
Roll

Take out mobile, go to /b/ ask what do

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>>681236133
Boom. Done. You get the sticks and start the fire.

The sun is starting to set.

Dubs decides next,

Set fire to self.

>>681237788
set a star fish on fire and Frisbee it towards a plane

>>681238088
get

>>681236900
Winrar

Prevent the sun from setting with your magical giant black cock

>>681238088
winrar

>>681238088
winarr

>>681238211
rip to slow

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>>681238088
Well shit.

Dubs decides.

>>681237788
take the glass bottle of water and set it by the fire in attempt to boil your water for safe drinking, while that happens you dig a hole nearby in the sand and take handfuls of sea water and throw it into the hole.
(It will be used to cool the glass when it is done boiling.)

take the sticks and dig by the trees for dirt and bring large clumps of dirt (I assume we're wearing basic clothing; shirt, shorts..) in your shirt next to the fire.

once the fire boils your water, you drink it and fall asleep until next day time.

>>681238824
you go and see if anyone lived through the crash

>>681238976
>offbyone
roll

>>681239036
roll 2

>>681238824
Consider myself worth for thew might of Allah and try to summon him

dive into the ocean to gain access to the plane, find female corpse, fuck it

>>681238976
rolling

>>681239164
Rollooooo

find technical equipment onboard, but overall the communication is dead. remember that there got to be a glass fibre sea cable less than a 1 mile from here. use the plane as a boat to get there.

>>681239466
czech

>>681239095
roll 3

>>681240180
>get pls

>>681240246
roll 5 for >>681238976

>>681239633
check'd your check

>>681238824
Use giant black cock to walk to civilization

>>681240479
checked you checking my check

>>681238976
roll 6

>>681238976
roll 7

>>681241175
there has been dubs already

>>681238976
>roll me another one sam

Have a wank

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>>681239466
You find the technology and rig the plane toi be a boat. You sail to the nearest location of glass fibre sea cable. Now you'll just need to harvest it.

Dubs decides

>>681241420
throw a coconut at the incoming rescue boat

>>681241511
You decide, nigger!

>>681241511
>>681241511
grab a traut and hit your boat with it

>>681241798
offbyone
Roll

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>>681241511
go to hell

Drown self

worship satan

>>681241901
>>681241798
off by one roll

Attempt to awaken Cthulhu

>>681242067
>>681241901
>>681241798
FeelsBadMan

>>681242188
4th times the charm

>>681241511
Dive into water and find the lost city of atlanta and fall in live with a southern mermaid. Suddenly you wake up in the jungle covered in cum and a tribe of amazons surronds you

>>681242523
Roll

you surf to the nearest beach with 1 terabit per second

>>681242523
Roll.ii

>>681241933
Get

>>681241963
roll

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>>681241933
You go to hell. It's hot. Two demons hover above you mocking you. You inventory is gone.

Dubs decide.

>>681242523
>>681242581
>>681242598
>>681242708
>>681242870
>>681243171

Are you stupid? >>681241933, this guy already won

>>681243304
throw a traut at them

>>681241963
this

>>681243391
take a bite out of the traut first

>>681243304
summon Chad Thundercock

have a cock measuring contest with all of them, smallest gets to be the devil

>>681243572
roll

>>681243304
sneeze

>>681243448
rolling cocks

>>681243304
ignore the demons, demand to fight the devil. surprisingly the surroundings in hell look alot like /b/

Rape the demons.

>>681243448
roll

Nothing

>>681241963
roll